Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: ramjamslam on December 12, 2014, 08:52:28 am
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Hey, we are getting ready for a flight on an airship! Please list the things we need to take or anything else we will need to do to prepare for this trip. List as many as you want. I'll start us off:
1. Moonshine. Lots of Moonshine.
2. A severed limb of a Phoenix (for reverse parking)
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3. Brown trousers for when you see a full ship of Ryder's on the other team.
4. Lochnagar for the heavy flak and mines.
5. Artemis and it's designated gunner.
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6.) A bottle of divine Chaladonian wine. It's better than moonshine. No lead nor methanol.
7.) A wardrobe of yellow raincoats and blank goggles for the ghastly crews that replaces your human crews.
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8. A really cool hat
9. The generic replaceable crew-member
10. The crew member you can blame for everything (can also be the same person as no. 9)
11. Mine Launcher and ammo.
12. Buckets of incendiary ammo.
13. Purely cosmetic Rydr Clan tag
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14. Pen with ink
15. Paper
16. Power Supply
17. Laptop
18. The latest copy of Microsoft Word
19. A consierge
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20. A few elephants (so we don't float away when someone forgets the ballast when we stop at Quizno's).
21. A bag of potatoes.
23. A Pizza Hut pizza.
24. A computer.
25. A Wii U.
26. A flatscreen TV.
27. Root beer.
28. A few Wii U games.
29. Guns of Icarus Online for the computer.
30. Some socks.
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31. Bacon
32. Plushies
33. Hellfire
34. Merry entertainment
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35. Generator with flywheel power storage, connected to the ship's engines to provide power.
36. AC/Voltage converter which steps down power levels
37. Electrical outlet bank with several different outlet types.
38. Power strips. (Not power strippers... o_o)
39. ALL THE THINGS NEEDED TO PERFORM THE RETHBURN SUMMONING RITUAL TO SUMMON THE RETHBURN, (i.e ceremonial candles, paintbrush, matches, paint, a disposable slashfiction to use in the ritual, the texts of summoning, et cetera.)
40. an iPod loaded with jazz, easy listening music, and mood-setting music, along with a stereo system/iPod charging dock, to set the tone.
41. Rose petals. So many rose petals.
42. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. (Now to find the question.)
43. Mood lighting.
44. Creative liberty.
45. My sanity.
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46. sky hook to hang the push bike on.
47. Bucket of welding sparks.
48. Tin of tartan paint.
49. Spare spirit level bubble.
50. Don't forget to ask the Swabbie to goto the bakers and ask for a randy tart..
51. Left handed hammer.
52. Corkscrew spanner.
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47. A wax cylinder with Richard Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries on.
48. A was cylinder player.
49. A picture of wax cylinder to explain to the cassette users what a wax cylinder is.
50. A picture of cassette to explain to the disk users what a cassette is.
51. A picture of disks to explain to the smart phone users what a disk is.
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52. Lots and lots of tacos.
53. Lots and lots and lots of pizza.
54. A checklist to check for the stuff we need to go on an airtrip.
55. Moar guns.
55 1/2. Did I mention pizza?
56. Christmas Carols
57. A tank.
58. Some music.
59. 25 books.
60. Some corn.
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54. A checklist to check for the stuff we need to go on an airtrip.
Gets to no. 54...
Shit! I forgot this one
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61. Codex of Zuka.
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62. A bard or the entire clan of Bards
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63. Me.
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64. Me.
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65. A bowl of peas.
66. Lots of cheese.
67. A cuddle with a Pekingese.
68. A singing harp named Louise.
69. A goat on skis-- Pffft, 69. *MATURITY LEVEL SKYROCKETS*
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70. Some crackers to go with the cheese
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71. a deck of cards so we can play sky poker to pass the time between ports
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72. Jacob's collection of musical instruments (preferably including the ones he wants to buy but hasn't been able to afford yet).
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73. Ear plugs to counter the noise Jacob makes when practising with his new instruments.
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74. Mouth plug to mute the noise, but still keep my ability to communicate.
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75. Chest full of kinky toys, including but not limited to, chains, cuffs, collars, whips and ropes.
76. DVD with chest of toys in use to prove they're not being used as was intended but are in fact being used as ship discipline!
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77. Books... all the books... including the abominable ones... (the latter for good fires)
78. A bunch of floating lanterns to confuse the enemy into thinking we have an army.
79. A plasma gun...
80. An author... to write and tell of our glorious adventures... Shadak will do. :P
81. The tome of the MUSE gods with the command for bringing down lightening.
82. Cakes... lots of cake...
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83. The father of the flame himself, James T. Kirk .
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84. Tophats, a whole box of them...
85. Tea...
86. Motor oil...
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66. Lots of Queso.
