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General Discussion / Re: I found a Skywhale.
« on: June 09, 2016, 11:07:45 pm »


Suck it, Imperials. (No, not the gigantic hanging breasts. Skywhales are weird.)

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World / Re: What faction will you fight for?
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:05:49 pm »
My ship shall be a free company (pirates) and only work for (pillage) those who have the most money (those who leave the most money unprotected).

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World / Re: What faction will you fight for?
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:51:10 pm »
I shall be a pirate, if possible.

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The Lounge / Re: Introductions!
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:15:04 pm »
Ahoy, I'm the Dread Pirate Bananas, scourge of the highest seas, loved by tavern wenches, and feared by honest merchants across the skies.
I'm also first mate and head engineer of the Albatross, and it's rare you'll find me somewhere else.
She is the mightiest goldfish in all the oceans skies, piloted by the crazy good creative captain AdventureRuss, whose godawful, ram crazy, and generally suicidal tactics have netted us many wins (they never see it coming) and keeps me busy.

Due to the nature of my captain's piloting techniques, although I almost always play engineer, I have solid experience in piloting and gunning as necessary, as well at yelling angrily down the mic and making wicked awesome last second saves.

I also spent far too long drawing my avatar.

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