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Community => The Docks => Topic started by: Schwalbe on May 27, 2015, 06:15:45 pm

Title: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 27, 2015, 06:15:45 pm
KNTG Polygon
"It's not a bug - it's a feature!"


Hello;

We are a small, closed clan, having it's roots in Warsaw University of Technology,
to be more specific - Scientific Society of Game Developers Polygon
(roughly the only translation for the full name that comes to my mind).

Our main targets are having fuckload of fun and sheer slaughter.

As already mentioned, we are closed group of students and game developers - we all know each other,
and fight together; all of those guys were trained in basics and more complicated aspects of the game
by myself - one player at once.
This also means that we do NOT recruit people from outside.


What to expect from a player with [KNTG] clan tag:

- My cogs know basic drill - they still need to train to be efficient,
but they're learning fast,
- My cogs know what tool combination should they use, understand and accept the idea
of tool, ammo and gun efficiency,
- My cogs are being taught how to use meta builds effectively (gat-mortar most likely)
- My cogs understand (mostly) that they MUST communicate with the rest of the crew
and ask captain for orders, hints, whatever,
- My cogs should NOT be underestimated - despite having low levels they are good enough
to fight your ships of so called pathetic "good players"
- They might not be the most polite, but they understand the idea of co-op...
- ...And contrary to most russians I've met in game - they are taught to not use other language than
english in international company
- You can be absolutely certain he will be an intelligent, and good asset.
- And don't be surprised if gunner lvl 12 and less fucks you up with heavy flak shot from 1.5 km.


Members:

Leader and Grand Teacher:
Schwalbe vel Wintermute

Officers:
Gaello, Hordex (Lesser Teacher)

Regular members:
meffcio
Dungal
WookiKNTG
ryedstar

Noob members
Jano.
daltostronic


Our allies, and partners in combat:
- Super Satanic Squirrels (most notable: Mr.Disaster, alko., Black Sabbath)


And remember:
Most of my clan may play rarely, very rarely, and have low levels; but they are far
more dangerous than regular players their level/matches played.
And when we fly as one crew, you should be really. Fucking.Cautious.

Heed this warning.
And Clear Skies.


(http://nodebb-kntgpolygon.rhcloud.com/uploads/site-logo.png)
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: The Mann on May 28, 2015, 02:26:56 am
Love this!  :D

Best Boast I have seen, 10/10 would pester for membership if clanless and accepting members.

I salute you my friend.  :)
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Skrimskraw on May 28, 2015, 09:14:39 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AteCdXvZOZc
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Sky Pirate Jim on May 28, 2015, 09:16:46 am
Can we have a moderator move this to the pit?
This is obviously a joke.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 09:18:34 am
Can we have a moderator move this to the pit?
This is obviously a joke.

You wished this was a joke.

But ok.

I get it.

You just can't be grateful that somebody gives you a sincere, firm warning, hence you shall burn.


Second of all, contrary to you I read the description of "Docks" section of this forum.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on May 28, 2015, 09:21:10 am
Schwalbe been Ceresbane'ing :P
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Sky Pirate Jim on May 28, 2015, 09:21:53 am
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG0WQytmxTRKG594qgjwVxDZX6UsLm1RFe-vLi5L759V_B6Vy_)
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 09:25:15 am
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG0WQytmxTRKG594qgjwVxDZX6UsLm1RFe-vLi5L759V_B6Vy_)

Explain. Because something inside is tingling, and whispers "broke this guy's teeth - he insults your hours of hard work".
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Sky Pirate Jim on May 28, 2015, 09:28:10 am

Explain. Because something inside is tingling, and whispers "broke this guy's teeth - he insults your hours of hard work".

I am just implying that people in this thread are working up their endless imagination too much. Nothing too fancy to explain.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Kamoba on May 28, 2015, 09:34:14 am
Actually, this is not Pit material, its just a clans thread to say who they are, what they do and abit about them. Just because they're currently closed for recruitment does not mean it does not belong here. :)

Also i will say Kudos to.Schwalbe for this post for quite a few reasons. 8)
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 10:16:06 am

Explain. Because something inside is tingling, and whispers "broke this guy's teeth - he insults your hours of hard work".

I am just implying that people in this thread are working up their endless imagination too much. Nothing too fancy to explain.

I'm a computer programmer. Like most of members of my clan. We don't have imagination, at best we have a very dark sense of humour.
Right, some of them might not be as good as described, but still they might be considered quite decent.
Explanation was asked, because I wanted you to clarify what you exactly meant.
My answer might've seemed harsh, but I believe it was kind enough, as I was facing an insinuation like that. Last person to call me a liar was challanged for the duel, but unfortunatelly this cheeky cunt had not answered it.