81. Things Queso has access to.
87. Yep I'm bringing myself.
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87. Yep I'm bringing myself.
Sometimes I put the keys in the ignition, turn my car on, then forget myself on the hood and drive off without me.
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88. A Daniel, so we can be sneeeaky
89. Aft poon. And lots of ammo.
90. Japanese-German-Chinese-French-Polish-American English-Czech-Ancient Speech-Latin-Zulu-British English dictionary
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A right hands Artemis.
A snowman in the chimney.
A chimney for the snowman.
A swabbie scarf, for the snowman.
A swabbie pilot to steal the scarf off.
A plank to walk the scarfless swabbie pilot off of.
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97. A book of Sky-poems to be recited to improve moral.
98. A mallet to be used to improve moral.
(http://carrieburrows13.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-beatings-will-continue.jpeg)
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Sick bags for the new player not used to being on a buffed engine kero/claw ship.
A red shirt so my crew don't see when I bleed.
Brown trousers so my crew don't see when I poo myself during a pyra moonshine ram on our side..
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102. A stormtrooper gunner
103. A redshirt engi
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/star-wars-sterotype-vs-star-trek-stereotype-99011.jpg)
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104. A stacked lobby.
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104. A stacked lobby.
Steam sale newbies to counter the stacked lobby.
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106. A captain who's played 12 matches
107. An engineer who's played four-digit matches
*Engineer mutes captain, wins the game* 8) 8) 8)
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108. Ally's that must think listening to a full ship of 45's is a terrible idea.
109. A flak mortar pyramidion as a result of 108.
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110. The gunner who thinks when someone says Man the aft guns we mean the flare, regardless of flare position.
111. Some chips to go with all the CoD newbs we eat up.
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111. Some chips to go with all the CoD newbs we eat up.
This is what we need.
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and a burst flamer to slowly cook the CoD!
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Deep fried in a batter consisting of chem spray, lochnagar, moonshine, and the crushed dreams of the powder moneys. swabbies and steerers of stacked lobbies.
The batter is of coursed scorched to boiling temperatures by use of a burst flamer.
Or a Mobula full of them...
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Damnit I'm going to get hungry everytime I play pubs with a full team...
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112. Experimental Air Life rafts
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Unsuspecting test subjects to test experimental lift rafts with.
Rope to tie up said test subjects.
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We don't need lifeboats.
115. Ropes to tie up test subjects to mine launchers.
That'd be all.
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We don't need lifeboats.
115. Ropes to tie up test subjects to mine launchers.
That'd be all.
A medal for this man. ^
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116. Test subjects.
117. Fireworks to celebrate with (an extra ammo)
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118: A phone with 118118 on speed dial.
119: A tardis.
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119: a net gun to catch some dinner (aka birds)
120: a shink portrait to direct blame at
121: the holy book of bacon
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119: a net gun to catch some dinner (aka birds)
120: a shink portrait to direct blame at
121: the holy book of bacon
*Gives first salute*
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119: a net gun to catch some dinner (aka birds)
120: a shink portrait to direct blame at
121: the holy book of bacon
*Gives first salute*
122. a suitcase full of salutes to give out at appropriate times
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123. a book of numbers. 123, 123, 123, 123.
124. a bottle of stamina apparently. Redbull? 5 hour energy? Coffee? Zukasauce?
124. A bottle of Zukasauce. Where did zuka go?
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126 lube
127 a parachute
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128. full body diaper for hardworking engineers
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129. A Map of the universe.
130. A Map-folder... Because most people cant fold one right.
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131. Titanium level of indestructible grade Coffee maker.
132. A cage for Rethburn.
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133. The ship.
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134. A Mic to have dropped.
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135. A bass to accidentally drop.
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136: a killer stereo system
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137. Emergency Rock'n'Roll kit.
138. Emergency Hindenburg
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139. A box of range finders
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140. A box for boxes so your Boxes don't get lost and are organized.
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141. a labeling machine to further organize said boxes
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142. Labels for the labeling machine.
143. A label for the label machine.
144. A clockwork powered parrot.
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145. A windup key for the clockwork parrot
146.beef jerky
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146. More beef jerky, because beef jerky.
147. My home smoked cheese. (using oak shavings for extra flavour)
148. Oil for the parrot.
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149. An oil bath for the Parrot.
150. An Oil Refinery
151. Lots of straps to keep the refinery on.
152. another 4 balloons to lift the refinery.
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153. extra crew for the refinery
154. a drilling platform to acquire oil for the refinery
155. balloons for the drilling platform
156. more crew for the drilling platform
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157. A copy of Oil Rig simulator DLC to allow us to use the refinery.
