Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on February 22, 2013, 10:01:08 pm
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Couldn't let this one die out, not after how long it lasted on the old forum.
In case you're new around here, the concept is simple: read the last post in the thread, and post the first thing you think of.
Anyways, I'll start it off.
Heavy flare gun
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Flash Bang Mines
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Flash mobs of people banging things that are mine.
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Angry mob using landmines.
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Night club flash bangs.
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wub wub
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ElectroBang
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an eletricly charged banana that explodes like a grenade
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Fruit salad with sprite.
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Panera lunch.
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Panda brunch
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The Breakfast Club
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Saturday morning cartoons
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Pokemon
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I lost the game.
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Game Over. Continue?
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Would you like me to say that again?
Default option: yes -_-
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Sunshine! Wahoo!
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Rachet here, tool in hand looking to check out this game IF, I can ever get in game.
Nice forum. :)
Shoot ya soon, I mean, cya soon. 8)
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Eh?
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Looks like somebody posted in the wrong thread.
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That's usually my mistake.
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Marriage and children.
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World of Regrets
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Buy all the moonshine to shun everything out
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It'll Tickle Yore Innards!
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Laughing
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Crying
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The Muse team after another thrashing.
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Today when the Muse devs were crushing a team of noobs, and then I joined the noobs and we crushed them.
That was a lot shorter when it popped into my mind.
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How much I hate Fjords now.
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How much I hate Fjords now.
Why is that?
By the way, aren't you a CA? I'm positive I've seen you with yellow text, but you're not labelled as one here...
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He's a CA, just gets no love. He hates Fjords because Muse got absolutely, painful-to-watch dominated on there today by King's Gambit.
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I had a feeling KG would have a walk in the park. They'll probably still come on to this thread and complain about it, though :P
Anyways, back on topic.
Hilarity
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Bubble's piloting skills. Nah, I kid, he's better than me and we give them a rough enough time.
random .gifs
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Stupid and not funny
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I had to come up with something, I wanted to put Bubbles :P
Memes as a whole.
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Sometimes funny, but they get repetitive
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Saturday Night Live skits.
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Tv is worthless.
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Netflix is hella cheaper. And Hulu.
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Online videos
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Kittens
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Imgur.com
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4 chan
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Back alley of the internet(not to be rude just heard of this phrse from a friend)
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And again I find my first thought would be a banning offense.
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potatoes, obviously
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Hmm... French fries
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Dunno whats for lunch today.
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Pancakes. Well, I just ate a pancake, which is my dinner. Dinner cakes.
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Brinner (breakfast for dinner. thank you Scrubs)
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I just want food.
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Brownies (since I'm currently eating them) :)
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Rocky road... blaaaughard, they're soo fricking tasty. Gotta go bet myself some of 'em now
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It hungers, Rawr.
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Hungry Hungry Hippos
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Fond childhood memories.
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Mario Kart 64
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N64, the pinnacle of console gaming.
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Ocarina of Time, forever the best.
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Majora's Mask....
....
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Dawn of the Last Day
....
....
:o
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Jet Force Gemini. You havent lived without it.
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Ants, loads of multicoloured ants.
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Using a firecracker to wipe out an ant mound.
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Banshee's are literal fireworks now.
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Dog fighting (aviation version, not the animal)
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My dog being dumb and eating bread out of the trash
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Trash-bread is best bred
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My gf's sister is trashy...
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My sisters gf isn't trashy, in fact I don't even have a sister.
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Doesn't matter, had sex.
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one night stand
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playing GOI none stop for the whole night
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Red Bull for all-nighters.
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Dont forget the peanut m&m's for substance.
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Don't panic
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safety towel
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Mostly harmless
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Just kidding.
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laughs hysterically
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Evil laugh
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Dr. Evil
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Fook Yoo
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JESUS WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE SWITCHED FORUMS!?!?!
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Didnt get the Memo?
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Yeah, I need those TCP reports by Friday.
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Mundo downsize what he pleases.
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DEMACIA!!!
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wut
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If it's alright, I will GAREN-tee it!
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Yeah, I need those TCP reports by Friday.
That should be TPS reports :P
Burren
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Close enough
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(I don't know which one to respond to but oh well)
leaves unfinished work
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Didnt go to work.
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I want to leave work
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Called in sick, cause I am
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Black plague
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Bring out your dead!
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And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped
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sheep's bladder
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Sounds like haggis.
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Scotland
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!
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Great movie.
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as was Dune.
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Melange spice
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The spice must flow.
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Indeed.
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yes quite, I say so 'ol chap
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I do fancy a cup of tea around this hour.
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Hmm... english breakfast tea is yummy.
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I actually prefer Earl Grey
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Give me sweet tea.
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letter T
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T junction
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Perpendicular lines....math....learning..... headache
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Is it Slaanesh?
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Reinier von Vladovich.
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I'm sorry I thought this was America!
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America? Bleh. We Canadians are better.
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You created Justin Beiber = not better.
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Teenage girls from Canada need to stop singing and recording it.
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I want her to renounce her Canadian citizenship.
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I wonder what it would take to do that
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Maybe if she wanted to be American, and leave behind any shreds of Canadianness.
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You can take the girl out of Canada, but can't take the Canada out of her.
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All in favour of denouncing Ms. Beiber's Canadian citizenship say "Aye".
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All in favour of denouncing Ms. Beiber's Canadian citizenship say "Aye".
Added a poll!
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I call hax!
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Everything's possible in the pit!
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We can be God if we want to :O. I summon the the power of lightning and strike thee.
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SeaWulfie uses Surf!
Critical hit! It's super effective!
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"I want to be the very best..."
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Like no one ever was.
MUST. CLEANSE. MIND. OF. THAT. TRASH.
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Nope.avi
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My minds still on the previous post with pokemon. It wont go away! Why god damn you why?!
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Pokerap. 8)
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I think Brock was really blind.
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He never really opens his eyes fully, after all.
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That makes him Asian.
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God damn stereotypes. You say Asians, I think rice. I suppose that's better then squinty eyes meaning he's Asian. And he's dark, maybe Malasian?
... I'm hungry.
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Everything bagels in the mornin'.
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bagglegel
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Hmmm.... Donuts
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Doh!
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yellow
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Big Bird?
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US Marshals
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Con Air.
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The virus.
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T-Virus
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Umbrella Corporation: We make things better... with zombies. ^_^
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Aperture Science, manufacturer of shower curtain rings
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and blue diet aid
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Which turned out to be rather bouncy
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I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET THE GUYS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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You have just acquired the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, which is worth more than the combined incomes and internal organs of [subject hometown here].
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We make cake, for science.
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You just keep on trying 'till you run of cake and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
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I think we can put our differences aside... for science... you monster.
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We've both made decisions that you're going to regret...
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Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial uses.
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Plus who doesnt like a rock?
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Whoever is sentenced to death by stoning
*Edit*... I am a little frightened that this was my first thought... I may need therapy
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Let me make this clear... Nobody throws a stone until I say to begin, even if they do say "Jehovah".
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This morning is off to a rocky start.
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the fact that this is that funny to me, means that I need more sleep
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The best part of wakin' up, is a BOWL OF CEREAL. F*CK FOLGERS.
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I HAD CEREAL. I HATE FOLGERS.
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now I'm hungry
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dammit, I need some cereal now
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I prefer some pancakes with lots of syrup :)
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Disregard pancakes, acquire pizza.
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not a big fan of Tomato sauce... Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza is the way to go
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Bypass all other toppings and just add bacon. Supreme Bacon Pizza
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Canadian bacon is the best bacon.
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Lies. Canadian bacon is glorified ham.
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More lies. We have the best everything (except... her...).
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I want bacon.
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Hmm Bacon wrapped fries, layered over ham that is all wrapped up in a bacon weave, served with a grease shake. 'Merica
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Fries covered in gravy and cheese curds. Canada.
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Diabetes
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Fat man gives no second thoughts about nurgle and bacon
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Comon... it's bacon.... who gives second thoughts to bacon?
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IT'S BACON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErapf79rqM)
I would have directly embedded that but apparently SMF doesn't include Youtube embedding by default. (http://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=2681)
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Epic Meal Time
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why is this always about food when I'm hungry?
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My first thought , a question.
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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well if your handing out money, then I'll take some of that
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oh free money
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I got a paid snow day. Free money!
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lucky -.-
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Rabbit's feet.
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How I wish I could be eating some rabbit right now...
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Poor rabbit :(
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Be very very quiet.
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.........................
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..........LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEENKINSSSSS......... (break silence)
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Baked sausage is delicious
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Sausage wrapped in bacon...
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How did we end up in bacon again?
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Everything begins and ends with bacon.
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COMBO BREAKER!
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Combo bacon?
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Bacon Deluxe
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Bacon in my soul
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House of Worship for Bacon
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Baconites
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Small pieces of bacon
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Super Meat Pizza.
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Oink Oink
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Bacon again?
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Bacon Vodka?
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I made bacon this morning.... thanks to this thread
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I need to buy some bacon...
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Can we talk about something other than bacon now?
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Places that sell bacon?
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Pig
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Pigs sell bacon? Someone forgot to mention to them where it comes from...
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I hate you all
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Laughing so hard that I think I died a little from the posts above.
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Bacon kills more often than laughter.
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I'm actually having Potato soup with bacon bits for lunch today :P
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All non-bacon conversations are invalid.
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Can we change the topic of this thread to bacon?
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Sirloin wrapped in bacon... hmm...
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Poll now reflects correct bacon requirement.
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All hail to bacon!
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Let's all bow down to it's glory
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I'm not worthy!
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The unworthy must be cleansed! By holy bacon!
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We must offer a sacrifice of cheeseburgers.
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mmmm bacon cheeseburgers
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cheese bacon-burgers
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are there really cheese bacon? and where can I get them
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they are (this is letting you in on super-secret MUSE secrets btw) locked up, amongst other things, in MUSE's basement
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Now my burrito tonight must have bacon. Damn.
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This thread needs more bacon.
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^ This message brought to you by the bacon association of the world
Bacon on!
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Air Bacconeers
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I might actually buy it if it had bacon.
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Did I mention that I like bacon?
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If we get ship customization we need a bacon Goldfish.
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Bacon cooked with flamethrowers
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A bacon dispenser at the helm.
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FREE BACON
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Push Button, Receive Bacon
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MOAR BACON
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Epic Bacon Time!
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More Bacon Strips, More Bacon Strips, More Bacon Strips, Add Jack Daniels all up in here
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I'm having bacon on Saturday <3
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Im having bacon NOW!
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First thought game is now first bacon game.
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We might need a new thread just for bacon.
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Cows.
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Triple baconater. The ultimate fusion of cow and pg!
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I had bacon before it was cool...
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Hipster bacon?
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Before that.... antique bacon :P
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Organic bacon
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Robot bacon
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fictional bacon
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Bermuda bacon?
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It was there... but then it disappeared
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Magical Bacon
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/
Just sayin
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I love that site, really want the lightsaber chopsticks. (sorry geek moment)
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BdrLine... I am your father...
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
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May the bacon be with you.
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These are not the bacon you are looking for
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Thats no moon, its a BACONSTATION
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Your lack of bacon disturbs me.
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Commander Cody execute Order Bacon Bacon
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Strong with the bacon, Luke is.
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IT'S A BACON!!!!!!!!
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Switching all power to front Bacon sheilds
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Our shields can't repel bacon of that magnitude!
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Baconquake!!!
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The Empire puts a tax on bacon. The Rebellion is born.
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I can make the Kessel run in 12 bacons
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Luke you turned off your targeting bacon, what is wrong?
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No. I am your bacon.
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Chewbacon
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Barium (Ba)
Cobalt (Co)
Nitrogen (N)
BaCoN
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Say in a Jamaican accent
"Beer Can"
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Arn't you a little short to be a bacon?
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Obi-Wan Baconobi
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Ba2-Con2
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Should we rename this thread the first thought bacon?
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Only bacon can answer you.
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You devious bacon consumer!
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Ten commandments of Bacon:
1. Thou shalt not choose any food before Bacon.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images bearing likeness to Bacon above, nor Bacon beneath, nor the Bacon beneath that other Bacon. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for It is a jealous Bacon, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Bacon; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Bacon, and keep Bacon's commandments
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bacon in vain; for Bacon will not hold him guiltless that taketh Its name in vain.
4. Keep Bacon day holy. Thou shalt work for six days, but the seventh day belongs to Bacon. Preferably, all seven days are Bacon day.
5. Honour thy Bacon and any Bacon left over: that thy days may be long upon the land which Bacon giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not throw Bacon into the garbage can.
7. Thou shalt not betray thy love for Bacon by replacing It with inferior foods.
8. Thou shalt steal Bacon, for It is just that good.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy Bacon.
10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's Bacon, for to not do so would be a betrayal to It.
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The Bacon has spoken
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Pray to Bacon, and It shall answer thee.
-Pigs 19:1
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The Cookbook Holy Book of Bacon
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The bacon! LET IT SING UNTO US!
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Welcome to the secret order of the bacon.... protecting bacons everywhere
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THE ILLUMINATI OF BACON!!!
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Don't you mean Illumibacon?
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Thy Bacon is illuminated.
