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Title: Ode to Banshee.
Post by: James T. Kirk on November 20, 2014, 05:21:36 pm
I got bored, so I made a little sonnet declaring my love for the Banshee.
Granted, I'm no sonnet expert, and I don't know too much about iambic pentameter, so any feedback is much appreciated.

*ahem*


Upon my junker thou doth sit,     
Grease rounds within your chambers lie.   
And oh, the shots that we shall hit     
The beaut’ful sound of rockets fly.     
While one may seem but little threat,     
Place two or more and engies roar     
As long’s it land, thou art set     
Hit the naked hull and thou shalt score     
Opposed teams may use chem spray     
And scoff at me with match’s start.     
But cycles missed within the fray     
Shall cause the fall of ship and heart     
The battle’s won, and if I may,     
Is today your birth and day?
Title: Re: Ode to Banshee.
Post by: Dutch Vanya on November 20, 2014, 05:25:38 pm
pewpewpew!
Title: Re: Ode to Banshee.
Post by: shaelyn on November 20, 2014, 06:34:50 pm
yeah I don't know whether to applaud, snap, or follow suit with Vanya's pews.

but, awesome
Title: Re: Ode to Banshee.
Post by: ShadedExalt on November 20, 2014, 09:04:13 pm
yeah I don't know whether to applaud, snap, or follow suit with Vanya's pews.

but, awesome

It's very simple shaelyn:  Do all three!

Step one: Start slowly clapping.
Step two:  Start to laugh.
Step three:  Start to build intensity in your clapping and laughter, and tell your gunners to start firing the Banshees.
Step five:  Reach levels of clapping speed and laughter pitch so intense your crew is scared of you.
Step six:  ? ? ?
Step seven:  PROFIT!
Title: Re: Ramming with a Goldfish
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on November 21, 2014, 04:49:36 am
I love this post, makes me feel like I should do a poem about ramming in response
Title: Re: Ramming with a Goldfish
Post by: ShadedExalt on November 21, 2014, 11:54:58 am
I love this post, makes me feel like I should do a poem about ramming in response

Melon, are you really gonna let James one-up you?  Get poet-ing!