157. Oil Rig Simulator bundle packs so all the crew can join too.
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158. a checklist to check our lists on
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159. A checklist for our check our list checklists.
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160. a checking account
161. a checkbook
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162. Proper spelling and grammar.
IT'S CHEQUE, DAMNIT, CHEQUE!
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163. a hot remedial english teacher
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164. A poster that says "Implying ShadedExalt is hot"
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165. an advertisement for a hot FEMALE remedial english teacher
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166. A "Walk the plank" board for ShadedExalt
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167. a record to play "Taps"
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165. an advertisement for a hot FEMALE remedial english teacher
A little R-rated, but...
(http://anime-meme.com/uploads/memes/00000/10/01/03b06574627c70c3b3fe88b7389af11d.jpg)
166. A lexicon of Anime to communicate with the anime-loving steampunk Guns of Icarus crews.
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168. A math teacher so ae can teach Indream'sHOW TO FREAKIN COUNT
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169. spare engine parts because SOMEONE WILL USE THE MOONSHINE much to my anger.
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170. a moonshine stress therapist for callsign
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171. shink to yell at for all the moonshine
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172. Headphones for the crew so they don't go deaf listening to callsign yelling.
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173. Moonshine, because they are good for the engines.
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174.cold water for when I get burned fixing the moonshined engines.
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175. Chemspray to make sure the moonshine engine never catches fire.
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176. 30 extra engines because we're too lazy to repair
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177. Imaginary girlfriends
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178. Ice for that burn
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179. A note saying "I didn't want girlfriends in the first place, like, ever" to Carn.
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180. A fake laugh that ends awkwardly and abruptly over the fact that it wasn't so much a burn as the fact I am depressed over the fact I've had the only girl I've ever loved stolen from me twice
181. Tissues
182. Powder monkeys for target practice
183. A Prometheus Heavy Flamer
184. A Tartarus Heavy Cannon
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185. cheap booze
186. a bartender who will help with our problems
187. anything to help with a hangover
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188. A barMAID
189. An actual maid
190. A large tankard for filling with Carn's cheap booze
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191. A sad violin for 180 and me because the only person I've ever asked out said no ;~;
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192. A Baymax to hug
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193.
Wait, before that,
You guys are like, weak in being single.
I got rejected 23 times over the past 7 years. (Not by one person. I'm not Phillip J. Fry)
193. A spark to rekindle the hope of finding love in this life-time. :'(
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194. Some kerosene to help it along
In case you hadn't noticed, I said 'the only girl I've ever loved'. I haven't asked anyone else out because nobody else has ever caught my eye.
195. A blindfold
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196. Feelz for being the only lonely person
197. An animated cutscene to try to change the subject
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198. Anime gif as requested.
(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/GIF-Anime.gif)
gif may take some time to load.
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199. an explanation of said gif
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200. An explanation for what said gif is from
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201. Lots of paper to put the checklist on
202. Lots of pens to check off items in the list
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202. A pen sharpener
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204. Life Vests filled with helium... just in case.
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204. Life Vests filled with helium... just in case.
We had this discussion. A rope to tie yourself to a mine launcher was the answer.
205. A list of things already on the list to keep the list from repeating itself, like a tautology, or something similar of sorts.
206. A list of things on the list of things already on this list to keep the list of things already on the list from repeating itself.
207. A list of things on the list of things on the list of things already on this list to....
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204. Life Vests filled with helium... just in case.
We had this discussion. A rope to tie yourself to a mine launcher was the answer.
205. A list of things already on the list to keep the list from repeating itself, like a tautology, or something similar of sorts.
206. A list of things on the list of things already on this list to keep the list of things already on the list from repeating itself.
207. A list of things on the list of things on the list of things already on this list to....
208. A book of physics for both of you so you learn a life vest of helium will barely slow down a human falling.
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209. holy water to use against davidgra
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208. A book of physics for both of you so you learn a life vest of helium will barely slow down a human falling.
210. A book of GOIO physics for David Dire so he learns that your real physics is kaput when it comes to the mythical airship gases. :D
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211. A Hydro can to attach to our Helium vests
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212. A minor potion of necromancy
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213. A backup bottle of necromancy
214. A puppy
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215. A backup puppy
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216. A backpack for the backup puppy
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217. one magic sign with my name on it to hover just above my head for the whole journey.
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218. A battery pack to keep the hovering sign shining bright.
219. A bag of stones to throw at the hovering sign.
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220. An odd fellow of the small, round, and pink persuasion.
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221. spam
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222. Backup spam.
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223. Peanuts
224. An inflight movie
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225. A Wii U and a copy of Splatoon
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226. Dr Pepper, a LOT of Dr Pepper
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227. A few Syringes in case we cripple our head?
