Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: BdrLineAzn on March 12, 2013, 02:16:17 pm
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Since the Pit is becoming more crazy, also for the sake of bringing back one of THE craziest things i seen on the old forum. The Three Word Game comes back to life. This is a simple story game where one person starts it off with three words of his own, then its open season for anyone else who wants to contribute to the mayhem, but is limited to three words. This is for all the old forum users and the crazy things they posted back in the old forum, also the German page inspired me to make it as well. So here goes...
The start of...
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my adventures in
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the island of
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make believe, Mr.
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Johnson said slowly.
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As he raised
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his revolver against
(oh... not this again :D)
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the golden platypus
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, it spoke to
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a dark yerning
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to commit murder
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against frosty little
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gingerbread men. Johnson
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put down his
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ridiculously large gun
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and ate it
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with a large
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spoon and knife.
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Johnson then abbreviated
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his mental condition
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which turned out
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to be psychotic
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Academic Xenophobia (PAX).
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He stared at
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His sword which
(Oh god this is back, did it really come back? Well looks like us old forum goers have something new to ruin!)
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was a spoon.
(dun dun duuuun)
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(This will not end well, will it?)
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Only he could
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Write History anew,
(Seriously this will end just as bad as the first one, we need Mr.Walrus and Racercowan back for this.............)
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all by swallowing
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a flaming chainsaw.
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For he was
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about to embark
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on an ostrich
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which was wielding
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A smaller ostrich
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With Copperfield's Hat
(just had to guys sorry.)
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which suddenly managed
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To Summon the
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Great Wall of
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Ramen Sushi to
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With Copperfield's Hat
(just had to guys sorry.)
(you know, you and Spoon are the only ones who've been around long enough to remember that. Even I've only been around since September)
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help fight against
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With Copperfield's Hat
(just had to guys sorry.)
(you know, you and Spoon are the only ones who've been around long enough to remember that. Even I've only been around since September)
(That is just sad to think about.)
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a minor dwarf
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With Copperfield's Hat
(just had to guys sorry.)
( :D)
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. The dwarf leaped
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between various assorted
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shelves of bread
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towards Mr. Johnson
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whose mental condition
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was seriously questionable
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and really quite
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delusional. The hallucination
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that ensued in
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his head started
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to dance around
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with the platypus
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whose tail was
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constantly exploding with
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techno music awesomeness
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, from this awesomness
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spawned a beaked
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dragon and killed
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many different types
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of colourful mimes
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made of frosting.
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Along the journey
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Johnson acquires some
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ninja training which
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he can shoot
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lasers from his
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fingertips, as well
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Johnson's Laser Fingers
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can release small
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shots of whiskey
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made by Yiski.
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Yiski Whiskey contributed
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to Johnssons hallucinations
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allowing the dwarf
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to grow a
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massive kazoo-shaped mango
(yes, kazoo-shaped is one word)
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and he ate
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heartily from the
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stockpile that pixies
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Painstakingly stole from
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the Platypus Overlords.
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It was then
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a giant stuffed
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Marmalade dragon heaved
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on the back
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of a whale
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whose tulip gardens
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were the envy
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of all volcanoes
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in the land
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. Johnson cowered before
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Zill as he
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realized how OP
(sorry, just had to)
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the Nerf crossbow
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was compared to
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Plushie airships and
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a jello velociraptor.
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Zill then fires
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And stuck his
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OP to his
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Raptor rocket launcher
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And shot it
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at Sgt. Spoon
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Who called up
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an overpowered Junker
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whose rainbow balloon
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was a pony
(I'm not a brony, but that just came to mind)
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Captained by the
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universe famous chipmuck
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. Johnson dug a
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trench, in which
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A mammoth bone
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Began glowing with
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Supernatural powers from
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God's RPG which
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exploded in the
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(What the hell xd)
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concaves of Johnson's
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(Sorry spoon I had to)
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YOU USED FOUR
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(wait, I actually put only three, I didn't put inner. Or did I? Honestly I don't remember, but its should only end in Johnson)
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(fixed it for you, BdrLine)
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manly nervous system
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every damn forum
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had ever wanted.
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A combo breaker
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broke a combo (you don't say...)
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that was quite
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Long and hard
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much like Johnson's
(I'm just setting this up for disaster XD)
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lower intestine in
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three hundred years.
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With the flick
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Of a switch
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the tiled floor
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became a mosaic
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death trap of
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hungry potatoes and
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sharks with "lasers"
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. Enthralled by the
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idea of flabbergastingly
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Johnson teleported to
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the kingdom of
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(I'm pretty sure that a verb should have followed flabbergastingly)
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metres. Colourful manoeuvres
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couldn't prevent Johnson
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from being mad
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and sexy so
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when the clock
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struck 9:00, soon
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some hipster chipmunks
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and Captain Copperfield
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suddenly dropped dead.
(ha!)
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(no mere death can stop Copperfield! He's already died two times)
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And Trips Forward
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in time towards
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a psychedelic sky
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Copperfield Awoke with
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an embarrassed Platypus
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who gave birth
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to a massive
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Sky Whale who
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gave birth to
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Lord Dick Tim
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. His obsession with
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cloud whales evident
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, Tim attacked Johnson
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with spirit fingers
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and copyrighted attacks
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which uncopyrighted themselves
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none may discuss
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whether he tried
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A great spirit
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for mass murder.
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was unclear however
(Has anyone noticed the lack of nonessential conversation in this iteration of the Three Word Story?)
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(even more noticeable is the fact that you started a new sentence with "was unclear however")
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(Should we continue? Or someone start a new story with three new words?)
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(Maybe. This one isn't really going anywhere.)
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(Nothing compares to the old, just saying, then again this happened in the second iteration The Four Word Story)
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(Nothing compares to the old, just saying, then again this happened in the second iteration The Four Word Story)
(you mean when they entered a different dimension and blew up the galaxy/dimension from within, or something like that xD )
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(Nothing compares to the old, just saying, then again this happened in the second iteration The Four Word Story)
(you mean when they entered a different dimension and blew up the galaxy/dimension from within, or something like that xD )
(I think so)
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(Did some digging and I almost forgot about my own thread, so should I start a whole new story thread or a new one on here?)
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The Universe Exploded. (I've missed this thread. I would ask people to fill me in on what's up, but...)
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We watched from
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the darkness of
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the necromancer's soul
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though necromancy is
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(you guys know every new story is bound by The Curse )
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bound by the
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Floppy tailcoat of
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commodore lockheart's little
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pet badger, Beatrice
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with the power
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of 40 little
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walnuts that are
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radioactive with love.
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Love radiation transmits
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through the clouds
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summoning the amours
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from skies unknown
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. The elders frowned
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as Lord Mcduffin
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quacked at the
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cow and said "
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your milk tastes
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like sharpened lemmings
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." When clearly the
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milk was poisend
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. Alas, with the
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Cow attacking McDuffin
(The curse guys)
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none could hear
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the epic battle
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in the microwave
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. McDuffin pulls out
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his treasured popcorn
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butter launcher and
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drowns the microwave
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in glorious Tea!
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However none expected
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the microwave lemmings
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to gain intelligence
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. These lemmings used
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giant microscopic inflating
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zebras as cavalry
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,which has lasers
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to cut through
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microscopes, telescopes, horoscopes,
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and oscilloscopes. Thus
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Austro-Hungarian Motor Hammers
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help the lemmings
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win their freedom
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and fight for
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The start of... my adventures in the island of make believe, Mr. Johnson said slowly. As he raised his revolver against the golden platypus , it spoke to a dark yerning to commit murder against frosty little gingerbread men. Johnson put down his ridiculously large gun and ate it with a large spoon and knife.
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the glory of
(skipping Keon's post, though I would like to see the story recapped.)
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MURICA and it's
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apple pie flavored
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moonshine, with extra
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Hair. Slowly it
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became obvious humanity
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wanted to overthrow
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the evil lemmings
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and the Combine
(just watch somebody throw the word Harvester in XD)
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from their status
(no harvesters here)
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. McDuffin and Cow
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realized these lemmings
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will fire rainbow
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(Obviously, yes, skip my posts of recap.)
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and harvest souls
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. And hence they
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wrote a seranade
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that exploded the
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combustible lemons causing
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cataclysmic ecstasy from
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the North Pole.
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Johnson woke up
(I'm bringing Johnson back!)
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from his gingerbread
(I am bringing gingerbread back)
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induced sleep and
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eviscerated the lemmings
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to Narnia. Johnson
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then collapsed on
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the command of
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the one and
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kissed a turtle
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on its buttocks.