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Bacon Lamps... Where can I get some?
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Perhaps Ikea sells bacon lamps.
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NOTE
If you want to discuss bacon, head to the new "First Thought Bacon" thread. If I see any more bacon posts here, I'll be doing some locking.
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I think it is appropriate to start off with A New Beginning.
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The beginning and the end
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(I see someone changed the poll)
Alpha and Omega
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The poll has been reset for your polling pleasures.
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Ah, I wanted it to be a bit biased from the get-go :P
No matter, anybody with sense will obviously see Liechtenstein as a dirty communist-terrorist-Nazi country (or whatever it is you Americans hate).
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Dang dirty commie-terrorist-nazi, had to be in the middle of other counties and be one of the smallest. I curse you when I had to find you in geograpy class
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Don't worry I'm against the invasion of Liechtenstein.
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How dare you???
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Because Liechtenstein is obviously supposed to invade the US, duh
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Now that's an idea!
*e-mails prince of Liechtenstein*
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I propose sanctions against this country
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What sanctions do you suggest?
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Hair gel, we know their secret weapon is good looking people
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Damn, I knew it all along!
Of course, Canada can't participate in this invasion. We'll go and diplomatically wave a few flags or something.
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Dont forget about apologizing for nothing
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1)Sorry that i did that thing
2) No, I'm sorry that thing about that other thing
1)Oh, I'm sorry
2)Sorry as well
(:P)
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That's basically me when I'm piloting.
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I ram into everything for the sake of ramming
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I have "Titanic moments" in my boat all the time.
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I have "Titanic moments" in my boat all the time.
forcing a random crewmember to run up with me at the bowsprit so that I can scream: I'm king of the world!
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Once the ship is about to die lets say "I won't let go [insert random crewmate name here]"
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We have to do this, film it, and put it on YouTube.
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We have to do this, film it, and put it on YouTube.
+1
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Maybe use a galleon since it has a crowsnest and a pointed bow
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The Pyra also has a good spike on the front.
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The man has a point, let's do this
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Commence "Eye of The Tiger"
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Do we do it wing commander style or not?
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For some reason my first thought on "wing" was Solo Wing Pixy
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My Little Pony (I'm not a brony, seriously).
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(a wrong reference and not a brony as well but here goes)
Pinke Pie
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Pumpkin Pie... yumm
(would be kinda funny if we switched to pies next :P... Though I'm sure Sunderland would kill me)
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Coconut cream pie
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Chocolate Cream Pie
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3.14 backwards is PIE
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The cake is a pie
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All your pie are belong to me.
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What you pie!!!
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(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/b/2011/347/a/a001b3d1626515c80f61aa5d39500dd9-pe8ipa.jpg)
That is happening
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"And I will always love you." LOL
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Don't leave me!!!
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Get out of my house
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Home Alone (ugh)
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Come into my house
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Woah, we just met. Slow down there.
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I only do it on days that end in "y"
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Does Marcus have a y chromosome? She's been pretty cranky lately.
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Psht, girls. They only exist in fairy tales.
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Cooties.
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Ugh.
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Bleh
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Achoo
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Sneeze
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Mine are explosively loud that I can silence Walmart for a few seconds, this is no joke.
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Ahhhh walmart, when my standards have gone so low that I'll even eat a pretzel from that lonely machine in the dirty food court stuffed away near mens clothing.
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I dislike walmart.
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A market full of walls
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Im scared of the Mcdonald's inside.
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The golden arches got me!
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Heck the clown still scares me
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He wants your fries.
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Then it caught fryer
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"ding fries are done, ding fries are done"
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Truck backing up sound
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Truckers eat lots of fries.
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Goldmember: Breaker-breaker one-niner, this is Goldie Wang. Over.
Dr. Evil: Ten-four there, Goldie Wang. This is Rubber Duckie. What's your ten-twenty? Over.
Goldmember: I've got Preparation H in my rear and Smokey the Bear on my back door. We got us a convoy. Over.
Dr. Evil: Yee-haw! Copy that, you son of a bitch, pile of monkey nuts.
(had to put this here lol)
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I need to get myself a mini-me... anyone up for the job?
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I'm not small enough
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Look in your kitchen drawer?
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Knives
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Spoons
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cereal
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Serial.... (I know I'm an IT geek... I'm sorry)
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Serial killer
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Cereal Killer
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How dare you harm cereal?
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HOW DARE YOU HARM SERIAL!?
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Binary.
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Hex
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rex
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Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus
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RAWR IMMA DINOSAUR
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IMMA EAT U
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Get In My Belly
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Jabu-Jabu's Belly
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Jabba The Hutt
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Why does everything come back to Star Wars?
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
I hate you a little bit inside :P
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"There was this Thread that has many first thoughts posted,..."
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First Thought Game: Episode IV: A New Forum
Episode V: Shut Up About Bacon
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First Thought Game: Episode IV: A New Forum
Episode V: Shut Up About Bacon
Episode VI : Return of the Bacon.. ?
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First Thought Game: Episode IV: A New Forum
Episode V: Shut Up About Bacon
Episode VI : Return of the Bacon.. ?
Don't you dare!
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... :( ok; I'll go back to my corner :-[
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Corner kick!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSIIIIIMMMMMMMOOOOO
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That was too long for my phone to display.
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Why are you on a phone, such can not handle such awesome
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Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Hmm puzzles you speak in does much to confuse others
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Yoda
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now you're just messing with me Sunderland....
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It's working rather well.
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Working whiskey stills. Delicious.
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let's get us some moonshine
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Time for some ram kills.
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Time to drink at Burning Skies Saloon.
more shameless ad
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"Now a word from our Sponsor"
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"White Steam Whiskey, Smokin hot since a week ago!"
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"So hot, It may blow your top off!"
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"Wild Wind Ale. It even makes Sunderland look purrty!"
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"Cation: It may cause mild to severe set of hallucinations, Ask your doctor if this is right for you"
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Cations and anions
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Chemistry anyone?
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Physics anybody else?
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I shall take physics my junior year of high school! Which just so happens to be next year, hurrah for honors physics!
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Im quite the opposite, i have to take physics for my civil engineering major next semester, whoop-di-do
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*Psh* Who needs physics? Religion is better.
Oh please don't let this descend into a flame war. It was my first thought!
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BURN THE SCIENCE HERETIC!!!!!
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451!
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Farenheit
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Poor Books :(
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Green book on fire
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I was gonna say "fire-book on green", but that's just retarted...
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Retarted? You're on a roll with these new words, Spoon :P
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Retarted
One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
See it's a real word :P
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Urban Dictionary
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Hipster crap.
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I would rather say 12 year old's crap
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Yuck.
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puke
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Acid death
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Acid rain
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chocolate rain
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Bittersweet
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Cinnamon
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Cinnamon Challenge
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Ultimate Cinnamon Battle
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Ultimate Cinnamon Battle
For the record, Sunderland violated didn't violate his own rule :P
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NOTE
If you want to discuss bacon, head to the new "First Thought Bacon" thread. If I see any more bacon posts here, I'll be doing some locking.
So does Sunderland lock his own thread? *comence dramatic, ominous music*
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Shit! I thought I was posting in the other thread.
*censors*
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Sneaky Sunderland is sneaky. >.>
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Tricksy hobbitsssss
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Silly Hobbit, Rings are for Goblins!
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Gretchen in 40k.
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Snotlings
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Green blobs
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Blubber
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Walrus
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Jamie Hyneman
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Beret + beard
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Stereotypical French person
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Oh oui oui ze French love their bread
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T'es vraiment con, tu sais ? :P
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French seems to be the base language of a lot of African countries in protracted civil wars.
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That's because the French people went there and brought their bad French laws in!
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Napoleon!!
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Waterloo
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Remember the Alamo!
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The Last Stand
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This is my last resort! (cue appropriate music)
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It's the Final Countdown!
(cue dumb magic tricks)
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It's The Eye of The Tiger
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Do you drink wa-TAR or wa-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting
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War! What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING!
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I thought somebody raging with a bucket on their head in fish sticks in their hands, stuffing them in their mouth while screaming. That is what absolutely nothing conjured into my head.
They might have been cheese sticks.
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Doctor Seuss
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big-ass hat
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big ass-hat
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Everything is bigger in Texas
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And louder. Gosh, you Americans are loud people!
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I am a loud person, nothing compared to the sun though, that's a raging inferno.
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Hell, where all people who do not believe in (B word not allowed in this thread) are sent.
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well it is hot down there
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Summer, 102 degrees, fans running, cats trying to get in direct line of the fan, by laying ontop of me. Wake up itchy, sweaty and covered in fur.
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Winter. It spills into Spring. I hate Winter.
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It's spring and it snowed today..............
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9 inches. 9 god damn inches of snow, and now it's all gone! I both love and hate this area of the world, and marvel at its finicky climate flipping attitudes.
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Washington, where you can experience all 4 seasons in the space of 24 hours.
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Canada.
The winters will make you think the world is a cruel place.
Spring will constantly switch between winter, summer, and lots of rain.
Summer will be way to freaking hot and make you wish for winter and kill you with mosquitoes.
Autumn will switch between winter and summer and more rain and more mosquitoes.
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Ohio... If you dont like the weather... wait an hour
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Usually I walk to school wearing four layers, plus a hat and gloves. By the time I'm nearly there, I only need three layers, no hat, no gloves. When I walk home, I need two layers, no gloves or hat. Once I'm nearly there, I need three layers, a hat, no gloves. Beat that, Americans!
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I live in a place where tourists come every spring and look at the tulips, the fact of the matter is while it livens up the town, it somewhat annoys the locals, me included.
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Lag as fog
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How in the Emperor's name did you get that?
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Heresy and mutation!
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On The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life
(back when it was considered heresy)
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Oh science
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Oh Daughter
(Good Band right there)
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Hey Jude
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Who?
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Doctor
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Apple
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Applewood Smoked B ---- No wait! Applesauce.... yeah.... that's what I wanted to say :P
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Applewood Smoked Applesauce... now i wonder how that will taste ???
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Beavers smoking bacon pipes with applesauce garments. I honestly don't know why that was the first image to pop into my mind
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o.0.... oh no! Sunderland be kind! he's new.... he doesn't know the rules ......... whyyyyyyyyyyy
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*gasp* It's the "B" word Shall I say the last rites
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Beavers smoking bacon pipes with applesauce garments. I honestly don't know why that was the first image to pop into my mind
BLASPHEMY!!!
Not only did you utter that word in the wrong thread, but you also wrote the word with a lowercase b. Of course I'm not going to punish you (that would be an abuse of mod powers), but don't do it again :P
For future reference:
NOTE
If you want to discuss bacon, head to the new "First Thought Bacon" thread. If I see any more bacon posts here, I'll be doing some locking.
The locking thing was an empty threat, but we want to keep discussion on that particular type of pig meat out of this thread. We spent about 10 pages stuck on it.
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But Bologna is perfectly fine :P also, we may have tried to start up a 10 page thing on pies too.... didn't take off as much as I wanted it to :P
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I'm glad that pie didn't work out. We have enough irrelevant first thoughts as it is!
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An irrelevant thought hmm... "Look..... SQUIRREL"
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WHERE???
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I LOVE SQUIRRELS!!
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I torture squirrels for fun (I don't).
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I wouldn't have guessed!
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Really? Don't I give off a squirrel-torturing aura?
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No, you give a rock crashing vibe.
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I see you as a ship crashing, chilling on top of a goldfish type :P
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Chilling on top of the Goldfish is fun. I once got my captain and the other engineer to go up with me, and we partied a bit up there.
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I'm on a fish motherfucker on a fish, looking me mother fucker on the mother fucking gold fish.
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I don't really like Lonely Island myself.
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I like lonely Island, lonely island is not as lonely as one may think
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I torture squirrels for fun (I don't).
Ender's Game.
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Game of Thrones
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Magician: Apprentice
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Dune
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rune
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I torture squirrels for fun (I don't).
Ender's Game.
^^Favorite Book
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The Hobbit was a boring movie.
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That scary scene in lord of the rings when Bilbo wants his ring back
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That scary scene in lord of the rings when Bilbo wants his ring back
They spent 3 weeks or something making a puppet to be merged with the actor for 1 second to get that scene.
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That scary scene in lord of the rings when Bilbo wants his ring back
They spent 3 weeks or something making a puppet to be merged with the actor for 1 second to get that scene.
and 2 years of therapy for every little kid who saw it, nice
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That scary scene in lord of the rings when Bilbo wants his ring back
They spent 3 weeks or something making a puppet to be merged with the actor for 1 second to get that scene.
and 2 years of therapy for every little kid who saw it, nice
I have to admit, it's still kinda weird to see Bilbo in the Hobbit movie. I keep imagining him as that guy.
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Radagast was a terrible character. Tolkien didn't intend him to be that strange, and he shouldn't have been in the movie at all.
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Radagast was a terrible character. Tolkien didn't intend him to be that strange, and he shouldn't have been in the movie at all.
Radagast was terrible. The plot of the hobbit was terrible too. It's nothing like the epic storyline of Lord of the Rings, so I don't know why Peter Jackson thinks he can make it seem that way.