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228. Complementary pastries
229. Fresh hot coffee
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230. 80 cases of mountain dew
231. 80 cases of cocanuka-cola
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232. Duct Tape
233. WD-40
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234. Bacon-patterned Duct Tape
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235. Meatshields (Koali's parents)
236. More Meatshields (Carn's parents)
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237. Massive meat shields (David's Parents)
(lets not pull family into this unless your willing to let your own be a target, shall we?)
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Jokes on you, I'm actually Batman.
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Joke's on you, I'm Harry Potter.
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Jokes on the both of you, their bodies are still around. What do you think that smell was?
238. Air freshener
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You got it.
*Roasts everything with the Prometheus.*
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239. Fire proof suits
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240. Hazmat gear for when Carn farts.
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241. A care to give
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242. some sort of plan...
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[Inserts plan to raid Erics desk.]
243. A copy of Marquis da Sado.
244. A copy of Lolita.
245. A copy of The picture of Dorian Grey.
246. A fire pit.
247. Fuel for the fire pit.
247.a: Fifty shades of grey.
247.b: A crazy frog toy.
247.c: A bottle of moonshine to ensure incineration.
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248: A much bigger ship to carry all this crap.
249: A much bigger balloon to carry the ship.
250: A revised check list plan.
251: A good spring cleaning.
252: A banshee on the side.
253: A lot of chilli for the engines.
254: A manageble party chat.
255: A miracle.
256: A chech list of lost and found.
257: A trip to Berlin so that I can puncture the balloon on the TV tower for laughs.
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258. Popcorn
259. Pretzels
260. Pork Rinds
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261. A nuclear reactor to keep the ship powered
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262. Uranium
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263. Water to cool the reactor
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263. Water to cool the reactor
you nerd
we use fire to cool the reactor, imbicile.
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If you're going to insult me, at least spell it right.
I'm an imbecile, not an imbicile.
You imbecile.
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If you're going to insult me, at least spell it right.
I'm an imbecile, not an imbicile.
You imbecile.
I was in the middle of a Payday 2 game. That's when I don't use my brain, nerd.
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If you're going to insult me, at least spell it right.
I'm an imbecile, not an imbicile.
You imbecile.
I was in the middle of a Payday 2 game. That's when I don't use my brain, nerd.
nerd
BEGONE, HATSTAND
I'M A GEEK, NOT A NERD
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES
https://youtu.be/h9XGStJ3P4o?t=4m19s
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264. A Monty Python collection set
265. A huge flat screen TV
266. A high end computer
267. Good internet
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268: An external backup harddrive.
269: Good anti-virus.
270: Games that are not world of warcraft or call of duty.
271: A couch.
272: Good multiplayer games.
273: A console for said games.
274: Multiple controllers.
275: Soda
276: Rum
277: GTA 5
278: A good meddler for who should have won
279: Periodic mod supervision
280: Less mod supervision
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281. Steak
282. More steak
283. Potatoes
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284. a potato peeler
285. some steak knives
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286. A wood stove
287. Firewood for the wood stove
288. Darts
289. A dartboard
290. Someone who actually knows the rules of darts
291. A billiards table
292. A full set of billiards balls
293. Two pool sticks
294. A 8 ball rack
295. Chalk for the pool sticks
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296. A friend
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297. A place to put said friend...
IF I HAD ONE
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298. A therapist
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299. A "boo boo box" for the therapist
(Hook fans will get it!)
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300. Spartans
301. A reference guide
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302. A large stock of Mtn. Dew
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303. Lots of soft pretzels
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304. Hot girls' numbers
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305. A good lawyer
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306. Dumb muscle should the lawyer fail
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307. A lot of money to pay for the lawyer and muscle
308. A new identity
309. Money to pay for the new identity
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310. A good plastic surgeon to change our appearence
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311. untraceable poison to take care of loose ends
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312. Super strong booze to purge the poison.
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313. Antitoxin to put into the booze
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314. Another notepad to continue the list.
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315. A ghost ship with a crew of paper.
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316. Magic Ink to write on the paper ghost crew
317. A magic eraser to correct grammatical errors
318. A lighter to make them fear us
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317. Booty
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318. Brains
319. Shotguns to protect our brains from the zombies
320. Axes to aid in the event described in item 319.
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321. A copy of the Zombie Survival Guide to demonstrate that shotguns and axes are horrible against zombies and that a medium calibre semi automatic carbine and a shaolin spade are much, much better weapons.
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322. A twelve week course in practicality and logistics
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323. A skip-sheet so I can deliver the guide to Carn because it demonstrates that they are both incredibly practical and logistical concerns are small, which is why it stresses they are great
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324. A guide to ammo prices.
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324. A sticky note saying "Welcome to the apocalypse, AKA Looter Heaven."
