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Lydia Litvyak : The kindest and strictest of them all. She does it right and she wants you to do it right. Don't make her tell you twice.
Inkjet : If something is not buffed and chem sprayed you're a huge disappointment. According to her calculations you even have 0.241 seconds to breathe before restarting the cycle, why are you still standing here?
James T. Kirk : The calmest person with a temper made of titanium. The father of the flame, first descendant of The Oven. Don't give him a squid, for the love of gods.
Melon McCrabernathy : Master of the Galleon, but gods forbid he has to arc a side-gun on a Pyramidion. One of the best and most fun pilots to fly with (Bonus: British voice pack 2.0 boarding school edition.)
TyberiusTheThird : Best co-engineer in the galaxy. He knows where I'm going before I know where I'm going. My competitive co-engineer by choice. Weather he's nice and patient, or the grumpiest piece of shit that comes in all shades of jerk is depending on what kind of person you are. (Bonus: fuck-you-melon voice pack.)
Replaceable : A buff-engineer supreme! When it comes to prioritising buffing, cheming and shooting replacable is your cupcake! When you need to find him check in Replaceable's Cute Land of Candy and Cuteness first. (Bonus: cute-british-schoolboy voice pack)
Spud Nick : With almost 10000 Matches, the most humble pilot to come across. Always in a good mood, never tired of teaching new people, and never judging you for mistakes you made. Visit him in Spud's Kitchen! Every Wednesday!
Andika : My gunner of choice. She feeds her lions with your components, fear the almighty Andika and her adorable evil snickering whenever you see her name pop up with a bunch of your teams equipment attached to the damage chart.
Zander Broda : grumpy grump grump grump
FluffyHetsche : The best gunner Overwatch has to offer! Adorable yet deadly.
Jon Ardenoth : Is there anything his glorious chest hair won't solve? (Bonus: Australian voice pack!)
Tanya Phenole : Sweet as honey, but don't chem the hull and balloon every 20 seconds, and you are hanging on a thin thread, which she will cut, from 200 feet high, hovering over a pointy building. (Bonus: Russian accent voice pack!)
Dutch Vanya : King of the Mobula pillow fights! Never cross, always a good sport. A pleasure to have as a friend!
Dr. Panda : My dearest Panda, Bully Babe extraordinaire, fearsome Goldfish and Mobula pilot! Her voice can melt hearts, and drowned many a' sailor in the deep fogs of the Paritian Rumble, never to be heard of again.
-Mod- Josie : This adorable little Muse Goddess is a Cake we all know by heart. Endearing, patient. Keeps calm and mraus on. Home to Josie's laboratory of tea and science. (Bonus: Hermione voice pack)
C. Darwin : A sure shot with the Merc, an ambitious Spire pilot and a general badass. Do not question her. She has a grey beard which she grew over years of being an all-knowing white dude with thoughts 'nd stuff.
Miss Kitty Muffins : Mrau mrau mrau. Mrau mrau. Mrau. .mrau.
Madilee : A reliable engineer, a much more scary pilot! She will shred you to pieces while acting all cute and sorry. She is not sorry. She is going. To murder. Your ship. For points.
Grey Tea : Bonus: northern british voice pack. bugs: every 3rd word you just have to guess out of context. but that's fine, he'll take the piss out of you anyway. All his insults sound like endearing terms for small to medium sized animals.
Sandy Hawkins : Inventor of the Platform Birthday Mobula. My CA of choice. Summon by saying "G'day, mate! Go have a gander at that Sheela cook in' shrimp on the barbie!" and if you did it right he will appear saying "nooiiiccceee", as goes the Sandy Hawkins lore.
Gilder Unfettered : The moral defender of squids. Ever pounding on the gate of the muse gods, costing them their divine sleep, there is hardly a more challenging job than bearing his buff kit on a squid. It is said that if the wind is just right, and the sun barely strives over the cold mountains of the Northern Fjords, you can hear Gilder mrau the entire soundtrack of all the Star Wars.
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VIVA LA ELVERSEDEN! THE BAGPIPES WILL LIVE ON!