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Radagast was a terrible character. Tolkien didn't intend him to be that strange, and he shouldn't have been in the movie at all.
Radagast was terrible. The plot of the hobbit was terrible too. It's nothing like the epic storyline of Lord of the Rings, so I don't know why Peter Jackson thinks he can make it seem that way.
I wouldn't say it was terrible, but it wasn't intended for the same audience as LoTR. Peter Jackson tried a bit too hard to make it seem more epic, while throwing in some bad humour at the same time.
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Radagast was a terrible character. Tolkien didn't intend him to be that strange, and he shouldn't have been in the movie at all.
Radagast was terrible. The plot of the hobbit was terrible too. It's nothing like the epic storyline of Lord of the Rings, so I don't know why Peter Jackson thinks he can make it seem that way.
I wouldn't say it was terrible, but it wasn't intended for the same audience as LoTR. Peter Jackson tried a bit too hard to make it seem more epic, while throwing in some bad humour at the same time.
Have you guys seen the old cartoon movie? from what I remember it kicked ass
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Lord of the Rings was a great movie, however.
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Lord of the Rings was a great movie, however.
Well, great series of movies, that is.
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Theres only one return, and it's of the Jedi.
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Ugh, the prequel trilogy was horrendous. I'm not looking forward to seeing what Disney does...
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Ugh, the prequel trilogy was horrendous. I'm not looking forward to seeing what Disney does...
It's character backstories I believe, knowing Disney they will start with widely loved and hands down fan favorite Jar Jar Binks! Followed of course by non other than Watto, young Ankins "owner"
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Ugh, the prequel trilogy was horrendous. I'm not looking forward to seeing what Disney does...
It's character backstories I believe, knowing Disney they will start with widely loved and hands down fan favorite Jar Jar Binks! Followed of course by non other than Watto, young Ankins "owner"
I'm not sure... They've got Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford on board. Do you have a link to an article saying that it's about backstories? I haven't heard that anywhere.
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Ugh, the prequel trilogy was horrendous. I'm not looking forward to seeing what Disney does...
It's character backstories I believe, knowing Disney they will start with widely loved and hands down fan favorite Jar Jar Binks! Followed of course by non other than Watto, young Ankins "owner"
I'm not sure... They've got Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford on board. Do you have a link to an article saying that it's about backstories? I haven't heard that anywhere.
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/02/06/star-wars-spin-offs-young-han-solo-movie-boba-fett/
it's a young Han Solo
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in addition to the post-Return of the Jedi trilogy that had already been announced.
So the trilogy itself is not going to be background stories.
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Doesn't Han solo's youth include Bobba Fett?
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Bubble Feets? BUBBLE FEETS??!!
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Yes, Howard has feet. I don't see the big deal.
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I heard that my waffles are ready
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xkcd
Not sure why...
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Math jokes
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I had to take an algebra midterm today............
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ha Algebra, CHILDS PLAY MY GOOD SIR
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It was really easy actually, I was just slightly annoyed by the fact of having to take it.
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you on break to?
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Oh yeah, begins today in fact. I should also point out it was algebra 2, I'm taking Pre-Calc next year.
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I'm doing pre-cal this year, this is the last weekend of my break :'(
if you're in highschool when you finish Alg 2 you no longer are required to take math
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*sits in confusion at weird American course names*
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Sophomore, Junior, or Senior?
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I technically finished all my math at the end of my Freshman year, but nobody told me -_-
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Misfortune?
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Having to do trig and only realizing half way through the class that you took a Dante exam to skip it and passed.
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Sounds painful.
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Not for me, ha, college, I prefer to stay out of debt and employed.
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*sits in confusion at weird American course names*
so what are your course names?
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Bachelor of Fine Arts: Creative and Professional Writing.
Oh that's my degree let's see...
Intro, Wonderlands, Pop Fic Pop Culture, Great Books, Stylistics and Poetics, Ed Dev, Publishing, Scriptwriting.
Pretty standard here in Aus. Little more creative cause of the faculty. The ones mentioned above werent really odd.
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Aus = Beer + People - Dignity
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Can = People + "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get in your way"
Ok, not really. We're not like that.
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USA = People + Bible (Good Bible + Bad Bible) + Abortion Rights + Gun Laws - Education
I still wouldn't want to live anywhere else :')
except Fiji, that would kick ass
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Finland would be a cool place to live.
People + too much drinking + education + insane rally drivers + ridiculously cool language
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Don't they get universal health care? I know Canada does, I don't understand why we have such a problem with it in America
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Finland definitely does. The States just has a problem with it because it's "damn commie crap" or whatever. It's kind of sad to see how many things in the States are issues when other countries figured them out a long time ago.
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it's very frustrating, I mean, the fact that teaching Evolution in schools can be considered out landish is freaking ridiculous
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I know! Especially when your constitution clearly states that the government shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion. I'm fine with people practicing their beliefs, but it should not have an effect on schooling, and in particular they shouldn't try acting as if they deserve priority over all other groups. Whether they like or not, evolution is proven.
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yeah it was kinda the whole reason for our nation starting in the first place, religious freedom, all because your family is catholic doesn't mean every single other family in the school is catholic, or should be catholic. Then they have the audacity to say it's un-american to not teach God in schools smh.
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Exactly. And if Muslims started asking for the Qu'ran to be taught in schools, the same ones pushing the Bible to be taught would be furious about it. The only way to be fair to all religions is to have them keep to themselves, or else nobody's going to benefit.
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yeah unfortunately (correct me if im wrong) I think Christianity, Catholicism, preach for you to try and convert as many people as possible, they may be trying to do good by what they think is "saving" us, but in reality it's not good if we as a society want to move forward
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It's really just the fundamentalists who go around trying to "save" people. Most Christians are more accepting of what other people think. Though to be honest, the States seem to have a lot of fundamentalists. Certainly doesn't help you guys.
That's just my point of view in a nutshell. Religion is fine unless it goes too far (much like anything else in the world).
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true dat
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Spandau Ballet
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Death by dance club
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Cake or death?
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Death NO I MEANT CAKE
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You said death first!
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Ok where's the stoning team.
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Are there any women here today?
(anybody who gets the reference gains respect from me)
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Cheer up Brian!
Some things in life are bad.
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse...
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Always look on the bright side of life...
(+1 respect for Linen Murakami)
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At least the other guy looks worse.
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He bruises like a peach.
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I don't like peaches.
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It's a good thing you're not being forced to eat him then.
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Him? What?
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He bruises like a peach.
"He" I don't have to explain to you who "He" is now do I?
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I didn't look far enough back.
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And now your back, from outer space
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Space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Khaaaaaaan!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
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OF *covers mouth before "B" word comes out*
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FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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DAMN COMMIES
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BLOODY FREAKING CAPITALISTS!
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MOSQUITO ON MY HAND I JUST NOTICED
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FLEX!
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BEND!
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WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
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BECAUSE MY CAPS IS STU....oh wait.
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Wait, what are we doing?
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I don't know... Who are you again?
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I.... don't know, who are you?
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Amnesia.... Muse's new nerfing tool
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Carrronades are too... ooh kittens.
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I was once going to destroy the world, but then I was distracted by a shiny object.
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SHINY
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Kaylee <3
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Star
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Nurgle Babies
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Plague lord
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Sauron
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Valar
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Eru Illuvitar.
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(You mean Eru Illúvatar, with an accent)
Fëanor
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I can't be bothered to do accents unless it's for Spanish class.
Alatar the blue.
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Manwë
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IxqDoVaLqhc
Yup.
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I was about to read the Silmarillion... but then I didn't
ok let's see... urm.. Morgoth
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(I tried reading it, but the constant use of names that start with F and the hundreds of names for people and places in several languages got me a bit lost)
Melkor
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Candor..........
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Ilostthegame
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I hate you so much right now.
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Candor..........
Dauntless
*Edit* Mad props to those who may get the reference
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Candor..........
Dauntless
*Edit* Mad props to those who may get the reference
There was another...
Wasn't it like Erudite?
Either way, it's a book about how being smart is bad and bravery is good and then *bam* romance.
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Candor..........
Dauntless
*Edit* Mad props to those who may get the reference
There was another...
Wasn't it like Erudite?
Either way, it's a book about how being smart is bad and bravery is good and then *bam* romance.
Yup! also Amnity.... It was a good book... Salute to Keon
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HATRED AND A WAFFLE!!!!
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Belgium
-
that about sums up everything.
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Sigma
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Delta
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Geometry
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Proofs
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Pure Torture in math form
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I hate proofs...........
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So do people who think that climate change and evolution are hoaxes.
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Isn't that called ignorance?
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Deliceous.
I can't explain it, I just think hmm, tastes good when I think of willfull ignorance.
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I would say what my first thought was, but the thread's rules prohibit it.
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baLconies?
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mmmmmm Balconies... they are delectable all wood flavored and everything....
(I'm sorry Sunderland I had to.... I could not resist the temtation :) )
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Don't worry, I have nothing against balconies. Spoon came close to crossing the line, though :P
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mwuheheh
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Should we get that heresy clearing battle together soon?
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I think that that discussion is better suited to the thread where we discuss the type of pig meat which cannot be named here.
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Pig meat which is almighty............. um err....... So, who like starship troopers?
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The only good bug is a dead bug.
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Loved the first one, even tough being horribly B
The sequels though, ugh
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Watched the sequels for the boobies, not gonna lie.
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Well then tim.............
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yum
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Red Robin
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Robin hood
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Men in Tights
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We're men, We're men in tights!
We roam around the forest looking for fights!
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Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes...
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... Oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
^ Prolly one of my favorite scenes in that movie
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Only one person would dare give me the raspberry, Lonestar!
I love older comedy.
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COMB THE DESERT!!!
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With machine guns
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For he who controls Dune, Controls the spice.
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THREAD FREAKING BUMP, after over a year of activity if you include the old forum, if we let this die out one of the old vestiges from the old regime will fall, this must survive.
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I will survive, I will survive, as long as I know how to love I know I will survive.
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I think I can, I think I can!
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I will survive, I will survive, as long as I know how to love I know I will survive.
The only thing that came into my mind :D
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How original
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OG
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OP (Zill)
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So who saw the Enders Game Trailer.
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That's a thing?
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Not me
-
It is a thing. Hopefully a good thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0cUBi4hwE
(warning, spoilers. Like, giant, planet spoilers.)
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I don't know how I feel about this, other then the fact I have the intense need to re-read the series.
-
Please stop playing the game, Pieman, your levels are pi and your name is pie! GET IT?
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AS LONG AS CA's ARE MY FRIEND YOU CAN EDIT MY LEVELS, IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!!!
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Is anyone else creeped out by that new action game remember me?
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That actually looks interesting.
-
How original
but Sund, being original is hard :'(
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Originality blows, take the easy well paved road with its fast food resteraunts. Hmmm... Wendy's..
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Great now I want Bacon.
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Great now I want Bacon.
*points at thread rules*
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wonders if Sunderland can find said thread rules?... then laughs at the image of Sunderland srolling through 46 pages of posts to find them
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Page 21. Took me 10 seconds to find it.
Don't mess with a guy with a good memory :P
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I wish I had memories.
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"Hi I'm Tom."....."Do I know, you? Hi I'm Tom. :)".....
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'This is Major Tom to Ground Control'
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Tom Sawyer
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Straw hat and overalls
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Southern US
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Bible belt.
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I'd get shot for expressing my point of view down there.
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So would I.
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If you go further south west you'll be fine :P
-
My region of the country isn't widly known outside of it for its amazing love for ice cream. If you live here though, it becomes alarmingly apparent.
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Mint choc chip ice cream :P
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I Want to say something about a certain meat food being a ice cream flavor :P , but I know Sundrland is always watching and say minty goodness :)
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1984
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Animal Farm.
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pig farm.... (I wonder how close I can get before I cross that specific meat rule :P)
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porkchops
(I almost said Animal Farm but had this sneaky suspicion I would find that to be the last post on the previous page)
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Canadian --- aw heck it's essentially a thinly sliced piece of ham...
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O Canada, terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est saint de fleurons glorieux,
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brilliants exploits (Lol, sure).
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
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höhöhö... baguette
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Croissant
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Once you've had a croissant from a bakery in France, you don't want one from anywhere else ever again.
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Have you been to France Sunderland?
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I lived there for four years.
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interesting
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Very interesting.
*commence slow but mechanical laughter*
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I imagined mechanical nut crackers laughing at me, and piles of crushed walnuts. Crushed walnuts everywhere.
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Ahh walnuts, why does cracking them open feel so satisfying?
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I usually end up making a mess of things.
-
That's why we whack before spraying
-
Airship engineering, got to love it.
-
I'm going to have to admit something that scares me.
Sometimes I enjoy ramming more than engineering.
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pyramidion
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Flatmidion
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Chute vent
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Laundry Chute
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My laundry!!!! (thanks for reminding)
-
The laundry is magic to the past, we should send 1 back to the stone age.
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Neolithic javelins!
-
Primero Vorian Atreides and his Ballista Warships
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jesus
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Goku
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Poku
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I'll poke you
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A sharp stick
-
Oonga Boonga
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Me man, make FIRE!!!
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Fire in the kitchen.