Also i will say Kudos to.Schwalbe for this post for quite a few reasons. 8)

...Kudos? What? xD Either my brain has some sort of a bad day or I truly don't know what does it mean.
And I'm curious about yer reasons. :P
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Extirminator on May 28, 2015, 11:04:40 am
Last person to call me a liar was challanged for the duel, but unfortunatelly this cheeky cunt had not answered it.


Nice to see you too.

When you made that post I thought long about a witty response or an answer, but I realized it doesn't even deserve a response just because you already answered to it yourself with sheer stupidity. I even thought you could be mentally challenged and my parents taught me to not pick on people that have been born unfortunate - So I thought I'll leave it at that. (I am truly and deeply sorry if that is indeed the case.)

But I think that casually calling people cunts and threatening their lives over the internet is a bit crossing the line, even for mentally challenged people.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on May 28, 2015, 11:22:29 am
*sniff sniff*

I smell reports
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 11:33:38 am
Nice to see you too.

When you made that post I thought long about a witty response or an answer, but I realized it doesn't even deserve a response just because you already answered to it yourself with sheer stupidity. I even thought you could be mentally challenged and my parents taught me to not pick on people that have been born unfortunate - So I thought I'll leave it at that. (I am truly and deeply sorry if that is indeed the case.)

But I think that casually calling people cunts and threatening their lives over the internet is a bit crossing the line, even for mentally challenged people.

You've made my day - you've just confirmed you're not even worth noticing. :D
What the hell have parents to do with any of that? :D Or "being born unfortunate"? :D
Congratulations, you've just shown how classless you are. 
I'd like to say something more witty, but I just lie on the ground, laughing out my lungs.
Begone.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Extirminator on May 28, 2015, 11:40:36 am
Nice to see you too.

When you made that post I thought long about a witty response or an answer, but I realized it doesn't even deserve a response just because you already answered to it yourself with sheer stupidity. I even thought you could be mentally challenged and my parents taught me to not pick on people that have been born unfortunate - So I thought I'll leave it at that. (I am truly and deeply sorry if that is indeed the case.)

But I think that casually calling people cunts and threatening their lives over the internet is a bit crossing the line, even for mentally challenged people.

I would like to just clear something out for a second,
From reading this post it might become clear to some that I am targeting mentally challenged people and or calling schwalbe mentally challenged, this however, is NOT the message I wanted to convey nor is it the message I have in my mind.
I was using the words 'mentally challenged people' to describe a person who was born with a mental disability making him unable to think, respond or communicate in a socially accepted manner. Those people could take things out of proportion or respond in means that normal people will describe as unpredictable and or unconventional. In my reasoning of not responding to said "duel request"(https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,5717.msg101305.html#msg101305) a thought crossed my mind that schwalbe could be thinking irrationally and unpredictably in a manner similar to people with various mental disabilities - and thus, a response would just agitate them more and will be just uncalled for.

Finally, I am deeply sorry to anyone that got offended by the post and to Schwalbe in particular for the inconvenience caused.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Skrimskraw on May 28, 2015, 11:42:44 am
I dont think Schwalbe is mentally challenged.

I think he's just less intelligent than the average :)
Come to terms with that and you wont pay much attention, or letting him get to you Exterminator.

a usual trade mark for low intelligence in people is their resort to threats and violence when confronted with criticism of any kind, good or bad.
Also low intelligent people tend to have a high level of nationality. Schwalbe is obviously proud of being polish and being in a polish only clan. To be fair there is absolutely nothing wrong with this I myself enjoy a bit of danish pride when it comes to beer, food and famous danish people. However bragging about it aswell as having harsh comments toward communists, I suspect Schwalbe to be one of those people who lives in their little bubble of pride and prejudice.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: JarmenKell on May 28, 2015, 11:48:56 am
I love you skrim <3 you and your political correct replies :D
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: DJ Logicalia on May 28, 2015, 12:04:23 pm
https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8  (https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8)
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Ayetach on May 28, 2015, 12:18:27 pm
Okay.

I'm not terribly impressed by the responses people are making in this thread so let me make this abundantly clear. This is the docks. This a place where any player can post about their clan for recruitment or announcement of their presence in the game. The use of foul language, insults, threats, condescending remarks and other gestures in poor taste are highly frowned upon.

That said, please keep on-topic to this threads intentions and have a little more respect for one another.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 12:30:37 pm
Ok, you know what?
I'm sorry, I got a little bit to excited about my clan. I'm proud of my cogs, that's all.
On the other hand, I think in borders of Boole's logic, so if somebody claims something like Sky Pirate Jim did, I take it as insult, because I feel I'm called a liar - and lie I detest most.
If he said something like "Hah. We'll see about that", I'd either ignore it or invite him to try if there's any occasion.

Now stop it, and gtfo. I'd ask moderator to delete most of the comments, including mine. This is not the place for it., we got far too far.


