Guns Of Icarus Online
Main => General Discussion => Topic started by: Spud Nick on December 28, 2013, 04:39:40 am
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Things you say in game more than once.
"I'm really a bad pilot. I'm just good at getting achievements."
"Use a piecing weapon to destroy the armor and than a explosive weapon to destroy the hull. If you time your shots right you can kill the ship before they can rebuild the armor."
"Can you play as a engineer? It's better to have two engineers than two gunners."
"And than there will be cake."
"Friedumb was the one shooting mines. All i did was fly in a circle."
"It's ok, he's new to the game."
"Shoot the balloon! Please shoot the balloon."
"Go for the pyra."
"No the other one."
"Set there everything on fire."
"AHHHHHHHHHH!."
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"Hey guys watch. I'm going to make both sides rage quit."
"I'm just giving you guys a heads up. I'm a Munker so...there is no friend or foe to ships within my mine radius."
"Don't be mad, I did warn you didn't I?"
"See, I told ya I'd make them all rage quit."
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"That's an ally - hold your fire!"
"They're across the map, you can't hit them with your Gatling."
"You're giving away our position!"
"I'm the pilot on this ship - I don't need another one."
"Oh, you joined partway through as a gunner. How nice."
"Okay, this time I want the hull rebuilt before the guns, please?"
Some of my faves lately :P
Another favourite however:
"Well done everyone, nice work :D"
I'm glad I can use this one as often as I do :D
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''This is the edge of the map''
''Are you sure that is heavy clip on the hawatcha?''
''MINE MINE MINE''
''Get off the Mine launcher please please :'( Pleeease''
''It is spanner for repair''
'' *after getting in the enenmy blind spot* And Fire! guys :S Guyyys fire! ''
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"Don't worry guys, I'm actually a better [pilot/engineer/gunner] when drunk."
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"Evasive manoeuvre 12!"
"Don't bother, they're way out of range"
"I said don't bother. None of your shots are hitting"
"For the love of god stop firing!"
"Screw it, we're ramming"
"Time for a suicide charge"
"Holy shit did you guys see that?! That was sick!"
"I can't believe that worked"
"Damn I'm good"
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"Balloon."
"Balloon."
"Can you repair the Balloon."
"That is a Rocket Carousel."
"That is similar to a Balloon in that there is no similarity."
"I really shouldn't be begging for a balloon repair."
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaargh"
"Can you go for the - oh, ok"
"Top left gun balloon engi or what?"
"I'm going to repair the - oh, right, fine"
"Please actually do something!"
"Woo, aww yeah"
"Nicely done guys"
"Wooooooooooops."
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Man the left side!
No, the left side dammit!
Gunner stay on the bottom deck!
Aim for the hull!
Keep the engines up!
Don't repair at long range! Keep shooting!
Someone get on the hull!
That wasn't my fault
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"Sorry, that was my bad."
"We might hit th- *scraaaaape*"
"Uh, he's on our team. You want to aim for the (insert color here) ones."
"Try to (insert action here).... or not, that's cool too."
"This won't go well..."
"Hey, I was wrong. Sweet~"
"Nice shots! Great job guys."
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"Do not hit that squid hull with a mallet"
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"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
"gg"
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"Only fire the mortar when the hit markers are red."
"All you had to say is that you're new, sorry for being so harsh."
"Fix with the spanner, then repair with the mallet."
"I'm going to need you to be main engineer."
"Could you be top left gungineer?"
"Bring greased rounds, please."
"Bring burst rounds, please."
"Let's go through the clouds for a surprise attack."
"I hear enemy drums.. Oooooh."
"Disable that galleon's hwachas with the artemis."
"A harpoon......?"
"Let's ram the spire!"
"Try to attack the pyra from it's starboard side."
"Get behind that mobula!"
"HULL!"
"BALLOON!"
"ENGINES!"
"STAY ON THE GUNS!"
"Stupid AI firing the wrong guns"
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Repeat please (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyQfXdAiyr0)
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"Nein, nein, nein, neeeeiiiiiiin..."
"BANZAI!!!!!"
*Any bump or scrape that was an accident* "That was a tactical bounce
"So welcome aboard the [insert ship name here], we are gonna go in guns blazin' and may die in the process."
"SHINK'S FAULT!"
*On a Munker* "Mechanical Laughter."
