I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?
Random guy: "SUCK ON MY BALLS..!"
Zill and Reth in unison: "That's not very nice, man..!"
Random guy: "Sorry, I'm russian."
Me* We'll use some moonshine and RAM THEM!
Crew* And thats how baby ships are born.
"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"
"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"
See, I'm not the only one that verbally abuses you, Babee Teeeth.
Yesterday's stream.
Qwerty: No, nononono. Different professor. He sent me a 'sourcehefound' for my thesis.
Swallow: ...A Saucy Fan?
The resulting giggling from Qwerty was this weeks highlight
"And homework? It's called homework, but they expect you to do it in class. Fuck school."
-hizumi
Just watched the stream for the Paddling Vs Merry Northern Storm on Duel at Dawn.
"Fuck! I thought we had them on this map!"
-Qwerty
I got a ridiculous two
Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be
Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever
I got a ridiculous two
Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be
Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever
Captain Phoenix: Im the most amazing captain
"Can I drive?"
"I don't like this ship"
"HOW ARE WE DOIN DOWN THERE?"
"Can I drive?"
Chinese Thinker."Can I drive?"
"I don't like this ship"
"HOW ARE WE DOIN DOWN THERE?"
"Can I drive?"
You forgot to mention who said it.
"Why is everybody agreeing with me?"
-Helmic
After fighting a spire named "Not A Spire"
Me: That Spire looked a lot like a Spire.
Mawdjulus: That was a Galleon with a Gastric Bypass.
"..." - N-Sunderland in voice chat
"I think Rethburn needs mor PILOTS on his crew"
-NLCornelis, IN EVERY LOBBY I'M IN
"I think Rethburn needs mor PILOTS on his crew"
-NLCornelis, IN EVERY LOBBY I'M IN
You know you love it RethBurn
(http://i.imgur.com/aJUO70J.jpg)
Tim's reaction when I showed him the GOIO biweekly update, that had one ominous looking whale in the background.
(http://s21.postimg.org/ox3dhb1mu/Tim_s_reaction.jpg)
*Jace disconnects randomly and new pilot joins and is horrible*
"DAMN IT, YOU ARE RETARDED IF I HAD A GENE I WOULD HAVE ALL MY THREE WISHES BE THAT YOU ARE DEAD"
~A Drunk Applesauce
The 3 minute stream delay in today's cogs made Sammy B.T's triumphant return from his fill-in match with the Pastafarians a little awkward. We were still watching an intense battle unfold when this occurred:
*User has entered the teamspeak channel*
Sammy B.T: "WE WON!"
Entire Duck teamspeak channel: "SPOILERS!"
Sammy B.T: "Oh..."
N-Sunderland: "Dude c'mon, You're summoned, I shouted "Whiskey" in the regional chat"
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.
Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.
This pun thread is spiralling out of control...Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."
Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."
Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."
An all spire game I recently played.
Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.
I'd believe so. Can't be just a coincidence that it all transpired that way.
"Zwaene"
Said by myself, Jaceboojah, Ccrack, Fightboy Vash, Zboy, Ofiach, Sylas Firehammer, and Veyka. All at different times, irregular intervals, different pitches, and constant repetition, during the countdown for the cogs matches today.
I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.
I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.
next time you're online, I will have to fly on your ship... instead of killing/being killed by it
Letus is cheating on Ms. Letus with Rethburn
-Urz
Letus is cheating on Ms. Letus with Rethburn
-Urz
YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, LETUS!
A random captain the other day: "Welcome to *insert ship name here*. You shall be my crew today, and as you can see the flight weather is quite clear and the view the usual hopeless wreck. Feel free to use the upper left field gun at your leisure for sniping. Engineer X, please make sure the upper deck is fixed while mr. Y applies his skills on the lower deck. Mister Wilkinson, do make yourself comfortable on the main gun and all of you enjoy the flight. Let's shoot some ships."
Not as awesome as above mentioned ones, but it did set a certain atmosphere for the match. ^^
And this thread is becoming stuff of Glorious Quotes by itself. xD
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!
Qwerty won't be happy...
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!
Qwerty won't be happy...
Who says Qwerty is going to be in the story?
