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Community => Community Events => Topic started by: Urz on April 01, 2014, 08:55:28 am

Title: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Urz on April 01, 2014, 08:55:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/axWyUmr.png)

Brought to you by the fine folks at Frito-Lay, the Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League is a 24 month competitive epic to determine the strongest of the strong, while enjoying the bold taste of Doritos-brand tortilla chips. The structure of the tournament will be based on the concept of planetary bracketing. All competing teams will be inserted into the Doritos Sports Flavorizer™ (http://i.imgur.com/S22XjBo.png), a series of three brackets rotating around a central 'champions' bracket. One bracket will be played out each month for four months, with winners from the newcomers brackets fighting to stay in contention, and the chance to challenge the champions bracket from the challengers bracket for the chance to be a champion. Following each four month period, the brackets will be rotated and the process begins anew until we have found the team worthy of being called the coolest in the sky!
 
This event is part of the Frito-Lays campaign to promote Doritos as the perfect snack food for consumer air travel: "Feel the cool ranch in your hair."



Signups:
Prizes:



(http://i.imgur.com/XAVWdJb.png)
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: redria on April 01, 2014, 09:02:10 am
Not a fan of Cool Ranch. I refuse to participate in an event so blatantly opposed to the glorious taste of Nacho Cheese. I find this offensive. Please contact Frito-Lays and tell them to change the campaign immediately.
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: B'Elanna on April 01, 2014, 09:30:41 am
besides agreeing with redria,
you HAVE to come up with more interesting names, man... you're killing me ._.
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: TyberiusTheThird on April 01, 2014, 09:32:51 am
 Oh, my chest is not used to laugh, but this, sir...this. I need a chest massage now. Does Frito-Lays also include massages as prizes ? Can I have an" expiremental pizza flavored"  massage ? (I figured I should edit this to clarify: haha, no.)
[another edit: it better be april fools today..]
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Mr. Ace Rimmer on April 01, 2014, 10:22:16 am
Such April Fools, much Laugh, Side split
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: macmacnick on April 01, 2014, 10:23:49 am
...Thank god this wasn't By EA... o.o...
(I know this is april fools.)
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Dutch Vanya on April 01, 2014, 10:34:43 am
Finally a competitive event for me.
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: DMaximus on April 01, 2014, 11:08:06 am
Merry Men's D-Team, The Brothers of Drunken Merriment are signing up!

Captains: DMaximus, Surette
Crew: This six pack I just picked up.
Contact Info: Just ring the local pub, they'll pass the phone over.
Photo incoming. Need to find some Doritos.

Note: Just been informed by Zill that we've been demoted to the E-Team. He found a group of trained monkeys that are better pilots than I. I will not let this blow interfere with my destiny! I WILL WIN THE DORITOS SWIM!
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Battle Toads on April 01, 2014, 04:10:18 pm
hahahah, its funny because this is clearly an April Fool's joke. (I would cry if GoIO had a partnership with doritos the same way halo does)
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 01, 2014, 04:14:51 pm
I bet the Clamour wants to be signed up for this. Too bad for them if they don't, I'll do it anyways.



The Clamour

(http://terryshoemaker.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/placeholder1.jpg)
(Too lazy to go find their logo)

Captains: nhbearit, levi mann

Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Omniraptor on April 01, 2014, 05:04:54 pm
As a squid pilot, I would like to take a moment and thank Doritos® for the aerodynamic advantage of having cool ranch in my hair. I don't know how I ever flew without it, the new speed is simply unrealistic.
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Nidh on April 01, 2014, 05:53:09 pm
Cool Ranch Pilot's tool confirmed
Title: Re: Doritos Sports Cool Ranch League
Post by: Byron Cavendish on April 02, 2014, 02:27:50 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/theunderhills/srcstc.gif) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/theunderhills/media/srcstc.gif.html)