*After a game with a crazy build* "Ok, [insert friend name here], remind me not to do that again."
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"Hey man chill out. We're not all sitting here doing nothing waiting for you to tell us to ready up."
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"SHOOOOOOT"
"SHOOOOOOT"
"SHOOOOOOT"
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"Why is my gunner fixing things while both engineers are shooting?"
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"B'Elanna, the hull!"
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"Why is my gunner fixing things while both engineers are shooting?"
Darn right there.
"Please go fixing stuff, I'll take care of the dakka dakka"
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"B'Elanna, the hull!"
I'm fairly certain I coined this phrase :P
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"I didn't bring any pretzels, the in-flight movie didn't make it, and no, I won't perform Cats for you again."
"Did the match start already? I was watching YouTube vids."
"For the love of crying out loud"
(over captain's chat) "Ally, your gunner, he's fired."
"Stop standing on my head, I can't see anything"
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How I introduce myself every match. I also like to pretend to be an airplane intercom when I say this.
"Hello this is your captain speaking. I'm Captain Coldcurse, nice to meet you all. Were currently on a junker because I love flying the junker. Guns can be found on the left, right, front, bottom left and bottom right. the hull can be found at the center and the balloon above my precious helm. There are no seatbelts on this vessel and I'm not responsible for your safety. Emergency exits are nowhere to be found because you can't escape me. I want the gunner to stay downstairs and my gungineer on the topdeck guns. The main engineer will keep us alive by slamming on various parts of the ship, thats an easy job if you know the priority list. If you are not familliar with my priority list then it will be the following:
1.Hull.
2.Balloon and sometimes guns.
3.Guns and engines.
Please follow my instructions and please speak english, I do not understand russian, japanese, Italian or Mandarin. Please be informed that thrashtalking and obscure language will be included into the voicechat. I don't care if you're offended by the language, just do your job and you will get complimented. If you have any questions related to this you can ask them now. if you didnt understand what I said, then leave my ship you deaf baffoon. Thank you."
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"I don't like any of you people"
"Oh, and get off my ship"
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Phoenix i saluted you because the people of guns love you <3 and you love them, when you rise to power in parliment i will follow you :P
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Phoenix i saluted you because the people of guns love you <3 and you love them, when you rise to power in parliment i will follow you :P
.... well thats one way to say that IRIS will have phoenix as leader.
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Phoenix is my generations jeremy clarkson,,,take that how ever you want :P haha
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Phoenix wishes he was as cool as Hammond?
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I do not wish I was a midget
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You don't!?!?!
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Do you guys think we can fit through there?
Because I do.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. James T. Kirk. Best pilot ever.
*SCCRRRAAPPPEE* [random crew member] I didn't like that paint job. Do it again.
That went better in my head.
No. (In response to being asked for less fire/a more conventional build)
And the one every Cake knows:
B'ELANNA! THE HUUUUULLLLLLL!
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I still coined that phrase you know :P
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And we love you all the more for it, pieman.
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"Ohhh Myyy..."
"Hades, B'Elanna, Hades!" -On the New Year Ball o'Fire
"Jacob, Get on that Lumberjack, regardless of its restraining order against you." -On the Jacob's Tower of Pun
"PLEASE, PLEASE remind me when you're out of arc on the main gun."-On a LumberSpire, when Running with a top deck hades.
"Nuuuu....! Our Hull!!!!!" -When Losing my hull armor.
"Flamer." -FlamerSquid.
"Leave them a trail of Presents." -Mining with a squid.
"ME GUSTA CORRER" -When Fleeing with a squid
"The Creepy Zuka Doll Ensures that there will always be 0 days since the last creepy Zuka Doll-related homicide, and that the number never reaches 1." -When Flying the Creepy Zuka Doll, and getting kills.
"I'm not accountable for any broken bones pertaining to smashing into the ground, and landing on our popped balloon" -On a Mobula.
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"Jacob, Get on that Lumberjack, regardless of its restraining order against you." -On the Jacob's Tower of Pun
"But captain, she glares!"
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"No! Don't fix the hull, keep shooting! We'll fix it when they're dead."
"If you keep shooting, we'll magicaly stop taking damage."
"If you stop shooting to fix it now, all that will happen is that we'll die slower."
"Why are there burst rounds in that gattling gun?"
"We have mines, focus the ally!"