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while making tea
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The turtle ate
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small little souls
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from the crystal
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of lockheart and
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and Cow's pajamas.
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As the evil
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soul shards focused
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turtle prepared ninjutsu
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with silent words
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he farted loud
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and gassed everyone
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with muffin scented
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gloriously anomalous gases.
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(You know who we need back here?)
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(Walrus? racercowan?)
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while N-sunderland punched
(c'mon we all want to see N-sunderland punch his microphone)
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the warp drive (yah know, like, punching the warp drive? I'm sure they say that somewhere.) (Walrus)
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to Ludicrous Speed
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Which hit plaid
(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
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fabric of universe
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like a squid
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eating a spire.
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(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
(Maybe if we build some kind of beacons and light them on fire)
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The resulting explosion
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created a colorful
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swarm of bees
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That lambasted about
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something while swallow
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(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
(Maybe if we build some kind of beacons and light them on fire)
(what should we burn?)
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(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
(Maybe if we build some kind of beacons and light them on fire)
(what should we burn?)
(Shink, since it's probably his fault that they're gone)
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(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
(Maybe if we build some kind of beacons and light them on fire)
(what should we burn?)
(Shink, since it's probably his fault that they're gone)
(More then likely)
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(Walrus and racercowan, COME BACK TO US!!!!)
(Maybe if we build some kind of beacons and light them on fire)
(what should we burn?)
(Shink, since it's probably his fault that they're gone)
(More then likely)
(Not here too :P)
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something while swallow
commentated on the
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mistakes of qwerty
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(shouldn't it be the other way around? :P)
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(thats the fun part, we could make this a three word fan fiction...)
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and then fainted
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. N-Sunderland suddenly appears
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and disappears again.
(I am NOT letting you drag me into this :P)
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Before he disappeared,
(yes but I will do it by force if I have to)
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he Honeybadgered the
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Door off of
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nothing and disappeared.
(I will continue fighting my way out)
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into here again ( :P )
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Where he continued
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To try and
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hold morbie close
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(Invalid post. You can't continue a sentence after a period.)
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(We ignore your grammar, and substitute our own :P)
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as their heads
(now kiss ;P)
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came together in
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a slow speed
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union of manly
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and they finally
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met in a
(erotic kiss)
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disappearance. N-Sunderland died.
(see, now I have to kill myself off!)
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But was resurrected
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then died irreversibly.
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Before he died,
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he did nothing.
(I'm NOT letting you get this one :P)
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Except drinking a
(yes you are)
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nothing. He died.
(A, you have to stop breaking the rules of punctuation. B, NO)
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(Rule nr. 1 in the story threads. Break all the punctuation :P)
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(Hmm why do I sense a little parallelism. If anyone knows what I mean :) )
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(this was normal, trust me)
Moving away from
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Luxembourg, Johnson shot
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a magical oxen
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Towing carts of
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weapon grade plushies
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which spilled over
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and caused major
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panic throughout the
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City of Detroit.
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Once the plushies
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were spotted over
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Detroit, people laughed
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thinking them a
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Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
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very nice joke
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Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
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( :D)
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until they shot
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Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
(lol wait, are you actually? The Minneapolis thing is an inside joke around here)
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flying waffle irons
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made of antimatter.
Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
(lol wait, are you actually? The Minneapolis thing is an inside joke around here)
(I live in central Minnesota, fairly close to Minneapolis. Does the joke involve sky whales and rutabagas? or something beet-like.)
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made of antimatter.
Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
(lol wait, are you actually? The Minneapolis thing is an inside joke around here)
(I live in central Minnesota, fairly close to Minneapolis. Does the joke involve sky whales and rutabagas? or something beet-like.)
(It does involve rutabagas. I suppose you've seen it posted before or something?)
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made of antimatter.
Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
(lol wait, are you actually? The Minneapolis thing is an inside joke around here)
(I live in central Minnesota, fairly close to Minneapolis. Does the joke involve sky whales and rutabagas? or something beet-like.)
(It does involve rutabagas. I suppose you've seen it posted before or something?)
(Am I correct in the picture I'm thinking of?)
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Where cast away
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volleyballs control the
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plushies, nobody could
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comprehend the cuteness
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which devoured their
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Time and money
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. Now destitute from
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made of antimatter.
Detroit, people laughed
(Dammit, you were supposed to say Minneapolis :P)
(WHAT?!? How do you know where I'm from?!?!?!?! :o I blame the sky whales, they were never good at keeping secrets....)
(lol wait, are you actually? The Minneapolis thing is an inside joke around here)
(I live in central Minnesota, fairly close to Minneapolis. Does the joke involve sky whales and rutabagas? or something beet-like.)
(It does involve rutabagas. I suppose you've seen it posted before or something?)
(I just saw it a few days ago, after I posted "Detroit, people laughed")
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the great atrocity
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Johnson stumbled into
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the cave of
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oblong nuclear chickadees
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begging for a(n)
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huge cockamamie chicken
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That could eat
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the souls of
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Cliffs and mountains
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. Creeping in the
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Woodwork was a
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termite ninja assassin
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whose fleece was
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torn and bloodstained.
(did you really expect me to say white as snow? :P)
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A valiant warrior
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torn and bloodstained.
(did you really expect me to say white as snow? :P)
(Naw, its the Pit, so why should there be the logical answer, in fact it would have been illogical to put the logical answer where all logic has been throw out the window in this thread. :P )
who worship Bacon
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who worshiped Bacon
(ftfy)
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and shunned whatever
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potato heresy that
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extruded starchy badness
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Upon Sunderland's Bacon
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One day the
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(Fire Nation attacked :P)
assassin's mother levitated
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Rutabagas over Minneapolis
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and I pooped.
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Seven different magicians
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died, The End.
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However a new
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player kissed RearAdmiralZil
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player kissed RearAdmiralZill
(ftfy)
reviving him and
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riding into the
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sunset. N-Sunderland died.
(just making sure, 'cause you never know)
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But returned as
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O-Sunderland the mighty
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crashed his ship.
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Then Shink came
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; 'twas his fault.
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The constant resurrections
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of P-Sunderland's soul
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were non-existent. Death.
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Couldn't stop Copperfield
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(STOP RAPING PUNCTUATION)
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Immortal Sunderland returned
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(Ok, now you're screwing with me in two ways)
but wasn't immortal.
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(Can someone make a recap, I want to see the hilariousness we caused :p )
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But his dog
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truly despised Sunderland
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. Nobody ever cared.
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That today david
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would wear Q-Sunderland's
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. All Sunderlands died.
(if you keep on killing the poor English language's punctuation, I shall respond in kind)
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(Sunderland you should know these things by now, it only works if it makes sense. If not then you dig a grave that is not yours.)
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But in another
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universe O-Sunderland is
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biding his time
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nowhere at all.
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Hidden in nothingness
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, shrouded in darkness
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, surrounded by gloom
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he reaches out
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at your soul
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and dies forever.
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(I should rename this to "Harass N-Sunderland Game")
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(You could use your MOD powers to remove all reference to yourself, I am only harassing you because you are breaking up the flow of the story with your short sentences and abuse of grammar)
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(Those are only occuring as a result of the harassment.)
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(but your response to the harassment comes off as a challenge for us to resume the story in spite of your blunt injections)
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Caught in a
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landslide, no escape
(You know where this is going)
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in total darkness
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the final countdown!
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is counting down. ( :P )
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When the countdown
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counts down things
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like a countdown.
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The countdown was
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very similar to
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a faster countdown
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which Mr. Johnson
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once shat on
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while riding a
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BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE GREAT MR WALRUS I COMMAND THIS THREAD TO MAKE SENSE!
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Silly Keon, remember, logic never could win that fight :D
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multi-colored ill-tempered Odobenus-rosmarus. (dot)
(the last word is a sham... should be two words..awwr what ever :P)
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while groping sunderland's
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horse's small head.
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As Lockheart drove
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his gangster unicycle
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into a hospital
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in which N-Sunderland
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had never been.
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For the Tanith
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(Carthaginian moon goddess?)
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First and Only (I really hope this is where you were going.....)
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(We so went there!)
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Gaunt asked "Do
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you like tea?"
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"Well, in fact
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I do." Replied
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Larkin from his
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secret moon base
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in Florida, USA.
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The moonbase had
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Freddie Mercury clones
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armed with massive
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super tesla guns
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Which McDuffin command
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let there be
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"CHEESE FOR ALL!"
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. And so the
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water buffalo said, "
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Man, you crazy."