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325. A pipboy
326. A WAY FOR ME TO PLAY FALLOUT 3 ON MY COMPUTER!!!!
327. Someone who will let us vent
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325.* A Pyra-boy
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326. a vote to kick button
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327. a crate of lebtr
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328. A fully stocked library
329. A comfy armchair
330. A roaring fireplace
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331. A tasteful tumbler full of whiskey, on the rocks.
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332. An old bloodhound
333. A rug for said bloodhound to sleep on in front of the fireplace
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334. A beautiful wife
335. A pipe
336. A book
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337. A red silk smoking jacket
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338. A button which has no function.
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339. Lots of sunscreen
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340. An obscene amount of bugspray
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341. Double that amount of bugspray specifically for me
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342. A giant frikin nuclear reactor
343. A cable to connect the nuclear reactor to.
344. A shield generator to be connected to the nuclear reactor so we dont need to use petty bug spray.
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345. A "Yay for numbers in sequence" sign
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346. Enough gamma radiation to turn me into the Hulk
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347. A fluffy kitten to calm Carn down
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348. Steak
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349. Ribs
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350: The ability to count to 350
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351. Extra Queso for the nachos
352. Extra nachos for the Queso
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353. Extra Doritoes for everyone.
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354. Ranch Dressing
355. Sour Cream
356. French Onion Dip
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357. A robot to slap Carn and then say "Ranch dressing? What are you, some crazy vegan?"
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358. A robot to punch David in the face and say "Have you ever had Ranch Chiken? Or potato chips and ranch? Or pretzels and ranch?"
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359. A pool of ranch dressing.
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360. A satellite laser to destroy anyone that goes near ranch dressing.
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361. a engineer to fix the engines because I still cant get rid of my moonshine rage. im afraid, I don't want to die like this
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362. A note to remind Callsign that most people don't want to die at all.
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363. A steaming hot bath of moonshine.
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364. A steaming hot bath
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365. A year's supply of list entries
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366.More paper, Rethburn barely brought any.
367.Ropes, lots of ropes, for many reasons.
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368. A box to lock Jawjee in because he's a nerd.
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369. A label for Jawjee's box so we don't forget which box he's in
370. A box for all the rope
371. A label for the rope box
372. Scotch
373. Backup scotch
374. Bacon, because it hasn't been mentioned in awhile
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375. A box to put Jawjee's box inside for double security because I don't trust him at night and I'm 99% sure he's a werewolf.
376. Canned bunny intenstines as our rations because I hate my crew.
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377. Silverware, in case Jawjee (or anyone else for that matter) actually is a werewolf and David forgets to lock the outer box
378. Hot sauce, to help with the canned bunny intestines
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379. An intricate machine that punches Alan because (Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road Ullysses voice) I. Don't. Forget.
380. Yet another box to lock someone in, but this time for Alan because he thinks the great and MIGHTY David forgets.
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381. This video which I feel is necessary to post given the last poster besides me.
http://youtu.be/ZLzWKMsdYYU
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382.A cardboard box full of shipping peanuts for me to play in, because seriously, I'm just a little 5 tailed husky. One that has an affinity for boxes (I find them very cute ;A;)
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383. A talking velociraptor
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384. A scientist to inform everyone velociraptors are the size of chickens.
385. A house for the chicken-sized dinosaurs.
386. a nuclear reactor to power the house.
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387. Chickens
388. Turkeys
389. Cows
390. Pigs
391. Goats
392. Sheep
393. Ducks
394. Buffalo
395. Deer
396. Moose
397. Salmon
398. Tilapia
399. Mahi mahi
400. Shrimp
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Oh my god carn it's an airship voyage not Noah's Ark.
Though...
401. Duct tape to strap Carn to a chair and cover his mouth because we cant afford such a stock.
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396. Moose
Wait I thought I was already on this voyage?
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410374_947086265326030_1354885452688720421_n.jpg?oh=24c5e5cd99c95d07e30585332d75e45c&oe=564E95D3)
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396. Moose
Wait I thought I was already on this voyage?
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410374_947086265326030_1354885452688720421_n.jpg?oh=24c5e5cd99c95d07e30585332d75e45c&oe=564E95D3)
Wat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJOMjsgc-8)
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396. Moose
Wait I thought I was already on this voyage?
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410374_947086265326030_1354885452688720421_n.jpg?oh=24c5e5cd99c95d07e30585332d75e45c&oe=564E95D3)
Wat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJOMjsgc-8)
Agreed, wat? Also, these animals are for eating. I get a bit peckish David.
402. Garlic
403. Onions
404. A windows error
405. Salt
406. Cinnamon
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396. Moose
Wait I thought I was already on this voyage?