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We didn't start it
-
Flame war
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Shink's fault
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terrorism.
-
I say that china is about as Asian as my DNA.
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My DNA is so boring. Almost entirely traceable back to Britain. Except some Ukranian blood in there too.
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Not gonna let this become dusty.
-
Dusty like a dust bunny?
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hehe fluffy bunny
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Rabbit is so, so delicious.
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"It's magically delicious"
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my little bunny: cooked flesh is magic.
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Easy Bake Oven
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Creepy Crawlers.
And damnit, I was writing a short essay about the "bunny" post, but you went and changed the topic before I could hit send. So I'm just gonna post it anyway. It's the pit. Screw the rules.
I had a bunny once. The girl I was living with took it from a friend. I begged her not to, but there the bunny was. It smelled so bad we had to devote the entire 'guest' room to 'bunny' room. It became painfully apparent, immediately, that neither of us actually wanted a bunny, but we had it. This was a pretty huge point of contention in an already strained relationship. A few weeks later, she was with one of her brothers friends, and in the long and painful process of moving out. It took her over 3 months to actually get her stuff out. At least she paid her half of the rent the entire time she was gone. Here's the kicker, though; she left the bunny. That bunny sat in that room for months while the rest of her belongings were at my place. I'm not a bad person, so of course I took care of it. Hell, I changed its bedding more often that she did. I would call her and beg her to get the bunny. I was spending hours and hours every week taking care of this thing that was basically the embodiment of the end of our relationship. It was horrible. She didn't seem to care. Finally, I found a somewhat 'backwoods' friend who would be more than happy to adopt the bunny from me. He wanted to make a bunny stew. Seriously. When I let her know Mr.Bunny had found a new home, and what that entailed, the rabbit was gone with her three days later.
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Camel Spiders
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Interesting things.
-
Swords!
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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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I didn't vote for you!
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You don't vote for kings!
-
Off with his head!
-
Sounds like the French Revolution is in full swing......... again.
-
Why did that make me think of bagels?
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Bagels with avocado and goat cheese <3
Alternatively, just bagels with lox.
-
Bagels = good
Doughnuts = Great!
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DOUGHNUTSSSSSSSSSS
Also, coffee.
-
Coffee time with Dodger!
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I'm very sceptical about how the new Zelda game looks.
-
Wind Waker HD = Awesome
Link Between Worlds = Less Awesome
Wii Fit Trainer = Lehran Rage
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The Wonderful 101 was pretty cool. Played it at their booth. My friend does PR for Nintendo, so got in their vip area, hahaha. Basically the same setup but without lines, so saw a few games.
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Link Between Worlds seems Ok... I'm gonna get it, but I'm not going to expect that much.
But there is NO EXCUSE for the Wii Fit Trainer.
And Howard, I envy you.
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hehe envy, The Green Little Monster
-
Are we going to let this thread die out. I hope not.
My first thought....eh magic?
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Lucky charms, they're magically delicious
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Leprechaun in the Hood.
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LepRECON, am I the only who's read that?
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Ghost Recon
And Pie, I still need to finish the series, I read the one up to where he goes back in time for the lemur
-
Ghost Recon
And Pie, I still need to finish the series, I read the one up to where he goes back in time for the lemur
I have the one after that, I still need to read the last one though.
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50 shades of grey
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Denied!
-
Denied?
"No stairway... denied!"
who gets this?
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hurreh potah
-
You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
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In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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Goes in... goes out, hehe...
...That can only be one thing...
Inserting and withdrawing a solenoid from between a coil of wires to create an electromagnetic field........... obviously.
-
.......
And I will never look at a solenoid in the same way.
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hah
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You're all either insane or I'm insane and don't know it-jksdfbgdauadadfauigyshUGUHGFHKNJFHKAGFGMHNGKZnglOGCuhb HUIHFKHAHAHRAHAAHHAFAHUIFHGHHIHFIKAGKIAHFUFGTFLGB+ILFGO
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*head-desk*
-
*Waffle Smack*
-
Belgium
-
Chocolate
-
Yum
-
Reeeeeddddd Robin.
-
Fudge hammer.............
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Mojnir
-
Surely you mean Mjölnir :P
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Surely you mean Mjölnir :P
I wanna hug you
or you know, actually it's Mjölner but good enough
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Cultural correctness
-
Hey I can't help it. Norse stuff is my biggest pet peeve :P
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ODIN.
It's always gotta be capitalised, as you simply can't say his name without shouting/sounding like a boss.
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Surely you mean Mjölnir :P
I wanna hug you
or you know, actually it's Mjölner but good enough
Actually I think Mjölnir is also an accepted spelling :P
What really bugs me is when people omit umlauts, as if it makes no difference. THEY'RE DIFFERENT LETTERS, PEOPLE!!!
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Surely you mean Mjölnir :P
I wanna hug you
or you know, actually it's Mjölner but good enough
Actually I think Mjölnir is also an accepted spelling :P
oh yeah actually it is, I forgot that the Islandic spelling is different from the scandinavian
What really bugs me is when people omit umlauts, as if it makes no difference. THEY'RE DIFFERENT LETTERS, PEOPLE!!!
horrible, just horrible
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I Hate It When People Talk Like This It Bugs Me And Makes Me Want To Stab My Eyes Out.
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Hehe stabs
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I FIND IT MORE FRUSTRATING WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL SPEAKS IN A DIGNIFIED MANNER, BUT JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE HIS CAPS LOCK ON.
IT'S AS IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING, BUT IS TOO LAZY TO CORRECT HIS MISTAKE ONCE IT STARTED.
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I Hate It When People Talk Like This It Bugs Me And Makes Me Want To Stab My Eyes Out.
Me: "THAT WORD DOES NOT NEED TO BE CAPITALIZED"
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hey guys what's going on in hE- OH SHIT CAPS LOCK PLEASE GO AWAY!
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Mauled keyboard.
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Caps Lock: UNLEASH THE FURY
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ITS THE CRUSE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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I have the hardest time figuring out how to work cruise control in cars. I manage to forget how to work it every time I try to.
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The one in the car I usually drive is pretty straightforward.
1. You set the speed to the one you want maintained
2. Hit cruise.
3. Enjoy
4. When speeding up, cruise returns to the desired speed once you lift your pedal
5. When you brake, cruise is automatically shut off.
Simple!
Also, sea captains on a mediterranean cruise.
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After playing Guns of Icarus, I sometimes subconsciously drive my truck like a Squid, that is, fast and daring.
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Cruise?
Last Samurai
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6 String Samurai
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Seven Samurai 20XX
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Ninja Gaiden.
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Jumping from rooftop to rooftop
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Mirror's Edge
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What would a mirror's edge look like? Probably sharp. It sounds sharp. I think somebody's going to kill themselves on a mirror's edge.
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Richard Sharpe
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Dylan Sharp :P
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Dylan sounds like Delen
Babylon 5
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Personally G'Kar was one of my favorite characters. Delen and Susan come in for a tie for second, after that it's Garibaldi then Sheridan.
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One of my favourites was Londo because he's such a tragic character. And the relationship between him and G'kar is always so great to watch.
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I quite liked that scene in the elevator, it was kind of hilarious. Londo was definitely a tragic character, he fell in love and then she was murdered, he had to betray his friends against his will.
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And, in the end, he meets his demise at the hand of his old friend...
But seriously, anyone who hasn't checked out Babylon 5, go check it out.
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I can drink to that final statement, it also just feels like we just spoiled an entire sub plot, and once you think about it that last scene had to have been planned out between them.
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We only spoiled a few parts of a small subplot, no real biggy.
And I agree that the two must have planned out that scene beforehand, Londo knowing that "it" wouldn't let it happen, if you catch my drift.
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Which if you remember correctly it did fight back in the end but it didn't help much.
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Yeah, I really hate the Drakh, I mean, the Shadows were dicks, but at least they weren't insidious dicks.
(Starting to verge on spoiler territory)
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Spoiler alert everyone dies!
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Dang it!
This is worse than when somebody told me the end of that "Lincoln" movie.
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Lincoln, Booth, derringer, shot.....
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT!!!
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Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday!
You guys heard that theory?
The one how that song is about the Kennedy Assassination?
Here. It's pretty funny.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2041658/Rebecca/
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That's always been creepy to me. Sadly I think I recall some of the "coincidences" were not true, but I'll need to check.
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Dang it!
This is worse than when somebody told me the end of that "Lincoln" movie.
Yeah, one of the main problems when you are interested in history is that you've pretty much spoiled yourself. xD
First thought? The silliest wars!
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Dang it!
This is worse than when somebody told me the end of that "Lincoln" movie.
Yeah, one of the main problems when you are interested in history is that you've pretty much spoiled yourself. xD
First thought? The silliest wars!
Stop stop stop. This thread has gotten too silly!
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(http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad22/gifsarelove/WeNeedToGoDeeper.jpg)
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Deeper? Into silly?
Assemble the Pastries!
If everyone could please play this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP0otDQHiHo) while reading the rest of my post.
-Muse- Cullen: Heart and Soul of the Silly!
James T. Kirk: Organizer of Shenanigans!
Zenark: Bravest Builder!
Andika: Gunneress Extraordinaire!
B'Elanna: Watcher of the Ship!
Sandy Hawkins: King of the Banshee!
Gambrill: Participator of Events!
Piemanlives: Master of RP AND Beta Tester!
Serenum and Locutus: Absent as of late!
And joining them:
THE REST OF THE PASTRIES!
Happy Birthdays to all!
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Happy Birthday... Hmm
Frosty the Snowman
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New clan idea: The Frozen Deserts [Froz], opponents to cake and using only cold based weaponry. Oh wait.
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BdrLine I approve of your clan tag.
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Bdrline was recently made High King Priest of the Bacon Cult.
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High King priest?
Hiking priest
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Gryphos I like the name change.
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Gryphos I like the name change.
I know right. And it totally didn't take a solid hour of contemplation to come up with.
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That typically happens when I open up word to write something.
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Write... I haven't RPed in years.
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Bdrline was recently made High King Priest of the Bacon Cult.
I can't believe I forgot about that
First thought: writing essays
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I luuuuv RP
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Best call I've ever heard in larp...
"Bitchslap treble"
What makes it better is that it was the ref who called it and it was swiftly followed by the character (quite literally) getting stabbed in the back by a rogue medic howling with laughter.
All this because the guy decided to attack the ref IC
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Guns of Icarus larp.
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Why aren't you posting?!
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Guns of Icarus larp.
Who's bringing the Airships?
-EDIT- Not it.
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Guns of Icarus larp.
Who's bringing the Airships?
-EDIT- Not it.
You know those little sticks with horse heads that you can run around with, and pretend you are a cowboy?'
Problem solved.
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Guns of Icarus larp.
Who's bringing the Airships?
-EDIT- Not it.
You know those little sticks with horse heads that you can run around with, and pretend you are a cowboy?'
Problem solved.
(http://s2.postimg.org/y4vzc94u1/Go_I_larp.png)
FEAR MY MS PAINT SKILLS
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Fear my .... Erm ..... Errr ... Ability to embarrass myself publically?
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I already do that on a daily basis.
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I just want you to know that if you ever do a GOICon I will participate in the larping.
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I just want you to know that if you ever do a GOICon I will participate in the larping.
Seconded.
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I just want you to know that if you ever do a GOICon I will participate in the larping.
Seconded.
Thirded.
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Fourth...ded?
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Also ... We need more flares
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Fourth...ded?
Well, we've got a full ship here.
(GOICon needs to feature working airships. Actually, why doesn't Muse just quit making games and go into the business of manufacturing airships?)
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Fourth...ded?
Well, we've got a full ship here.
(GOICon needs to feature working airships. Actually, why doesn't Muse just quit making games and go into the business of manufacturing airships?)
They tried, everything kept velcroing which caused many deaths.
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They've been trying for years.
Never found any of the wreckage, either.
One popular theory was turned into a movie.
"Back to the Future" I think.
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We have to go back
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World record for running backwards
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World record for Clapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z571ByeNbPQ
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What is the sound of one hand clapping.
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Trying to clap with one hand and losing your balance and falling off a cliff because the other hand wasn't there to support it.
The little 'sploosh' you hear when you hit the bottom.
That's what it sounds like.
:'(
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Wow. That was graphic.
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Mortal Kombat
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Fatality!
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"Fatal" Attraction - My all harpoon Junker.
-
whalers on the moon.
-
First Sky Whales, now Space Whales :o. What's next? Inter-Dimensional Whales?
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
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inter-dimensional flying spacewhales that can travel through time.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
INDEED. Factory-ception.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
INDEED. Factory-ception.
Yiski has a plushie factory. Does that help at all? I no longer have any idea what we're talking about.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
INDEED. Factory-ception.
Yiski has a plushie factory. Does that help at all? I no longer have any idea what we're talking about.
Well Dmax, it all started when our universe was just a tiny baby. An offspring between the One and Mighty Cambells of Yorkshire Sauce and the beautify Betty of Metallic Teeth. Then the universe went through it's teen years, and with much pent up frustration, exploded with enough hormone induced rage that created the would we know today. :)
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
INDEED. Factory-ception.
Yiski has a plushie factory. Does that help at all? I no longer have any idea what we're talking about.
