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Title: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: David Dire on April 23, 2015, 11:21:41 am
Where are they?
There's not a single object that looks like a Shitter on any of the ships.
Granted, they could just drop their pants, sit on a railing, and empty their mortar's clip into the ground, but with all the different hazards of just being in the air, there's no way they rely on relieving themselves like that. Plus I'd think you'd fall off the ship.

And there's no way the absolutely insane people of GoIO don't find a way to harvest the power of human waste.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 12:42:27 pm
im pretty sure this has been discussed elsewhere
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 23, 2015, 01:09:54 pm
Pee power!

Maybe they just dump into a bucket.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 01:18:28 pm
the bucket is a very likely idea, they wouldn't take up much space, and they can be just dumped over the side afterwards
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Crafeksterty on April 23, 2015, 03:52:26 pm
The ships we fly are pretty bare for war purposes only. It is like if a tank had a toilet.
If there would be for any extra supplies of wich all ships can store, it would be personal. But for things like toilets, the vehicle wouldnt be used in anytime in moments for it.

These arent trading ships, or personal travel ships. These are small ships made quick for the offencive.
I would think there would be a toilet in the mobula. But perhaps most believably there would be toilets in the leviathan.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on April 23, 2015, 04:56:50 pm
The proper term is Head
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 05:07:52 pm
would that apply to airships? not all the lingo transfers over
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 23, 2015, 05:15:51 pm
would that apply to airships? not all the lingo transfers over

Ranks do.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 05:42:31 pm
But if there is a lavatory on the ship, would it be called the head? By rights are these even ships? A ship can carry a boat, but a boat can't carry a ship. These vessels don't seem large enough to support carrying a smaller vessel
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on April 23, 2015, 09:42:38 pm
These vessels don't seem large enough to support carrying a smaller vessel
would a small plane count?
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 09:48:45 pm
I doubt they are big enough, the galleon maybe. And they still couldn't take off, gliders maybe, but I don't think gliders would count
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on April 23, 2015, 09:51:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g46q-RUkAmc
 I cant inbed video
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 10:07:51 pm
Look how much deck space there is, it MIGHT fit on the goldfish, but thats a tight squeeze
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on April 23, 2015, 10:12:06 pm
did you see the video? it goes underneath
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on April 23, 2015, 10:16:38 pm
Yes I did, but the hull is full of gears and other devices, I just don't think it'd work
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on April 23, 2015, 10:29:08 pm
what was this topic about?
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Wolfgang von Drache on May 03, 2015, 11:31:54 pm
*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on May 04, 2015, 12:56:50 am
*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Wolfgang von Drache on May 04, 2015, 03:43:54 am
*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*

That's why you must be quick and clever about it!
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 04, 2015, 01:53:20 pm
*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*

Fecal matter!
-Sir Hammerlock
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on May 04, 2015, 07:08:29 pm
Thats the name of my Spire! Flying Fecal Matter!!
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: The Sky Wolf on May 09, 2015, 01:49:10 pm
Potted plants.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Lieutenant Noir on May 11, 2015, 06:16:52 am
The carronade looks big enough for a variety of case shot and langridge, you could try and load them into the cannons.
+demoralization
+spread diseases
+save on ammunition

Of course you have to worry about safety issues when loading them barrel first.... don't want to misfire and start singing rocket man
I'm sorry but you guys knew this was coming
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Wolfgang von Drache on May 16, 2015, 08:48:29 pm
The carronade looks big enough for a variety of case shot and langridge, you could try and load them into the cannons.
+demoralization
+spread diseases
+save on ammunition

Of course you have to worry about safety issues when loading them barrel first.... don't want to misfire and start singing rocket man
I'm sorry but you guys knew this was coming

Oooooooooor plaster the interior walls of the Carronade with poop that will then dry and screw up the mechanisms.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Lieutenant Noir on May 20, 2015, 12:46:11 pm
You could use the Escape port hole in a Pyramidion

(http://i.imgur.com/5R09MCg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JkAhFhJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Koali on May 20, 2015, 06:45:45 pm
Except for the grate, and the fact that it can be difficult to balance while squatting.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: QUY on May 21, 2015, 12:38:24 am
Practice my Young swaby, practice makes perfect 
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: The Mann on May 21, 2015, 07:40:19 am
The Chimney on Mobulas could make a fine Crows Nest Crapper.

Ive seen alot of players manage to climb up there whilst I'm captain.

Might not be very effective... the sh*t could land on my pink hat...
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Sarabelle Marlowe on May 21, 2015, 04:12:07 pm
Well, I've heard that early planes had a tube and funnel that led to the outside of the vessel. Apparently difficult to use under duress and/or if you were a lady. Some bomber planes would just use bottles or disposable boxes, then throw them overboard when done. Which gives a whole 'nother meaning to 'dropping a load' XD
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Koali on May 21, 2015, 04:17:26 pm
Silly little story, when bomber crews were first given boxes of chaff to toss out of the plane to scramble the enemy radar, they peed on them before tossing them. Due to the altitude, they basically threw solid blocks of metal at the enemy.

When they were told what it was for, they started using it properly.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Carn on May 21, 2015, 04:48:12 pm
All the more realistic that they just use the buckets aboard.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on May 22, 2015, 03:28:28 am
I could see countries going to war over being fecal bombed by flying airships.

This is a real life example of exactly what would happen: http://wgntv.com/2015/05/21/airplane-dumps-human-feces-on-girls-sweet-16-party-family-says/
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 25, 2015, 10:54:44 am
Why the hell would they piss on the chaff box?
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Koali on May 25, 2015, 12:07:02 pm
They had no idea what it was for, they were just told to toss it out of the plane while flying over enemy territory.

So, naturally, they attempted to add insult to injury.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 25, 2015, 02:32:09 pm
Saluted, because hell yeah soldiers
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Kamoba on May 26, 2015, 01:56:34 am
Barrels for storage, and a gun to launch them....
The debs didn't want it to be obvious what the gun was so they made the effects look different, however the Minotaur still works well as a disposer of waste....

At least that is what I think since I've heard people call it the "sh*t gun" before ;)
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Koali on May 26, 2015, 02:07:05 am
Yup, it does barely any damage. I think the enemy spins away to try and escape the flying [HEUGH]storm you're shooting at it.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 26, 2015, 09:04:53 am
Still breaks guns in one shot, but that's probably more the fact they're covered in crap.
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Kamoba on May 26, 2015, 10:09:08 am
I'm not shooting tiis thing till the swabby has cleaned it!
Title: Re: Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.
Post by: Sarabelle Marlowe on May 26, 2015, 04:45:55 pm
urgh, I don't want any stains on my uniform be anything other the coal, soot, oil or blood. I've got standards.

Although, depending on how sealed the barrel was for how long, that methane build up could cause some really interesting results.