Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: David Dire on July 28, 2015, 07:35:35 pm
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*in steam chat*
7:34 PM - David Dire: I made a custom ammo in the GECK and edited a weapon
7:34 PM - David Dire: can i join muse
7:35 PM - Jacob_Fii: feedback@musegames.com
7:35 PM - Jacob_Fii: love and hugs
gun go join muse now guys, cya all
ps
"7:35 PM - Jacob_Fii: love and hugs"
david x jacob confirmed.
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Jacob, why? David is not ready for such power.............(put's on a stuffy 18th century British junior officer voice) He's not fit for command!
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Jacob, why? David is not ready for such power.............(put's on a stuffy 18th century British junior officer voice) He's not fit for command!
Can I at least write the Jacob X Me Shipfic?
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Jacob, why? David is not ready for such power.............(put's on a stuffy 18th century British junior officer voice) He's not fit for command!
Can I at least write the Jacob X Me Shipfic?
I can't stop it. I only request you don't put it on public display.
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Jacob, why? David is not ready for such power.............(put's on a stuffy 18th century British junior officer voice) He's not fit for command!
Can I at least write the Jacob X Me Shipfic?
I can't stop it. I only request you don't put it on public display.
it shall be done
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pls no
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Oh dear.
How will David process this sudden plot twist.
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Still calling you Jacob.
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We'll talk :D
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Hold up, what? Did Jacob switch out and become Josie?
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Yes.
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Wait what? When?
Still shipping.
NSFW or not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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WHEN DID JACOB BECOME A WOMAN!? HAVE MY LOVE YOU MAGNIFICENT PASTRY!
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>unsure if Jacob is now legitimately Josie in which case congrats or whether this is a joke
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>unsure if Jacob is now legitimately Josie in which case congrats or whether this is a joke
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>unsure if Jacob is now legitimately Josie in which case congrats or whether this is a joke
WHEN DID JACOB BECOME A WOMAN!? HAVE MY LOVE YOU MAGNIFICENT PASTRY!
Thank you dearie. Love and hugs to all :D
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WHAT'S GOING ON
PLEASE EXPLAIN
SEND FOOD
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Everything is ok and, like, super cool, yo
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Now Jacob is Josie, I can kidnap her without getting weird looks.
That hair! <3
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WHAT'S GOING ON
PLEASE EXPLAIN
SEND FOOD
no srsly pls explain I have no idea what is happening.
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OK I'm operating under the assumption that Jacob is now officially Josie
So congratz!!!!
Is someone wants to confirm or deny this assumption that'd be really great
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Now Jacob is Josie, I can kidnap her without getting weird looks.
That hair! <3
You kidnap anybody, and your getting weird looks.
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Now Jacob is Josie, I can kidnap her without getting weird looks.
That hair! <3
You kidnap anybody, and your getting weird looks.
Yeah but you should have seen the looks I got when I tried to steal Jacob, people thought I was a genuine thug!
OK I'm operating under the assumption that Jacob is now officially Josie
So congratz!!!!
Is someone wants to confirm or deny this assumption that'd be really great
Josie was Jacob, confirmed.
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Congratulations, then, Josie!
Best of luck!
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
Yeah, I'm intrigued.
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
Josie was Jacob, for Josies reasons. The world does not need to be gender specific you know. 8)
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
from Jacob/Josie?
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Hi, I'm Josie.
Who are you?
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I'm Queso, or Matthew, or Moose, or Burger, or Cheese. It really depends on who's asking.
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(http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38624183355093256/1466EF6744621AE93D8BC88A517C020448BE2DBE/)
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
from Jacob/Josie?
LIKE SERIOUSLY
I'M CURIOUS
I MUST KNOW
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
from Jacob/Josie?
LIKE SERIOUSLY
I'M CURIOUS
I MUST KNOW
Seriously, we need to know whether to get you boxers or lingerie for Christmas.
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Can we get an official confirmation from Jacob/Josie?
What's going on? Is this silliness or an actual gender change?
from Jacob/Josie?
LIKE SERIOUSLY
I'M CURIOUS
I MUST KNOW
Seriously, we need to know whether to get you boxers or lingerie for Christmas.
Send both.
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But if Jacob is now actually Jossie, then I can't get her the proper lingerie without knowing her cup size.
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This isn't Huniepop; you can't just ask that directly.
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This isn't Huniepop; you can't just ask that directly.
Well how can I get her properly fitting micro bikinis then?
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properly fitting micro bikinis then?
That is an oxymoron in itself.
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properly fitting micro bikinis then?
That is an oxymoron in itself.
It's at least a contradiction. Oxymora are only two words in length.
Since you seem intent on adding me to your spooky phone that logs all my details like some freaky NSA hand-me-down, I'd like to tell you that I'm less inclined to answer those questions than my counterparts in HuniePop. You'll have to be more creative - ask me other questions first so that I trust you :P.