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. The Carthaginian responded
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"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
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At which point
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The Space Navy
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Boarded the planet
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Using nano-harpoon lasers
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and elephant warriors
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, and talked peacefully
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he pulls out
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Techno flammable Bacon
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and married N-Sunderland
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's empty mailbox.
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N-Sunderland grew angry
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and committed suicide.
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His body falling
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, Johnson ate beetles.
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But then N-Sunderland
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was already dead.
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But was resurrected.
(Here we go again lol :P)
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He died forever.
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And then undied,
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Abraham Lincoln smiled.
(I'm not letting this happen)
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(Wow, what a suicidal maniac.)
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Abraham took N-Sunderland
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and gave him
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nothing. Death everywhere.
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Back in Purgatory
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N-Sunderland was judged
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but nothing happened.
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His soul was
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placed in here
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but it wasn't.
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Then it was
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, so once again
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N-Sunderland was resurrected
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And found salvation
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but he wasn't!
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(Sunderland! Thy lord bacon calls thee back to the light.)
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: he was dead.
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Sunderland's cursed tomb...
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lies in the
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Anvalan grave union
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of engineers...district (?)
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12, where every
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(Wait, how did I miss all those posts? Please leave me alone.)
N-Sunderland never was.
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Sunderland, why do you object to your cursed tomb?
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because coldcurse posessed
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The mighty ducks
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who lost every
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game of snooker
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they played with
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the robots of
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omicron persei 8.
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Therefore, N-Sunderland's fate
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was entirely inconsequential.
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While sunderland humped
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in Coldcurse's fantasy,
(That's right Coldcurse, now you're a pervert in this story. Never try that again.)
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Three wise men
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saw Coldcurse's perverted
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dream, puking out
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rainbows and waterfalls
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made of Moonshine.
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The wise men
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instantly recognized this
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and dreamed, themselves
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doing as such
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no harm to
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any animals were
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during this production
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of giant malicious
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crabs. However, the
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ten bloodthirsty barbarians
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ignored OSHA's regulations
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and against all
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odds they began
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to construct a
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bowl of pasta
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. Trying to defeat
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everyone was tiring
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for our heroes
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but the pasta
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fair, Ian's favourite
(Yes, I made that joke. Very sorry.)
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howled in pain
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as someone ate
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it, leading to
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death, The End.
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All was lost
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, save for Johnson's
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Assault Rifle, which
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soon died horribly.
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However, N-Sunderland didn't
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(oh come on, leave me alone for once!)
seem to exist.
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For five years,
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he had eaten
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cake without fire
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and with some
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hemlock, he died.
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But none mourned
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him, because he's
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an insane pilot
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with a need
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for saucy chipmunks.
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In times like
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the ones he
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imagined on the
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fluffy space unicorn
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,he came to
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a realization that
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all men are
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My Little Pony
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exterminators, which is
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horrible. That show
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with snow white
-
and Danny Glover
-
quickly became canniballists
-
rivers and oceans.
-
T'was a dark
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pair of slacks
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that first arroused
-
a duck flying
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and being shot
-
at by lasers.
-
While qwerty was
-
being qwerty at
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qwertycon (shuddup it's a convention where guys cosplay as anime qwerties) those other
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qwertaku's followed him
-
making Qwerty leader
-
of a pack
-
***
OOC
***
I was gonna put down 3 words except i dont know what you guys are talking about anymore soo... carry on
-
(ignoring the last post.)
Qwertys from a
-
(we are talking about qwerty cosplaying as himself at a qwerty convention.
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Cornish pasty shop
-
(Welcome back Gryphos)
-
(Welcome back Gryphos)
(I'm not actually back yet. God bless modern campsites, I can actually get a connection on my phone)
-
(Welcome back Gryphos)
(I'm not actually back yet. God bless modern campsites, I can actually get a connection on my phone)
(WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!)
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Cornish pasty shop
Start shooting large
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Explosive cakes at
-
their own reflections
-
. These Qwertys are
-
very deadly and
-
expert bakery assassins.
-
But no amount
-
of chocolate filled
-
(this is page forty-two, use it wisely.)
oversized anime eyes
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and vogon poetry
-
could prepare our
-
towels and guides
-
for the total
-
orgy of delicious
-
fish that the
-
dolphins definitely appreciated
-
. However, the mice
-
threw off their
-
gloves for a
-
attempted brain removal.
-
Zee sphess vhales
-
alf lunded un
-
," he said as
-
the scalpel dissolved
-
in his mouth
-
not his hands
-
So then he
-
summoned a dancing
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Guido slave that
-
Fought for freedom
-
but was captured
-
By Johnson who
-
used said slave
-
to seduce a
-
Homeless guy. He
-
took the hobo
-
and shoved him
-
into the closet
-
of Copperfield's hats
-
. There inside, Johnson
-
took the slave
-
and threw hats
-
onto said slave
-
Until it got
-
TF2 syndrome, a
-
special disease that
-
causes people to
-
turn into Bacon.
(Hail to thee oh holy Sky Bacon!)
-
The bacon slave
-
The Bacon slave
Ftfy :P
submitted himself to
-
(Hail to thee, oh holy Bacon!)
Bacon and many
-
times requested syrup
-
to go with
-
his Bacony crumpets.
-
In Bacon he
-
was worshiping the
(heh, looks like it passed #666 time for a plot twist?)
-
Bacon so harvested
-
A.K.A. Soylent Bacon.
-
From the Harvest
-
of pigs also
-
brought forth Mr.
-
N-Sunderland to eat
-
the flesh of
-
nothing. STOP IT.
-
The author's angry
-
denials only proved
-
his feelings for
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RethBurn and his
-
lusciously seductive tails.
-
Such tails can
-
Slither down the
-
cold sweaty back
-
of a moose.
(that's the first thing that came to mind. What did you expect from a Canadian?)
-
The moose frantically
(I expect a comprehensive state run healthcare system and the Queen's face on the money from you Canadian types.)
-
apologized for the
-
(oh dear, what have I done?!?)
-
spilled maple syrup
-
and the mess.
-
However, by Canadian
-
standards, this was
-
a disaster of
-
epic proportions as
-
Canadians are polite.
-
Yet secretly Canadians
-
are even more
-
crazy polite and
-
considerate than the
-
country below them.
(:P)
-
In said country
-
The people are
-
keen to avoid
-
sticky maple syrup
-
at nightfall when
-
N-Sunderland reaps souls.
-
Fearing the Sunderland
-
Americans all decided
-
to do nothing.
-
But then they
-
died, America extinct
-
.Everyone else celebrated
-
except the Canadians,
-
who apologized profusely
-
. The Brits, however,
-
blamed N-Sunderland. Later
-
also blaming Shink
-
For his actions
-
against all of
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A south-London Greg's
-
Personal robotic servants
-
. Without his robotic
-
servants, he slowly
-
Dissolved in sugary
-
Earl Grey tea.
-
Captain Picard came
-
by beaming down
-
from the Voyager
(Kill me if you wish! Voyager was an awesome ship.)
-
wielding Yiski's flaregun
-
wielding Sunderlandi's flaregun
Ftfy :P
-
and violent thoughts.
-
Before the Captain
-
beamed down, he
-
ravished the lusty
-
Argonian Maid, whom
-
Kirk had already
-
Bought jellybeans filled
-
with jelly, however
-
Spock ate them.
-
So Kirk said
-
"how dare you
-
eat my precious
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jelly, what kind
-
of logic would
-
permit such atrocity?
-
" Then Kirk suddenly
-
Somebody needs to write this up into a full story.
-
gave Spock a
-
firm reprimand on
-
him and his
-
pointy-eared vulcan nature
-
lacking the passion
-
of the Borg.
-
Suddenly Bill Murray
-
stormed in with
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with cakes and
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and a stammer
-
shouting "K-K-Kirk why
-
would you let
-
Spock and Picard
-
make violently vivacious
-
GoI Rule 34?!"
-
Turning to Murray
-
a wildly inappropriate
-
forum post appeared.
-
Kirk drew his
-
posing naked crew
-
and then realized
-
He has Spock
-
On His back
-
He died. ~FIN
-
( now what?)
-
, first name Huckleberry
(FIN is the name of another new character)
-
(Vets of the first 3 word story come hither!)
set off with
-
his trusty side
-
spatula and baking
-
oven to try
-
and create a
-
giant lasagna fort
-
. The fort will
-
Successfully attract Italians
-
to revive Kirk
-
from his grave.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R7PZ2EMTkuU/TdFqODgJQWI/AAAAAAAAAUM/ofQ6ZLIuhKk/s1600/James_R_Kirk_tombstone.jpg)
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Meanwhile at the
-
bar that we
-
, the greatest Italian
-
assassins, built to
-
drink to Odin
-
, as a testament
-
to cheesy crusted
-
mushrooms shaped jello.