Well Dmax, it all started when our universe was just a tiny baby. An offspring between the One and Mighty Cambells of Yorkshire Sauce and the beautify Betty of Metallic Teeth. Then the universe went through it's teen years, and with much pent up frustration, exploded with enough hormone induced rage that created the would we know today. :)
So it's a hormonal teen? No wonder it's so annoying.
EDIT: I'm 16, so maybe I shouldn't be saying that.
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Whales FROM THE OCEAN!
Pieman, I know you're one of those Cake people, but could you not speak nonsensical things like a madman?
Regards,
The Sane Population.
First Thought: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ha.
I'm a perfectly sane man, but just think, what if!?
Pfft, next thing you know he'll say the that earth is round. I mean everyone knows it's a cube.
ITS NOT A CUBE... ITS A PYRAMID.
I'm actually fairly certain it's a icosahedron.
Yeah, we're kinda low-poly
According to my religion, it's Cake-Shaped.
"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
There is a massive hat factory that also produces sheep shaped sheep.
There is also a giant factory that produces factories that make sheep-shaped sheep.
And don't forget the factories that make Factories that make factories that make sheep shaped sheep.
INDEED. Factory-ception.
Yiski has a plushie factory. Does that help at all? I no longer have any idea what we're talking about.
Well Dmax, it all started when our universe was just a tiny baby. An offspring between the One and Mighty Cambells of Yorkshire Sauce and the beautify Betty of Metallic Teeth. Then the universe went through it's teen years, and with much pent up frustration, exploded with enough hormone induced rage that created the would we know today. :)
So it's a hormonal teen? No wonder it's so annoying.
EDIT: I'm 16, so maybe I shouldn't be saying that.
That makes two of us.
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I don't know if the above still counts but here's my first thought anyway
Army of two
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These are the kinds of things that happen in these forums.
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Welcome to The Pit.
Things are different here.
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Remember that time when someone said RethBurn's name three times and he showed up and wrote a fanfic about them?
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My god why!?
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why?
Which?
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Yes.
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Indeed
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Yes.
No.
I'm afraid not.
Is not possible!
Slap my hand.
God save the Queen!
Doctor!
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Those two weevils, doctor, which would you choose?
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Well, a doctor must always pick the lesser of two weevils.
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Doctor Who is drek.
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"Damn it man, I'm a doctor not a physicist."
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Failure to compute
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Computers
-
work.... sigh
-
People say I should go outside more but it's so bright and there's this big weird thing in the sky that puts glare on my computer monitor. It's awful.
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The Sun is the number one cause of Skin cancer.
Water is the number one cause of drowning.
Trees are the number one cause of power outages due to things falling on power lines.
Sports are the number one cause of sports injuries.
I really see no benefits to this "outside" people keep talking about.
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There is glass on my front porch
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Cheap glass trinkets made in china.
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Jewel.
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Bejeweled (that franchise now owned by EA)
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Plants vs. Zombies (also owned by EA)
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Mirrors Edge (Also owned by EA)
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Battlefield (You guessed it, owned by EA)
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Steam (in EA's dreams)
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EA has no dreams, only unobtainable goals.
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Recently voted worst company in America, if I'm not mistaken.
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*the world and the Multiverse.
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*OOC* You should add "WTF is Liechtenstein?" to the poll
Star Wars
(Yeah IDK why)
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The Sun having a fight with Alpha Centauri in a boxing ring.... *OOC Try and beat that ;)
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Nova Alpha Prime
(IDK , first thought :P)
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Betelgeuse
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Bullet Goose
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Screw geese. Seriously.
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corkscrew
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Red wine from Chile
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Hot peppers
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Red
Hot
Chili
Peppers
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Mr. Weebl.
(Do you like tamale, hot hot tamale?)
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Mmm.. PIE!
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Pieman :P
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Hey there Azn
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I really want some cake. My birthday is pretty soon. Maybe I can get someone to make me one. I wish I could bake. I'm a great cook, but every time I try to bake something it just fails.
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To many words
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Not knowing the right uses of 'to' and 'too'
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At least their was no "two" ;)
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Were, where, we're.
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Werewolf ???
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Furry
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Summon the Sky Whales, I dare you.
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Bacon.
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You rang for the High King Priest?
(But let's not go on another Bacon section, in this thread. But bring the First Thought Bacon back :P)
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Going on a tour of Vatican City and seeing the Pope and some priests preforming an exorcism in front of the Sistine chapel.
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The last excorcism part two could have been a better movie. :-\
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Don't You summon Carrie now, Mkay?
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:D Carrie is a better movie. New evil dead was nice.
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Carrie was actually a flop...
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not imo. the original carrie movie. but come to think of scanners, christine and other good, old movies.
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Correction: the Remake was a flop...
Yay! Capitalism!
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??? There was a remake? :o
Yup. hate when they rush things and try invent the wheel again.
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And Now Back to Your Regularly Scheduled First Thought Game...
An all flamer Mobula named Immolation Instigation.
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Investigation
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I'm glad Bdr said something first cause my first thought was in violation of the user agreement for the board.
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Tim you worry me sometime.
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Sometimes I worry about my mental health when I'm flying.
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My mental health has been called into question more times than I like to admit. And I'm the calm normal one too, whats with that!?
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My mental health is only questioned by my builds, manic laughter, and Squid piloting.
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My mental health is kept in check because I do ramming therapy
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My therapist is beer, and it says I should drink more.
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Gonna drink me some Kool-Aid.
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Double me
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I take no credit for whatever the hell this is.
THE SAGA OF BUDGET HORSE CONTINUES!
Son of Budget Horse hands you your morning coffee and bows low to the floor. You take the opportunity to put your feet up on his back. You idly reflect that this Budget Horse deal was a pretty good one after all.
"Most beneficent owner," mumbles Son of Budget Horse, "most kind and generous creditor to my father's debts... I must meekly, humbly, regrettably, ask to be released from your service."
Twin jets of coffee spray from your nose. "WHAT?!" you exclaim, giving Son of Budget Horse a few kicks for good measure. "I paid good money for you! Explain yourself!"
He looks up at you, coffee and mucus streaming down his cheeks. "It's my family. The sextuplets are into the terrible twos, and they're just too much for poor Jane to handle on her own. Little John is a real handful, and as I've mentioned before, Joanne is growing too fast for us to keep her in clothes. Jennifer needs that last vaccination I was telling you about, and Joshua needs glasses, and Jacqueline picked up some strange virus somewhere. Jacob... well, you know all about Jacob. My point is, Jane and I thought... well, we know that you're a kind employer, and reasonable, and understanding. Little Jacob, bless his soul, he came up to me yesterday and said "Daddy, how many monsters did Boss kill today?" and I told him how many, and he said "Wow! That's nearly all of them!" and then he went off and him and John played Boss Adventure... it's this game they play where they ride each other around and one of them pretends to be daddy and one of them pretends to be you, and the rest pretend to be monsters. They fight over which of them gets to play as you. God knows I've told them enough stories about our adventures, told them as much about you and your kindness as I've told you about them. But I need time. And I need money. Please. Please." He throws himself to your feet again.
You look down at him, confused. "You're married? Seriously?"
Son of Budget Horse chuckles. "It's that sense of humour that makes you such a wonderful person to be around. But please, Jane can't look after the children on her own!" He looks up, eyes red. "Not with her wooden legs and arms! I beg of you, release me from your service!"
You sip your coffee, and mull it over for a moment. "So let me get this straight. You've got six kids, of toddler age, that your wife can't look after because she's made primarily out of pool cues or something, and you can't look after 'cause you're too busy being my mount." You take a sip of your coffee. "You want more time and money, so you're looking to move on from being Son of Budget Horse and get a proper job. Of course, I can't go without a mount of some kind. However, I think I can see a common solution to our problems."
You look down upon Son of Budget Horse, and smile. "Build me a chariot, Son of Budget Horse. Build me a mighty chariot, with six sets of reins. And I shall make your problems go away."
Later that morning, the chariot is ready. Jane looks on, her one good eye full of tears, as you harness Son of Budget Horse's children to the chariot.
"Now, there's no bloody way I'll remember all your names," you proclaim, "so from now on you're all called Jules."
"Be good for Bosth, kidsth," lisps Jane, drool dangling from her hare lip. "Sthtay good."
"No tears, darling," says Son of Budget Horse. "This is what's best for all of us, Boss especially."
"They grow up stho fastht!" wails Jane, as you crack your whip and ride off into the morning sun.
Your mount has been upgraded! You now ride Grandchildren of Budget Horse!
And you're still going to Hell!
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... Um ah ... ... ... ...WHAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!? :o
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these look like pre prepared posts and not first thoughts at all! Yes including '... Um ah ... ... ... ...WHAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!?'
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Life is a prepared post with no spoilers.
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If you are not prepared to look towards where you are going, you might get hit in the head by a post.
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Need to read this again... way to sleepy to get this in the first go.
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You see, this is a representation of the world.
The 'Boss' is the first world countries, the Son of the Budget Horse are the second world ones, and his children are the third world.
The fabled "Budget Horse," of course, being the World Wars.
In a spot of economic crisis of caring for its third world neighbors, the second world cries for help to the first world, the first world sweet-talks the second world into enslaving the third world, they very ones he was seeking help for in the first place.
The first world gets 6 times the work, the second world thinks they've done something good, and the third world is left in the dust.
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So it's a history lesson in one?
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I so need some beer tonight :-\
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I always get the beer posts...
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We've had discussion about the beer posts...
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I will get beer delivered by post now??
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NO POST ON SUNDAYS!
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Not Sunday
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Work, drama, getitng up early, more work.
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I could really go for a beer now, but they're all the way in the kitchen. PLASMA! GET ME A BEER!
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Plasma is out of the house, buying you beer.
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I think there are still beer at the bar
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There is always beer in my fridge.
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reading this is making me thirsty
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Beer
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Homer Simpson
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slippers
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Crazy chain-smoking, drug abusing ex-hippie-ex-nexdoor-neighbors with no sense of style going out in public dressed worse than the crazy cat lady (i.e:Bathrobe and slippers on out in public)
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It's been a while since I've seen The Big Lebowski.
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Big Lebanese Skis?
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souls?
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Money being the only higher power these days.
There Is no God, I tell You!
There is only money.
The Only Real Religion is Capitalism.
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Green
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Green
Green
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:o predator blood!
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Green
(Lols)
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Green
(Lols)
Green
(Serious)
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Soylent Green.
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Cloud atlas
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I really want to see that, is it any good though?
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Kinda one of those odd ones out. Timeline jumps a lot and everything is somehow connected and it has it's moments but i enjoyed it. Not everyones movie though. Main actors do multiple roles. Movie makes you think. It has many emotions and some harsh scenes.
Curious if you will watch it and what you think of it.. :P
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Jumper (Movie)
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jumper (item of clothing)
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Jumper (forgettable movie)
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Jumper (Cable)
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Larry the (Cable) guy
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Republican propaganda figureheads.
Sarah Palin, what hath thou wrought?
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Joseph Stalin
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George Orwell's Animal Farm.
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451oF
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America
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Narcissism
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mythology
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Greeks
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Spartans.
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Very deep pits, of which we currently stand in.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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No, this is Patrick!
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Green
(Lols)
Green
(Serious)
Green
(Questioning)
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oh we're on page 69
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OH COME ON RAMJAM!!!
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Desperate housewives of Anvalia. (The bickering of pie and ram made me think they were acting like a married couple with marital issues)
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page 70?
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Bickering is page 70, page 69 is still 'the honeymoon period.'
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a 69 comment on a page 70 post.
and yet so close
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What 69 comment?
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I will tell you when it's summer again.
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A Cold Winter Love in a Warm Summer, coming summer 2014.
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Company of Heroes 2 (Cold winter made me think of this because of the eastern front and Russia)
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The Cold War
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Capitalism and Communism
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Anarchy in elite plus.
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Pus in Anarchy
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Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?!
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the girl next door
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I heard a song about something along the lines of that one time
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I heard a time something along the lines of that one song.
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I heard a song getting sidetracked by time.
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Time Lords!
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a pocketwatch
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So that's where that thing goes!
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What's a pocket protector?
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It's for te safety of your pocket monsters.
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forgotten monster Godzilla movie is out in 2014
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forgotten monster Godzilla movie is out in 2014
racist japanese jokes aren't funny
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WHY DID BDRLINE SPELL OUT BORDER?! WHY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
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why is pieman shouting at me?
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WHY DID BDRLINE SPELL OUT BORDER?! WHY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
why is pieman shouting at me?
Oh...ummm yeah..... :o Well in global, we had a which CA was what with different topics (Pokemon, Justice League, etc.) and we went to the Avengers. So as a small joke and to grab it quickly, I changed my name to Mister Stark :P. After a small laugh I wanted to change it back, but it won't let me have my original name. So not to cause any confusion of who I am, I went for the full name. But will change back to it original once I get some quarters for a name change.
Sooooooo derp on my part.
Edit:Well at least for now, people won't have a hard time trying to figure what my original name stand for :P
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Well at least for now, people won't have a hard time trying to figure what my original name stand for :P
Oh OK I get it. So your the Tasman Sea which is the sea where the Border Line between Australia and New Zealand sits. BTW, you spelled ANZ incorrectly.
