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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Ariden on January 31, 2014, 06:47:37 pm

Title: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Ariden on January 31, 2014, 06:47:37 pm

So I remembered this game from an old forum I used to visit, and stole the idea :).

Basically you write a poem or a rap song about the person above you. You don't have to know them - it could be about their names or profile pictures.

Take it away!

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: HamsterIV on January 31, 2014, 07:21:59 pm

There once was a pilot named Ariden,
whose magazine was not fully laiden.
She pulled into a dock,
and loaded some Loch.
Man she was one crazy maiden.

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: macmacnick on February 01, 2014, 12:28:04 am

Hamster takes in all,
those who listen appall.
The teamwork astonishes all.

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: BdrLineAzn on February 01, 2014, 01:18:11 am

macmacnick, whose flames fire so deep.
The cake was there,
But the fire so bare.
Hypnotise all who stared
Into a trance
That, not even a lance
Can break the power
Of the flare.

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Coldcurse on February 03, 2014, 04:26:52 am

BdrLine has alot of wine,
Wenches by his side he's fine.
But when he looks behind his ship,
He will experience a scary trip.
As I am flying on his tail,
Popping down his white shiny sail.
As he's falling to the ground,
He yells out in a screaming sound.
"screw you coldcurse!"

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Captain Lockheart on February 06, 2014, 10:11:27 am

A man devoid of dismay.
Those dreams you had, he stole away.
But with his junker and wit,
He can score every hit.
From his artemis' firing from his bow.

Often he charges alone,
Damage and death is prone.
But with his flamer lit.
He can burn every bit.
With his Dutchmen cheering him on.

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on February 08, 2014, 10:08:32 am

Lockheart, locked his heart
away in a cabinet.
Now he is so dead

Haikus yay!

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Lukeskybacon on November 10, 2014, 08:14:10 am

This thread is old ASS
The cheesiness is complete
Haiku easy as hell

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Mod Josie on December 04, 2014, 12:38:18 pm

While I may know jack all about you,
I still know that my words here be true.
Cause next time I awaken
You'll have fried me some bacon
For my breakfast of sarnies and brew!

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Shadak Shademore on December 19, 2014, 12:38:03 pm

A Musey be you,
And a cakey so true,
A good friend to all who are new.

Fell out of the sky,
On Philip he got high,
His sanity forever to sigh.

Title: Re: Write a poem/rap song about the person above you!
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 19, 2014, 12:47:58 pm

Yo! I'm too white to rap

and I'm an asian.

So I'll just say you're a really swell guy.

Yeah!