-
when N-Sunderland arrived
-
adorned in majestic
-
death. Everybody stopped
(Sunderland stuff is getting slightly old)
-
and blamed shinkurex.
(i know its old, but its legend.)
-
When Coldcurse said
-
"I love cute
(we get to put words in Coldcurses mouth now? This will be good :) )
-
little plushies that
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ride on rainbows
-
made of icecream
-
, and I hate
-
waffles made from
-
the souls of
-
smelly hiking shoes
-
and buried threads.
-
" None were surprised
-
of his reply.
-
coldcurse sighed loudly
-
as his life
-
has never excisted
-
without pony friends
-
except little jawjee
-
was so fabulous
-
at forgetting the "."
-
The subject went
-
off track because
-
of the intelligence
-
went missing. Meanwhile
-
, Cold and Jawjee
-
went drinking at
-
a family reunion
-
of medieval souls.
-
Our boredom was
-
so great that
-
we couldn't stop
-
spamming this topic
-
nor Shink's topic
-
and the forum
-
closed its gates
-
because we doomed
-
the entire humanity
-
arisen organized crime
-
against those who
-
Held the dough.
-
A totally unrelated
-
hippopotamus came along
-
and then left.
-
It returned, armed
-
by Gryphos Fellfeather
-
with an awesome
-
Griffin mounted heavy
-
soul stealing device
-
that drank tea.
-
(For the love of god, someone artistic needs to draw a griffin-mounted heavy soul stealing device that drinks tea)
-
The tea was
-
actually beer, which
-
was actually tea,
-
Which was delicious
-
, unlike most tea
-
, beer tea is
-
actually rum coffee.
-
The confusion they
-
had all caused
-
with beer tea
-
only multiplied when
-
Techno-Flammable Bacon
-
turned into 'MURICA.
-
Murica was dressed
-
in bacon strips
-
and many guns
-
that shoot freedom
-
. Oh, the symbolism
-
pie tasted like
-
M(839r F*#@&n' Freedom
-
That was all.
-
However Fin, first
-
placed pie eating
-
pie on a
-
pie named Piemanlives
-
whilst also eating
-
twelve vegetarian tacos
-
eleven smothered burritos,
-
ten tribble trifles,
-
three bricks of
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Fruitcake, nine lesmok
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plushy filled dolls
-
,strawberries flavoured donuts
-
and a goat.
-
... eight echidna hamburgers,
(the ninth day of christmas was a bit more fun filled than usual :D)
-
fiiiiiive goooold flaaaaares,
-
4 bursting flaks!
-
Wait we forgot
-
the seven swabbies
-
Three dead Squids
-
that smelled really
-
like strong chloroforn
-
. Six Red herrings,
-
Gentlemen I'll have to stop your there temporarily because I felt like reading this from the beginning to see what I missed out in joining in quite late and decided to make myself the self appointed scribe of this thread and rewrite the whole thing... Almost an hour and a half so that's like 1 page a minute, woot!
The funniest parts for me were Sunderland getting harassed :3
This entire time I was worrying I'd get to a page and find someone had already rewrote everything up to that point and I'd have to *facepalm* myself over and over. Phew...
The story began when Johnson first said
The start of my adventures in the island of make believe, Mr. Johnson said slowly. As he raised his revolver against the golden platypus, it spoke to a dark yearning to commit murder against frosty little gingerbread men. Johnson put down his ridiculously large gun and ate it with a large spoon and knife. Johnson then abbreviated his mental condition which turned out to be Psychotic Academic Xenophobia (PAX). He stared at his sword which was a spoon. Only he could write history anew, all by swallowing a flaming chainsaw. For he was about to embark on an ostrich which was wielding a smaller ostrich with Copperfields' hat which suddenly managed to summon the great wall of Ramen Sushi to help fight against a minor dwarf.
The dwarf leaped between various assorted shelves of bread towards Mr. Johnson whose mental condition was seriously questionable and really quite delusional. The hallucination that ensued in his head started to dance around with the platypus whos’ tail was constantly exploding with techno music awesomeness, from this awesomeness spawned a beaked dragon and killed many different types of colourful mimes made of frosting.
Along the journey Johnson acquires some ninja training which he can shoot lasers from his fingertips, as well Johnsons' laser fingers can release small shots of whiskey made by Yiski. Yiski Whiskey contributed to Johnsons' hallucinations allowing the dwarf to grow a massive kazoo-shaped mango and he ate heartily from the stockpile that pixies painstakingly stole from the Platypus Overlords. It was then a giant stuffed marmalade dragon heaved on the back of a whale whose tulip gardens were the envy of all volcanoes in the land.
Johnson cowered before Zill as he realised how OP the Nerf crossbow was compared to pushy airships and a jell-o Velociraptor. Zill then fires and stuck his OP to his raptor rocket launcher and shot it at Sgt. Spoon who called up an overpowered Junker whos rainbow balloon was a pony captained by the universe famous chipmunk. Johnson dug a trench, in which a mammoth bone began glowing with supernatural powers from Gods' RPG which exploded in the concaves of Johnsons' manly nervous system every damn forum had ever wanted.
A combo breaker broke a combo that was quite long and hard much like Johnsons' lower intestine in three hundred years. With the flick of a switch the tiled floor became a mosaic death trap of hungry potatoes and sharks with "lasers". Enthralled by the idea of flabbergastingly. Johnson teleported to the kingdom of metres. Colourful manoeuvres couldn't prevent Johnson from being mad and sexy so when the clock struck 9:00, soon some hipster chipmunks and Captain Copperfield suddenly dropped dead. And trips forward in time towards a psychedelic sky. Copperfield awoke with an embarrassed platypus who gave birth to a massive Sky Whale who gave birth to Lord Dick Tim.
His obsession with cloud whales evident, Tim attacked Johnson with spirit fingers and copyrighted attacks which uncopyrighted themselves none may discuss whether he tried a great spirit for mass murder. Was unclear however the universe exploded. We watched from the darkness of the necromancers' soul though necromancy is bound by the floppy tailcoat of Commodore Lockhearts' little pet badger, Beatrice with the power of 40 little walnuts that are radioactive with love. Love radiation transmits through the clouds summoning the amours from skies unknown. The elders frowned as Lord Mcduffin quacked at the cow and said "Your milk tastes like sharpened lemmings." When clearly the milk was poisoned. Alas with the cow attacking McDuffin none could hear the epic battle in the microwave. McDuffin pulls out his treasured popcorn butter launcher and drowns the microwave in glorious tea!
However none expected the microwave lemmings to gain intelligence. These lemmings used giant microscopic inflating zebras as cavalry, which has lasers to cut through microscopes, telescopes, horoscopes and oscilloscopes. Thus Austro-Hungarian Motor Hammers help the lemmings win their freedom and fight for the glory of MURICA and its apple pie flavoured moonshine, with extra Hair. Slowly it became obvious humanity wanted to overthrow the evil lemmings and the Combine from their status. McDuffin and Cow realised these lemmings will fire rainbow and harvest souls. And hence they wrote a serenade that exploded the combustible lemons causing cataclysmic ecstasy from the North Pole.
Johnson woke up from his gingerbread induced sleep and eviscerated the lemmings to Narnia. Johnson then collapsed on the command of one and kissed a turtle on its buttocks. While making tea the turtle ate small little souls from the Crystal of LockHeart and cows pyjamas. As the evil soul shards focused turtle prepared ninjutsu with silent words he farted loud and gassed everyone with muffin scented gloriously anomalous gases.
While N-Sunderland punched the warp drive to ludicrous speed which hit plaid fabric of universe like a Squid eating a Spire. The resulting explosion created a colourful swarm of bees that lambasted about something while Swallow commented on the mistakes of Qwerty and then fainted. N-Sunderland suddenly appears and disappears again. Before he disappeared he HoneyBadgered the door off of nothing and disappeared into here again where he continued to try and hold Morbie close as their heads came together in a slow speed union of manly and they finally met in disappearance. N-Sunderland died. But was resurrected then died irreversibly. Before he died, he did nothing. Except drinking a nothing. He died.
Moving away from Luxembourg, Johnson shot a magical oxen towing carts of weapon grade plushies which spilled over and caused major panic throughout the city of Detroit. Once the plushies were spotted over Detroit, people laughed thinking them a very nice joke until they shot flying waffle irons where cast away volleyballs control the plushies, nobody could comprehend the cuteness which devoured their time and money. Now destitute from the great atrocity Johnson stumbled into the cave of oblong nuclear chickadees begging for a huge cockamamie chicken that could eat the souls of cliffs and mountains. Creeping in the woodwork was a termite ninja assassin whose fleece was torn and bloodstained. A valiant warrior who worship bacon and shunned whatever potato heresy that extruded starchy badness upon Sunderlands' bacon. One day the assassins' mother levitated Rutabagas over Minneapolis and I pooped
Seven different magicians died. The end.