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410374_947086265326030_1354885452688720421_n.jpg?oh=24c5e5cd99c95d07e30585332d75e45c&oe=564E95D3)
Wat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJOMjsgc-8)
Agreed, wat? Also, these animals are for eating. I get a bit peckish David.
402. Garlic
403. Onions
404. A windows error
405. Salt
406. Cinnamon
407. Darth Vader that can only say "Wat!?"
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408. Dark Helmet that can only say "Who?!"
409. Space
410. Balls
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I am a man of many names.
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411. A list with all Queso's names.
412. More rope for fun.
413. Fluffy handcuffs for bad boys. I mean...you know. Just in case.
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411. A list with all Queso's names.
412. More rope for fun.
413. Fluffy handcuffs for bad boys. I mean...you know. Just in case.
First of all, Kinky.
four hundred and fourteenth, yet another box to lock Jawjee in.
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four one five, a key to all those boxes, I dun like being in the dark ;_;
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I.. Uh, fine.
416. A light for the boxes.
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417. 3 skeleton keys. I'll take one.
418. 10 emergency parachutes, you never know.
419. "Wait for it..." stickers.
420. Enough Marijuana to blaze it.
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421. Barbecue shrimp
422. Boiled shrimp
423. Broiled shrimp
424. Baked shrimp
425. Sauteed shrimp
426. Shrimp kabobs
427. Shrimp creole
428. Shrimp gumbo
429. Pan fried shrimp
430. Deep fried shrimp
431. Stir fried shrimp
432. Pineapple shrimp
433. Lemon shrimp
434. Coconut shrimp
435. Pepper shrimp
436. Shrimp soup
437. Shrimp stew
438. Shrimp salad
439. Shrimp and potatoes
440. Shrimp burger
441. Shrimp sandwich
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
So would that be +13? I:
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
So would that be +13? I:
Sounds closer to NC-17
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
So would that be +13? I:
Sounds closer to NC-17
Honestly it'd be "Restricted"
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
So would that be +13? I:
Sounds closer to NC-17
Honestly it'd be "Restricted"
Only David allowed then? xP
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442. Enough censorship so we get a PG-13 rating.
Rated "J" for Jawjee.
So would that be +13? I:
Sounds closer to NC-17
Honestly it'd be "Restricted"
Only David allowed then? xP
ODA for Only David Allowed it is.
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also
(http://www.gradhacker.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Derailed-Train.jpg)
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443. A crane to pick up that train.
444. A crane to pick up former crane in case it collapses due to the weight of that train.
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445. A party balloon to lift the train because according to GoIO that's how physics works.
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446. A wrench to whack the train
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447. A physics, Science, and Engineering professor to teach the ways of how airships work to muse.
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448. A care
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449. A non-care to fight the care
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450. Many cares because sharing is caring.
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451. Death to Care Bears
452. Pony Poison
453. Hungry flames
454. Maniacal laughter
455. A worldwide celebration
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456. A sign to stick on Carn's back that says "2edgy4me"
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457. Bagpipes
458. Drums
459. Warhorns
460. People to play these instruments
461. Greatswords that turn into assault rifles
462. Soldiers to wield them
463. Me as their general
464. Global domination
465. My Imperial Coronation
466. A Empress
467. A unbroken dynasty to reign for millennia
468. Inevitable infighting and betrayal
469. My reincarnation
470. Rinse and repeat
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471. A switch axe
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472. Kirbys as my Imperial guards
473. Shaded as my High Engineer
474. Koali as court jester and incognito supreme body guard.
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475. A silly jester hat to complete the costume
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
Unless he's talking about DEEZE NUTZ, nuts can't talk.
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
Unless he's talking about DEEZE NUTZ, nuts can't talk.
So says the peanut gallery.
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
Unless he's talking about DEEZE NUTZ, nuts can't talk.
So says the peanut gallery.
So says the skirt guy. GIMME A SKIRT PLEASE D:!
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
Unless he's talking about DEEZE NUTZ, nuts can't talk.
So says the peanut gallery.
So says the skirt guy. GIMME A SKIRT PLEASE D:!
The fact I wear nothing under it, have bagpipes playing in the background, my face is painted blue, AND I have a hugeass claymore on my back, signifies it's a Kilt.
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476. A gallery full of peanuts who say obvious things
HOW DO PEANUTS TALK!?
Unless he's talking about DEEZE NUTZ, nuts can't talk.
So says the peanut gallery.
So says the skirt guy. GIMME A SKIRT PLEASE D:!
The fact I wear nothing under it, have bagpipes playing in the background, my face is painted blue, AND I have a hugeass claymore on my back, signifies it's a Kilt.
But that's what a said too. A skirt.
