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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Dr Brobotnik on June 10, 2015, 11:21:58 am

Title: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 10, 2015, 11:21:58 am
BOOM, iunno what sort of rule-breaking content you expected from the title. But now that I have your attention, don't some of the loadouts just beg for an innuendo? Like, can I please penetrate your hull with my harpoon...? And then, maybe use the flamethrower to turn up the heat...? And finish with a carronade all over you?

Get creative, but if you get yourselves smacked by the mods, then don't cry to me.
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: David Dire on June 10, 2015, 12:30:57 pm
Name your Harpoon Mobula "Ben Dover"

Name your Junker "Gonna explode"

Name your Ram Goldfish "Lot's of thrusting"
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Queso on June 10, 2015, 12:36:07 pm
*sighs and begins polishing ban hammer just in case*
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 10, 2015, 12:44:53 pm
*sighs and begins polishing ban hammer just in case*

Yeah, keeping PG myself. Like I said, their fault if they can't do the same.
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: David Dire on June 10, 2015, 01:48:30 pm
*sighs and begins polishing ban hammer just in case*

That's about as far as I'd been willing to go to be honest.
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Queso on June 10, 2015, 01:49:55 pm
I'm disappointed that nobody turned my post into innuendo.
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 10, 2015, 02:03:24 pm
I'm disappointed that nobody turned my post into innuendo.

Lol sorry - we are just a bit afraid of you =P
Banhammer, eh? Will you ban us? To your dungeon? Can we see that hammer of yours again...? All polished? Especially the head?
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on June 11, 2015, 04:54:25 am
The Galleon looks at Queso's ban hammer and gets a sultry look on her hull. Her engines quiver and her balloon trembles as her Hwacha's flutter as if saying,"Come on and hammer me big boy."

*Runs before Rethburn sees this thread
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Kamoba on June 11, 2015, 07:50:18 am
Queso's Hammer goes up, as his blood pumps faster, his breathing grows heavier as he aims his hammer as her hull, his hammer need only thrust into position and beat the hull repeatedly and he will relieve her of the pressure building deep in her boiler...


Now look I don't know about you guys, but.I'm just writing about Queso.fixing a ship, Gilders post is totally innocent!
Title: Re: The naughty airships...
Post by: Koali on June 11, 2015, 03:59:41 pm
That was surprisingly erotic.

I'M OUTTA HERE
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: HamsterIV on June 11, 2015, 04:53:09 pm
That is it, you asked for this. I am no Rethburn but here goes:

The pilot walked though the cavernous airship hanger listening to the pump and hiss of steam flowing through pipes. Hot sticky condensation dripped off every exposed surface. Seven airships filled the space, each uncrewed and idle, each yearning to take to the skies under the pilot's masterful hands.

He had lately been favoring the Pyramidion. She was a battle scared warhorse whose dense armor plating had carried the pilot through many sticky situations. From the blunt ramming beak to her massive center propulsion engine the Pyramidion made no secret of her approach to war, her lust for sudden and immediate violence. He knew she was capable of finesse but any time he tried such things with her he felt a certain degree of resentment. They both knew there was nothing she wanted more than to slam another ship into a wall and pound her until she fell to pieces.

Further down the hanger sat the galleon with her massive guns dejectedly muzzled for safety. Where the Pyramidion was a fiery and aggressive the Galleon was imposing and steadfast. At almost twice the mass of the next largest ship in the hanger she had a presence about her nobody could ignore. In fact her imposing countenance often attracted unwanted attention. Ofter two or three enemy ships would jump her and try to pound her into submission. However her sturdy frame had not once given in. The pilot respected the Galleon's roll in the field. At her helm he felt a comfort and level of protection that was unrivaled in the skies.

Yet thoughts of comfort or protection evaporated as the pilot's eyes fell upon the squid. She had a dancer's frame, full of youth and energy. Everything about her from her upturned nose to the four dainty maneuvering engines at her stern exuded a delicate playfulness. He yearned for the flirtatious manner in which she would dance outside an opponents gun arcs, the way a quick burst of hydrogen would send her soaring into the stratosphere, and how a little bit of moonshine could get her careening through the canyons at ludicrous speeds. They said it was reckless to taker her out but today the pilot was feeling a little reckless.