However a new player kissed RearAdmiralZil reviving him and riding into the sunset. N-Sunderland died. But returned as O-Sunderland the mighty. Crashed his ship. Then Shink came; 'twas his fault. The constant resurrections of P-Sunderlands' soul were non-existent. Death couldn't stop Copperfield. Immortal Sunderland returned but wasn't immortal. but his dog truly despised Sunderland. Nobody ever cared that today David would wear Q-Sunderlands'. All Sunderlands died. But in another universe O-Sunderland is biding his time nowhere at all. Hidden in nothingness, shrouded in darkness, surrounded by gloom he reaches out at your soul and dies forever.
Caught in a landslide, no escape in total darkness the final countdown is counting down! When the countdown counts down things like a countdown. The countdown was very similar to a faster countdown which Mr. Johnson once shat on while riding a multi-coloured ill-tempered Odobenus-Rosmarus. While groping Sunderlands' horses small head as Lockheart drove his gangster unicycle into a hospital in which N-Sunderland had never been. For the Tanith first and only Gaunt asked "Do you like tea?"
"Well, in fact I do." Replied Larkin from his secret moon base in Florida, USA. The moonbase had Freddie Mercury clones armed with massive super tesla guns
which McDuffin command let there be "CHEESE FOR ALL!" And so the water buffalo said,
"Man, you crazy". The Carthaginian responded
"FOR THE EMPEROR!". At which point the space navy boarded the planet using nano-harpoon lasers and elephant warriors, and talked peacefully. He pulls outs techno flammable bacon and married N-Sunderlands' empty mailbox.
N-Sunderland grew angry and committed suicide. His body falling, Johnson ate beetles. But then N-Sunderland was already dead. But was resurrected. He died forever. And then undied, Abraham Lincoln smiled. Abraham took N-Sunderland and gave him nothing. Death everywhere.
Back in purgatory N-Sunderland was judged but nothing happened. His soul was placed in here but it wasn't. Then it was, so once again N-Sunderland was resurrected and found salvation but he wasn’t!: he was dead. Sunderlands’ cursed tomb... lies in the Anvalan grave union of engineers... district 12 where every N-Sunderland never was. Because Coldcurse possessed the mighty ducks who lost every game of snooker they played with the robots of Omicron Persei 8. Therefore, N-Sunderlands’ fate was entirely inconsequential.
While Sunderland humped in Coldcurses’ fantasy, three wise men saw Coldcurses’ perverted dream puking out rainbows and waterfalls made of Moonshine. The wise men instantly recognised this and dreamed, themselves doing as such no harm to any animals were during this production of giant malicious crabs. However, the ten bloodthirsty barbarians ignored OSHAs’ regulations and against all odds they began to construct a bowl of pasta. Trying to defeat everyone was tiring for our heroes but the pasta fair, Ians’ favourite howled in pain as someone ate it, leading to death, the end.
All was lost, save for Johnsons’ assault rifle, which soon died horribly. However, N-Sunderland didn’t seem to exist. For five years, he had eaten cake without fire and with some hemlock, he died. But none mourned him, because he’s an insane pilot with a need for saucy chipmunks. In times like the ones he imagined on the fluffy space unicorn, he came to a realisation that all men are My Little Pony exterminators, which is horrible. That show with snow white and Danny Glover quickly became canniballists rivers and oceans.
T’was a dark pair of slacks that first aroused a duck flying and being shot at by lasers. While Qwerty was being Qwerty at Qwertycon those other Qwertakus’ followed him making Qwerty leader of a pack Qwertys from a Cornish pasty shop start shooting large explosive cakes at their own reflections. These Qwertys are very deadly and expert bakery assassins. But no amount of chocolate filled oversized anime eyes and Vogen poetry could prepare our towels and guides for the total orgy of delicious fish that the dolphins definitely appreciated. However, the mice threw off their gloves for a attempted brain removal. Zee sphess vhales alf lunded un, he said as the scalpel dissolved in his mouth not his hands so then he summoned a dancing Guido slave that fought for freedom but was captured by Johnson who used said slave to seduce a homeless guy. He took the hobo and shoved him into the closet of Copperfields’ hats. There inside, Johnson took the slave and threw hats onto said slave until it got TF2 syndrome, a special disease that causes people to turn into Bacon.
The bacon slave submitted himself to bacon and many times requested syrup to go with his bacony crumpets. In bacon he was worshipping the bacon so harvested A.K.A. Soylent bacon. From the harvest of pigs also brought forth Mr. N-Sunderland to eat the flesh of nothing. STOP IT.
The authors’ angry denials only proved his feelings for RethBurn and his lusciously sesductive tails. Such tails can slither down the cold sweaty back of a moose. The moose frantically apologised for the spilled maple syrup and the mess However, by the Canadian standards, this was a disaster of epic proportions as Canadians are polite. Yet secretly Canadians are even more crazy polite and considerate than the country below them. In said country the people are keen to avoid sticky maple syrup at nightfall when N-Sunderland reaps souls. Fearing the Sunderland Americans all decided to do nothing. But then they died, America extinct.
Everyone else celebrated except the Canadians, who apologised profusely. The Brits, however blamed N-Sunderland. Later also blaming Shink for hsi actions against all of a South-London Gregs’ personal robotic servants. Without his robotic servants he slowly dissolved in sugary Earl Gray Tea. Captain Picard came by beaming down from the Voyager wielding Yiskis’ flare gun and violent thoughts. Before the captain beamed down, he ravished the lusty Argonian maid whom Kirk had already bought jellybeans filled with jelly however Spock at them. So Kirk said “How dare you eat my precious jelly, what kind of logic would permit such atrocity?” Then Kirk suddenly gave Spock a firm reprimand on him and his pointy eared Vulcan nature lacking the passion of the Borg. Suddenly Bill Murray stormed in with with cakes and and a stammer shouting “K-K-Kirk why would you let spock and Picard make violently vivacious GoI rule 34!?” Turning to Murray a wildly inappropriate forum post appeared Kirk drew his posing naked crew and then realised he has Spock on his back. He died. ~FIN, First name Huckleberry set off with his trusty side spatula and backing oven to try and create a giant lasagna fort. The fort will successfully attract Italians to revive Kirk from his grave.
Meanwhile at the bar that we, the greatest Italian assassins, built to drink to Odin, as a testament to cheesy crusted mushrooms shaped jell-o. When N-Sunderland arrived adorned in majestic death. Everybody stopped and blamed Shinkurex when Coldcurse said “I love cute little plushies that ride on rainbows made of ice cream, and I hate waffles made from the souls of smelly hiking shoes and buried threads. “ None were surprised of his reply. Coldcurse sighed loudly as his life has never existed without pony friends except little JawJee was so fabulous at forgetting the “.” The subject went off track because of the intelligence went missing.
Meanwhile, Cold and JawJee went drinking at a family reunion of medieval souls. Our boredom was so great that we couldn’t stop spamming this topic nor Shinks’ topic and the forum closed its gates because we doomed the entire humanity arisen organised crime against those who held the dough. A totally unrelated hippopotamus came along and then left. It returned, armed by Gryphos Fellfeather with an awesome Griffin mounted heavy soul stealing device that drank tea. The tea was actually beer, which was actually tea which was delicious, unlike most tea, beer tea is actually rum coffee. The confusion they had all caused with beer tea only multiplied when techno-Flammable Bacon turned ino ‘MURICA. Murica was dressed in bacon strips and many guns that shoot freedom. Oh, the symbolism pie tasted like M(839r F*#@&n' Freedom that was all.
However fin, first placed pie eating pie on a pie named Piemanlives whilst also eating twelve vegetarian tacos eleven smothered burritos, ten tribble trifles, three bricks of fruitcake, nine lesmok plushy filled dolls, strawberries flavoured donuts and a goat... eight echidna hamburgers, fiiiiiive goooold flaaaares, 4 bursting flaks! Wait we forgot the seven swabbies, three dead squids that smelled really like strong chloroform. Six red herrings,
And here the story ends... no one knows why.
-
A greater story was never told.
-
. Six Red herrings,
an interrupted song
-
, One Zuka Gunning,
-
, One Zuka Gunning,
(this was a list of food remember :D )
-
(not the flares and flaks)
-
something something something,
-
Four jingling janglers,
(Is this supposed to be like that "on the __ night of christmas" song?)
