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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Lord Dick Tim on July 29, 2014, 11:43:31 am

Title: It lives!
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 29, 2014, 11:43:31 am

UAHhhAHHuuhhhahhahhUUuuaaa!


~Skywhales

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: RethBurn on July 29, 2014, 02:00:56 pm

Majestic, like a butterfly that got way too drunk before graduation and then gets to puke on the microphone at his speech.

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: HamsterIV on July 29, 2014, 02:35:23 pm

They are real.

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: macmacnick on July 29, 2014, 11:38:51 pm

MUUUAAHHhHUHAnNAAHHHAWUaNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuaaaa.
-An artist's rendition of a skywhale mating call

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: Piemanlives on July 29, 2014, 11:45:24 pm

Hail, religions of Icarus!

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 31, 2014, 03:49:22 am

Apparently I was on a religious sabbatical, contemplating the greater meaning of the SkyWhale and how that I might better serve it's awesome being.

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: BdrLineAzn on July 31, 2014, 12:12:04 pm

With Skywhales back, we can start on which is better again :) :P   Bacon

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: HamsterIV on July 31, 2014, 04:06:44 pm

Are there any unpleasant side effects of issuing the skywhale mating call? Such as a skywhale attempting to mate with you.

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: Piemanlives on July 31, 2014, 06:33:09 pm

Hamster, you should know the Skywhale mating call will in fact attract every Skywhale in your vicinity, and they will attempt to mate with you. HOWEVER the Bacon mating call summons a plate of freshly cooked Bacon in front of you.

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: Mod Josie on August 06, 2014, 05:40:59 pm

Does the bacon try to mate with you too? :P

Title: Re: It lives!
Post by: RethBurn on September 18, 2014, 05:14:08 am

In the case of bacon, it's like the Anglerfish. It Sticks to your insides and degenerates into you.