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« on: January 01, 2014, 12:16:16 pm »
In Game Name: LunarRay
Steam Name (can be given later through PM): † LunarRay †
Preferred Class: Engineer
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
The penguin soon asked, "Human, it is hot outside. May I have 20000 pound crate of ice for my Journey?" A few eyebrows were raised that day, as this was the first time a penguin was ever heard talking, and a penguin could most certainly not carry 20000 pounds. Soon, the biggest galleon ever seen was brought in by the penguin's friends. It was well thought of by conspiracy theorists that penguins would one day invade us, and the sheer bulk of the ship brought that to mind. However, as the ship lifted the crate with a strong set of cables, penguins were proven to be quite stupid, and very incapable of mounting an invasion. The crate struck several towers, beginning The Great New Year's Hail Storm of 2014.