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Prepare yourself, TeaSeason is coming.
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Game of icarus, you will board nothing JOHN SNOWWWWWW
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JON SNOW, a.k.a. Captain Lockheart
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small treasure chest that fits a human heart with a small key to it that hangs in a chain around someones neck.
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I think he found my treasure chest...
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No wait, I have checked. Mine is still in Ãt's original place.
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Mine isn't.
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because scotty didnt beam it up properly.
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You said something similar in the banning thread
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I want a lawyer...
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Banned!... wait why a lawyer?
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First thought: Why are they having a conversation, this is a game
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That happens in here. Earlier me and a friend of mine had a conversation about Babylon 5, it was great.
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First thought: Why are they having a conversation, this is a game
I might of put my thoughts into a more "sentency" form
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First thought: Why are they having a conversation, this is a game
I might of put my thoughts into a more "sentency" form
ok then
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okeiii then~~~~
blah blih bluh blih bluh c:
^That was literally my first thought
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Was 'that was literally my first thought' included in your first thought?
Or did you post your first AND second thoughts.
Because if that is the case, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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I'm sorry Kirk, but it had to be this way *Fires flare gun*
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Nooooooooooooooo! (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)
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[*Dramatic scene*] NOOO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! [*Sad music plays as rain starts coming down*]
But no it was all part of my first thought xD
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Well then I guess we don't have to worry about this hypothetical situation happening.
Welcome to The Pit!
Enjoy your stay.
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Woah, that was a weird theoretical situation :0 but thank you kind sir!
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The theory of the Pit
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^ "You may only think once." Hashtag deep.
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^ "You may only think once." Hashtag deep.
^ "The pit is one of us." Hashtag society.
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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"Ohh Myyyy, what have we got here?"
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
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"Ohh Myyyy, what have we got here?"One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
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One of us, one of us!
Kill the ungodly, kill the ungodly!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
ABANDON SHIP!
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
ABANDON SHIP!
In case of an emergency, the exits can be found here, here, here and here. Well basically the exits are everywhere....so yeah just jump.
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
ABANDON SHIP!
In case of an emergency, the exits can be found here, here, here and here. Well basically the exits are everywhere....so yeah just jump.
Technically any region located near an engine is not a designated exit.
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
ABANDON SHIP!
In case of an emergency, the exits can be found here, here, here and here. Well basically the exits are everywhere....so yeah just jump.
Technically any region located near an engine is not a designated exit.
Except for some reason on a squid, that crazy jump from engine to engine.
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ASIAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
I TAKE THE FORM OF.........CHOPSTICKS!!!!!
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN RICE BALL!
ABANDON SHIP!
In case of an emergency, the exits can be found here, here, here and here. Well basically the exits are everywhere....so yeah just jump.
Technically any region located near an engine is not a designated exit.
Except for some reason on a squid, that crazy jump from engine to engine.
Hardcore parkour
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One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
One of us, one of us!
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Thou hath incurred the wrath of
COMIC SANS.
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Alt+3
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£... I get a Pound symbol.
(mac laptop)
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♥
(windows laptop)
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éh î get Ã¥ccénts, Ã…nd øther Ãœnîcôdë gøódÃés.
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ALT + F4 with facepalm?
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ALT + F4 with facepalm?
ALT + C4 with lighter?
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Alt + AC4 with DLC?
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Call of Icarus, Black Cogs
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Sins of Icarus, Call of the Black Ghost Cogs
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Icarus's Creed III.
Metal Cog Solid.
League of Icarus.
Dungeons and Icarus.
Steampunk and Dragons.
World of Icarus.
Guns of Duty, At Ships End.
Guns of Steamcraft.
SteamCry 3.
The monster of lochnagar.
Icarus Returns, Paritan City.
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Oh gee I'm gonna Icarize my whole list of games on Steam! [That was my first thought, you don't get to see the list because that was my second thought.]
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I wonder how one would Icarize Kerbal Space Program...
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Icarus Space Program... of Guns
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Hey guys, did you hear?
They're making Star Wars: Icarusfront 3!
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ooooooooooh
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did you just hear a ghost?
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Science, simple as that.
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SCIENCE WITH PORTALS! (Yeah I mixed up science with thinking..)
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I ban cheesy crackers for mixing up science with thinking (sorry folks, I just posted in ban the user above you so my first thought is very off-topic)
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Banned for being off topic.
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Keon stop being so off topic.
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Keon stop being so off topic.
Pieman stop being so pieman.
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Aha that's funny! [*silly happy chuckle*]
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Why so much coloured text all the time?
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Because whatever is in teal or brown is a tag kinda thing so it doesn't get mixed up with what I wrote but is read as a side note. Brown is usually a normal side note whilst teal is more of an action or emotion of mine, altho I often mess up and just use whatever color it feels most like.
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Your color choice reminds me of Mardi Gras.
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Oh em gee it's James T. Kirk!
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You'll find my reputation proceeds me.
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So you're known to be a 14 year old american white girl? You know for the oh em gee...
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Depends on whom you ask.
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ask who?
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who, me?
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confused
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grey raspberry butterflies
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grey raspberry butterflies
butterflies that look like GreyT
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The reverse butterfly toribash technique
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toribuscus?
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You actually remembered that what I said yesterday?
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I will try some new techniques today then.
like:
The inverted seal.
The flying penguin.
Flip da table.
I'll sure go and perfect my drunken martial arts though.
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wat
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wat
more confusion
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more more confusion
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more more confusion
Lots of confusion!
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ANARCHY, CONFUSION, CHAOS.
PIIINNNNKKKK COMIC SANS BOLD...
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pink big words
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Pitbull! Or pitboss, I can't remember which one it is...
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I think it was PitBull
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Redbull
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Actually thinking my real name in canada is a nickname for bear...
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Haha. Canadian bears.
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Haha. Canadian beers.
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Haha. Canadian beers.
Haha. Canadian beers.
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Haha. Canadian bears.
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Haha. Canada.
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Haha. Canada.
Haha. Canada.
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I won't say anything about a certain type of meat that is made in Canada.
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I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds scary
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It's pretty much just sliced ham.
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Still scary :0
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HAIL BACON!!!
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Bacon is nutritional
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omg Iggatto changed his profile pic D:
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He warned us.
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warning? what is that?
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it's a thing
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I will win this game.
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not the game
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*Jigsaw voice* Let's play a game
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Yathzee?
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Ya Sneeze?
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bless you
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Bless your face, if you sneezed during this video bless you. *BOOP*
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beep...
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beep...
beep beep...
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beep...
beep beep...
beep beep beep...
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Honk
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Honk
Honk Honk
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Honk
Honk Honk
Honk Honk Honk
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Mrau!
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Mrau!
Mrau! Mrau!
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Oliver you should totally post in the RP.
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Pie I ran out of ideas :P I had exactly 1 xD But I'll try :)
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It's not a case of having ideas but more about integrating your characters into what we have going, you may not be helping us make sure Yesha doesn't take over the Guild, but you can make your characters known so we can say the next time we're in Cathedral.
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Heck Anvala is still open for travel. I still have guys running the Saloon.
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poor abandoned guys xD is anvala a city or the saloon?
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Anvala is the city, Burning Skies Saloon is located there.
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aahhh alright I'll head there then :)
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meh, the Burning skies is owned by bdr now, in the RP; you could always head to Yiski/Roland&Ny-lee's place, the Crimson skies, in Chang-Ning
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meh, the Burning skies is owned by bdr now, in the RP; you could always head to Yiski/Roland&Ny-lee's place, the Crimson skies, in Chang-Ning
Is this like a Pepsi and Coca-Cola kinda thing between the 2? xD
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No, Yiski Gave Bdr Ownership of the Burning skies after the events of the stuff in Anvalia going down in the original RP.
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ooooo
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wait but I was in charge of the actual salloon last time I checked.
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LIES, yiski/zill were out giving the barones forces some love (in bullet form)
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at that time I took over the bar :D
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I should sleep
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Hello thread I didn't visit yet.
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Hello thread I didn't visit yet.
Hello thread I read and never post in for fear of constantly writing down everything I'm thinking.
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Hello thread I didn't visit yet.
Hello thread I read and never post in for fear of constantly writing down everything I'm thinking.
Hello Jacob! xD
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Hello thread I didn't visit yet.
Hello thread I read and never post in for fear of constantly writing down everything I'm thinking.
Hello Jacob! xD
Hello Oliver! XD
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Herro Coldcurse! >XD
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Hello Macmacnick! ^^
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Hello Jacob! :P
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Hello Mac!(https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/Themes/Guns_Chocolate_Curvaceous_201/images/post/cheesy.gif)
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hello cheesburger and french fries
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Hello cheesy and wait no
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CheesyBurger...
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CheesyCurse
ColdCrackers
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CheesyCurse
ColdCrackers
CursedCrackers
ColdCheese
CheesyColdCrackers
ColdCheesyCursedCrackers
I INVENTED A NEW BRAND, THE CCCC.
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CheesyCurse
ColdCrackers
CursedCrackers
ColdCheese
CheesyColdCrackers
ColdCheesyCursedCrackers
I INVENTED A NEW BRAND, THE CCCC.
10/10 would buy xD
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OlliJee
ColtJee
JawLiver
JOlt
JawColt
ColtJaw
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I like any ^^
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JawLivers.... ew
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I love eating chicken liver though.
Cook them and finish it wih a bit of salt.
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what is happening here xD
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Someone's posting their thoughts on here. Also, penguins.
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Mine.
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Mine!
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MINE!
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Mine.
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Mines :D
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Mine.
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Not enough mines.
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More mines
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Mimes!
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MIMES?! :0 :0 :0
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Mr.Mime
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NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NI HAO NYAN
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goujeshu derishesu dekaruchaa
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*nyan dance*
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YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME D:
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Ono :0
NYAN NYAN
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NYAN NYAN
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NI HAO
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NYAN!
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GOUJASU
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KAWAII DESU
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DEEKARUCHAA! xD Those are not the lyrics but shh
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Ni hao ma
Wo hen hao, sie sie ni
Pu ge ci
I saw Ni hao and stuff and it reminded me of some long ago mandarin lessons. Pretty sure i didn't spell some of those words right...
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Planks.
(http://www.cnn.com/video/world/2011/05/17/pkg.australia.planking.death.networkten.640x480.jpg)
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Planks.
(http://www.cnn.com/video/world/2011/05/17/pkg.australia.planking.death.networkten.640x480.jpg)
So where do you want me to cut?
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Planks.
(http://www.cnn.com/video/world/2011/05/17/pkg.australia.planking.death.networkten.640x480.jpg)
So where do you want me to cut?
Hhahahah... blood... xD
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Red, soo much red!!
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Bacn... just checkin xD
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84
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138
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138?
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139
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140
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*nod* 140
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613 x 913=4213
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*agrees* 140
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3.14159
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*disagrees to 3.14159* 140
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You do know that I was looking at your salute count right?
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I didn't know
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Lol, I just realise that.
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You realize nothing.
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Ew Z
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Nothing are real. We am all illusion!
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Strong the grammar, in him I sence.
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Yoda.
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Science.
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Explosions.
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Explosions in The Sky.
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Fireworks
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Banshee Rocket Carousels.
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fire?
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Smaller text?
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This small?
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I'd copy and paste that and try to make it bigger so that I can understand what it's saying, but I'm far too lazy for doing that. Oh wait, my brain just did some thinking and realized it says 'this small?' I think it overheated, that's enough puzzle solving for me today.
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I'd copy and paste that and try to make it bigger so that I can understand what it's saying, but I'm far too lazy for doing that. Oh wait, my brain just did some thinking and realized it says 'this small?' I think it overheated, that's enough puzzle solving for me today.
Why didn't you just click the 'Quote' button and then read in between the formatting? That's what I did :P
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I just realized that adding my gunner level to my engineer level makes my pilot level.
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I just realized that 5+5=10.
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I'm hungry and tired. Someone feed me and put me to bed :P
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Now I'm hungry... Thanks Jacob
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I want a burrito now.
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I'm more of an enchilada man myself.
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Chicken and cheese enchiladas... mmmm...
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I'm tired but not hungry. I had much pizza. Someone put me to bed :P
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...
0.07777754438% of all registered users (not just active ones) have a website linked on their profile.
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What does that have to do with science?
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because! Math — the basis for science! (oh, and our computers are marvels of science!)
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Whale wall!
(http://i.imgur.com/PE8Lq1x.png)
Sorry, was just motivating Oliver to work on the wall, and also thinking a bit about whales...
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I'm going to turn you into oil.
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...Emoji whale oil? ._.
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I just realized that adding my gunner level to my engineer level makes my pilot level.
James T. Kirk
Member
Salutes: 127
Salute!
[Cake]
[Gunner Rank] 5
[Engineer Rank] 5
[Pilot Rank] 11
Silly Kirk. 5+5 does not equal 11.
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Silly redria, not accounting for the time in-between posts where kirk had leveled up.
-
Hmm... All Pokémon experience Stockholm syndrome when caught. (Don't want to be caught, then are, and slowly start defending their captors)
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Double post?
