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The Docks / Re: The Grim Reapers
« on: July 31, 2015, 04:07:01 am »
Why am I the best [Grim]?! Is that even a serious question? Fine, I'll deign to take the time to answer such a ridiculously simple question.
Let's start with my name:
Skydog-
Time to break it down.
What protects us from the deadly void of outer space, yet allows just enough sunlight in so that we may live and play Guns of Icarus? The sky!
What is everyone's favorite pet (no debate) and is man's best friend? Dogs!
When you combine the name you get a strong, dependable, and loyal person who is also slightly insane and fun to keep around for shenanigans. I also like biscuits.
Wait, what's this?! There's a dash at the end of my name? That's because I'm so damn dashing that our female members swoon more than a captain who drinks too much of his moonshine when I walk by with my stylish black cloak and matching hat.
I was initially recruited as a young naive engineer, but as soon as I was bestowed the honor of the [Grim] tag by the Dead King himself I found my true calling as a gunner.
How good of a gunner am I? I'm so good that a captain with Guns as part of his name wants me to be his gunner exclusively! What else? The Dead King himself gave me a personal commendation for my ability to reap the souls of noobs and pros alike then send them his way. I can snipe with a Hwatcha and fire a Mercury like a gatling gun. Good thing that player characters can't die from being shot or you'd be getting noscoped faster than you can lament to your God that I'm on the other end of the gun.
Need any more convincing? Good, I didn't think so.
Let's start with my name:
Skydog-
Time to break it down.
What protects us from the deadly void of outer space, yet allows just enough sunlight in so that we may live and play Guns of Icarus? The sky!
What is everyone's favorite pet (no debate) and is man's best friend? Dogs!
When you combine the name you get a strong, dependable, and loyal person who is also slightly insane and fun to keep around for shenanigans. I also like biscuits.
Wait, what's this?! There's a dash at the end of my name? That's because I'm so damn dashing that our female members swoon more than a captain who drinks too much of his moonshine when I walk by with my stylish black cloak and matching hat.
I was initially recruited as a young naive engineer, but as soon as I was bestowed the honor of the [Grim] tag by the Dead King himself I found my true calling as a gunner.
How good of a gunner am I? I'm so good that a captain with Guns as part of his name wants me to be his gunner exclusively! What else? The Dead King himself gave me a personal commendation for my ability to reap the souls of noobs and pros alike then send them his way. I can snipe with a Hwatcha and fire a Mercury like a gatling gun. Good thing that player characters can't die from being shot or you'd be getting noscoped faster than you can lament to your God that I'm on the other end of the gun.
Need any more convincing? Good, I didn't think so.