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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: James T. Kirk on January 09, 2014, 04:22:56 pm

Title: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 09, 2014, 04:22:56 pm
Simple concept: Describe your playstyle, your personality, and whatever else you can think about yourself in less than 10 words.

It can be in the form of a quote, a poem, a passive sentence, or really anything under 10 words, just try to embody you.

I'll start.

'Man the flamers, we're pulling in close!'
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: HamsterIV on January 09, 2014, 04:37:09 pm
"I have not given you permission to die, keep fighting!"
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Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on January 10, 2014, 12:44:49 am
"Fly like your ship and crew lives matter. Allies next."
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Post by: Riggatto on January 10, 2014, 12:46:59 am
"The Fuck is this?"
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Post by: macmacnick on January 10, 2014, 12:49:35 am
"Jacob, lumberjack? Get on it, restraining order or none!;'Mrau!'"
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Post by: Cheesy Crackers on January 11, 2014, 12:13:30 am
"So... Time to fly straight ahead and ram them ok?"
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Post by: Piemanlives on January 11, 2014, 12:55:29 am
"Wait a moment, why are we brawling with howitzers?"
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Post by: Gryphos on January 11, 2014, 04:19:18 am
"I'm an idiot, I'm a massive idiot. Suicide charge time!"
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Post by: Swallox on January 11, 2014, 09:01:25 am
"Meatgrinding, Teamstacking, Pubstomps? I'll just sit here, watch and laugh."


Gryph, did you just write a fucking haiku?
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Gryphos on January 11, 2014, 12:24:51 pm
Gryph, did you just write a fucking haiku?

*furiously counts syllables on fingers* Holy crap I did, didn't I?
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Coldcurse on January 11, 2014, 06:41:36 pm
*I'll make sure that your death will be quick*
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Post by: Cheesy Crackers on January 12, 2014, 05:42:25 am
Woah... best. haiku. EVAR!

How did you even notice that was a haiku Swallow?
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Post by: ramjamslam on January 12, 2014, 06:29:53 am
How did you even notice that was a haiku Swallow?
It has a very distinctive rhythm.  Gryphos gets a salute :P
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: zlater75@hotmail.com on January 12, 2014, 08:05:19 am
I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.


<3
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Post by: Shinkurex on January 12, 2014, 09:05:16 am
"I was blamed"
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Post by: Queso on January 12, 2014, 04:15:09 pm
I can pilot. I cannot captain.
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Post by: Letus on January 12, 2014, 05:27:30 pm
I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 12, 2014, 05:48:33 pm
I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.
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Post by: Piemanlives on January 12, 2014, 05:54:40 pm
"I was blamed"

Till the end of time Shink, till the end of time.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Letus on January 12, 2014, 06:34:07 pm
I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.


The Hades Cannon.  Another gun that I like.  Burning all your hulls.


...I'veplayedabittoomuchasZeroinBorderlands
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 12, 2014, 09:48:43 pm
I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.


The Hades Cannon.  Another gun that I like.  Burning all your hulls.


...I'veplayedabittoomuchasZeroinBorderlands

Yea, I know that feel. Zero was a cool hunter.

Didn't get his quotes.....
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Letus on January 12, 2014, 10:08:11 pm
Hellhound Carronade.  A satisfying weapon.......with five syllables.
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Post by: RearAdmiralZill on January 12, 2014, 11:17:01 pm
"I hate all of you equally."
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Post by: Oliver Colt on January 13, 2014, 02:00:51 am
"Darn, I'm sorry, my bad..."
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Post by: Coldcurse on January 13, 2014, 02:09:25 am
"Feelings? What are those?"
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Post by: macmacnick on January 14, 2014, 02:19:35 am
"Fire. Did somebody summon me?"
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Post by: Mod Josie on January 17, 2014, 12:45:56 pm
"I was blamed"
Yes you were!