Before the voice of reason could talk him out of it, he sprang onto her deck and cast off the mooring lines that had bound the squid to the earth. As his hands slid the throttle open her engines purred in response. For the first time in ages he felt truly alive. The scant armor covering her nubile form added to the thrill. The pilot felt gleefully exposed as he rose into the chilly morning sky. As he glanced over the side of the squid he could see the ground rushing away from him.

As they rose into the blanket of clouds he pilot wondered out loud how he could have gone so long without this. He could feel every quiver of her rigging through his feet, and the way her propellers sliced through the sky in his hands. For one moment of pure bliss they became as one, man and machine working in perfect harmony. But that moment could not last forever and as his senses returned to him the voice of doubt began to whisper into his ear.

"You are a danger to yourself and others, she doesn't have the firepower to last in the open skies, what if you hit a mine?" That nagging voice told him.

Tears filled the pilots eyes as he sorrowfully spun the ship around and put her on a course back to the hanger. She responded as light and nimbly as she always had, but there was a heaviness to his flying. His mind had already began working in the pattern of the more brutish Pyramidion. Her engines sputtered on final approached the hanger as if to ask the pilot "Is this what you really want? We had a thing you and I, you can't deny how it felt out there." But the pilot's mind was set as he bound her to the ground with the same mooring lines he gleefully kicked free mere minutes ago.

As he dismounted, he rested his head against her hull. "If only it weren't so dangerous out there. If only you could carry enough fire power to make the other captains to see you as a threat." She did not respond, her engines had already gone silent, and that more than anything else broke the pilot's heart.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 11, 2015, 04:57:00 pm
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 11, 2015, 05:00:53 pm
*Halfway into Hamster's post*
Ooooh... OH - oooh... This is going to be a fantastic read, I can already tell.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 11, 2015, 07:27:14 pm
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.

Maybe I'll use this thread to get help writing Clopfics for nerds on a different forum.

Will that also be an achievement.     
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 12, 2015, 05:45:42 am
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.

Maybe I'll use this thread to get help writing Clopfics for nerds on a different forum.

Will that also be an achievement.     

Haha, as long as you're having fun!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 12, 2015, 10:02:42 am
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.

Maybe I'll use this thread to get help writing Clopfics for nerds on a different forum.

Will that also be an achievement.     

Haha, as long as you're having fun!
"Fun".....  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mkay.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 13, 2015, 02:27:14 am
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.

Maybe I'll use this thread to get help writing Clopfics for nerds on a different forum.

Will that also be an achievement.     

Haha, as long as you're having fun!
"Fun".....  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mkay.

BEWARE THE QUOTEP YRAMID
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Kamoba on June 13, 2015, 03:18:27 am
*Reads Hamsters post.*
 :o

*awkward silence.*

*clears throat.* Saluted.... O.O

Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: ramjamslam on June 13, 2015, 03:25:04 am
after reading Hamsters post it's obvious that we need more ship dyes so we can have 50 shades of airships.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 13, 2015, 03:41:50 am
You did not just---

I CAN'T
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Kamoba on June 13, 2015, 04:25:21 am
I may forward that suggestion after the sale when everyone is less busy...
With the reason why included...
Though in honesty I do believe Hamsters post to be more original..

Fifty shades is just a rip off of aspects of The picture of Dorian Grey (see main characters) a lot of Marquis Da Sado.. Except fifty shades is written from a very very poor perspective of the S&M relationships... The main character is actually abusive as opposed to genuine masters.. The author did not do her research well.. Also their is a lot of lolita influence in fifty shades...

In case people didn't notice.. I'm not a fan and firmly believe what started as a twilight fan fic writer turned into a rip-off writer...

Marquis Da Sado, Lolita and The picture of Dorian Grey are all great books btw, well worth a read!