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Ooooo, my turn:
"Engies, get to the engines. I'm burning (Moonshine/Kerosene)."
"Engies, if the engines aren't up then I can't run away from the double Hwacha Galleon."
"Engi, please repair the Hwacha so that I can ruin someone's day."
"Engi, I know you love that front gun. But the balloon is on fire and if you don't extinguish it I will eat you."
"Engi, spanner for dead things, mallet for things crying out in pain. No, that doesn't mean you throw it at the enemy ship."
"Gunner, you will only stop shooting guns if there are no targets and no guns to shoot at/with/for/(with a burning passion)."
"Gunner, are you good with a Mercury? You're not? Well fu-*kaboom*"
"Gunner, the protocol is you shoot at the hull unless I tell you to shoot at the balloon."
"Pilot, keep in mind I'm not the best of shots. I'm the best at being shot."
"If you jump off the ship one more time I will sit on you."
...Do I win?
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Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"
After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*
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The one thing I find myself saying more than anything else, and not just in Guns:
"F**k it, fly it!"
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Before the match: "Oh yeah, this ship I just set up is great, we'll take everyone down in seconds!"
After the match: "Well, damn." *Back to customize ship* *Sobbing intensifies*
The resonance I have with this situation is impeccably uncanny. I keep making experimental builds and watching them plummet. In hindsight I usually work out what was wrong. But sometimes I just go on, ever wishing I knew why :P
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"Quack Quack"
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''What are you doing up here?!''
''What are you doing down there?!''
''I don't understand what you are saying!''
''Engineer, go repair, I am gunner!''
''Which is the best ammo for this gun?''
''We can do this, guys!''
''WHAT A COMEBACK!''
''Sorry, I was getting my food...''
''I AM ALREADY REPAIRING!''
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"Quack Quack"
Aye
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"Quack Quack"
Aye
"Mrau! Mrau!"
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"Quack Quack"
Aye
"Mrau! Mrau!"
souls?
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"Hello there X, can you please take care of the gatling gunning on the front deck of our ship?"
"Hey X, please head up the ladder next to the steering wheel and man the gun to the right at the ships front!"
"No, head up the ladder, not the stairs"
"Hey look at me, I'm the guy jumping in front of you right now, follow me please"
"Here, follow me up this ladder, please!"
"No, don't turn around, come back here"
"No, that's a beacon gun - not the gatling gun you're supposed to shoot, release it please and follow me!"
"can you hear the voice chat at all"?(written)
"do you speak English"?
"Sprichst du Deutsch"?
"Alright, I'm sorry to tell you co-captains, but we'll barely be useful here as our gunner is incapable of finding our pyras front weapons."
Unfortunately I actually need more than one hand to count the number of incidences like these I've participated in :-/
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I wonder how it would be from the other point of view, having some one yelling a butchered approximation of my name and a bunch of nonsensical commands in another language.
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Just some things I find myself saying regularly:
---Normal situations---
"Welcome aboard!"
"Two engineers topside with me, gunner, you're on the gatling guns below" (junker)
"Gunner, that big front gun is all yours" (goldfish)
"No, not those guns."
"The plan is X, so man Y."
"We're going to attack from X, so get on the Y guns."
"Don't go charging in alone, stick with us."
"I left the kerosene on again, my bad!"
---Need repairs---
"Can someone fix the maneuver engines? I can't turn the ship."
"Engines down. We are dead in the water."
"Get on the hull people!"
"hullhullhull!"
"Ballon's out. We're sinking."
"Balloon! Balloon! BalloonBalloonBalloonBALLOON!"
"Pick something and fix it!"
---Shooting---
"Wait until you see the red markers before shooting the flak."
"Switch targets to the X."
"Be sure to lead the ship, the tracer rounds on the gatling gun aren't where the bullets are actually going."
"Left guns fire"
"Right guns fire"
"Open up!"
"Light 'em up!"
"NOW!"
"Nice shot!"
"Good shooting"
---Close Calls---
"That'll chip some paint!"
"Huh, we're still alive?"
"I didn't think we'd make it through that one. Good job X"
---Going down---
"Mayday!"
"Mayday! Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday!"
"Don't charge in after us, we're pretty dead."
"My bad guys, I did X. You guys did the best you could."
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"Um excuse me, can we get main engines please? I'm tired of sitting here."
"Why don't we have main engines yet?"