"The number of words required to describe this individual is....."
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Post by: Coldcurse on January 22, 2014, 03:04:19 am
Got cold, then insane. Now I'm here.
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Post by: The Sky Wolf on January 27, 2014, 12:53:56 am
"I play for blood."
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Post by: Coldcurse on January 27, 2014, 03:17:26 am
No mercy, No soul. yup, sounds like me.
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Post by: Jawjee on February 05, 2014, 08:42:53 am
"I'LL RAM IT, I'LL RAM IT, FOOK, I MISSED"
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Post by: Swizy on February 05, 2014, 09:21:01 am
"Just don't shoot the mines in front of our sh-"
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Post by: Mizhir Starsurge on February 05, 2014, 09:42:26 am
Guns of Icarus
I tried to write a Haiku
Scrap that, ramming speed!
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Post by: Captain Lockheart on February 05, 2014, 10:13:57 am
Right heres the plan... Were dead...
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Post by: Jawjee on February 05, 2014, 10:59:01 am
Right heres the plan... Were dead...
Right, here's the dead....We're plan.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: HamsterIV on February 05, 2014, 12:19:17 pm
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Post by: Jawjee on February 07, 2014, 04:56:24 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
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Post by: Oliver Colt on February 07, 2014, 11:42:52 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
This thread needs more Jawjee
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Jawjee on February 07, 2014, 11:45:31 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
This thread needs more Jawjee
This thread doesn't have enough Oliver.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 07, 2014, 11:47:42 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
This thread needs more Jawjee
This thread doesn't have enough Oliver.
It has enough Coldcurse though (jk xD)
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Jawjee on February 07, 2014, 11:49:53 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
This thread needs more Jawjee
This thread doesn't have enough Oliver.
It has enough Coldcurse though (I'M SERIOUS)
Yes, you're right, it has too much Coldcurse.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 07, 2014, 11:51:30 am
I will describe my personality: This thread is boring.
This thread needs more Jawjee
This thread doesn't have enough Oliver.
It has enough Coldcurse though (I'M SERIOUS)
Yes, you're right, it has too much Coldcurse.
I just hope he doesn't kill me now :0
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: N-Sunderland on February 07, 2014, 04:01:59 pm
How have I not see this thread yet? Jeez.

"Get off the engines. I can handle them without you."
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Post by: Yiski on February 07, 2014, 06:11:17 pm
"Need/No arc." - Any non-Zill piloted ship.
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Post by: Jawjee on February 08, 2014, 05:42:20 am
"I shall not collide this match *hits building*...Mission failed."
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Post by: Oliver Colt on February 08, 2014, 09:46:36 am
"I take gungie! :D"
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Post by: Jawjee on February 10, 2014, 03:45:58 pm
"I take Oliver, does that count?"
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Post by: Oliver Colt on February 10, 2014, 04:03:30 pm
"Yes it counts" xD
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Post by: Coldcurse on February 11, 2014, 02:08:29 am
Made TFD, made new friends.
Never regret decisions, but sometimes I doubt that.
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Jawjee on February 11, 2014, 09:19:15 am
Well, now that we got Oliver, TFD will either: a)Explode and die
b)Bloom and expand
c)Jawjee
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 11, 2014, 11:22:59 am
I like c :3

Also why would it die bc of me? D:
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Post by: Jawjee on February 11, 2014, 12:16:31 pm
Well, think of it, Jawjee+Oliver in 1 clan...
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Post by: Coldcurse on February 11, 2014, 12:17:36 pm
= disaster
Title: Re: The shortest autobiographies.
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 11, 2014, 12:22:03 pm
= disaster awesomeness

Thank you sir :3
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Post by: Jawjee on February 11, 2014, 12:45:42 pm
Indeed :3
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Post by: Trilum on February 25, 2014, 03:40:05 pm
Kerosene burn, brace for impact.
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Post by: BdrLineAzn on February 25, 2014, 09:37:00 pm
"BONZAIIII!!!!" *gets killed* "Oh umm, yeah. Next time..."
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Post by: Piemanlives on February 25, 2014, 09:43:13 pm
"This is probably going to get us horribly killed, oh well."
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Post by: Coldcurse on February 26, 2014, 02:57:09 am
"Are you afraid of death? Lucky you."
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Post by: GreyTea on February 26, 2014, 02:59:16 am
''muha haha you activated my trap card''


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