Back on track.....
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 13, 2015, 06:00:36 am
Ya know, it would make my day if we did not devolve into a "boo, this and this thing sucks" thread. It's a joke thread, all meant in good fun. If people enjoy things that you do not enjoy, then that is fine. We all enjoy different things.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 13, 2015, 01:53:35 pm
Well, see, I'd make a contribution, except that I'm rubbish at writing this sort of thing.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 13, 2015, 03:48:02 pm
I see my thread has been marked as not safe for work. This, I shall remember as an achivement.

Maybe I'll use this thread to get help writing Clopfics for nerds on a different forum.

Will that also be an achievement.     

Haha, as long as you're having fun!
"Fun".....  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mkay.

BEWARE THE QUOTEP YRAMID
Contribute to my Clopfic or get out

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P9T18emJM49Vi4-cHZysh9FGTnLjEL--J2TfvXNF-zk/edit?usp=sharing
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 13, 2015, 05:31:32 pm
How 'bout no.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 13, 2015, 07:49:15 pm
How 'bout no.
then leave you pink Marshmellow
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 13, 2015, 11:24:58 pm
How 'bout no.
then leave you pink Marshmellow

Ahem. Marshmallows are cylindrical. I am a sphere. Therefore I am permitted to tell you to f-... Wait, hold on... What does that let me say? I forget.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Kamoba on June 14, 2015, 03:06:05 am
The word you're looking for is Fudge ;)
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: HamsterIV on June 15, 2015, 01:12:21 pm
Well thanks to you guys I now have more salutes than N-Sunderland, and all I had to do was write Squid Slash fic. I feel so dirty now. I figure some of you might run off to Salute N-Sunderland and deprive me of this glorious title, so I took a screen shot to commemorate this. I know there are people with more salutes, but I suspect Database Manipulation was involved. N-Sunderland got his salutes through Social Manipulation, and so did I.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Kamoba on June 15, 2015, 01:23:36 pm
Fifty shades of Squid, the novel which won the salutes war.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 15, 2015, 01:26:18 pm
NOBODY LET RETHBURN IN HERE.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: HamsterIV on June 15, 2015, 01:36:27 pm
If you say his name three times into mirror of a forum thread lit only by candle light he will appear.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 15, 2015, 05:10:04 pm
*turns off lights*

*Sets candle on fire with flamethrower*

*Looks into mirror*

RETHBURN RETHBURN RETHBURN

Come out ye poor bastard
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 15, 2015, 05:18:57 pm
*dumps water on the candles and super glues David's mouth shut*

"You want to be scared for life?"
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 15, 2015, 08:41:46 pm
*scarred
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 15, 2015, 09:23:02 pm
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, LOOK AT THE BLOODY CONTEXT.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 16, 2015, 02:57:54 am
As in, do you want a hyperactive amygdala, causing you to experience a permanent fear reaction?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 02:19:41 pm
As in, do you want a hyperactive amygdala, causing you to experience a permanent fear reaction?

[PER 7] NEEERRRRDDD
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 16, 2015, 02:28:50 pm
As in, do you want a hyperactive amygdala, causing you to experience a permanent fear reaction?

[PER 7] NEEERRRRDDD

[INT 9] Using SPECIAL checks from Fallout would make you a 'nerd' as well.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 16, 2015, 02:30:27 pm
See, I haven't played any of the Fallout games.

-1 Social Status
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: RethBurn on June 16, 2015, 04:13:35 pm
I'd post some creepy picture or something, then put up a short funny passage about how I am biblical in proportion. Buuuut, I don't see any booze around here, so I'll just turf down to 7-11 and do it to the clerk. Bye losers.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 16, 2015, 04:33:56 pm
I'd post some creepy picture or something, then put up a short funny passage about how I am biblical in proportion. Buuuut, I don't see any booze around here, so I'll just turf down to 7-11 and do it to the clerk. Bye losers.