"I thought I told you to repair the engines."
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"Front guns, gentlemen"
"No seriously, front guns"
"Get off that damn Mercury and get on the front gat"
"Ok, NOW get on the mercury"
"Why are you still on front guns, I said Mercury"
"Oh Awesome to buff hammers. Wait, what?"
"You brought a buff hammer, spanner and rubber mallet and you knew we were fighting a squid?"
"Don't rebuild with the rubber mallet"
"Why did you bring a rubber mallet as a gunner? You're level 5! You know the best thing for you to field is a monkey wrench until told otherwise!"
"Two gunners? Must be duck season"
"I moved to the empty ship slot for a reason"
"Contrary to popular belief the spectator mode is the best way to find out what ship is best to join"
"Level 1 captain? I think it's best off you learn how to gun first. Let me captain instead, I'll show you a few tricks"
"Oh look a gat/mortar pyramid. How original"
"Oh it's just a hades. OH CRAP THE GUNNER KNOWS HOW TO USE IT"
"Why didn't you bring Chem Spray?"
"I've got dibs on main deck"
"Don't touch the hull. It is mine. Go fix something else"
"No seriously, don't touch it"
"You touched the hull and ruined the cooldowns. That's why we're dead"
"Please don't touch the hull this time"
"Their engineers didn't bring chem spray. Use incindiary"
"I'm fixing the hull, fix the engines instead"
"Guys, please don't argue with me. Especially when you're both level 1-3"
"I'm being an engie for my benefit, not yours"
"No, I won't join your ship. You didn't ask politely"
"Well our captain just quit. Let's see if we can turn this match around"
"You seriously think I'm going to go against you in this stacked lobby?"
"You see these half-empty ships and the one full one with level 10-plus players, not to mention all those full spectator slots filled with more level 10-plusses? Yeah, that's what's wrong with this game"
"Oh look another elitist 10-plus players who only wants to fly with other 10-plus players and not help out that level 3 English speaking ship over there who's clearly struggling to get a grasp of this game, even though they're all decent people and have microphones and are willing to learn a few things from someone more experienced"
"I'm sorry guys, it doesn't matter how good the crew is, 2 vs 1 is still 2 vs 1"
The list goes on...
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"meow meow"
"Hold on to your butts!" <- making poor decisions
"Don't care, I'm a bear" <- In response to crew questioning me charging into a 2v1 situation
(http://blogs.drury.edu/ryan/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-22353-1366141338-0.gif)
"Mistakes were Made!!!" <- For those times when my crew -may- have been right
"Noooo my engines" <- When my main engineer decides to take about 5 seconds to shoot at people instead of babysitting my engines
"Hull hull hull hull hu-Yes it's up! We're ramming again!"
"Focus the *! Keep shooting, keep shooting... Now focus the other one! I'm sitting on this one"
"I know I shouldn't try to kill galleons by sitting on them, but I can't help it!"
"You seriously think I'm going to go against you in this stacked lobby?"
"You see these half-empty ships and the one full one with level 10-plus players, not to mention all those full spectator slots filled with more level 10-plusses? Yeah, that's what's wrong with this game"
"Challenge Accepted"
"Alright crew, we are teamed up with a level 1 pilot flying a mobula called YOLO on Paritan Rumble. He isn't allowed to die. Let's do this." <- err well that may have only been once
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Ok guys.
We're on a mobula with all minelaunchers.
only shoot when I tell you to, otherwise we are doomed.
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I don't really say these but it's what I think every time:
"The capt is yelling at me I should pretend I lose connection" When I'm engie or gunner.
"The ally capt is yelling at me I should switch to engie next match" When I'm piloting.
"If I was a higher level at least it'd seem like I know what I'm doing" When I'm doing something stupid xD
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"If I was a higher level at least it'd seem like I know what I'm doing" When I'm doing something stupid xD
trust me.... we just get better at making others think we know what we're doing
*edit* and then there's Zill.... that guy's OP
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"If I was a higher level at least it'd seem like I know what I'm doing" When I'm doing something stupid xD
trust me.... we just get better at making others think we know what we're doing
*edit* and then there's Zill.... that guy's OP
We don't actually have a plan, we just know that what we are doing has somehow worked before, so we do it again and hope we remember what it was that worked.
At least I generally don't have a plan.