-
Zill then fires and stuck his OP to his raptor rocket launcher and shot it at Sgt. Spoon who called up an overpowered Junker whos rainbow balloon was a pony captained by the universe famous chipmunk.
(:D ...man, this is exactly why we need sigs on this forum)
-
Zill then fires and stuck his OP to his raptor rocket launcher and shot it at Sgt. Spoon who called up an overpowered Junker whos rainbow balloon was a pony captained by the universe famous chipmunk.
(:D ...man, this is exactly why we need sigs on this forum)
(I call the Griffon mounted heavy soul stealing device that drinks tea)
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Zill then fires and stuck his OP to his raptor rocket launcher and shot it at Sgt. Spoon who called up an overpowered Junker whos rainbow balloon was a pony captained by the universe famous chipmunk.
(:D ...man, this is exactly why we need sigs on this forum)
(I call the Griffon mounted heavy soul stealing device that drinks tea)
(Spoon is back!!! It's been a while for you but, I call the mosaic death trap of hungry potatoes and sharks with "lasers".)
Four jingling janglers,
3 Loch shots.
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The subject went off track because of the intelligence went missing.
(sounds like a bad translation from an old game.)
Two squid rams
-
The subject went off track because of the intelligence went missing.
(sounds like a bad translation from an old game.)
Two squid rams
(cant blame me, blame shink)
in the end
-
The subject went off track because of the intelligence went missing.
(sounds like a bad translation from an old game.)
Two squid rams
(cant blame me, blame shink)
in the end
(have you lot even heard this song before lol? everyone together now....)
, "and a Skyyiiieeewhale
-
Errupting from the sea!
-
Oooooohhhhh, flying through
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Carnage and Debris!
-
He stops Shinkurex
-
Zill then fires and stuck his OP to his raptor rocket launcher and shot it at Sgt. Spoon who called up an overpowered Junker whos rainbow balloon was a pony captained by the universe famous chipmunk.
(:D ...man, this is exactly why we need sigs on this forum)
(I call the Griffon mounted heavy soul stealing device that drinks tea)
(Spoon is back!!! It's been a while for you but, I call the mosaic death trap of hungry potatoes and sharks with "lasers".)
(I'm back! ...in bonefat-black)
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only to find
-
only to find
(you just killed the song there but nevermind)
Spoon singing the
-
Special Spoon Tune
(Wait what song?)
-
composed by RainerZuFall.
(the narwhal song)
-
As soon as
-
a hammer hammered
-
a hammerhead shark.
-
Everything suddenly stopped
-
hammering hammerable things
-
Is a bad
-
sign for sealife.
-
Suddenly Cakeman appeared
-
He is Baked
-
In The Biggest
-
Pie bakery ever.
-
Cakeman was infused
-
with magic and
-
pie to make
-
a wonderful thing
-
, quite wonderful indeed.
-
So wonderful that
-
contained toxic violence
-
was well repressed
-
by solid happyness
-
which didst erupt
-
in a fountain
-
of choclate .(period)
-
s of tasty desserts
(period has to be the first word of the next sentence otherwise you only have 2 words there.
Also, this post has 4 words (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,293.msg52176.html#msg52176) and needs to be fixed somehow)
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which loved fire.
Also, this post has 4 words (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,293.msg52176.html#msg52176) and needs to be fixed somehow)
(so does yours, so shush.)
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(I am pluralising Coldcurses last word, I believe that is in the rules :P )
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which loved fire.
From Scary Dragons
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(I am pluralising Coldcurses last word, I believe that is in the rules :P )
(i tried to fix the problem by leaving 1 word out so balance will be restored)
an egg was
-
fried on a
-
A Llamas elbow
(Do llamas have elbows?)
-
which aren't elbows,
(maybe)
-
It Charged Me
-
a buck fifty
-
For Flare Rounds
-
To be put
-
Under The Door
-
of a ship.
-
Kirk was resurrected
-
and thrown off
-
into the dusty
-
clouds of paritian
-
When Superman Arrived
-
and then miraculously
-
Bench Pressed The
-
3DMark Benchmark of
-
whatever that is
-
. N-Sunderland had ressurrected
-
Kirk because he
-
was Zuka's loyal
-
Fire Friendly Captain
-
of spacey awesomeness.
-
Like Star Trek
-
is to a
-
majestic yellow kangaroo
-
no commen sense,
-
as it was
-
not even worth
-
N-Sunderland's glorious opinion
-
. The Lasagna Fort
-
On N-Sunderland's head,
-
was invaded by
-
GreyT and Deadpool
-
because he was
-
a sovietic captain
-
that shot bubbles.
-
from his nostrils
-
. All at once
-
the Galleons appeared,
-
towing a sky-whale
(Shh it's one word)
-
as it cried
-
"Why would you
-
bring forth this
-
torture to N-Sunderland!"
-
. N-Sunderland was summoned
-
and married a
-
pair of teapots
-
filled with coffee.
-
And so began
-
the journey through
(I think we should really stop using N-Sunderland in here.)
-
It ended Quickly.
-
The pit is
-
being eaten by
-
Coldcurse as he
-
slurps spaghetti noisily
-
and annoys macmacnick.
-
Jawjee is back
-
To jee jaws
-
right in the
-
Face of Coldcurse.
-
Luckily Macmacnick died,
-
and then didn't.
-
Because macmacnick already
-
became Immortal. The
-
immortality was cancelled.
-
And permanently reinstated.
-
And permanently reinstated.
And cancelled again.
(you will not get away macmacnick)
-
Santa was pissed
-
at macmac's attempt
-
to become immortal.
-
So Santa decided
-
that macmac had
-
to die immediately
-
IN A FIRE.
-
Suddenly the Cakes
-
fired the fire
-
at macmac and
-
his hair burnt
-
making him look
-
like my grandpa (OLOLOLO)
-
. Macmac was happy
-
to be bald
(Oh also, PAGE 69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH42)
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and took selfies
(42 xD)
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with a toaster
(I honestly thought no one would ever see it ._.)
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and a toast
(I'm a curious person :D)
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made of bacon
(WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE)
-
with mashed potatoes
( :0 yaaay! ^-^ )
-
and more bacon
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ontop of him
-
and posted them
-
right on myspace
-
and became famous
-
over the interwebs.
-
He got lots
-
oh bacon money
-
and bought dogecoin
-
with Lockheart's tears.
proof here.
(http://i.imgur.com/Bgihggn.jpg)
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Lockheart was crying
-
because Jawjee bit
-
his hand, but
-
Jawjee didn't stop
-
so Lockheart said
-
"PLEASE DON'T BITE
-
ME ANYMORE" and
-
they lived happily
-
for 3 seconds.
-
And 3 words.
-
And 3 ways
-
in 3 days
-
. Suddenly, number 4.
-
Then the apocalypse
-
saved the world.
-
Paradoxically, the arrival
-
of Death, saved
-
N-Sunderland from his
-
miserable, useless life
-
and formerly death
-
but mostly life
-
for some reason.
-
Meanwhile, Jawjee's Cult
-
got all killed
-
and then rebuilt
-
the pizza planet
-
with potato power
-
And cheesy crackers
-
for the overlords
-
Of a place
-
somewhere far away.
-
over the rainbow.
-
The overlords argued
-
about the rainbow
-
and its tendency
-
to be pretty
-
and unleash penguins
-
That can fly
-
across gaping crevasses
-
and d mountains
-
. Johnson's penguins fought
-
Captain Lockheart's airship
-
; it burned horribly
-
and killed Lockheart
-
who was reborn
-
As a skywhale
-
. He flew coyly
-
towards the sun
-
, got too hot
-
and then froze
-
and then melted
-
AND MAILED IT
-
LIKE JACK DOUGLASS
-
whoever that is.
-
So they all
-
opened the mailbox
-
And found the
-
letter they'd expected.
-
It was from
-
MIchelle Pfeiffer's aunt
-
and it said
-
"hello there, oliver"
-
(( o.e ))
and it also
-
told of treasure
-
That only Oliver
-
Could not find.
-
So Oliver decided
-
to not find
-
the treasure. Instead
-
he asked of
-
the treasure he
-
actually wanted, which
-
was Coldcurse's love.
-
Except it wasn't.
-
It was Jawjees'
-
, as everyone knows.
-
But suddenly Jawjee
-
told Oliver "You
-
Are my Love."
-
Oliver thought that
-
this was so
-
Kawaii, and then
-
posted in the
-
Three Word Game
-
About Rethburn's Fanfic.