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477. A lab for Shaded to make new WMDs for Carn's army
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BROFIST FOR KILTS
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478. Longswords for all.
479. Federschwertz for all.
480. Flamberges for all.
481. Claymores for all.
482. Zweihanders for all.
483. Kriegsmessers for all.
484. Nodachis for all.
485. Dadaos for all.
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486. A book to look up the half of those I don't know.
487. Composite crossbows for silent kills.
489. A chariot pulled by demonic horses.
490. A demon horse stable.
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487. A note to Koali saying that if we're all gonna have cool swords, I demand the triple-samurai combo: Nodachi, Katana, and Tanto
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488. A reminder to Shaded that the Tonto is a dagger, AND THE WAKIZASHI IS THE SHORT SWORD!
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489. A note to Carn saying that the Tanto is still commonly included in the "Golden Samurai Trio"
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490. A note to all of you saying that the list I presented only contained large swords.
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491. A large dollop of necromantic forces
492. A sense of morals so the necromantic forces don't get out of hand.
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492. Wide screen TV for the Captains Quarters
493. Surround Sound system for the Captains Quarters
494. pool table for the Captains Quarters
495. framed painting of the captain for the Captains Quarters
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496. A Captain
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497. A butler named Sebastian
498. A list of names for butlers, different from Sebastian
499. A field medic to heal crewmen in case the captain rages against them
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500. Replacement medics
501. A pony made of diamonds
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502. An entire tank full of pure alcohol to distract Carn from diamond ponies
503. A Shiba dog, because you can never have enough doge
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502. An entire tank full of pure alcohol to distract Carn from diamond ponies
503. A Shiba dog, because you can never have enough doge
504. More crewman to keep the list going
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505. My Gaben Shrine, for dank steam sales
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506. Good WiFi
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507. Something to quickly fry extremely large amounts of meat, so that koala may help us continue the Red Button Thread
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509: More of 508.
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501. A pony made of diamonds
510: A cookie for Carn, if that is a reference to what I think it is.
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511. A name tag for the pony, identifying her as Buttstallion.
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512. An entire fucking jar of cookies for Carn
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513. My shrine to my Senpai
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514. many many many many many many many many many many many many bags of official Sage_of_Eyes approved Sage Dice, guaranteed to drive any quest master to drink, attract many, many waifus, most of the monstergirl variety, and give triple critical successes.
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515. My Infinite supply of ellipses for awkward situations and such
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516. An ultra-hd television
517. Old Disney movies
518. A lot of nostalgia
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519. Hellsing collection
520. Hellsing Ultimate collection
521. Hellsing Abriged collection
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522. Grab also a music disk with the "Broken English" song from the episode 11 of Hellising Ultimate.
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523. My sanity
524. My sanity's cage
525. Food and water for my sanity
526. Sharp things to throw at my sanity
527. Mines
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528. Carn's quote ''Sanity is so incredibly boring''
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529. My Yandere Knife
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530. A guide how to banish Yanderes in other dimensions, where they wouldn't be trying all the time to kill people.
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531. My tsundere Knife
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532. A Wanted poster for whoever the hell is selling Luha thier yandere knives.
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533. A bounty to go with the wanted poster
534. An anime trope reference book
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535. A raise document with an appraisal to Carn's utility in the making of the checklist
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536. Many, many Dank memes
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537. An addition to Luharis' memes.
(http://ci.memecdn.com/903/8808903.jpg)
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538. An endless supply of SCP-420-J
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j
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539. Ibuprofen
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540. Morphine
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542. Double the amount of the item listed in 541.
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543. an item 541 to double
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544: Arsenic
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545. Personal Sanity.
546. Cyanide.
547. Something long and hard, preferably Strawberry flavored.
548.a whip.
549. Moonshine.
550. Condoms.
551 rope.
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552. a tissue for my nosebleed
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553. An actual girl to practice on.
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554. A lawyer
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555. Gasoline and a lighter to burn all the extra bondage equipment added to the list. We have a whole box already.
556. An actual girl
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557. An eventual maximum limit to the checklist
558. A limit to bdsm equipment that can be taken on board
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559: Construction materials
560: Additional pylons
561: 15 week supply of potatoes
562: A mothership!?
563: OP M.U.L.E.s
564: More boosters
565: Additional galleons to carry the 690,401,845,362.4 kilograms of equipment listed on the checklist (so far)
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566. A portable dimension to store stuff.
567. An Antigravity generator.
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568. A VIP to escort
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569. Some sandwiches for lunch.
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567.
A Panini press.
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568. A crate of cheese, where cheeselings magically create cheesy cheese
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569. A meat locker
570. A smoker
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571. Some buccaneers, they usually are masters at smoking meat
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571. Several hundred herds of cattle.