Dude that's fine. Some of us prefer ladies with taste =)
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 16, 2015, 04:40:57 pm
Not a stat

Reputation changed to "Shunned"
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 16, 2015, 04:48:35 pm
+5 Loneliness
+2 Availability

Ladies...
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 04:56:49 pm
+5 Loneliness
+2 Availability

Ladies...
Koali receives +20 Desperation
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 16, 2015, 05:02:51 pm
Hey, to be fair, I TRIED to get a number before Summer break.

TRIED.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 05:04:48 pm
Hey, to be fair, I TRIED to get a number before Summer break.

TRIED.

-1000 Karma
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 05:09:16 pm
Good Karma or Bad Karma?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 05:10:37 pm
Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 05:12:25 pm
Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 05:13:18 pm
Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
+100 Charisma
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: HamsterIV on June 16, 2015, 05:15:47 pm
I'd post some creepy picture or something, then put up a short funny passage about how I am biblical in proportion. Buuuut, I don't see any booze around here, so I'll just turf down to 7-11 and do it to the clerk. Bye losers.

Well that went better than expected. Lets just hope he doesn't come back after he has found some Liqueur his Muse.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 05:25:26 pm
Do not tempt the Lord of the Pit oh Hamster, his powers be terrible and mighty.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 05:31:16 pm
Do not tempt the Lord of the Pit

*Cough cough*
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 16, 2015, 05:36:00 pm
Need a cough drop, Davidgra?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 05:42:34 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:37:47 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:40:22 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:41:48 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:42:44 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:44:29 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:47:32 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:47:53 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:49:08 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:50:31 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:51:39 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:54:38 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 07:56:12 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 07:58:41 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:00:15 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:06:27 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:09:29 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:37:06 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:40:43 pm
Also, just saying...

This rock is way a"head" of the other stones.

(http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/560962933762065304/0F06BE00FC581009BB4BBD7BE4C713D803FF1A70/)
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:42:18 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:44:31 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:46:23 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:46:52 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:48:06 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:49:34 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:51:19 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Its possible Strife and Spite tampered with your , ahem, relationship with Davidgra. They get turned on when other couples fight.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:53:10 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Its possible Strife and Spite tampered with your , ahem, relationship with Davidgra. They get turned on when other couples fight.
ey davidgra get the [EXPLETIVE] back here.

I will not give your cousins boners while making fools of me

In fact.

I will not accept such ridicule!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

I tire of my daily drink, but, thy has a certain thirst for your blood,
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:56:07 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Its possible Strife and Spite tampered with your , ahem, relationship with Davidgra. They get turned on when other couples fight.
ey davidgra get the [EXPLETIVE] back here.

I will not give your cousins boners while making fools of me

In fact.

I will not accept such ridicule!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

I tire of my daily drink, but, thy has a certain thirst for your blood,
Hey man, only Spite is my cousin. And I haven't talked to her in awhile. She's a major *****. I had nothing to do with this.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 16, 2015, 08:58:05 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Its possible Strife and Spite tampered with your , ahem, relationship with Davidgra. They get turned on when other couples fight.
ey davidgra get the [EXPLETIVE] back here.

I will not give your cousins boners while making fools of me

In fact.

I will not accept such ridicule!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

I tire of my daily drink, but, thy has a certain thirst for your blood,
Hey man, only Spite is my cousin. And I haven't talked to her in awhile. She's a major *****. I had nothing to do with this.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/18/831654/thumb.gif)
pls dude
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2015, 08:59:58 pm
Davidgra, Rethburn is the True Pitlord, your the runner up. You may have terrible power, but Rethburn is Terrifying.

1v1 me Rethburn. Then we'll see who's better! I mean, obviously, it's me, but, I like giving puny mortals a chance, so then I can watch them as they beg for forgiveness as they die by my hand.

Also, you uneducated commie, it's you're, not your.

Good Karma or Bad Karma?

