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Title: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Piemanlives on October 06, 2013, 06:29:49 pm
Title says it, when something you thought was brilliant goes awry, what is your reaction.

Mine is "Ah hell, why did I ever think this would work."

Or

"This is all Shink's fault."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on October 06, 2013, 06:53:35 pm
Quote from: RearAdmiralZill on October 06, 2013, 05:59:11 pm
I blame Shink.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Captain Smollett on October 06, 2013, 07:55:10 pm
I usually start screaming at my crew but they never seem to understand why I call them all Shink when I blame them for things.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: James T. Kirk on October 06, 2013, 09:20:46 pm
Oh god. Oh god. OHHH GOOODDD.

-death-

That went a lot better in my head.

*OR*

Common, crew! Why didn't you tell me that was a bad idea?
This is all your fault.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: N-Sunderland on October 06, 2013, 10:00:42 pm
"There is NO reason for my engines to be dead right now, Fargo"

Or, if for some reason Fargo isn't on my ship:

"I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Sorry."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on October 07, 2013, 12:53:30 am
I don't have to outrun the fleet of ships chasing me, just mine my ally. Their sacrifice shall be remembered!
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Riggatto on October 07, 2013, 01:42:31 am
I make zombie noises
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: B'Elanna on October 07, 2013, 03:07:12 am
mrau. mrau. mrau. MRAAAAU!!!

NO!!!! whaiii?! D:
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on October 07, 2013, 03:31:47 am
"That was a test round"
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Kitty.Hawk on October 07, 2013, 06:08:50 am
Upon hitting a building and spinning around,
"That was an overly aggressive tactical turn."

Or, if my back is turned to the enemy...
"This is a surprise tactical retreat maneuver."
 
Alternately,
"We are now prepared to ram them with our butt."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Shinkurex on October 07, 2013, 09:07:17 am
To the OP, and first 2 comments..... All of my hate

To answer the question, it's usually: "BLARRRRGGUUUUUUGHHHHHH.....*Sigh*"
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Keon on October 07, 2013, 10:12:48 am
"Nice work, we were just facing the full assembled army of the [insert clan here]. It's no shame to loose to them. You guys flew really well. Please don't leave me. Noo don't disconnect! PLLLEEAAASEE!"

I tend to get pubstomped a lot.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on October 07, 2013, 10:40:29 am
Annoy the hell out of my engineer. namely "Chicken Nuggets" (We've got a whole crew with only food names :3)

Nuggets repair the engines, nuggets repair the engines, nuggets repair the engines, nugget repair the engines, nugget repair the engines... F*** YOU CHEESY I GOT IT..... nuggets repair the engines.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Gryphos on October 07, 2013, 11:30:39 am
*death*

".................... Sun Tzu says..."

or

*death*

"...... Hannibal knew how to gain victory, but not how to use it."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Zenark on October 07, 2013, 11:51:48 am
"I totally planned that."
"Worth it."
"At least we have a full hull, now."
"Sorry, I blinked."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: HamsterIV on October 07, 2013, 12:51:00 pm
"We may die here, but at least we will die screaming"
"Well we're boned"
"That was totally my fault, sorry guys"
"I have failed you, abandon ship"
"Not all experiments end in success, in fact this one is about to end in screaming and twisted metal."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Spud Nick on October 07, 2013, 08:46:23 pm
"I think they have chem spray"
"Everybody launch a mine before we die"
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Gambrill on October 08, 2013, 05:22:15 am
Quote from: B'Elanna on October 07, 2013, 03:07:12 am
mrau. mrau. mrau. MRAAAAU!!!

NO!!!! whaiii?! D:

Mrau Mrau Mrau HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Andika on October 08, 2013, 04:14:14 pm
Quote from: Spud Nick on October 07, 2013, 08:46:23 pm
"I think they have chem spray"
"Everybody launch a mine before we die"

Those were typical Cake last sentences. xD

My engineer: "We're fine.We're fine.We're fine.We're fine.We're fine.WE'RE FINE.WE'RE FINE.WE'RE FINE!!!!!!!!!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Swallox on October 08, 2013, 04:47:08 pm
I usually go with the classic delayed, "...Well shit.". Failing that, I just read out twitch comments until the swelling goes down.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Piemanlives on October 09, 2013, 02:43:30 am
I've occasionally used "Ah to hell with this, crew! Ramming stations!"
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Myroc on October 09, 2013, 09:59:50 am
I have a tendency to yell "ABANDON SHIP!" and jump overboard. At least when I'm not the captain.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on October 14, 2013, 01:22:48 am
Quote from: Gambrill on October 08, 2013, 05:22:15 am
Quote from: B'Elanna on October 07, 2013, 03:07:12 am
mrau. mrau. mrau. MRAAAAU!!!

NO!!!! whaiii?! D:

Mrau Mrau Mrau HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mrauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on October 14, 2013, 02:12:37 am
"Hey, do you speak English?"
"Ok, that isn't English."
"Wait, did you just say something I understood?"
"That was... ah why am I explaining you don't speak English."
"Yes yes yes, the squid bad, I'm bad, blah blah blah, shoot shoot shoot."

I play during Russian prime time, almost all the time.  And they usually do speak English -.-
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Piemanlives on October 14, 2013, 02:22:44 am
Why is that anyway Tim? I'm assuming work?
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on October 14, 2013, 02:31:43 am
Yes, I work a night shift rotation.

Its just equal parts frustrating and amusing to play with a group of people who don't share a language.  And at that time of night there can be a lot of people on the same ship who can't even talk with one another.
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Serilda Fallon on October 14, 2013, 11:19:54 am
''Damnit Voss..''
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: RethBurn on October 14, 2013, 12:29:53 pm
Terran Baron: "You guys got any vertebrae? I need about 6 of them."

Gerand: "Lemme check my chests."

Me: "Vertebrae? Nahh, but I have some Horizontebrae."

Gerand and Terran: "Wow. Woooow.."

Gerand: "I di- You took it th- Wow, woow. I don't-"

Terran: "Whaaaat? I don't ev- Wh- how."
Title: Re: Your Reaction When Things Don't Go The Way You Planned
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on October 19, 2013, 09:44:22 pm
After a respawn...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBux0VPPo7g