Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on July 15, 2013, 10:39:27 am

Title: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 15, 2013, 10:39:27 am

Now, you may be wondering how I may have come to the conclusion found in the topic title. Well you see, while efforts are made throughout the world to ensure that minorities are given equal rights, one always gets left in the dark. One is always forgotten, and is left at a disadvantage compared to the majority.

Guns of Icarus Online is discriminatory against lefties.

The character in-game is right-handed. There isn't any option to make them left-handed. Almost all of the guns are set up to be easier to use for righties. In addition, there isn't a left-handed setup for the controls. All of the keys have to be bound manually. I cannot help but turn away in sheer disgust as me and my fellow lefties are left out.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Plasmarobo on July 15, 2013, 10:59:10 am

Canada, you are drunk. Go home Canada.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 15, 2013, 11:28:40 am

See! Even the community is made up of manual supremacists who laugh these issues off!

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Shinkurex on July 15, 2013, 11:31:27 am

eh.... Lefty here, and it does not matter to me... I think this is Sunderland trying to get the sympathy vote in the heated Bacon conclave... For shame Sunderland.... for shame

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 15, 2013, 11:33:08 am

He just wants more salutes, to which I still petition to get mine back.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 15, 2013, 11:38:44 am

Shink, don't let yourself be brainwashed! The righties want nothing but harm for us.

And come on Zill, I got that mic in the end :P

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 15, 2013, 11:42:04 am

To which you didn't speak to me for ~ a month and then make your first word to me "Quack."


Refund.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 15, 2013, 11:49:11 am

Two weeks. Not a month.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 15, 2013, 12:54:50 pm

Ill agree to three weeks. Still too long. <3

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 11:51:20 am

My wife is also a lefty and goes through great pains to change her games to left handed.
I married a wicked creature cursed with not knowing the pure bliss of being in the right...  Handed.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 16, 2013, 11:53:52 am

(ok, so I'll admit that even though I'm a lefty I don't like lefty game controls)

(I'm not even a proper lefty. I'm naturally ambidextrous.)

EDIT: Whoops, forgot the "not" in the second to last sentence.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Imagine on July 16, 2013, 12:18:14 pm

Quote from: N-Sunderland on July 16, 2013, 11:53:52 am

(ok, so I'll admit that even though I'm a lefty I don't like lefty game controls)

(I'm even a proper lefty. I'm naturally ambidextrous.)

A WITCH!

HE'S A WITCH!

TOSS HIM IN THE WATER TO SEE IF HE FLOATS!

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 16, 2013, 12:38:08 pm

Now if I weigh the same as a Du- oh shit, wait...

EDIT: I misspelled "weigh"! I'm being such a bad grammar Nazi today.

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 16, 2013, 01:20:41 pm

Quote from: N-Sunderland on July 16, 2013, 12:38:08 pm

Now if I way the same as a Du- oh shit, wait...

Lmao

Title: Re: GoIO Is Oppressive
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 01:58:56 pm

Ha.


...  OOoo... Now I get it.