"-1000 Karma"
Carn realizes the Fallout Karma system has been referenced
-10 Care of others opinions
Also if you think Rethburn is a mortal, you are sadly misinformed.
I'm not talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
Oh, technically, he's not a mortal alright, but compared to me, well...
I wasn't talking to you David, put Davidgra back online.
You're supposed to type out of the quote.

Also Davidgra had to leave. I'm also a Deity though, so it still works.
Oh please, I've blasted you out of the skies before. A true deity would not fall to a mere mortal.
Who said I died?
Did I say die? You were on a ship I shot down more than once in a match I won. Also,






NEW QUOTE PYRAMID!
I don't like to cheat, that's the only reason you one. I was easily the best player on that team. Even a 2 year old could see that.

Anyways I was distracted. Davidgra annoying me and such.
Excuse, excuses. If you were a diety, you could have used your powers to win. Also it is won, not one.
Ughh, finally you've learned basic grammar.

Also I just said I don't like cheating.
Meh, I have an general lack of care of what others think of me. And since when do demons not cheat? Did I miss the last lodge meeting?
I'M NOT A DEMON! THAT'S DAVIDGRA!
Oh please, your no saint. Anyways, whose to say I'm not one? I only shortened my IRL name to make my IGN.
There's a fine line between "demon" and "not a saint". Not like I'd expect a peasant mortal to know.


bloody racist
There you go, tossing that word around again. What makes you think I'm a mortal? I would have thought Davidgra would recognize me, after all, he went to school with me and my brothers. My full name isn't Carn, it is Carnage, and my brothers are Havoc, and Mayhem. I also have a little sister called Bedlam, she's so cute sometimes.
Oh, really?

Let me ask Davidgra... Oh, um, could you spare a quarter so I can call him?
He dump you and move out or something? Also I can't I'm limited to warfare powers. You want me to blow something up, that I can do. But I'm broker than an unpaid intern.
Davidgra wouldn't dump me... WAIT HANG ON A SECOND
IT'S totally what it sounds like NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I see my cousin Spite has been visiting you.
What's that supposed to mean!?
She enjoys turning invisible and causing trouble with her boyfriend Strife. I've got a long list of relatives. Some like to screw people over.
Wait how is that screwing me over?
Its possible Strife and Spite tampered with your , ahem, relationship with Davidgra. They get turned on when other couples fight.
ey davidgra get the [EXPLETIVE] back here.

I will not give your cousins boners while making fools of me

In fact.

I will not accept such ridicule!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

I tire of my daily drink, but, thy has a certain thirst for your blood,
Hey man, only Spite is my cousin. And I haven't talked to her in awhile. She's a major *****. I had nothing to do with this.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/18/831654/thumb.gif)
pls dude
Hey, don't blame me for my cousins sick fetish or how she goes about achieving it. I don't blame you for what Davidgra does, and I don't blame him for what you do. If you want to blame someone blame the eternal. Blame Shink.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: RethBurn on June 17, 2015, 07:39:15 am
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Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 17, 2015, 07:56:11 am
STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS! DAVIDGRA IS CHALLENGING RETHBURN FOR TITLE OF PITLORD! PLACE YOUR BETS HERE FOLKS!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Queso on June 17, 2015, 10:19:32 am
Build another quote pyramid and I will lock this thread!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: RethBurn on June 17, 2015, 10:30:45 am
T̰̬h͓̫̫e͔̥ ͏̲̮̟͙͖b͍̗̣͎̥̘̭͝a̦t̲̣͍t͈̬͓̗̻l̠̣̩̩̹̜͖ef͘ì̤͖̗̣e̯͞ͅl̪̙̻͡d̫̻̺̹̳̣̺ ̢̦h̤͓̲̰̕a̵͍s͔͕̥̭͎ ͍̹̲̹͍͇͝ͅb̝̖ḙ̦͈͙̪̜e̞̱͓͕͈n̺̯͓̬͎ ͇͓͓̹̖͙͜c͚̦̠͓̼͓̦h͉̬̠̱͈͇̗o̧s̸e̛̞̤̞͍̳̱̩n͕͍̟̲̹͟,̶̼ ̗̫͎̮̰͇͘C̬͔̣̺͉̠͈h̗̙̻̜̤e̖̘͈ͅe̸̥͔̤͚s̱y͎̠͙-̧̩̟͔̙b̭͍̭o͖̦̣̠̭̩̯͘y̱̞̱̯̠͈͚.̗͓ ̴̝̪͖͈̗Y̧̱͎o̮̱̳͖̮̥u̘̪̙̬̮̼ ͖̪͈m̀a̰͉̗̳͕̥͔͝ý̟͖̼͇͈ n̬e̛͚̯̞v̭̩̘̱́é͍r̳͠ ͏̫̺̲̦l҉̝̲̬̰̭ͅǫć͎͙̼͚̦k̠͕͍̱ ̢̝̲̟t̶̙̘͔̼̮̙h̲̦̖͓͝ḭ̷̩̺̳̹s͖̟̮ ̻͎͚̙̻d͚̜o̸͔m͖̗͟a̴̜̦̠̫̜i̖̜͇̝n̯̝͚!͢
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 17, 2015, 10:51:46 am
Build another quote pyramid and I will lock this thread!