...
well the odds are high enough...
"Does Keon have diplomatic immunity, because we just might be screwed then."~can't touch this
-enemy captain.
Zill: "I say it for me more than you."
Zill: "I say it for me more than you."
Fixed that for you.
RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.waitwhat!?
I think I came up with the I am become fanfic quote.Oh shi- sorry!
RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.waitwhat!?
"Zill is not the type to make the same mistake twice"Salute for enduring being aboard my ship during that crazy match. :P
"heck, Zill is not the type to make the same mistake once"
"what the spire just happened?" dragonmere after we beat him 5-0 with double spire on duel at dawn.
Thank you for giving me the image of an engineer violently making love to a sandwich in his hand.Here ya go.
Allied Captain: So, Mr. Spock totally just left this lobby.
Me: WHAT? Why didn't he hop on my ship, I've got an open slot.
Allied Captain: Do you really want that guy on your ship? "Captain, flying a Goldfish is most illogical. Captain, not waiting for your ally is most illogical. Captain, contesting the point now is most illogical. Captain, rushing the Spire is most illogical."
Me: Only Mr. Spock would call rushing a Spire illogical.
Sammy to Sunderland: "Keon, you're on gat, xemko get on the flak, and Bounty on merc" (Bounty Sunderland)
"My. Name. Is. Sunderland."
"So can I call you BS?"
Basically need a Pyramidion gun. Fire mini Pyras at ships that ram into them and knock them off course.
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.
(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.
(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.
(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
The answer lies in the damage log in the top left. You see, we have a merc on the front for a very, very good reason :D
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.
I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.
I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).
Hey, no, you can take the credit. I don't want it. I want to be the creepy guy who hides beside you and threatens to expose you for your shameless lies unless you buy snacks for me.
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.
I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).
Hey, no, you can take the credit. I don't want it. I want to be the creepy guy who hides beside you and threatens to expose you for your shameless lies unless you buy snacks for me.
K, what do you want me to get for you? (you're paying for shipping though)
Hi. It appears like once again, I'm late to the party. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198030753833
And if anybody says anything...
I. Will. Eat. Your. Soul. From. Out. Of. Your. Socks. (Are souls cliche now that Coldcurse has a monopoly on ours?)
EDIT: SHUT UP NO I DID NOT READ THE THREAD! SHUSH! ALL OF YOU!
I AM NOT CANADIAN!!-Sasquatch
Tim's reaction when I showed him the GOIO biweekly update, that had one ominous looking whale in the background.
(http://s21.postimg.org/ox3dhb1mu/Tim_s_reaction.jpg)
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you
I'm just going to leave this here
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you
I'm just going to leave this here
Wow, just to think that I'll be the same age as Tim is now when I'll say that. Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!
... Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!
... Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!
Join the Cake clan!
We've got Devs, Star Fleet Officers, Furies, and Time Lords!
Furies? Like the monsters of Greek myth?
HAH! You are hereby denied the option to use any other pics but Trek related on this forum. xDFuries? Like the monsters of Greek myth?AUTOCORREEEEEECCCCTTTTTTTT
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I can not disrupt the timeline by giving you such knowledge XD I trust you remember where this quote is from?
I can not disrupt the timeline by giving you such knowledge XD I trust you remember where this quote is from?
vaguely ...I'm pretty sure I said that to Walrus wasn't I? Also.. something with Twilight, or Nightmare moon
Qwerty's probably going to be like "NOBODY'S GOING TO BE ON THE HELM OF THAT SHIP!!!"
Hey, it's not like I can hit with a mortar either...Lesmok for magic things to happen. ;D
"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
-Keyvias
-Anonymous
I have two questions.
1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?
I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.
1v1 is hugely imbalanced. This is where your 2nd ship comes into play. We didn't design the game for 1v1.This should be plastered across the screen of every first time pilot. Just because there are two or more enemy ships in the air doesn't we pair off like dance partners.
[10:57:52 AM] shinkurex: Zill is my world
*Cake vs. Muse game*
Cullen: Go Cake!
Random: there goes your job.
DMax as an engie, after getting hit by a hwacha-barrage: "My everything is everything!"