-
This great epic
-
masterpiece wooed the
-
pants off N-Sunderland
-
. The pants flew
-
in Cheesy's face,
-
obscuring his vision.
-
So he couldn't
-
save the sign-child
-
with his incredible
-
wings of steel
-
. Shouting at Sunderland
-
"KOBAYASHI MRAU!" and
-
it died, horribly.
-
The end. Sad.
-
But the beginning
-
was even worse.
-
However the middle
-
was just average.
-
"Nice book." Said
-
Jacob Fii as
-
the book ignited
-
itself into a
-
rainbow of sparks
-
and lethal electricity.
-
Meanwhile in Yesha
-
, no wait - Anglea.
-
Or maybe Arashi
-
, I think Chaladon
-
or the Fjords?
-
No definitely Chaladon
-
, actually in Firnfeld
-
or Canyon Ambush
-
- I forget where.
-
It was nowhere
-
but simultaneously everywhere
-
and in bed
-
with Yeshan soldiers
-
, the room Sultry,
-
coated in chastity.
-
The musky scent
-
of flaming peasants
-
brought forth Zuka
-
and the ZukaSauce.
-
The crowds roared
-
women fainted and
-
then somersaulted. Men
-
gave up entirely,
-
to count anew
-
their blessings. Later,
-
when all was
-
bright and gloomy
-
, raining and snowing
-
tornadoes with sunbeams;
-
Ragnarok with rainbows,
-
and Loki was
-
punching Thor softly
-
in his ear
-
while whispering seductively.
-
"Your hammer is
-
so silky smooth
-
." Thor threw a
-
Beacon Flare Gun
-
at the assassin
-
who screamed "Blimey,
-
you're now dead!"
-
This was when
-
mistakes were made.
-
Silent echoes rise
-
As I fart
-
but so deadly
-
is the smell
-
that all the
-
squid ink was
-
solidified into a
-
statue of Zuka
-
posed god-like atop
-
the Cristo Redentor.
-
The peasantry left
-
the statue alone.
-
But came back
-
after a piercing
-
that went gangrenous
-
as mass peeling
-
ensued around the
-
most beautiful and
-
revered fountain called
-
choco-fondue of swoopert
-
. The peelings were
-
glittery and tasty
-
despite their origins
-
. Soon rutabagas fell
-
all around LordDickTim.
-
Overjoyed, he squeaked
-
, running in circles
-
- thanking the skywhales
-
for their Bacon.
-
From behind him
-
came a sound.
-
A magnificent booming
-
butterfly came soaring
-
over his shoulder,
-
landing and lifting
-
ten thousand tonnes
-
of butterfly poop
-
into his yard.
-
Along came the
-
butterfly poop police
-
and charged Johnson
-
, flamethrowers blazing furiously
-
to print out
-
more fake money
-
to bribe the
-
council in charge
-
of the official
-
sponge bath laws
-
to change the
-
tax rate to
-
1.8% per parsec
-
his Bacon traveled.
-
All was wonderful
-
until the almighty
-
God of Vegetables
-
challenged a waterfall
-
demon to a
-
Cook-off. The Demon
-
, named Rordon Gamsey
-
who thought for
-
a moment that
-
greens were inferior
-
to blues, yet
-
Red highlight the
-
paper written by
-
Shwerbelastung. He blew
-
bubbles all over
-
the meat he
-
had cooked, making
-
a bubbly abomination
-
that caused everyone
-
to float above
-
the clouds like
-
a sky whale
-
that was drunk
-
due to fairly
-
poor bottle labelling.
-
The Sky Whales
-
were flummoxed by
-
the fancy labels
-
and decided to
-
go sky clubbing
-
in the most
-
fabulous of ways
-
by wearing feathers
-
in a plumage
-
so tall that
-
peacocks were jealous.
-
Everyone knows that
-
the one thing
-
that sky whales
-
had forgotten about
-
was their minds
-
, that were so
-
hard to find
-
in the void
-
of Liverpool and
-
other Northern cities.
-
The southern cities
-
were invaded by
-
the Southernmost places
-
the Southernmost places
, the Grandma's Withers
-
Could not stand
-
against the searing
-
sight of her
-
drinking some juice
-
from the Skywhales
-
4 jiggly udders.
-
Such majestic hammers
-
Grandma held gracefully
-
as a pelican
-
discovers what happens
-
with hydrocarbon waffles
-
on extremely big
-
on extremely big
backs of skywhales
-
loaded with many
-
points of view
-
. Still, he considered
-
eating the waffles
-
eating the waffles
lodged in his
-
front two teeth
-
- if only he
-
had brought floss
-
and Bob Ross.
-
Bob came down
-
from the heavens
-
to paint a
-
provocative painting that
-
sensually detailed every
-
erotic aspect of
-
the fully naked
-
mother of all
-
hamsters, it was
-
eye-wateringly beautiful to
-
witness such a
-
risqué rodent. Critics
-
raved, 10/10 said
-
IGN- suprisingly enough.
-
But PC Gamer
-
decided it was
-
1010/1010 because binary.
-
Therefore PC Gamer
-
Therefore PC Gamer
is a festering
-
wound on the
-
underside of Shreks
-
everywhere. This laceration
-
spewed forth hats!
-
"What the fudge,"
-
Gamora groaned with
-
Headway singing songs.
-
The hats evolved
-
into taller creatures
-
into taller creatures
, then sprouting vesitigial
-
claws of vengeance
-
, descended on the
-
unwitting helpless prey
-
. "Oh No!" Shouted
-
. "Oh No!" Shouted
your mother's left
-
pinkie as a
-
torrent of firey
-
bagels rose from
-
the rainbow abyss.
-
Occasionally, birds would
-
dive-bomb the worst
-
coloured crumb mix
-
covering the wurst
-
, making it inedible.
-
Then, out of
-
his luck, Elvis
-
lost his mind
-
and his marbles.
-
They were under
-
the worst kind
-
of weather, but
-
somehow in space
-
drifting towards the
-
edge of reality.
-
There, space would
-
deteriorate in to
-
a glutinous mass
-
Of rutabaga pudding
-
and unwashed undies
-
all fused with
-
moldy red cheese.
-
But then the
-
approaching event horizon
-
sucked nothing in
-
and spat nothing
-
in the face
-
of all the
-
aforementioned grossness, thus
-
everyone panicked. Trigonometry
-
would rather see
-
N-Sunderland naked than
-
the latest patch
-
. Speaking of N-Sunderland
-
was forbidden in
-
the town of
-
Salem, but that
-
is because Jacob
-
decided to grow
-
a lust for
-
more and more
-
cupcakes with some
-
of Kirk's frosting.
-
Kirk realized this,
-
was a bad
-
guy to date
-
: he never calls.
-
so Kirk and
-
Ponyverse Spock went
-
to the mothership
-
and the fathership
-
was not happy
-
with ramjams actions.
-
So he decided
-
to catalog many
-
, many, many tiny
-
micro bots that
-
would maliciously devour
-
even tinier little
-
maggot ridden sword
-
making viruses. Infections
-
that could hijack
-
Evolve, adapt and
-
expand over time
-
Until the whole
-
Cake clan was
-
Eaten by fish
-
and chips. Vinegar
-
and salt. Salt
-
and sugar. The
-
Chippy owners became
-
The new cakes
-
, oven fresh and
-
tasting like old
-
shoes - they quickly
-
Surrendered and ran
-
for the border
-
who lived upstairs.
-
This had catastrophic
-
consequences for the
-
border whose name
-
was unimportant. It
-
was a shame
-
Upon his family
-
for him to
-
Flamer the newbies
-
despite the temptation
-
To use burst
-
to set alight
-
The swabbies engines
-
, but that's what
-
She said. Inconceivable!
-
Many years ago
-
when Heavy Flaks
-
were but a
-
Toy for small
-
children with many
-
Airship parking tickets
-
And wrong loadouts
-
Shinkurex was blamed.
-
for the moonshine
-
Which was gone
-
for our safety
-
. The inferno that
-
Burnt his beard
-
whoever he was,
-
was extinguished by
-
Extinguisher and Chem
-
simultaneously. Perfectly engineered
-
to give the
-
Piston good lubrication...
-
For it's next
-
on TV, the
-
Super amazing bountiful
-
Flowers of Mordor
-
, a great show,
-
But it sadly
-
got cancelled after
-
a dust storm
-
In the toilet
-
of the late
-
Baron Erik Hoffbrow
-
Whom told tales
-
of monstrous sky-whales
-
and hating moonshine
-
By the great
-
moon shining legend
-
Named Landser Kawaii (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
-
who was greatly
-
dead due to
-
Excessive RickRoll Posting
-
and angry engineers
-
, who beat him
-
with 6 walrus's
-
With large, spiked
-
tusks. They also
-
shot him with
-
two, hooked bees.