572. A lot of pigs
573. Many sheep
574. A single curmudgeonly goat
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575. A shrine to pray to God, to save us from goats.
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576. A bigger cargo bay
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577. Pocket dimension technology
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578. A bed for Walker (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5792734/1/Sleeping-with-the-Girls-Vol-I-Fictional-Reality), in case he shows up.
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579. A butterfly for my right shoulder
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580.
A Dragonfly for my Left shoulder.
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581. Bug spray showers
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582. ANTI MOSQUITO POINT DEFENSE GUNS
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OHMYGODNOTTHEMOSQUITOS
583. Anti mosquitos hull mounted flamethrowers
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584. Specially bred and trained mosquito eating wolf spiders.
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585. An Embiggener Raygun to giantsize our wolf spiders for use as battlemounts
586. Armor for our wolf spiders
587. Wolf spider sized flamethrowers
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588. A bestiary that tells me what actually is a wolf spider
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549. A diagram showing the creature that is half wolf, half spider, and something out of a Brothers Grimm fairy tale.
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590. This short explanation of actual wolf spiders
(http://www.exploringnature.org/graphics/arthropods/spider_wolf_diagram.jpg)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Hogna_lenta_18.jpg)
Wolf spiders are members of the family Lycosidae, from the Ancient Greek word "λύκος" meaning "wolf". They are robust and agile hunters with excellent eyesight. They live mostly solitary and hunt alone. Some are opportunistic hunters pouncing upon prey as they find it or even chasing it over short distances. Some will wait for passing prey in or near the mouth of a burrow.
They have the third best eyesight of all spiders, only beaten by jumping spiders and huntsman spiders, and often grow to 1.38 inches (body length, not including legs)
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591. An anti-panic medicine to not succumb to the killing fury that happens when I see any kind of insect
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592. A note informing Crow that spiders are arachnids and not insects.
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593. A person to make another copy of this list, in this list everything related to wolf spiders and bananas should highlighted with a bright pink pen.
594. A drysuit.
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595. A wetsuit
596. A 3D printer
597. Someone who can use a 3D printer properly
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598. Water for the wetsuit
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599. Dehydrated water for the wetsuit
600. A chimpanzee librarian
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601. A Space Marine Librarian
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602. Ensure you disable the parking brake
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603. Install airbrakes
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604. Fire whoever in the first place forgot to install airbrakes on this vessel
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605. Obtain various powered armors
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606. A separate airship to hold my ego, probably a galleon.
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607. a small container, most likely a thimble, to hold mine
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608. Two echidna light flak cannons, a mobula, and mike and Ike's.
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609. A upsurge in necromantic powers
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610. A sacrifice to Nurgle to keep the rotting, diseased corpse functional
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611. The Inquisition to purge the heresy.
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612. A Radical Inquisitor to harness the Heresy
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613. A Puritan Inquisitor to slap both the Radical one and the hersey.
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614. A Tech Priest
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615. An engine, or at least a bigger one.
Seriously we have so much stuff on this ship we are going to need to get an entire fleet soon
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616. Russian-English dictionary.
617. Vodka.
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618. A shipyard to service our fleet
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619. An army of capable and experienced engineers to run the shipyard.
620. Some way to finance the fleet.
621. Shady accountants to manage our finances.
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620. Space capable vessels
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623. Additional Pylons.
624. Calipers.
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625. A book on how to count.
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626. A follow-up book on number theory.
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627. An entire crate of xboxes, controllers, and copies of halo for inter-ship LAN parties
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628. A good idea cookie for Shaded
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629. A cookie jar full of Good Idea Cookies in case someone else has a good idea
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630. A GIC for C r o w
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631. A robot who's only purpose is to scream.
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632. A list of references made on this list
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633. A list of everything on this list.
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634. A list of lists about this list
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635. A master spreadsheet to keep track of all the lists.
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636. A shipment of all the new weapons from Alliance
637. A custom built aircraft carrier ship full of the planes from Alliance and studded with carronades and gatlings for AA defense
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638. A ship-sized gatling cannon
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639. A Vulcan Mega Bolter or 6 to be extra sure infantry and planes are a non-threat
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640. Power armor of your choosing.
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641. The Power Armour deck, with suits from various different games and books
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642. A holodeck for when we get bored.
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643. A deck of Star Realms cards because it's my favorite deck-builder.
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644. More items, because we are taking this.
(http://i.imgur.com/UAv8sHo.jpg)
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645. An explanation as to what exactly we're doing with a ship the size of a skyscraper
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646. An appropriate sized crew for said flying skyscraper.
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647. Enough paint to paint Skyscraper on the side.
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647. A professional team of painters to properly paint the vessel.