Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: Honeybadger on May 25, 2013, 04:29:14 am
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I'll start.
Hey, are you an engine? Because I'm going to beat you until you put out.
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Your body is like hydrogen, it makes me rise.
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Are you a flamer? Cuz you set me to fire!
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your hull is soo big and firm
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The "ballon" on my spire is being ignored. would you "fix" it for me
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It won't hurt. I brought greased rounds.
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...I've got the moonshine if you wanna ram...
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Good thing I brought my spyglass because you're the only thing I spot.
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You are like Lochnagar shot to me. Hurts, but worth it.
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are you gonna put that heavy clip in my junker?
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I'm gonna buff the inside of your hull.
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ill spray my lumberjack all over your balloon
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Hey I'm a Gunner and you are in my sights.
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Are you named Echidna? Because you disable me.
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Are you a Mercury? Because you shatter the armour of my heart.
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Are you named Echidna? Because you disable me.
That's not how you use that gun :P
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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH* I'll just go shoot myself. ><
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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH* I'll just go shoot myself. ><
Noooooooo!!!! :P
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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH* I'll just go shoot myself. ><
du it
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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH* I'll just go shoot myself. ><
du it
I'll bring the popcorn
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load up heatsink, I brought fire.
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Throw that kerosene into my engines, cause I feel that you and I should escape.
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Are you a Mercury? Because you shatter my parts.
ftfy
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that passage is too tight for my junker
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are you a bad galleon pilot? since you let me take you from behind.
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Is that a mercury field gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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I bet you're like a squid. Quick, agile and when I hit that, you'll go down in seconds.
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Don't worry, I brought chemspray.
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Hey baby, wanna see how fast I am after some moonshine?
No, that doesn't work...
Hey baby, bring lochnagar, because my gun only has one shot...
No, wait, that's not it either...
Hey baby, are you a Spire? Because I'm about to ram you so hard...
...I'm not very good at this... :-\
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Have you seen my flare gun? It's going to light up your world.
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Do you snipe on a galleon? Cause you've been jacking my balloon all night and its about to pop.
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I am not like those other guys who ram you once then fall apart. I can keep tactically bumping all night long.
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It's not the size that matters, it's how you maneuver it.
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I can run the Pipe on Canyon Ambush if you know what I mean.
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You are the gold on a goldfish to me
Please tank my hull as long as you wish
If you keep that up i'll surrender just for you
Let's moonshine into the sunset
Bring buff, fire extinguisher and chemspray cos you'll be my main engineer and you make me hot all over
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i love this for all the wrong reasons
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I accidentally my Manticore all over your ship.
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Do you want to be on top or below?
Would you want to do a pyramidion with me and the gunner?
My Junker needs a buff on lower deck
Is your jump button stuck or are you just happy to see me?
Would you want to go private?
I need you to change position
You can use my spyglass anytime
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Your impact bumpers look just fine to me
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Darling, if you keep up this fire someone's gettin spanner'd tonight.
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Hey babe, want to have a trifecta?
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I never pop my flak too early.
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Tell your engies to tank the hull, because you are in for a pounding.
Are you carrying a helium canister? because I just got a sudden and unexpected rise.
While my long guns can engage half a mile away, I prefer to get in a little closer.
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Prepare to be BOARDED.. yes, but boarding isn't.. oh..
Brace yourself... We're going IN !
Oh, you don't need that harpoon to get attached.
(omg.. where are all these coming from?)
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Hey baby, isn't that armour a little heavy for you?
Raspberries.
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Raspberries.
Yes. This is like, raw liquid condensed GOIO innuendo.
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Raspberries.
Yes. This is like, raw liquid condensed GOIO innuendo.
For the Ducks, maybe.
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Raspberries.
Yes. This is like, raw liquid condensed GOIO innuendo.
For the Ducks, maybe.
We all know what it means.
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Hey Babe, want to come back to my place it's 1.1 partian and we will be stuck together all night ;)