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General Discussion / AN OPEN LETTER TO THE SANDSTORM REPUBLIC (SREP)
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:18:53 pm »
HELLO. RECENTLY IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ONCE AGAIN, SREP IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TANK. I HAVE BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED OF HACKING AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS. HACKING IS FOR COMMUNISTS, NOT A TRUE PATRIOT LIKE THE TANK. THE ONLY THING THE TANK WOULD EVER “HACK” IS THE REV LIMITER IN HIS COVETED FORD F350S TURBOCHARGED V8 TITAN. NORMALLY THE TANK WOULD NOT CARE FOR SUCH PETTY INSULTS AND WOULD RATHER CONTINUE SMASHING THE SAUDI OIL PRICES (YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY AMERICA) BUT YOU HAVE TAKEN IT A STEP TOO FAR AND HAVE FORCED MY HAND OFF THE STICK SHIFT AND ONTO THE KEYBOARD. ONE OF YOUR LEADERS, ADUSTNINJA, HAS LIED TO YOU AND HAS EVEN CLAIMED A CA NAMED ADMIRAL OBVIOUS HAS USED “SPECIAL MODDING TOOLS FROM MUSE” TO VERIFY THAT I HACKED THE GAME IN ORDER TO GIVE MYSELF AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE. AFTER TALKING TO ADMIRAL OBVIOUS IT IS APPARENT THAT SREP ARE TWISTING HIS WORDS IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO ADD LEGITIMACY TO THEIR CLAIMS.
SO IM CALLING YOU OUT ADUSTNINJA, YOU ARE SIMPLY A LIAR AND A COWARD THAT IS ONLY UPSET BECAUSE YOUR FLAMETHROWERS COULD NOT MELT THE TANKS ICE COLD CHISELED EXTERIOR. HIDING BEHIND YOUR ENTIRE CLAN WHILE STACKING LOBBIES AND USING SPECTATORS TO CALL OUT ENEMY SHIP POSITIONS FOR EASY WINS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A BETTER PILOT, BUT MORE SUITED TO DRIVING A PRIUS. YOU SEE, THE TANK IS A FAMILY MAN - BUT WILL NOT HESITATE TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN. IF YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SPEWING GARBAGE LIKE THIS, THE TANK WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO ONCE AGAIN TAKE OUT THE TRASH. HOWEVER, BENEATH THE TANKS RUGGED MANLINESS LIES AN ENGINE WITH ITS HEARTSTRINGS PULLED OUT. THE TANK DEMANDS A FULL APOLOGY AND RETRACTION OF YOUR FRAUDULENT STATEMENTS. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR CONDUCT SREP, BUT YOUR APOLOGY CAN BE THE FIRST MILE ON THE HIGHWAY TO RECONCILIATION. PLEASE DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME FURTHER.
YOURS TRULY,
xX tHe-tAnK Xx
SO IM CALLING YOU OUT ADUSTNINJA, YOU ARE SIMPLY A LIAR AND A COWARD THAT IS ONLY UPSET BECAUSE YOUR FLAMETHROWERS COULD NOT MELT THE TANKS ICE COLD CHISELED EXTERIOR. HIDING BEHIND YOUR ENTIRE CLAN WHILE STACKING LOBBIES AND USING SPECTATORS TO CALL OUT ENEMY SHIP POSITIONS FOR EASY WINS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A BETTER PILOT, BUT MORE SUITED TO DRIVING A PRIUS. YOU SEE, THE TANK IS A FAMILY MAN - BUT WILL NOT HESITATE TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN. IF YOU KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SPEWING GARBAGE LIKE THIS, THE TANK WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO ONCE AGAIN TAKE OUT THE TRASH. HOWEVER, BENEATH THE TANKS RUGGED MANLINESS LIES AN ENGINE WITH ITS HEARTSTRINGS PULLED OUT. THE TANK DEMANDS A FULL APOLOGY AND RETRACTION OF YOUR FRAUDULENT STATEMENTS. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR CONDUCT SREP, BUT YOUR APOLOGY CAN BE THE FIRST MILE ON THE HIGHWAY TO RECONCILIATION. PLEASE DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME FURTHER.
YOURS TRULY,
xX tHe-tAnK Xx