-
The bee's venom
-
Was stupidely underpowered
-
against humans, but
-
The toilet of
-
the space walrus
-
would not flush.
-
Lochnagar Gatling Clips
-
made very loud
-
Boom Boom butt
-
sounds as they
-
Loved David alot
-
every time they
-
Exploded the gatling
-
mortar combo. Metagaming
-
Is no more.
-
Now, we use
-
Harpoon/Flare, for
-
we no longer
-
bother with using
-
nooby meta builds.
-
Because Blenderfish rules
-
no more. Today
-
the Minofish reigns
-
supreme lord of
-
all grand trolls
-
and also minor
-
demons and Davidgras
-
as they like
-
to be strange.
-
All that aside,
-
the great merchant,
-
has been found
-
guilty of crimes
-
of high treason.
-
Not only that,
-
but the dwarf
-
was digging holes
-
deep into the
-
center of the
-
Dragon's mountain lair.
-
Unfortunately, Smaug didn't
-
prepare delicious cookies,
-
and instead roasted
-
tasty marshmallows, which
-
were made into
-
sculptures by small
-
gnomes. They were
-
not, however, sentient.
-
They did, however,
-
taste like fish.
-
We ate them.
-
They were delicious.
-
No more sentences.
-
The gnomes weren't
-
cooked medium rare,
-
rather, they were
-
burnt to a
-
finely blackened
pie crisp.
-
Courtesy of Cake,
-
they were served
-
a la carte,
-
garnished with herbs
-
like oregano and thyme. <-- Not 3 words
like parsley flakes.
-
And such spices
-
are now rare,
-
necessitating the use
-
of highly volatile
-
classified Cake experimental
-
Kamekazi Banshee Mobula
-
potentially armed with
-
Nuclear Nikola Tesla's
-
Nuka-Cola launchers
-
and Nuka Zukasauce.
-
Both proudly manufactured
-
by the company
-
Red Ribbon Army
-
until their founder
-
, the Great Zuka,
-
declared marshal law.
-
But what about
-
all of the
-
Poor lost puppies?!
-
Screw'em, he said
-
As he filled
-
his blood chalice.
-
"Eww, gross!" said
-
Nobody ever. Anyways
-
the puppies were,
-
all things considered,
-
ugly and evil.
-
The kittens, however,
-
were devil spawn.
-
"That's uncalled for!"
-
said no one.
-
Ever. At all.
-
Because Cats rule
-
hell, for eternity.
-
jk cats are best
-
(four words, Davy, you broke it)
-
(Well that's bec... wait, did you just call me "Davy?" Are you hitting on me? 'Cause I'm open)
-
(Nah, I like to mess with peoples heads. Anyways I'll restart.)
In the land
-
(rude... :'()
Of the Glorious
-
Lord Guntar Orlof.
-
Rose two heroes
-
of mighty stature.
-
Named Halt and
-
Betty, they were
-
The best Lochnagar
-
shots, this side
-
Of the airship
(Gotta go fast reply RP thread skills coming into use)
-
Goliath. They fought
-
valiantly against hordes
-
of demonic unicorns.
-
Wielding battle axes
-
dripping with shinning
-
Wait, what? Shinning?
-
"Yes, nerd," said
-
Hatstand a frustrated David.
-
at the kirby.
-
Hey, that's me!
-
Quite derailing this
-
thread, Koali. That's
-
a BAD idea.
-
I've been working
-
on my painting
-
since yesterday morning.
-
Now you've ruined
-
an exquisite story!
-
You foolish kirby.
-
SHUT UP,CUGFYUYVWYEuqDSFRtfdvtfvduUASFQH
-
Once upon a
-
dead iguana's face,
-
there was a
-
magnificent golden bug.
-
which sang songs
-
of lost toes.
-
Meanwhile, back in
-
Potugal, twelve angry
-
dolphins played chess
-
in a tournament,
-
where only one
-
dolphin shall survive.
-
But which dolphin
-
can checkmate the
-
highest dolphin grandmaster?
-
Find out next
-
time, only on
-
Dolphin. Chess. WARRIORS!!!!!!!!
-
Fridays at 8:00
-
on Flipper Central.
-
In other news,
-
Chaladonian tech support
-
has finally mutated
-
a European swallow
-
into a African
-
swallow to carry
-
Coconuts, by a
-
) beating it's wings
-
grammatically incorrect sentences.
-
This infact proliferates
-
the logic which
-
Carn uses to
-
Control all food.
-
and moonshine that
-
Provides the necessary
-
sacrifices are made
-
in order to
-
summon the mighty
-
callsign striker the
-
minion of Rethburn.
-
a better job
-
then moonshine distiller.
-
who draw the
-
(Ok callsign, look at the punctuation.)
unlucky black star?
-
and rage of.
-
(THE PUNCTUATION!!! L :o :o K AT IT!!!)
The punctuation was
-
slain that day.
(I KNOW DUDE! IT'S BEEN ANNOYING ME!)
-
Not one care
-
about moonshine, ever.
-
Except if it
-
brought extreme joy.
-
Which it does,
-
through engineer misery.
-
I meant alcohol...
-
but that works...
-
Too, if it's...
-
the captain having...
-
Having enjoyment, yeah.
-
The hell is
-
when David multi-posts.
-
I am awesome
-
That is why.
-
This isn't tolerated.
-
Welcome back all
-
To the wonderful
-
Marvelous world of
-
Double Gloucestershire Cheese.
-
Recent cheese related
-
acts of terrorism
-
Have forced us
-
to construct additional
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pylons consisting of
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more additional pylons
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Made of fudge.
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The massive pylons
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are maintained by
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Psycic cybernetic giraffes.
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EN TARO ADUN
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MAJO FARRIS NOR
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Seid ihr das
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Languages are not
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Comprehensible at all
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To those who
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Speak with a
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Distinguished celestial origin.
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"Is there rum" he said
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Those distinguish words.
(There word thread dude.)
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Lol wrong game
(These are 3, I misclicked and thought that I was writing in the 5 word story)
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, said the crow.
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Cah cah cah
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am I lost?
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Or are you
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Somewhere you should
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Either way you
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Are completely screwed.
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Should this end?
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But it Refused...
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Then it continued
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Until it stopped...
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BACAUSE IT DIED
[brutal answer]
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by Chara's knife
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Because it had
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one last day
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To eat the
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lie, a cake
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That was burned
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No, it wasn't
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But it was
-
hungry for some
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real cheese that
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was actually fake
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since it was
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not really cheese
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but was instead
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a burnt cake
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that tasted like
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cheese flavored cheese.
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stuffed also with
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antidepressants for the
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brainless man that
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Was a scarecrow.
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And scarecrow said
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"I want a
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Senpai for myself
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to teach me
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how to do
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A magical memecake
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: by FallOutBoy. It
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was entirely made
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up of the
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Most Magical Magic
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and brought back
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into another timeline
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by Marty, Doc
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and some other
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idiot, who decides
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to fuse into
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A cheese biscuit.
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Later that day
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A mugger stole
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Someone's precious virginity
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because he wanted
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Escalate the situation.
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Because heavy metal
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therefore I am.
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But only if
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I ate some
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of those wonderfully
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Cheap sushi from
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that horribly built
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Weaboo restaurant madness
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that some call
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Girl came and
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made no sense.
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What is love?
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Baby don't hurt
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Me don't hurt
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me, no more
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So with that
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ends a silly
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game of ultimate
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Classic pop references.
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Let's move on
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to the next
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story of my
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Little guniea pig
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that wanted to
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shit on every
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Crow nest, and
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Devour balls of
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Concentrated evil which
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Obliterate and castrate
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this stories meaning.
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Then, moving on
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PANDA PANDA PANDA
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Screamed a terrified
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Black and white
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plant monster thing
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It has Tentacles.
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"PANDA YOU MOTHER-!"
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Screamed a School
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janitor that wanted
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The d with
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a very megalomaniac
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puppy to have
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Harpies and drinks.
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But instead he
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burned a bag
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Full of small
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blunts of weed
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soaked in a
-
delicious sauce of
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Worcestershire and GlousterShire
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Sauce and Cheese!
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Also Zukasauce. But
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what is the
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point of it?
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A year passed
(seriously, no one has posted to this thread in a year?)
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and nobody realized.
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But somebody cared.......
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about the food
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For you see,