He's like a vulgar Pokemon.
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
I can't even anymore :v
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"
-Swizy
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro.""I really hate quote combo-breakers"
-Swizy
I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train
-Gambrill
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro.""I really hate quote combo-breakers"
-Swizy
I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train
-Gambrill
-Keon
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro.""I really hate quote combo-breakers"
-Swizy
I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train
-Gambrill
-Keon
I really hate people......
Really
-Zen
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro.""I really hate quote combo-breakers"
-Swizy
I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train
-Gambrill
-Keon
I really hate people......
Really
-Zen
come on Zen its not THAT bad :)
"Woah that was a mighty quotamidion"ftfy
- Me
Was he talking about the game play or the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?
Was he talking about the game play or the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?
Most likely both. We were running a mine junker...
Was he talking about the game play or the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?
Most likely both. We were running a mine junker...
Mine Junkers are OP
"OhGodHereComesAHawacha!"
"Nope. Mine-Testa."
*Pechka joins lobby*
Some variant of: "Pechka!" "Yay Pechka is here!" "It's Pechka!"
-Every one above level 6 in the lobby
I yelled at Pechka once. I felt like a horrible human being and apologized immediately.
DMaximus: ZILL USE YOUR LEET SKILLZ TO MAKE ME NO LONGER SICK AND MY ASSIGNMENT DONE!
Zill: I tried to team up with your immune system but they took buff and two fire extinguishers. No chance man.
shinkurex: noob engies
DMaximus: So can I just surrender now? I want to find a new match.
Skyraider: You only get to play one match I'm afraid.
DMaximus: I demand a refund.
Zill: Best of one man. It's like cogs for your face.
WHO or WHAT is zuka!? i've heard it now for a while. why am i not informed!? >.<Zuka is short for the player Zuka Esari (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50303), he is one of the most entertaining people to fly with. His mic banter is the stuff of legend.
It's the man who killed me, I'm but a skellington now.WHO or WHAT is zuka!? i've heard it now for a while. why am i not informed!? >.<Zuka is short for the player Zuka Esari (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50303), he is one of the most entertaining people to fly with. His mic banter is the stuff of legend.
Ducks go "quack,"It was Reth. The responses:
Gents go "huzzah,"
Cakes go "happy bir-irth day."
But there's one sooouuunndd,
That no one knoooowwwssss,
WHAT DOES THE ZILL SAY?
-Someone from the rumble whose name escapes me.
now thats pretty damn funny
Me:"Is it okay if...ummm... someone 'accidentially' summons RethBurn by singing 'What Is Love?' and 'Never gonna let you go'?"
Everyone: "...no..."
Me: "Damnit."
-Me when faced by COx
"Take mallard/spanner/buff"
-Squash
Denorolementememeent
-Me
In b4 echoez yells at me for carronade nerfs.
Denorolementememeent
-Me
You make me sick.
I just want to thank my Pyra captain who randomly started playing the "Ride of the Valkyries" in voice chat while we were utterly destroying a Galleon.
Don't think of it as a waterballoon launcher, think of it as a ballistic moisturizer.
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Not dead yetWhat are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
This is quite the oldie.
*Bonks head*Not dead yetWhat are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
-Sgt Spoon.
Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
We need to go deeper.
Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
#neverseeninception
Inquoteception
What have you done?!
I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
This is quite the oldie.
Me: What are we doing?!
Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!
and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.
Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'I don't even...
*Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)
While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*
This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.
Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!
Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!
Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!
Me: Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!
Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!
Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!
B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?
*Sometime later*
Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....
Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....
Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!
-Brick Hardcastle.
No no no, we do this to you, you don't do this to us.
"Legend says that if you put your ear to the curb, you'll get hit by a taxi." - Jacob FiiHoi now! I'd know that sentence if it slapped me in the face with a fish!
"Detonate the mine field"
"It'll kill us..."
"$^#& it."
AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.
"Detonate the mine field"
"It'll kill us..."
"$^#& it."
AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.
so 5 5 games are possible?!
It was like a 5 3 game but there were no ships left for the crew to take a victory pose on.then youll get a scene of dead bodies on the ground...
