A towel floats and hits you in the head after it was released from stasis. That wasn't so bad you thought, it's only a towel. Of course, there's a few questions that should be asked, why was the towel in stasis? Why would a button release it and hit you in the face.Did you make all that up or is it a reference?
The Neighbour seems to be looking away, both in fear and disgust. Oh dear.. maybe the towel isn't so clean, not that it matters, you were wearing a environment suit after all. Ah, you smell something. It's getting stronger and now your helmet fills with toxic smoke from the helmet melting away from the contact with the towel.
Oh dear, they were warned about this, the Neighbours said, why would anyone keep pressing the button. Now the towel have to be put back .
The towel comes ever closer to your face, you could see it seem to be somehow covered in weird acid like gloop. It's a shame you didn't read section about the button in greatest book in the galaxy. See Vogons don't take a bath until the correct forms are filled in. This has to be signed many times over by varies Vogon. This is the longest process form in all of Vogon. Even the form for death doesn't take a long. Yet there was one Vogon that completed the impossible task of bath time with all the forms correct, i's dotted and t's crossed. This was the towel of from that Vogon.
The towel touches your nose, your brain can't even begin to figure out the pain caused by this, not that it matters any more, the Infinite Improbability Drive had just reached 1
Oh no, not again. Said the potted plant as it lands so so far away from a button, leaving it untouched, inactive.
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Wave motion gun fires, obliterating Oliver's button.
(http://i.imgur.com/XAMKRjX.gif)
*Cackles then paints a little kitty face on the button then sneaks off hoping to catch a wild B'Elanna.
*Does not see any reason to push the button again as this Zuka world line has brought perfection to the world.** Gilder accidentally slips while staring at Zuka and nudges the button *
Getting annoyed at spellcheck, I slam my monitor into the red button
A Nydus worm burrows out of the ground. It spawns a constant wave of Ultralisk, Zerglings, Infestors, and Hydralisk.
Melon, Indreams, and Redroach become infested terrans and are given a choice to press the button or not.
Indreams, completely integrated into the hive mind of Sarah Kerrigan, does not have free will and cannot press the button.
Melon and Redroach still retain their free will, but they don't have much time.
Console log - 1/22/2015/07:37:25 EST
-Muse- Jacob: ::Libraryconfig-Language_v7_eng Property_ref-LoL[League of Legends](0) Pile_error_null
-Muse- Jacob: ::Entityconfig-Indreams_1 Property_Unicorn-trans(∞) Pile_error_float Desc_error_ignore
Compile_SaveChanges
Dear Indreams,
I noticed six seconds ago that you created your own game Universe. While I commend you for your efforts and pray that your new game may find success, don't be a stranger; we'll miss you if you don't play our game anymore.
I thought it was worth mentioning that you accidentally tried to create your game Universe as a subset of mine as you were logged into my game at the time. This would have caused a crippling crash and have caused all the servers to brick. Be glad that I was watching and very quickly moved all your newly created files into a new directory on a separate drive before they booted; you're welcome.
In doing so, I have inadvertently granted you the ability to be God within your own game Universe as I did not have enough time to configure the Permissions files in the few seconds since you created your Universe. While I am able, I promise only to add or remove files from your new directory if it is absolutely necessary. You are, in essence, free to do as you please. Though remember, I am in charge of the servers so don't go breaking any laws - I'll see.
If you have any questions about how to configure your Universe's default content and files (you are given a large array of these at the start), feel free to ask me. I can show you how to generate entities and content within your Universe and perform a large number of complex actions with them.
Enjoy your new project,
-Muse- Jacob
sup ur in trubbl jst fyi u made th wrld go boom. njoy ur new life.
-Muse- Jacob xxx
The Spire becomes a boulder and flattens Koali, but Koali survives due to his squishy Kirby-like anatomy. The boulder lands on the button as well, slightly denting the metal casing.Koali.find himself.stuck in an infinite state of awakening, dropping and.blacking out as the squidlet fails to respawn, the red button is so close each time he hits the floor.
(And the rushing wind and blackout was me respawning because I jumped off of my Squidlet)
Console log - 2/16/2015/05:08:38 EST
-Muse- Jacob: ::estop n1;
-Muse- Jacob: ::map [n1] [n6], del n1, map [n2 ; n3 ; n4 ; n5] [n1];
-Muse- Jacob: ::boot n1 [full] Pile_error_float;
-Muse- Jacob: ::boot_all(Except: It, Me)_entities [partial - free will enabled];
-Muse- Jacob: ::t=Clog, Current=1, tick=1;
-Muse- Jacob: ::savever 1.4.10
-Muse- Jacob: ::resume
Indreams feels that this is kinda getting out of hand.
He misses the days when pressing the Red Button usually killed him in a creative way.
*snip*
*Slurps up some noodles in preparation for story time.*
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but lo, through the clouds falls a red button
Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.GODAMMIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THE HINDENBURG HAS BURNED? 370000545457394666 TIMES. NOW THIS'LL BE MY 370000545457394667'th HINDENBURG.
I'M NOT PRESSING A DUDE!HOMOPHOBE
"Right-o, Carn!"You done eating yet?
Koali uses the Four Sword's power to split into four again.
All four start cutting slices of spam from the ground and fry them on a portable stove.
Spam is much better fried than raw.
Haven't even started. It takes a long time to fry this much spam.Flak