NO!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 17, 2015, 04:49:51 pm
Build another quote pyramid and I will lock this thread!
The gauntlet has been thrown! The challenge has been accepted! No power may interfere!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 18, 2015, 07:47:52 pm
Build another quote pyramid and I will lock this thread!
The gauntlet has been thrown! The challenge has been accepted! No power may interfere!

Not afraid. Here we go...
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on June 18, 2015, 09:40:08 pm
I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR TAKING PART

MORE STUFF ONTOP!
Let's add some stuff to the top.
Quote
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG
MORE STUFF ONTOP!
Let's add some stuff to the top.
Quote
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG

B)

If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.

Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread

Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable

Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>

Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN

NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!


BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE

B)

If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.

Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread

Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable

Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>

Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN

NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!


BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE

NO, THAT IS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BLIND MORTAL
Jaysus christ one fucking pyramid takes up what would normally be a full page

What have I done?
MOO! <----Cat impression
FOOLS! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CLUB SANDWICH
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
Hehehehe
THEN HELP IT HARDER, FOOL

I DECIDED TO NECRO AS OBNOXIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE

IT'S BACK
ǝǝs oʇ ʃʃɐ ɹoɟ ɯʃɐǝᴚ sıɥʇ oʇuı 'ǝǝɥ⊥ uoɯɯns I 'uɹnqɥʇǝᴚ
huh?
stop building pyramids and repair the balloon damn it! gosh freaking engies always have to build the wrong damn thing
I AM A DEMON GOD, *THE* DEMON GOD IN FACT! I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR MORTAL SHIPS TO HIT UGLY METAL CREATIONS WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!
Uhhh... Hi?
Salutations! Welcome to the party!
Sup
Hey, just hanging out being the Demon God and stuff.
Damnit, Davidgra, let GT have a turn.
GT isn't canon ~Every rabid Dragon Ball Fan ever
I blame Shink for this thread
lol

I am a stegosaurus!

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AqsdmomR4p0/maxresdefault.jpg)
rawr
Moo
Am I do this right?
Why does everyone complain about my grammar, but no one bats an eye at this?
Because you're Carn.
I will not become the next Shink.
Jokes on you, you already are!
Oh? I doubt it. I never signed the contract. I still have my soul.
There's already a "What do you blame Carn for?" thread
Whats the deal with your anit-Carn agenda Davy?
because you deny my love.
I never agreed to it. Plus I don't swing that way.
Demon Gods don't have genders.
Don't swing that way either.
I will swing... our tower to the heavens!
Do not stop building, maggots!
That Soldier is a Spy!
WE NEED HIM ALIVE!
Why?
HE HAS THE CODES!
This thread needs more Adorableness in it's Perfect form.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/18/831654/thumb.gif)
Too much pony, not enough Dakka.
why not BOTH?