[Team] Kruegerz: nononoThe trademarked tactics of Kruegerz in a nutshell! :D
[Team] Kruegerz: stay here for a bit
[Team] Kruegerz: I need to finish my donut
This couldn't be any more true.[Team] Kruegerz: nononoThe trademarked tactics of Kruegerz in a nutshell! :D
[Team] Kruegerz: stay here for a bit
[Team] Kruegerz: I need to finish my donut
I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:-Mizhir Starsurge
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
♥I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:-Mizhir Starsurge
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.
[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]
Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?
[Pilot suddenly ragequits]
...
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.I'll have you know she did a wonderful job. Except the two times I blew up into beautiful shards of flaming cake.
"I've noticed that I pilot my Pyramidion just like I pilot my hoover. I just sweep it back and forth."
-Melon McCranberry
"WELL DONE ladies and gentlemen. ...and B'Elanna."He remembered your Klingon heritage and made sure you felt.....indluded! That's definitely what it was :D
~feastonthrones.
Read between the mines.As we took a Munker into a Paritan rumble.
"Okay I'm going to tab out, pm me on steam when they decide to attack us."
~Lueosi piloting a sniper mobula
Pretty sure I've said something similar during some of MM's longer matches.
Pretty sure I've said something similar during some of MM's longer matches.
usually involved food and beer
"Okay I'm going to tab out, pm me on steam when they decide to attack us."
~Lueosi piloting a sniper mobula
coldcourse i don't think you have spent engouth time on the game to be commenting
-Tropo
If you play the game long enough. You won't need a minimap.
I'm pretty sure Tropo, who is level 12/13/14, has probably played at least twice as many games as you coldcurse. Check who the poster is before you bring up experience.
Upon manning a banshee squid and attacking a Galleon
"Okay guys, Front-right Trifecta"
-James T. Kirk
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.
*sniff*
*sniff*
CULLEN COME BACK TO US
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.
*sniff*
*sniff*
CULLEN COME BACK TO US
"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.
*sniff*
*sniff*
CULLEN COME BACK TO US
"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"
Attack of the Publishers?
Revenge of the Hurricane?
A New Playerbase?
The Developers Strike Back?
Return of the Players?
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.
*sniff*
*sniff*
CULLEN COME BACK TO US
"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"
Attack of the Publishers?
Revenge of the Hurricane?
A New Playerbase?
The Developers Strike Back?
Return of the Players?
And then there's the two games.
Let's Players of the Polaris Republic 1 and 2.
You are now one with the ship!It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?
You are now one with the ship!It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?
Chemical spray is futile.You are now one with the ship!It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?
Extinguisher is futile?
Well since I've been brought up...
Mac: Quick, take a screenshot!
Me: *turns around to see this*
You are now one with the ship!
Mac: *funky laugh he does idek xD*
Well since I've been brought up...
Mac: Quick, take a screenshot!
Me: *turns around to see this*
You are now one with the ship!
Mac: *funky laugh he does idek xD*
What kind of graphic setting are you using, it is scaring me to look at D:
Look at me, I am the the distraction.As I try to bait the other team's defenders off their flag. So one of my faster team mates could get the flag. I felt like such a squid pilot at that moment.
Jawjee: " MY HULL, MY HULL, MY KINGDOM FOR A HULL"That's my bit! :P
*On a junker with the new traveler theme*
Person #1: "How do you like the new theme?"
Person #2: "I feel like I could go below-decks an order a transsexual prostitute."
(.whisper. you don't "order" a prostitute. you exchange money for services they provide!)I'm just quoting, go talk to the guy who actually said it. (His name sadly escapes me, however.)
"Man the aft guns!"
-Annonomus
it's not gay! it's just two grown men having a good night kiss... -me talking about something that happened with me and tropo
"Man the aft guns!"
-Annonomus
"Man the aft guns!"
-Annonomus
It works on a Galleon, so.
Me: oh god the hull's down... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... Did i mention fuck?
Riggatto: I don't believe you did.
Bdrline: It doesn't matter... we're on a spire...
Later...
Riggatto gets a Loch kill.
Me in match chat: FIREWORKS.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.
