Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Skymonger on April 30, 2016, 06:21:36 pm
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Let's face it.
We all have had that moment in which everything that you think COULD go wrong...DOES go wrong...
And the greatest mercy is your hull collapsing in on itself and exploding in a beautiful yet horrendous fireball...
Tell me...in the instance before your inevitable death...
What do you scream?
What single, most profound piece of language do you emphasize with your dying breath as a final f*ck you to the captain that is killing you?
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before we die said death I'm usually on full tryhard mode (depending on the captain though) and it feels to me like I am on multiple points at the same time.
So I kinda have a general idea of every component and where the crew is. I'm usually either crowd controling if I can be bothered or swearing in a high voice, mainly because of millisecond mistakes. The moment we die comes a big Fuck with the feeling of anger. Then I usually asses how much I fucked up and apologise to the crew if I think I did pretty badly. And I also tell my coengi or gunner what they could have done better
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Usually in these situations, I'm saddled with novices against a stacked team. While piloting, and seeing that they only need one more kill, I pose a question.
"Who wants to go out in a blaze of glory?"
I actually get a somewhat high rate of this.
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I usually fly a Galleon, and its weak spot is the balloon, whenever I die, my balloon is down too, so in this situation I cry:
"My kingdom for a balloon!"
Or when I want to be comical I cry "Abandon ship!" Followed by at least 2 crewmen jumping overboard.
If I'm killed as I'm trying to ram I usually resort to cliché phrases like
"I'll be back!"
"'Tis a minor setback!"
"Never retreat! Never surrender!"
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I go with a simple "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
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I LEFT THE OVEN ONNNNNN
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If I am not busy screaming at my crew or teammates I usually let out an "Oh Balls."