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Descriptions:
Option 1:
ARRR!: AVAST! Set the sails, swap the poop deck, drink yer fill o' moonshine and give 'em a FULL BROADSIDE with all yer cannons, matey! Send 'em down to Davey Jones' locker 'n' prove yerself the mightiest of pirates!
Option 2:
Newbageddon: For many novices, the best teacher is a patient, seasoned captain. If one can't be found, spectacular failure can work, too. Remembering how to not do things could be nostalgic! ...Or nauseating.
Option 3:
Bumper Boats: Most gamers tire of grinding, but we're about to get literal. Weak weapons, extended clips, and extra padding mean this battle is going to be up-close and personal, so wear a helmet. And a cup.
Event Information:
You can find event information at this Steam Group page (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/GOIChaos/). Poll ends officially at 9:30 PM EST.
If you have questions regarding this event they should be directed to Atruejedi, or you can contact competitive@musegames.com to have them forwarded to the player.