Chauvinist Guy: really you're letting girls on your ship?
me: uh...
CG: and really you're going to have them engi for you?!
me: why wouldn't i?
CG: because girls can't fix things!
me: wait is that a stereotype? I hadn't heard that one before
CG: how many girls do you know who can change a tire?!
me: how many girls do you know?
I remember, that on previous sale in beginning of March, i was bulliued quite often, and I changed my name to Nicolas Phenole. Being a young boy is less judged than being a woman. Actually, it is a bit creepy how much people liked me as a young boy >.<
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks
Levi mann: :P
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense
Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!
Piemanlives: Or should I say
Piemanlives: "A new hope"
Levi mann: i dont watch star trek
Later
Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back
Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!
Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!
Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks
Levi mann: :P
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense
Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!
Piemanlives: Or should I say
Piemanlives: "A new hope"
Levi mann: i dont watch star trek
Later
Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back
Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!
Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!
Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference
do you bite your thumb at us sir?
do you quarrel sir?
An engineer's favorite thing to hear:
"How are we not dead?"
A gunner's favorite thing to hear:
"How are they dead?"
A pilot's favorite thing to hear:
-blissful silence of his crew following his every order without question-
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks
Levi mann: :P
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense
Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!
Piemanlives: Or should I say
Piemanlives: "A new hope"
Levi mann: i dont watch star trek
Later
Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back
Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!
Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.
【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!
Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference
Elaitch: Bring me to your leader...
Not like he had one in the first place.Elaitch: Bring me to your leader...
And so we did, and then he lost his soul...
RottedBeef:it's the Ducks, so they're like "Why aren't you guys flying a Junker?!"
Richard LeMoon: I HAVE PINEAPPLEThat's MY quote! I was the one yelling about pineapples the entire weekend! Ah, forget it.
robanddanshow: FLAAAAARES FLAAARES!
deadpools army vs. overwatch.
Thank you, I shot them.robanddanshow: FLAAAAARES FLAAARES!
deadpools army vs. overwatch.
I have to admit those were some well timed flares. XD
Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!
(20 minutes later)
Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.
Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.
*captain's chat*
Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!
"Everybody Lies..." Dr.House
"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.
"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.
"BOOP BOOP BOOP."
~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.
*when going to kill a spire with a metamidion*
IT'S OKAY WE CAN MAKE IT! *hwacha takes out the gat mortar* ... or not ~ IT'S OKAY I CAN GET THE RAM KILL! *spire bounces backwards and doesn't die* ... or not ~ MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR! *mortar is still broken* ... or not ~ *mortar gets the kill* MORT- -YEAAA!!
"BOOP BOOP BOOP."
~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.
Heard in the office:
Nate: "I like realistic mechs"
Me: "Because mechs are so realistic"
Nate: "Realistish"
Alex: "Word of the day"
"I bring down a lot of people... mostly those who are still living in these builidngs."
-Sanji the Chef
1 week back
Anything Fyraxis has ever said in game. His voice is literally velvet, dripping through a nice aged whiskey, touched by Angel Soft toilet paper, and then draped over suede. He told us a bed time story. I don't even know what it was about, but his voice. His voice.
Anything Fyraxis has ever said in game. His voice is literally velvet, dripping through a nice aged whiskey, touched by Angel Soft toilet paper, and then draped over suede. He told us a bed time story. I don't even know what it was about, but his voice. His voice.
it was the most terrifying story ever!!
"Pyras to the left of me, Junkers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the meta with you." -TwoLeftSocksThat is fantastic.
Buffing the flamer on Fluffy's hwach fish at the start of the match.
"Oh my god that is sooo cake."
-Deltajugg
Dementio:Ok so here is the plan
Dementio: I will go 5flare mob and lag them out of
the game
Dementio: and Fred kills
Dementio: I will go for 5-0
oh my god, that is so long, sorry guys :D
oh my god, that is so long, sorry guys :DI could stand to hear more shenanigans. I don't get to spend as much time in lobbies of Icarus as I would like.
"Did you chem spray my heart?
Because it's still burning for you."
-Thaedael
"Did you chem spray my heart?
Because it's still burning for you."
-Thaedael
"It's the dawn of a new world."