Extirminator: Forgiven. I also withdraw that "cunt" I used to speak about you, because it requires some balls to see responsibility and say sorry. Though I did not taken it personally, the whole banter was at least low. Let's forget about that quarrel, and just don't suggest I lie or hallucinate anything, aye?
And don't worry - I'm partially responsible for this shit-storm too.



About your menial bullshit Skrim. No offence, but most of that is taken out of the blue.

Polish pride? Meh. Now that's retarded. There's nothing proud about being polish, and being proud because you come from a specific nation - now that is something extremely stupid. I just don't feel as ashamed as I should taking count on things people from my country do and did in the past.
I just don't have the proper... intuition needed to express my thought properly. Hence your sensation of "polish pride" (Jesus fuck, kill my sorry anarchist ass, the more I use it the higher shall be my bills for chemotherapy) - I just don't feel I speak too much about that.


If you want to see a sort of national pride - find some russians. I don't mean open minded russians like Tanya Phenole (and those I wish to apologize now - you have greetings from my ex, pity the occasion ), but the "cyka blyat" kind.

The only reason my clan is closed, is because we are a bunch of people attending the same extra lectures about developing games. We share knowledge, take part in term projects during which we create games etc. It has absolutely nothing to do with nationalism, which I always found being stupid bullshit. I get people to my clan from KNTG because I KNOW THEM, and I know those guys are smart, I also know their flaws etc.

About my intelligence. Don't be so fast with saying I'm less intelligent. Do NOT mistake fiery temper (is it a proper term?) with stupidity, though both come along likely. I was suggested a membership in mensa, though I refused, and this should end the discussion about this topic. I'll only leave you with information that I had IQ of 132 at the age of 6, and tests claim it has since developed. Believe it, or not - I don't care, just don't draw this card again and consider, that I have absolutely no interest in lying now.

The "little bubble of prejudice" is originating from misanthropy and bitterness - not pride or nationalism.
I HATE everyone equally - some people less if I find them intelligent, nice, or just worth spending my time with.

By the way - what's your definition of "Intelligence"? Personally I separate "Wisdom" (which comes with experience), "Intelligence" (the ability of operating with abstract data) and "Knowledge" (which is coming more likely from teachings).

About the communists. I believe I've already spoke of this. I find communism not only extremely, disturbingly naive - like all the politic parties par se - but also being a good excuse for lies, pointless terror, and enforcing the system that has absolutely no right to work due to the nature of human being. That's what I say as a THINKER. As a part of some nation, familiar more or less with the history of my country, I can only confirm what I just said, as it did not worked here, in Poland in years 1945-1990.


I'm just waiting for somebody accusing me of homophobia, atheism, religious zeal, misogyny, fascism, and generally all the evil in this world. I love witch-hunters, they proved to be a great entertainment till the moment I realise they're dead serious.


What I respect at least is that you speak directly what you think Skrim - even though it's mostly wrong. Because we can discuss the issue like two intelligent people. Even if I go bat-shit crazy MANY times, you should never underestimate other person, and that's what I learned in life.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Skrimskraw on May 28, 2015, 12:52:41 pm
you have your moments Schwalbe, and im happy for your and your clan.

My comment on this thread is not towards your clan.

My comment is targeted towards your inability to calm down.

For someone with an IQ of 132 or more I am amazed at your ignorance.
For someone with an academic education in the go I am amazed at your childish language and spelling.
Sure it is possible even for an intelligent person to make spelling mistakes, but intelligence is measured in different ways.
Yours is obviously measured in an obscure anti-social genius way.

Your language is completely unacceptable by society standards.
Don't get me wrong we all curse and swear. The difference is that you do not have a filter. You are completely incapable at any point to calm down and write constructively which has made an imprint on the entire goio forum community.
People dont like talking to you Schwalbe, a lot of people are complaining about you to the point where the developers of the game is aware.

Just calm down, relax and stop threatening people with fights to the death.
How do you expect to gain other players respect when you are barraging anyone with curse words and threats?
People will stop harrassing you if you stop harrassing them.

it's all cool, go enjoy your clain have some fun ingame. And I agree with Ayetach this thread is for general info about your clan.
This just escalated from peoples general attitude towards you, after the several times you managed to threaten and attack people on this forum.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Schwalbe on May 28, 2015, 01:30:50 pm
Aye, I'm fully aware of what you are speaking. See the connections. It's just impossible for me to change it. Which, amongst many other things, pisses me off.

Ayetach - you're free to delete all that pointless discussion. Sorry for that.
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Koali on May 28, 2015, 09:09:39 pm
Hmm... First Hatstand, now Schwalbe.

PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT MEEEE

Perhaps we should all just sit down and have a glass of apple juice?
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 29, 2015, 05:50:25 pm
i like talking to Schwalbe
Title: Re: [KNTG] - KNTG Polygon; just boasting, no recruiting
Post by: Ayetach on May 30, 2015, 12:54:35 am
Thread closed at OPs request.