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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 01:05:25 pm »
Sky, in all honesty, the mask wasn't much of an improvement before you had your incident.
Well its a face that'll send a chill down anyone's spine, it ain't supposed to b' pretty.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:58:39 pm »
You look better than Skyraider ever has. Youll survive.
*Holds up a finger like he wants to protest, but decides not to*
Ehhh, yeah I wear tis' mask for a reason, pretty sure none wants to see a burned face like none want to see a zeppelin on fire.

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The Lounge / Re: Introductions!
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:30:04 pm »
Hello fellow airmen and noble admirals, I am Skyraider

I'm known for exceeding in piloting skills and tactics, being an aggressive captain and pulling off some very close quarters combat. I have a tendency to survive a battle with less than 1/4 of health, but most importantly, I invented the backwards Goldfish (And maybe the hydrogen uppercut).

I started as a gunner, (Very useful I know) and I got used to using all weapons of all types, knowing there benefits and weaknesses. Then I discovered Qwerty's channel and I joined him after his livestream as a captain, we won about 10 matches before we left, that gave me the fuel to start flying. Although I wasn't very good, I practiced every until now, becoming an above-average pilot. I still feel like I'm to only one to set up traps and ambushes in-game, flanking enemies in Squids or lying behind a wall in a Goldfish.

So I say to anyone who wants to be a pilot, patience is the key to success. Don't let your greed take you into a trap, think about the other routes.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 10:49:24 am »
Gabriel's Arse! Worse than the lad I saw trying to take out a Galleon with a Flare! These young'uns need a little more help, methinks.
Mayb' so...... Trail by fire, but not the type of fire that ye get with a Lochnagar please.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 10:38:10 am »
* To Skyraider* Heyo there, didn't see you walk in- have you been here all night? Anyway, drink up.
Yes, I snuck in and hid here all night, even though I said' I'd be leavin'. I wish I did that now after seein' my ship a fire, those powder monkeys attempted to use lochnagar in a flamethrower!

Yeah, but only if they're on your own team!
Well.... at least Zill no longer gets in a formation with me, so I won't do that, or hydrogen into him again.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 10:26:07 am »
When I say medical school, I'm probably referring to the sawmill. Not that I'm sure what a saw mill is at the moment...

And for the last time, the kidney wasn't stolen! I lost it when Skyraider decided to muck about and smash into Zill.
*Over hears the conversation*
Well, it was a friendly gesture. And ye got to admit, if I took down Zill in a ram, then I coulda' took them all on!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 01:06:11 am »
Okay, I need to keep a journal of "Things to do to survive.", and one of them is not to get into Furrymessiah's broadside. Well, thatll' be more for now, I need to work on my Goldfish's powder magazine, I told those swabies to not touch the big red label that says "DO NOT TOUCH".

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:44:42 am »
The woman walks up to Sunder, gripping her mallet. Grabbing hold of the handle with both hands, she raises it up like she was trying to ring a bell at a Strength tester at a Carnival show, and lets go with a blow that would make Thor do a double-take. The sound of the rubber head of her bludgeoning tool is like a rock hitting an empty coconut, only twice as loud.

"You all saw it! He said I could!" The woman said, stepping back to view the carnage her mighty swing had wrought.
O' dere', I might step this one out. *Steps away from the carnage*

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:39:49 am »
Hah! Your alcohol tolerance will never improve, will it, Skyraider? I remember it clear as day. We weren't fighting Zill, of course not, even I would fear the thought of doing so. We were all conducting a trade mission together in the canyons, and you ran straight into him, letting the chasing pirates blast us to the ground. It's not hard for your eye to come out through a mask when broken pieces of wood and metal are falling and flailing around you.

I might need to have this conversation with you when you're sober. As it stands, your memory seems to be out on vacation.
I was jokn' about the drunk part. I can't drink with this mask on. Now that you mention the scenario, yes I'll admit that I rammed Zill's ship in that scenario. I do apologize for that... "Miss-coordination", even us advanced pilots can get greedy. Like I said, trial by fire. I have payed Zill back.... I think.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:26:03 am »
If you're referring to the eye that you lost in that Goldfish crash and I keep on a necklace to this day, then yes, you do have an eye on me. And don't you dare come asking for it back! You were the one who flew us straight into Zill's ship, and I was the one that won the bet. It's mine, fair and square.
How can one lose an eye in a mask? Also, I rarely fight against Zill, even I'm not that foolish (Most of the time) to do that. The one time I did, I followed him down, not being able to fight him 1 on 1 since the battle was over. Also I ain't afraid of someone like you, I met many stronger than ye in battle. If its a fight you want then I'll gladly fight you, I never back down, even in certain death.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:12:24 am »
Look, you're standing in here with one hell of a gunner, one hell of a pilot, one hell of an engineer, and Furrymessiah. You'd better stop acting tough, or you're going to regret it. That flare gun is loaded, you know.

"Hey, now wait a minute!" She said, gripping the hilt of her mallet. "You're cruisin' for some anesthetic, Sunder."
*In a low tone* I can see tis turnin' for the worst, *offers Furrymessiah a rusted spanner* also I still recommended a spanner to fix people.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:02:38 am »
I do remember seeing a young lad that Zill picked up, all I thought was "What an idiot". I never was a big fan of new-comers, and I still am keepn' my eye on you N-Sunderland.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 23, 2013, 11:23:44 pm »

A hammer? i persoanlyl like the buffer , it may put some more boost in them brains
Are you tryn' to fix a broken engine with a buff hammer! Ha!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 23, 2013, 11:19:06 pm »
Also Zill, how's ye Goldfish doin'? Still on fire! Ha ha! Ehhhh......... I might be more drunk, or stupid, than anyone else here.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 23, 2013, 11:11:17 pm »
And Skyraider, we all know who the hell you are. I swear you've used the same intro for the past few years. Why not change up your intro a bit.

*Yiski walks to the bar goes back and hands Skyraider a mug of Yiski's Reserve*

And of course you can't fix stupidity with a spanner! Yer supposed to use the damn hammer!
Well why change a glorious intro? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And its safe to say I'd not waste a perfectly good hammer on a swabie.

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