Queu Fox P. on the death of qfoxp.
RIP
Recently in a Lobbies of Icarus playthrough:
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: hey dutchie
[Duck] ~me~:my little dutchie?
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: MY little dutchie
*hephaestus semifinals, 2 seconds in match*
Deltajugg: I need to go to toilet...but at the same time I don't need to go to toilet....
Aayra: it´s called stress
Deltajugg: it's not stress, I just need to poo, but...not enough...
So with the news that the new patch updated the tutorials, I decided to give them a look, and was reminded of one of my favourite tutorial quotes I've ever seen in a game.
"Crashing is bad"
Yes, Muse. Yes it is. :D
Thanks to whoever wrote those glorious words of wisdom! True genius...
Knowing is half the battle, the rest involves a lot of running, shooting and screaming.It's not just screaming sometimes... The fear is real!
"KILL THEM, DON'T DIE"huehehue if only it was that simple.
-BADFOOT in every match ever
"This game is a money grab. I've only played one game and I've already spent 5 dollars." -Defib ITuckerz's Nip
(somewhat of a paraphrase)
We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us. ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.
~Melon McCrabernathy
I would guess awkward motivational speech fail.(somewhat of a paraphrase)
We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us. ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.
~Melon McCrabernathy
I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD
I would guess awkward motivational speech fail.(somewhat of a paraphrase)
We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us. ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.
~Melon McCrabernathy
I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD
"Hey Spud, this is the same spot where we repelled the Roman attack last Sunday. I just realized how ridiculous that sounded."
~Melon McCrabernathy
Extirminator: your mom is so fat, not even burst flamer can hit her
Extirminator: your mom is so fat, not even burst flamer can hit her
So... what.. Extirminator is saying that your mom is extremely thin.. or.. that the gunners can't hit a huge target?
Extirminator: I have blocked over250650 people.
"I'm so fast"
~Sammy B.T. flying a squid
That was the only thing he said to me on captain chat.
me: "Ich liebe dich alistair".It wasnt shy!
20 seconds pass.
Me: "really? you aren't going to reply to that?"
alistair with a slightly shy voice: "Nooooeeeee"
*match with a lot of flamethrowers*
WhiterPaw: Oh for christ sake, stop being such ladies and use bullets instead of ovens.
Ightrril: Ovens are perfectly valid way to murder someone
WhitePaw: In your bathtub?
Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.
Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.
OH do not remind me of those SPOILED BRATS!
coming into the cute old woman's house. eating from her WALLS and emptying her pantry.
only to push her into the oven...
.shakeshead. unbelievable.
Who says bring greased for carronade?
Who says bring greased for carronade?
...they're not cars.
I flinch when people say 'drive the ship'.pilot*
Pls people, you either fly them or sail them, they're not cars.
It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.
It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.Technical term for the balloon of an airship is sail, and airships of the past would "set sail".
Skrimskraw: hey I see you like water too Lueosi, wanna go on a date?
Lueosi: screw you Skrim
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim
[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheepIt's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.
Shooting mines is a niche skill. Or you just spam a bunch and hope they're stupid enough to fly into that one mine you completely missed. :P[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheepIt's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim
Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim
Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.
It's too late, Tanya. It's already begun.
You were not ready...
...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!
QuoteYou were not ready...
...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!
- Dementio, ram-killing Deltajugg's blenderfish with his aft harpoon galleon
Was that the one in the Iron Fork?
Hillerton: Medic, do you get erotic pleasure by flying carro fish?
"Oh boo fuggin hoo. You missed a shot."If it was for game I think I'd be crying too.
-Said sarcastically by a friend after I swore due to missing one mortar shot out of an entire clip.
*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.
*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.
I ban Replaceable for not realizing that sound comes from Unreal Tournament. Oh wait, wrong thread.
"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurnYou know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.
"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurnYou know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.
Me: Ohai extirminator
Me: Oh wait.
Fred: He can't read
Practice is OP. Nerf practice, please.
"Captain, I am going to go with your recommended loadout, but I am going to have some questions." -Badfoot*speechless*
(http://i.imgur.com/gO0ZX5m.jpg)
<Maybe some paraphrasing here>
Some dude: It's nice to see so many Russians hanging about
Sammy: That's not what Ukraine said
Balance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage. Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.