(https://img0.derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/1/27126/thumb.jpg)
Can they be shooting zombie baby rabbits?
(http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Baby-Rabbit-Surreal-horror-painting-by-Karl-Persson.jpg)
yes
Holy crap, was NOT expecting you to pull a picture up of that. Kudos to you man.
Yeah, I love foruming, so never doubt me on a forums.

After all I am the god of forums. Currently I run on three different forums (Steam forums, Ponyfortress2forums, and, of course, GOIO forums) until I gain another one or move onto another one.
I could have happily lived my life without knowing that second one. I say this, and yet the dead rabbit doesn't bother me.
Aw come on man.
VIETNAME BIG MACINTOSH!
I wrote a fanfic about it once!
EVERYONE DIED!
I can happily say, I've never seen an episode of that show.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 18, 2015, 10:10:02 pm
Guys, stop! This is a thread for writing sexy things about airships!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Carn on June 18, 2015, 10:18:54 pm
HEY! WHERE DID THE DEAD RABBIT PICTURE GO?!?!
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Koali on June 19, 2015, 01:12:45 pm
HOW SHOULD WE KNOW
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Dr Brobotnik on June 24, 2015, 11:36:57 am
Had a squid vs goldfish match on the streets of paritan rumble. We sat a lot on that juicy balloon, kept the heat up with some S&M fires, and carronaded all over it.
It was biblical.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: aceofeagles on July 06, 2015, 08:24:24 pm
I guess you could say this thread is very.....steamy. 


*runs out quick*
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on July 07, 2015, 08:28:23 pm
"The Steamy Pyramidion"
By David Dire


'Twas a fine night, as ships proudly sailed through the air, transporting cargo, people, weapons and the whatnot. But our story, lies with a Pyramidion, the SS 100 above. Or, more specifically, that very Pyramidion and it's fine mate, a slim, sexy, goldfish, full of pretty red sails. They interlocked masts, and slowly floated back and forth, in such a beautiful dance. They floated there in embrace,  majestic as ever. But the 100 above could just feel his fore harpoon growing and growing...



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And I'm not continuing that until a mod tells me I wont get banned.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: macmacnick on July 20, 2015, 04:37:34 am
I have an old jacob and kirk slashfic lying on my hard drive somwhere...  anyways, here's this gem from reth:
Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain...  ... "honeysweet" guy.

"There, perfect.."

Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.

"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.

The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.

"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.

"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.

Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.

Never to be continued.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: RethBurn on July 21, 2015, 08:00:05 pm
"The Steamy Pyramidion"
By David Dire


'Twas a fine night, as ships proudly sailed through the air, transporting cargo, people, weapons and the whatnot. But our story, lies with a Pyramidion, the SS 100 above. Or, more specifically, that very Pyramidion and it's fine mate, a slim, sexy, goldfish, full of pretty red sails. They interlocked masts, and slowly floated back and forth, in such a beautiful dance. They floated there in embrace,  majestic as ever. But the 100 above could just feel his fore harpoon growing and growing...



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And I'm not continuing that until a mod tells me I wont get banned.

...You have my permission to continue, as long as you stay reasonably within community standards..
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: Queso on July 22, 2015, 10:05:20 am
A dangerous game Rethburn
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: RethBurn on July 22, 2015, 10:12:39 am
I live dangerously, baby.
Title: Re: The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Post by: David Dire on July 22, 2015, 11:16:31 am
"The Steamy Pyramidion"
By David Dire


'Twas a fine night, as ships proudly sailed through the air, transporting cargo, people, weapons and the whatnot. But our story, lies with a Pyramidion, the SS 100 above. Or, more specifically, that very Pyramidion and it's fine mate, a slim, sexy, goldfish, full of pretty red sails. They interlocked masts, and slowly floated back and forth, in such a beautiful dance. They floated there in embrace,  majestic as ever. But the 100 above could just feel his fore harpoon growing and growing...



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And I'm not continuing that until a mod tells me I wont get banned.

...You have my permission to continue, as long as you stay reasonably within community standards..
I'm going to stick to innuendos then.