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thread Bump-ish.
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you spammers :P
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mm Pokémon are strange creatures. Perhaps the Poké-Ball rewires their brains! *insert spooky music here*
Let's try capturing a person with a poké-ball and seeing if that works!
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Hmm
*A wild Jacob appears!*
*BdrLineAzn uses Master Ball*
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We tried doing a pokemon thing in Dota 2 one time. Life stealer infested in IO tossed by tiny, life stealer then jumps out and om noms the other team...
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Hmm
*A wild Jacob appears!*
*BdrLineAzn uses Master Ball*
*As an NPC, Jacobs cannot be caught.*
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But NPC Jacob can trip over the stairs, parts and thin air.
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He can only trip over pants if it's a scripted event.
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Lol miss read ftw... true true tho
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*as an NPC, Jacob cannot fight back with a witty retort*
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But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
-
But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
Lies! There IS no real one!!!
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But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
Lies! There IS no real one!!!
Oh dear... so who is living in my house and dating me?
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But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
Lies! There IS no real one!!!
Oh dear... so who is living in my house and dating me?
oh idk - some guy :P
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But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
Lies! There IS no real one!!!
Oh dear... so who is living in my house and dating me?
oh idk - some guy :P
Can I call the Matrix and say that Jacob is in some another form of reality?
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But maybe, just maybe the real life one can!
Lies! There IS no real one!!!
Oh dear... so who is living in my house and dating me?
oh idk - some guy :P
Can I call the Matrix and say that Jacob is in some another form of reality?
They won't answer the phone, I disabled the connections when I patched myself into this facsimile of existence.
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Call the moderator of this matrix and they will get to them :P
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I jumped to the final page to find out the latest post so I could join in with this fun little game.. it seems the topic might have gotten off track someplace and I'm really eager to find out where in the 88 pages it did!
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Ponies.
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Hail Britannia!
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Are we still ruling dem waves?
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Haha Britannia xD
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God save the Queen?
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Soo... there's...
BdrLineAzn,
FullyAzn,
and now a
BlenderAzn?
Sounds like a conspiracy...
(I know that BdrLine and FullyAzn are one in the same...)
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How the heck did you get that from "God save the Queen?", but to put your conspiracy down, there is only two. But is there a third... That is the question, so another conspiracy to add to that.
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What conspiracy BdrLine? No wonder you are the BdrLineAzn, you dont have the thought process of a FullyAzn.
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Bdr's gone as FullyAzn when he wants to confuse people. I've witnessed it firsthand.
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Well I'm definitely confused lol...
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I'll have you know that I am always confused, and that I am a pun.
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I am a CARROT! OuO
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I'm a thing!
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I'm not a thing at all! I am existence deficient.
-
I still wonder who that being is that lives in my house... is it a ghost?
-
Probably just a cat :3
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Prolly Chat
(I'm sleepy)
-
Well what ever it is it does seem to "mrau" like one.
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MRAU! OuO
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*Pats Oliver on head*
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*bats Shadak's shin with his tail*
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*is a carrot that mraus*
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*Is a turnip that questions Oliver*
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*Is a Humanoid confused about the whole thing*
-
*knows Shadak is lying*
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*Doesn't like being questioned by turnips*
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*Thinks Oliver should live with it*
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*scared and runs away*
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*Thing is confused by the current tanget in the thread*
-
*Explains to Bdr what's going on*
-
*Should explain to Cheesy as well*
-
*Tries to haphazardly explain while intoxicated*
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*SHould actually explain rather than using these **
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I find your lack of proper coherence disturbing.
-
*I find your lack of asterisks disturbing!!*
:P
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I ban Jacob for too many asterisks.
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Psst, wrong thread :p
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I ban Bdr because this is now the ban the user above you thread.
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*Returns to the tangent*
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*face palms for earlier derp*
-
*returns to original thread idea*
Derpy pig
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I thought u were human. :P (jokes)
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Naw I said I was a "thing" lol
-
But want sort of thing? You an alien?
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Things... Magog Thing...
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phew, I'm certainly glad I'm not a thing...
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Be the thing Jacob
-
I read that as Be the Jacob thing.
-
Jacob, the thing, is he. That better?
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BdrLineAzn the Yoda, he is
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The thing, I am not.
-
I hate people.
-
So do I!
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So is that going to be a new club.
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Membership, having I could tolerate.
-
Most memberships are pointless and not worth having.
-
Maybe I'll start a club against memeberships
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I'll be a member! :P
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Should I be even one?
-
Wait umm.. what was your profile picture supposed to be again? Some kinda elevator lever thing or something?
I remember asking this before...
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A compass (used for maps) is what it is.
-
Sometimes I need a compass for these conversations.
-
I'm still pretty sure it wasn't a compass
-
Compass, Flowchart, Clock... What were we talking about again?
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From what you said, a board meeting at Mapstm a multinational company.
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Woa I haven't posted much lately
-
Oliver, where did you come from?
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Costa Rica..
Wait what do you mean exactly? XD I've been on Skype a lot basically and playing lots of different games with TFD peeps and other peeps which takes a lot of work as they're all europeans, you have no idea how intense their timezone is bro, it's crazy I don't know how they do it...
And how have you been? :)
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Fine, except that I have to deal with Standard Internet Corporation. (Comcast)
-
D: That sounds terrible
-
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
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Whoa oh oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh I'm radioactive, radioactive!
Whoa oh oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh I'm radioactive, radioactive!
*sings*
-
*covers ears*
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Noh pls I sing pretty I promise OoO
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I wish this forum could post videos so I could show you a video about how you sing and stuff
-
*ahem* hyperlinks *ahem* youtube *ahem*
-
Ahh, I remember the video embeds in the old forum, good times those were. *Engages in nostalgia*
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What, you can't?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/youtubeEmbed2.PNG)
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no, I really can't.
or maybe I could and just don't want to.
either way, it's not happening.
-
...SMF finally supports embeds, apparently... That explains the speedtest graphic being a clicky picture.... oh wait... It works in the editor, properly and all, yet it disappears when I try to post it... FIX IT QUESO.
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QUESO COME BACK TO USSSS
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There was a time when embeding videos was impossible, though that might just be me being an idiot as usual, bear in mind however I am less important than the meta build.
-
What is this "Meta" you speak of
(no i'm not retarded enough to not know what the meta-midion build is)
(maybe next year)
-
Meta-morphosis!
-
BdrLine morphed into a member of the navy.
-
Shouldn't Bdr be back by now?
-
Oh god I hope Bdr didn't die.
-
RedRoach went on an epic
*EDIT* Wait umm.. I Thought this was the 5 word game thread...
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DAMMIT CHESEY RUINING SAD MOMENTS WITH S*** MOMENTS
-
*facepalm*
-
(http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg)
-
That picture isn't showing up for me :(
-
Pichard face palming XD
-
Star Kirk References!!!!!
-
James T. Kirk
-
Damn Cake, slowly forming a coup against Muse to implement hand-held welding torches to replace buff hammers
holy crap that's actually a good idea
-
* giggles at the idea of a welding torch in GOI*
-
screw this, I'm going back to sleep
-
Screw this I should probably go sleep as well
-
Screw you Sun, for making me wake up
-
ughhh life xD
-
knife
-
Who gave you permission to rhyme?
Edit: Second thought: she's a CA Mod you idiot she MAKES permissions.
-
Puns. Oh the Glorious puns. (Also, someone should get the devs to turn on flash/html embeds for the forums so we can embed videos into posts. *Coughcough* Abby *Coughcough*)
-
Embedding would be nice... mm hmm.. i'm sleepy...
-
Reminded me of a complaint
"You can't make me do that! That's like trying to make a bunny jump over the Grand Canyon; You'll need 5 experimental red bulls and some wings."
-
Yup, still the same as I left it, first thought became first random comment. Lol
-
He's not dead!
-
What does that have to do with anything?
-
Didn't he leave for the navy?
-
I went to boot camp for the Navy.
-
There's a difference between "training for navy" and "leaving for navy".
IMO, doesn't matter. He's back! Yay! The cantina will live again!
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Cantina lives!! Need new stories or plots
(Shameful advertising)
-
BdrLine mst be busy!
-
I have so much stuff I need to do.....
-
So much stuff, all the things!
-
Too many things, No more stuff please!
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My life for Aiur!
(not sure how this was my first thought. I guess I've played too much starcraft when I was young)
-
Not sure if played starcraft when I was young
-
I know I player Warcraft (pre WoW back before Blizzard pissed on their own lore to cater for the cybersex teen pests)
-
co-op?
-
Chicken coop
-
Light Carronade. It sounds a little like a metallic cluck when you get hit with it. I dunno. .-.
-
That makes perfect sense when added with the fact balloon damage from carro add looks like feathers!
Carronades shoot chickens!
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Turkey Shoot. But turkeys are powder monkeys and the gun is greased gatling and mortar.
-
Meta... something something... witty pun?
-
Must pun. All life is pun.
-
life is full of cats who love to purr at puns
-
cat puns
hwacha doing
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Still convinced Carronades shoot chickens and they just have not added the projectile yet... Dem festers on impact...
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Heavy clip on carronade converts chicken to KFC chicken wing slug.
-
I had some nasi campur with ayam goreng last night.
Have fun translating
-
*laughs since she understood but refuses to translate for others.*
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you... yes you... I will enjoy you.
-
Does Siberian rivers flow? Or do they freeze as they flow north?
-
Vikings.
-
Sky Vikings
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9gxakgW29Rg/UlCkttNmo-I/AAAAAAAAQ5k/pPep-m0pPQ4/s1600/fire&ice_pteranodon.jpg)
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(http://cse1.net/recaps/img/12-ppm.jpg)
This face!
-
the unavoidable heat death of the universe
-
all this moonshine breaking the engines.
-
spanner party
-
Pipe wrench gate crasher!
-
Hammer time!
-
Can't Buff This!
http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo
P.s. We need more parodies...
Can't buff this, it's mallet time.
Its tricky to lob a mine to lob a mine that's right on time it's tricky...
-
*shakes her head trying desperately not to get the song stuck there* NOOOOOO!
-
*Does the dance and raps in the lobby, making the song stick in Shadaks head.*
-
You can dance if you want to. you can leave your friends behind.
Cause if your friends don't dance....
-
... i forgot the lyrics :-[
-
If i wasn't trying to keep the song out of my head i would be lyric police.
-
My lyrics need policing. 8)
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Logicalia's Profile Picture
:P
-
Bronthe's Profile picture :o
-
All the Profile Pictures
-
Shadaks Picture for the "show us your face thread" which still has not arrived yet. 8)
-
Still trying to find a picture I like and actually find the thread. XD
-
I'm awful with pictures. Putting on a gas mask was easy mode.
-
dont lie.... that's just to hide your perpetual glare that you have
-
My profile picture
-
Hey, that's me
-
Vikings
where did that even come from
-
'Merica
-
Canada. (Is better)
-
'Straya (also good)
-
Destroyah. (From Godzilla)
-
Godzille looking angrily to his left while skyscrapers collapse and smoke licks the sky.
-
Robotnik riding Godzilla
-
Robozilla... But steam punk style
-
Radioactive steam breath.
-
Rad Roaches
-
"Big Iron"
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U)
-
New Vegas
-
Mushroom clouds
-
Wario Waft
-
Princess Peach
-
Ha-CHAAAA! Side-B attack
-
Smash Brothers
-
Giant death hand
-
Five Finger Death Punch
-
Bad Company
-
Battlefield
-
Dakka
-
More Dakka
-
Peanuts
-
Orks
-
Swedish Chef
Bork, Bork, Bork!
-
A giant Dinosaur with an Apron on it that is decorated by the Finnish flag while the T-Rex cooks spaghetti with a spatula.
-
Cherry Pie
-
American Pie
-
National Lampoon
-
(The [o noes bad word] Is that?)
-
A pinecone made of swiss cheese and juniper berries, duct taped together and with a dancing peanut on top.
Enjoy.
-
You eat duct tape?
-
No, the pink 7 eyed bat with a baby's face does.
-
Lightpost
-
Darkpost
-
A forum post with images depicting Rethburn's corpse.
-
A bloated banana.
-
$8 hotdogs at Canada's Wonderland
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Maple syrup
-
A Canadian in full Fallout Power Armour with a combat shotgun
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Power gloves
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A Canadian in full Fallout Power Armour with a combat shotgun
Screw Carn's power gloves (It's Power Fists, BTW, and it's usually only one) I'm using this.
Ronto
Ronto is a presumably Canadian (Presumably Toronto) city mentioned in The Pitt in Fallout 3. It's known to be a military powerhouse.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Ronto
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Ah my mistake, I've only played New Vegas. I did recently get three, but I don't know how to get it to run on my computer, as its not optimized for my OS. :(
-
I have New Vegas. I actually have a companion (Veronica) who uses a Power Fist. I've also given her the YCS/186 but she prefers to punch things, so I let her.
-
The Brotherhood of Steel girl? Yeah, she's the reason I know about that weapon type.
-
She's great. Most prefer Boone or Cass, but I fill that role. Robo companion is gonna be ED-E.
-
Boon is the sniper from that town with the giant plastic dino. Don't know Cass, never actually finished the game. Only robo i remember is the King's dog, Rex i think.
