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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on April 16, 2013, 03:47:39 pm

Title: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 16, 2013, 03:47:39 pm
Ok, so, I've got some wild predictions here, but this is what I see coming.


The Paddling are going to obliterate everybody every week. Nobody is going to manage to knock them off number 1. Eventually, Swallow and Qwerty are going to announce that Cogs is divided into seasons. It'll end after seven weeks, and two weeks for a tournament. Qwerty won't be available for weeks 6 and 7, so he'll be replaced by some Canadian guy.

When the tourney happens, The Paddling will dominate again, and MNS  and Gents will fall in round 1.

Oh yeah, and people will get angry over test servers and suicides.

Just watch me be right.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 06:18:22 pm
and he was right lolz
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 06:19:15 pm
I was just waiting for somebody to eventually dig this up XD

As a side note, what were you doing so deep in the Pit?
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 06:20:52 pm
I was bored.  :P I already read everything that was new, so lets dig up some old stuff.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 06:22:06 pm
Well, now the world can see how much of a psychic I am. TAKE THAT, Veyka.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Shinkurex on May 19, 2013, 06:28:26 pm
last edit May 18th....... hmmmm seems legit
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 06:37:18 pm
Last edit 18th of may! Pffft
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 06:44:16 pm
I was just fixing some grammar mistakes. Really.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 06:54:58 pm
I was just fixing some grammar mistakes. Really.

Lies and slander,  conducts unbecoming of a CA
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Shinkurex on May 19, 2013, 07:14:35 pm
Yes, I demand all his Salutes be returned immediately :P
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 07:34:47 pm
Yes, I demand all his Salutes be returned immediately :P

I salute you for this!
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 07:38:10 pm
So...

You guys aren't going to view me as a messianic figure?
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 07:38:56 pm
So...

You guys aren't going to view me as a messianic figure?

Not unless you come over and turn all my water into wine
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 07:41:18 pm
So...

You guys aren't going to view me as a messianic figure?

Not unless you come over and turn all my water into wine

Tickets for Ottawa-UK flights aren't cheap, and my only option is to go to London.

Give me your address and I totally won't send a bomb to you :P
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 07:44:20 pm
You are Canadian not American, stop trying to nuke people!
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 07:48:03 pm
Lol, as if Canada had nukes.

I mean, REALLY. We're the second-biggest uranium producer in the world, and no nukes. And have you seen our "fleet" of two or three submarines? They can't even go under water. The best use for them would be to have them sink off the coast of the US and pollute the hell out of their water.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 07:48:58 pm
Ok, this thread has escalated quickly  :P
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 07:49:27 pm
Note: I'm actually a pacifist, like any good Canadian. Don't be deceived by what I say.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 07:52:27 pm
Ok, this thread has escalated quickly 

You're just trying to make me shut up. Why? Because you're afraid. Afraid of Canada. Afraid of our military. Remember 1812? We'll do it again if we have to. I don't think you Americans would even be crazy enough to challenge the country with more than half of the world's lakes.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 07:55:33 pm
Ok, this thread has escalated quickly 

You're just trying to make me shut up. Why? Because you're afraid. Afraid of Canada. Afraid of our military. Remember 1812? We'll do it again if we have to. I don't think you Americans would even be crazy enough to challenge the country with more than half of the world's lakes.

Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 07:58:51 pm
Apologise them all to death! Then drown them all in maple syrup!

Beware the Canadian pollutants!

Also Sunderlands is filled with lies!
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 08:10:44 pm
Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.

You thought that was an invasion? We were just dumping our trash where it belongs.

Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 08:13:56 pm
Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.

You thought that was an invasion? We were just dumping our trash where it belongs.



You guys did a huge environmental disaster, I mean look she got spread all around the world.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 08:15:59 pm
Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.

You thought that was an invasion? We were just dumping our trash where it belongs.

You guys did a huge environmental disaster, I mean look she got spread all around the world.

I'd say she's less of an environmental disaster, more of a pandemic. I say we eliminate her until there's one left, freeze her, and lock her in a fridge in Siberia.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 08:51:09 pm
It is the end times, the bringer of doom, and damnation.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 19, 2013, 08:56:08 pm
Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.

You thought that was an invasion? We were just dumping our trash where it belongs.

You guys did a huge environmental disaster, I mean look she got spread all around the world.

I'd say she's less of an environmental disaster, more of a pandemic. I say we eliminate her until there's one left, freeze her, and lock her in a fridge in Siberia.

Why keep one? And place her in Russia? That is an insult to them, we wouldn't want to anger them with their nuke arsenal. Let's just destroy anything and everything that is her.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 09:30:04 pm
Afraid, haha, I laugh at thee, we have survived your 'beiber' invasion and are willing to retaliate back.

You thought that was an invasion? We were just dumping our trash where it belongs.

You guys did a huge environmental disaster, I mean look she got spread all around the world.

I'd say she's less of an environmental disaster, more of a pandemic. I say we eliminate her until there's one left, freeze her, and lock her in a fridge in Siberia.

Why keep one? And place her in Russia? That is an insult to them, we wouldn't want to anger them with their nuke arsenal. Let's just destroy anything and everything that is her.

We need to keep one specimen to be safe in the future. Just like smallpox.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 20, 2013, 01:14:38 am
Celine, Bieber, just two of the horrors the great pine forests of the north have produced.
Title: Re: How I predict the Cogs Will Go
Post by: HamsterIV on May 20, 2013, 05:25:16 pm
N-Sunderland's Canadian militarism reminded me of this comic I saw on the Escapist:
(http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/478/478304.jpg)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10318-The-Canadian-Front (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10318-The-Canadian-Front)