Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Sammy B. T. on July 02, 2013, 11:00:59 am

Title: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Sammy B. T. on July 02, 2013, 11:00:59 am
Yesterday I was given the gift of prophecy, the ability to see into he future of GoI. I saw many great fabled things like the Manta Ray/Mobula, and the Rankinguld Shooter. However, many terrible thing were revealed to me. Here they are.

Harpoon guns have a two round clip, one for reeling the other for looping. Plan accordingly!
Greased components now set fire more easily. Plan accordingly!
Balloons now deflate correctly upwards as opposed to downwards. Plan accordingly!
More strength is needed to carry around heavy rounds.  Plan accordingly!
The in game game manual has been updated. Plan accordingly!
The components connecting the balloon and the ship can now be destroyed. Plan accordingly!
An achievement system that makes every player happy the moment they begin the game has been implemented. Plan accordingly!
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 02, 2013, 11:07:57 am
Quote this post to read about all the crazy new features and balance changes!




Nah... I'm gonna make you guya wait for testing to start again :-P
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Surette on July 02, 2013, 02:31:00 pm
An achievement system that makes every player happy the moment they begin the game has been implemented. Plan accordingly!
This has me most intrigued. Although heavy rounds possibly making you move more slowly is also very interesting...
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Plasmarobo on July 02, 2013, 05:53:39 pm
More strength is needed to carry around heavy rounds.  Plan accordingly!

So just slower movement? Even for gunners?

Wait, this is the pit.
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 02, 2013, 05:57:12 pm
He's trolling btw.
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Sammy B. T. on July 02, 2013, 07:35:00 pm
You dare question the prophet?
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Surette on July 03, 2013, 07:55:18 am
He's trolling btw.
I figured as much considering it's in The Pit, but some of those could be fun.
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 03, 2013, 08:14:26 am
He clearly didn't mention Bacon, so it was easy to see his fallacy.
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: DMaximus on July 03, 2013, 10:08:20 am
Harpoon guns now shoot bacon.
Bacon is now Bacon.
Sky Whales now eat only Bacon. And SkyWhale© brand Sky Whale food
Heavy Clip is slow cooked bacon.
Title: Re: The end times are coming to Guns of Icarus. Here are the omens.
Post by: Lehran on July 09, 2013, 02:24:18 pm
good job dmax....... -_-