-
You have Boone right. Cass is a cowgirl trader type person. She's almost as complicated to get as Boone.
-
Wait, the one those energy weapon dealers want to snuff?
-
Raul FTW
-
That another follower? Or was that one of the people who wants her dead?
-
He's the BEST follower
-
I need to finish that game one of these days. Where can I find this guy? And what's his specialty?
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He's up on black mountain, and he's specialty is being a ghoul cowboy
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Raul_Tejada (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Raul_Tejada)
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Yes, the VanDerGraffs and the Crimson Caravan want Cass dead.
Raul is awesome. Repairs things, right?
-
So let's say you got Rex a new brain, then forgot to make him follow you, where, to say, where would you find him? Because I totally lost him.
-
Uhh The King maybe?
-
Uhh The King maybe?
Already tried.
He's probably dead.
-
Dang, sorry man. I've got no clue where he might be then.
-
Lost Legion
-
Lost Legion
Pardon?
-
Rex should eventually return to his home. Either the Lucky 38 if that's your player home or somewhere in freeside, I think. Should be the King's place, but if you killed them, I have no idea
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Rex should eventually return to his home. Either the Lucky 38 if that's your player home or somewhere in freeside, I think. Should be the King's place, but if you killed them, I have no idea
What sick person would kill the king?
Anyways I never checked the Lucky 38, thanks.
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Rex should eventually return to his home. Either the Lucky 38 if that's your player home or somewhere in freeside, I think. Should be the King's place, but if you killed them, I have no idea
What sick person would kill the king?
Anyways I never checked the Lucky 38, thanks.
oh, yet another counting thread?
39
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Nah, its the thread about alpacas.
-
40
-
40? I wonder how Logicalia got to the first thought of 40 after Alpacas... Perhaps there is no logic anymore...
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404: Message Not Found
-
not the 404!!!!!!!
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Alpacas
-
goats
-
Simulator
-
Licking
-
Ragdolling
-
Maine coon cat breed
-
Ragdoll cat breed
-
bread
-
food
-
Meat
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYi9YBFczgg
-
Aero Chord
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGgpAeRLCQ
-
Beautiful
-
Glorious
-
MUFFINS
-
Muffin button
-
You watch Team Four Star too!?
-
Yu-Gi-Oh: Abriged
-
You watch Team Four Star too!?
NAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLL!
SuperKamiGuru
DDOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!
-
DDR Sabaku no Gaara
-
Or DD for short, she
-
This is first thought game not five word story
Also heheh DD
-
MY BAD. Reflexive response!
-
Ever seen Naruto Abriged?
-
Nope. Anyone else reading the Witcher books? I'm hooked.
-
https://youtu.be/8V28HY-TbXg?t=29
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43FnCO1DkOU
-
If we're gonna do MoS, step yo game up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR0kg8MBjZg&index=207&list=PLSMUSUxRwe-Qlm6sfMIhVRzomCFmlJEbU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR0kg8MBjZg&index=207&list=PLSMUSUxRwe-Qlm6sfMIhVRzomCFmlJEbU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUi9R6V1WA&index=208&list=PLSMUSUxRwe-Qlm6sfMIhVRzomCFmlJEbU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUi9R6V1WA&index=208&list=PLSMUSUxRwe-Qlm6sfMIhVRzomCFmlJEbU)
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YOU LISTEN TO HIS STUFF TOO?! *Fist bump*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Wi0XWIdXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81aQuoM_Y90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOafalF22kI
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BREAKING DOWN THE BORDERS, YES
And as for Batman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OovKTBO4aQs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OovKTBO4aQs)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D2mvoMKLE
-
Most accurate name says what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4TPq1ICxkU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4TPq1ICxkU)
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PREPARE THYSELF FOR FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM
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PREPARE THYSELF FOR FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM
halo 4 is worst halo
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PREPARE THYSELF FOR FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM
halo 4 is worst halo
IT'S NOT ABOUT HALO 4 DAVID. IT'S ABOUT CORTANA GOING RAMPANT WHILE MC IS IN CRYO.
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PREPARE THYSELF FOR FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM
halo 4 is worst halo
IT'S NOT ABOUT HALO 4 DAVID. IT'S ABOUT CORTANA GOING RAMPANT WHILE MC IS IN CRYO.
well yeah, that is sad and all, but halo 4 is worst halo.
I'm sure Halo 5 will best it though.
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PREPARE THYSELF FOR FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oJGTPSWIM
halo 4 is worst halo
IT'S NOT ABOUT HALO 4 DAVID. IT'S ABOUT CORTANA GOING RAMPANT WHILE MC IS IN CRYO.
well yeah, that is sad and all, but halo 4 is worst halo.
I'm sure Halo 5 will best it though.
I was angrily crying while smashing Prometheans after Cortana's death
Also Halo 5 is gonna be amazing
-
The word necro made me think of the word necrosis
-
Dead space?
-
Aliens guy
-
Bad Hair
-
Donald Trump
-
Hitler
-
Bad hair
-
Dirty Sanchez moustache
-
Team Four Star, Dragon Ball Z Abriged, Vegeta Mustache Song
-
Screw Attack's Goku vs. Superman bringing oceans of salty tears for trolls to drink from
-
The most boring superhero in existence
-
Hindsight lad
-
Perfect vision
-
Glasses
-
Shots
-
bullets
-
Gun
-
Icarus
-
Daedalus
-
Labyrinth
-
King of the Hill
-
King Harkinian
-
Baron Harkonen
-
Lord Harkon
-
Cool vampire
-
Nosferatu
-
Alucard
-
Hellsing
-
Hard Cannon
-
Hand cannon
-
Finger gun
-
Death's touch
-
Fun
-
Munker
(Seriously, the first thing that came to my mind after reading "fun" was a munker in Canyon Ambush)
-
Muid
-
High manoeuvrability
-
Maniacal laughter
-
Carn
-
Volatile
-
Hydrogen
-
Oxygen
-
Gas
-
Beans
-
Soup
-
Stew
-
Jew
-
Blue
-
Sadness
-
Emo
-
Jet-black short straight hair
-
Pie
-
Piemanlives
-
Frankenstein's monster
-
German mad scientist
-
A possible ancestor of mine
-
A silly roman curse
-
Sounds like music.
-
An Armored Core Soundtrack
-
A Drastic Baby.
-
A thinker
-
A Drastic Baby.
(I'd bet my hand he said "trust me baby")
-
Michelangelo
-
The gigantic Cappella Sistina
-
wtf
-
Wth
-
Sirzechs Lucifer
-
Lucifer the Fallen Angel
-
Laaaaaame
-
Religion excuses
-
Crusade
-
Deus Vult
-
Vikings s05 e05
-
"Ready to plunder."
-
Myself
-
Anglean Marauders
-
Volatile
-
HE tank ammo
-
Combined Arm Tactics
-
Time for strong arm tactics (In Dota 2's Lion voice)
-
One armed bandits
-
Goliaths
-
monoliths
-
Stonehenge
-
my AP art history class
-
Gothic art period
-
Rose Window
-
The Black Rose
-
rooh afza
-
Mumbling
-
Stumbling
-
Surprise
-
Sterling Archer
-
Bows
-
arrows
-
Archers
-
L'etat, c'est de moi!
-
French Archers
-
The bloody battl of Poitiers.
(God bless the Black Prince)
-
Bloody history
-
History of Europe
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Holy Roman Empire
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Hetalia
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Chineese animated cartoons
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the Yangtze river
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The Boxer Rebellion
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Events with silly and downright dumb names
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the bacon rebellion
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Breakfast
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Bacon
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eggs
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Green Eggs and Ham
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A very strange looking breakfast
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Pig snout drowned in pork molasse
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A disgusting looking breakfast
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Fermented baltic herring
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Northern Europe's incapabilty at making tasty food
(Except that, I must say, I found very tasty Elk salami)
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Sry. Northen Europe is busy lvling up their skills in Cooking Mama.
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Trial and error food preparation
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Knife
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Finger cuts shenanigans
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An outdated meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t2bnp8aoXw&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_t2bnp8aoXw&has_verified=1
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MEMES
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The cancerous /b/ of 4Chan
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/tg/ board
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/tg/ and it's motley collection of ca/tg/irls, elegan/tg/entlemen and fa/tg/uys GET SHIT DONE
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...
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Surprise
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Buttsex? Sorry, meme ingrained from the past.
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MEMES
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Me
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Ongoing story arc
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Vietnam Flashbacks
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Ride of the Valkyries
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Valkyrie Chronicles
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Scouts killing tanks with rilfes
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Carl Gustav recoilless rifle
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Blue Coat Infantry
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Bright colored military uniforms
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French soldiers running backward.
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The "je surrender" meme
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Tanks that have one gear: reverse
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French tanks
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Superior German engineering
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Blitzkrieg
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Dive bombing
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Exploding scuba divers
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Rumblers
(https://www.2kgames.com/cultofrapture/features/rumbler/rumbler2.jpg)
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Big Daddy
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Senpai
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Unnoticed.
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Japan
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Anime,
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Characteristic drawing style
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Personal Art.
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My amateurish sketches
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A regretful past of mistakes.
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Italian Classic High School
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Spanish class.
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Annoying accents
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My....Job....fuck.
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Sad stories
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Regretful memories.
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Death
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Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
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A humerus Grim Reaper
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Funny bone
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Tingling sensations.
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Spider-Man
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Super heroes that I will never get involved with.
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The "recent" Civil War trailer
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Star Wars.
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Star Trek.
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Phasers.
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Laser lances
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Sci-Fi knights.
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Enormous robots with stupidly big swords
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THIS DRILL SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!!!!
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A busty redhead
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Last night's hentai.
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Rick Roll (https://youtu.be/X-cfWM0BC_4)
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Darude Astley - Sandroll (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w)
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Darude Sandstorm
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Music I don't give a damn about...
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Rap
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...Black people.
(I'm so sorry...)
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Cultural weakness
"We were already killing each other over imaginary friends, while you were still down there being peaceful and shit like that."
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Superior waffles.
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MOAR WAFFLES
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We can make them better, faster, stronger. We have the cookology.
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Daft Punk
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Steam punk?
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Perfection
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A zweihander
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A more artistic weapon from a more civilized time.
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An estoc
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A pokey stick.
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Selfie stick
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A poor use of human intelligence, resources, and menial labor.
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Modern feminism
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Nazis
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Barechested aryans surfing on top of panzers and playing metal (http://youtu.be/keXfiffBzFw)
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K
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Annoyingly short and unsatisfactory answers
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"You're pregnant"
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OHMYGODIMGONNABEFATHER
I shall name my child [censura inquisitionis]!
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[Insert abusive kid name]
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Liam
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Neeson
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Such irish
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Potato famine
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Spud Nick. The last living potato on steampunk earth confirmed by himself
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A prominent member of this community
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The leader of <insert your clan here> clan
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A clan named Clan
(So clan)
(Very clan)
(Much clan)
(Wow)
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>Inserts clan*
>Gets Clan Clan*
>Cries**
>Leaves and uninstalls life**
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Shit and giggles
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Human idiocy.
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Mutually Assured Destruction
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Nukes nukes nukes and more nukes.
Also...that Very nice flash game of the same name.
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Supreme Commander Forged Alliance during late-game
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Strategy games
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Company of heroes. 2.
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Glorified moba with weak gameplay
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Mobula
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Flying loaf of bread.
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A flying sandwich
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A sand witch on a broomstick
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Strike witch
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A Yak
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Kun-lai Summit on pandaria
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PANDAS
LOTS AND LOTS OF PANDAS
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China's wildlife
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Snake-like flying dragons
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IT'S CALLED SERPENTS FFS
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Wyrms
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That stupid game worms.
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Worm. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Worm)
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Someone made a book on worms?
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Ohgodpleaseno
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NOT THE BEES!
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That guy from the Bee movie. Setting his house on fire.
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Fire? Did somebody say fire? (https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M)
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I'M TOO HOT (HOT DAMN) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0)
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Brandt
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Brandt's Liverwurst.
My mom loves it, but it's as bad as Marmite to me.
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Strange sounding foods I've never had.
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That bald guy in CNN...
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FOX news cringe
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Fox being news...hehehehehehehehehehehehee
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Someone said fox
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What did the fox say?
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Things that make me hate life
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A backpat and Sympathy.
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(http://i.imgur.com/FHGdCtj.jpg)
TL:DR: Emo Cringe
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Knives, sadness, and spiritual relativeness.
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Teenagers
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Hyper-materialism
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Society
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Isolation from.
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The woods
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Unmarked graves
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Unsung heroes
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Kellys heroes.
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Hogan's Heroes
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WWI
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WWII
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WW3
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Nuclear Winter
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Fallout
I'VE GOT SPURS, THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE (JINGLE JANGLE) AS I GO, RIDIN' MERRILY ALONG (JINGLE JANGLE) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs)
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Catchy...
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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP7jZeaqKSo)
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My favorite song on Fallout New Vegas
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Thinks he is exaggerating but damn is it catchy...
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Totally not exaggerating my fav song too
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Totally not listening to it while typing this
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Totally don't want a Big Iron of my own