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Well, I suppose a good start would be
Name
Gender
Age
Occupation
Ability with Lumberjack/Mine/Hades (1-10)
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If I were to fill this out for Josie I'd say:
Name: Josie
Gender: For those concerned, female. (Though seriously, gender shouldn't make the least bit if difference.)
Age: Its rude to ask a lady her age.
Occupation: Community manager for Muse games.
Ability with LJ, phobos, hades: 5, 8, 3
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If I were to fill this out for Josie I'd say:
Name: Josie
Gender: For those concerned, female. (Though seriously, gender shouldn't make the least bit if difference.)
Age: Its rude to ask a lady her age.
Occupation: Community manager for Muse games.
Ability with LJ, phobos, hades: 5, 8, 3
Is it even possible to be worse with the hades than the 'Jack?
And it doesn't matter, it's just I need to know pronouns
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(http://thedailycougar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Pronouns2.jpg)
Start learning.
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Uhh what?
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Uhh what?
They're gender neutral pronouns, and their use is becoming surprisingly more common, even though they're not all yet in the dictionary.
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Is nobody going to answer my question
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Is nobody going to answer my question
I did! 8)
Josie was Jacob, for all intents and purposes, as far as we are all concerned, Josie is female, friendly and fun. :)
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I require proof.
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No, "Is it even possible to be better at the 'Jack than the Hades"
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No, "Is it even possible to be better at the 'Jack than the Hades"
Yup, I'm better with LJ than Hades, assuming you're using optimal loadouts for the weapons. (Hades performs best at its armour stripping with buff greased engineer)
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No, "Is it even possible to be better at the 'Jack than the Hades"
Yup, I'm better with LJ than Hades, assuming you're using optimal loadouts for the weapons. (Hades performs best at its armour stripping with buff greased engineer)
Remember when this was about me able to use the geck?
;~;
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If I were to fill this out for Josie I'd say:
Name: Josie
Gender: For those concerned, female. (Though seriously, gender shouldn't make the least bit if difference.)
Age: Its rude to ask a lady her age.
Occupation: Community manager for Muse games.
Ability with LJ, phobos, hades: 5, 8, 3
My abilities with these guns is actually 10, 10, 10 but we shan't dwell on details :P
Also, for all the pronoun confusion - worry not ye lost people. Kamoba is being very helpful and having knowledge of these pronouns is useful for a lot of people when it comes to treating affected parties with the respect they deserve. However, I'm much easier to deal with.
Josie is awesome.
Yes she is.
I like her hair.
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I like her hair.
I like your hair too. I'm jealous.
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Josie is awesome, and I want to stroke that hair!
Queso, she's mine!
As for the details on gun shooting, there is only one person who can shoot a Lumberjack at 10/10 score... Xemko.
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But I thought you and I were together forever Kamoba D:
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I say a 10/10 for long range weapons score is landing at least 2 clips of said weapon at it's maximum range, lesmok not included.
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I say a 10/10 for long range weapons score is landing at least 2 clips of said weapon at it's maximum range, lesmok not included.
10/10 is hitting every shot of the clip at optimum ranges with optimum ammo. Very rare and I've only seen a few legendary players do it, predominantly members or Duck, Ryder and SPQR
@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
What about your wife
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
You want to bet on that?
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
You want to bet on that?
I double bet. Actually, I go all in. Try to take it on me.
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Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I am the official Jossie broker. As such I take a 10% cut. Shall we start at 50 salutes?
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
You want to bet on that?
I double bet. Actually, I go all in. Try to take it on me.
5 billion dollars me and Jawy *Both of us or One* are kinkier than Kamoba.
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.
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@Queso, of me and you are together forever, then perhaps we can share Josies hair.
And so, two more people join the everlong slog to own me. There's like 17 of you people at this point - am I just that ownable? :P
Do I subconsciously scream out for people to take possession of meeee? Who knows.
I already turned it into a competition. You two might as well PM me for the rules. <3
You don't want me to own you, too much kinky for anyone to handle. 8)
You want to bet on that?
I double bet. Actually, I go all in. Try to take it on me.
5 billion dollars me and Jawy *Both of us or One* are kinkier than Kamoba.
I'm fine with any, but if it's us 2...Guess we can put on a show :3
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.
Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.
Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?
On every sixth Friday of the month.
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.
Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?
On every sixth Friday of the month.
There are no months that have six Fridays.
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There is no official broker. No unofficial broker. Please adhere to me if you wish to compete to own me.
Can I at least get a 2% cut of all fiscal and real property in the deal?
we're a non-profit organisation and You are a volunteer.
Do I at least get free donuts every third Friday?
On every sixth Friday of the month.
There are no months that have six Fridays.
Exactly.