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"If I was a higher level at least it'd seem like I know what I'm doing" When I'm doing something stupid xD
trust me.... we just get better at making others think we know what we're doing
*edit* and then there's Zill.... that guy's OP
He is O.O
We don't actually have a plan, we just know that what we are doing has somehow worked before, so we do it again and hope we remember what it was that worked.
At least I generally don't have a plan.
I need to master that then xD
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"You brought a buff hammer, spanner and rubber mallet and you knew we were fighting a squid?"
I actually think that's a viable load-out for whoever focuses on gunning.
"If I was a higher level at least it'd seem like I know what I'm doing" When I'm doing something stupid xD
trust me.... we just get better at making others think we know what we're doing
Yeah, right, I'm sure no one would blame you for anything.
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Do not worry, I'll make sure we will win this game.
So if all hell breacks loose, you will not panic until I give you permission to panic.
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"I hit that on purpose"
"Move ship forward!" (using the signals)
"Watch my hull, I'm going in dry"
"Fire the Gatling Gun"
"Stop firing the mines in front of me"
"Crew, prepare to be hwacha'd"
(When blatantly flying through dust storms) "I hope you like repairing" or "Anyone need repair achievements?"
"Everyone start shooting. If we're going down we're taking them with us!"
"Don't shoot the Galleon. I can't be bothered trying to kill it"
"Wow noob teammate. Report"
"Balloon is on fire"
"How did we get that kill?"
(In lobby) "Gunner bring greased rounds please" (5 minutes later) "yeah, or don't. That's cool too I guess"
"Can you pop our balloon please, captain? I've almost levelled up"
"Lag"
"...I think I just moonshined into a wall behind us"
(When captain hits terrain) "Are you drunk!?"
"Don't worry about our hull. I got this" (every time I've said this, we've died)
"Don't worry, crew. At least we tried"
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"You're a gunner X you don't need to repair"
"No really just stay on the front guns please"
"Just let the engineers repair you don't need to help"
"Ok I'm just gonna ram them"
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dear crew, you now have my permission to panic. thank you.
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dear crew, you now have my permission to panic. thank you.
"Okay capt! :)
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :0"
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Some of my favorites...
"Well that didnt work out, so lets just do something really stupid."
"(Sings Jaws theme)"
"we've got 400ish armor we can handle it"
"boop boop boop boop boop" (usually said in stressful situations)
And I refer to gomba-stomping/ tea-bagging as Body Slam.
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"I'm just gonna squeeze in right here," when trying out new sections of the map with different ships.
"Guys that's an ally."
"I guess we'll just wait around here."
"I'm not sure what our ally is doing."
"SHIPHUG," when ramming an ally by accident.
"Sexychat," when I'm in a party with the same person I am captaining with so that we know the difference between 'c' and 'z' chat.
"Let's just go in there."
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And I refer to gomba-stomping/ tea-bagging as Body Slam.
No, body slamming is when you goomba stomp horizontally. Ship, meet my ship. Other side of ship, meet wall.
It's almost as fun as goomba stomping. It's only not fun when your worthless helpful gunner/ally kills the ship just before you ram and you crash into the wall yourself.
A few common sayings
"Thehullthehullthehullthehull!" (alternatively: "Oh god, the hull")
"Balloonballoonballoonballoon"
"My precious engines!"
"A Squid with no engines is a dead Squid."
"Your job is to make love to the hull."
"RAMMING SPEED!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLN36pgwS5o), occasionally followed by "BEEP BEEP"
"Did I really just miss every single Hwacha rocket?"
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"Did someone say "Fire?"
"I apologize for that, I hostly didn't think we'd clear it myself, but, at least we managed to get past it!"
"...Fire...."
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"SHIPHUG," when ramming an ally by accident entirely on purpose.
I fixed it for you. I don't ram on accident. If my ally dies by friendly ramming, they know they were hugged intentionally and with love.
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And the twerking, red? Pyramidion Affection?
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And the twerking, red? Pyramidion Affection?
we may never know... :P
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"I apologize in advance for any unforeseen collisions."
"KOBAYASHI MRRRRAAAUUU!!!!" -when Pyramidion ramming.
"It's Okay, if [the opposite team] win, they get to foot the damages to your sanity, x."
"I still Blame Shinkurex for that."
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"No. no you're a Hades Mobula. We don't char- OKAY WE'RE CHARGING! Moonshine. Wonderful."