Because of this change in 1.8QuoteBalance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage. Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.
Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!
Because of this change in 1.8QuoteBalance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage. Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.
Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!
I can hear Daniels exact tone of voice.
Because of this change in 1.8QuoteBalance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage. Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.
Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!
I can hear Daniels exact tone of voice.
Daniel and the letter E are my OTP
Just FYI I made a left for dead 2 mod that turns hunter noises into daniel saying 'sneeeeeeaky' in his voice. If you want it just say :P
Just FYI I made a left for dead 2 mod that turns hunter noises into daniel saying 'sneeeeeeaky' in his voice. If you want it just say :P
YES. SO MUCH YES. Can you upload the clip somewhere too? I need it as a mic spam.
Behind each leave, quit, and unbalanced match are players that are not having a good round.
Me: "Almost done with my buffing achiev in cp!"Nano is an evil bastard (who i happen to love)
nanoduckling: "Reth how many left?"
Me: "Four, why?"
nanoduckling: "Leon, go ahead and change to buffgineer to deny him the rest."
LeonXross: *Evil Laughter*
Patched Wizard - Do you want me to fly more aggressive, or stay passive.
spooninja - Passive
Richard LeMoon - Aggressive
Patched Wizard - So we will fly passive aggressively.
Richard LeMoon - We should have brought mines, then. Mines have to be the most passive aggressive gun.
Patched Wizard - I would have thought flares. Because flares highlight all their problems.
Later:
Patched Wizard - I am going to tell them we are going to ram them. Passive aggressively, of course.
in match text- we're coming for you. passive aggressively.
Our Mobula rams the galleon and dies.
Richard LeMoon in match text - It is your fault we died. You should not have let us ram you.
Send an email to feedback@musegames.com.
-Ightrril, almost everday
Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.
Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.
I have no memory of this quote nor of its context.
Schwalbe: [captain's ship is almost dead, and pilot decides to do a suicidal ram] I'M INVINCIBLEI think that was my ship on my third or fourth round...
[ we ram them, and die ]
Schwalbe: OK, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
Guy_from_that_ship: But we just killed you, silly bastard...
Schwalbe: TIS' BUT A SCRATCH
Random crewman: How come all these clans keep teaming up against new players?
Me: It's just the new matchmaking system. It'll get better. Besides, the clans are practicing; the Sunday Challenge is right around the corner.
Random crewman: ...but.. it's Tuesday...
Other crewman: It's a really big corner.
xD
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players. Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players. Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players. Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.
To be fair when I said that I was tired and discussing trolls...
Players listening is the best thing, and that happens so much more often :D
And yes, this community is excellent.
From there the match devolved into who could make the flashiest kill and best one liner, and then when and if you were killed by a ship you'd taken out, getting one liner'd back.
I doubt any of those were better than "Rest in pieces" from Blood :D
What about...
Gunner: I'm here to shoot things and drink Moonshine... and I'm all out of Moonshine.
*ramkilled by enemy pyra that took out our engines*
Enemy Captain: We're not!
*clears throat.*
I'm getting on aft guns!
#Junkerproblems
*clears throat.*
I'm getting on aft guns!
#Junkerproblems
YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?
That whole discussion was ridiculous.
As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?
That whole discussion was ridiculous.
As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.
for the longest time I've always thought of canyons as the dick rock map. phalluses everywhere and noob pilots rubbing all over them.
Wedding on GoI, Soder was being a jerk and blew up the wedding ship during the exchanging of vows.
Lydia: I wasn't expecting the until death do us apart to happen so quickly.
Siliness, kinks and psycopathia, usual evening with Ducks.
Be careful, offencive speech (http://pastebin.com/tF2fEUxX)
If anyone wants to take the trip to Disneyland with me and/or Spud, then you'll need to contact me in game, and we can sort something out...............
That game was hilarious gg hb
8) 8) 8)
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go OnOnly in this game. Amazing
and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.
it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On
and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.
it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On
and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.
it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.
Maybe not that glorious, but...This made my day... bwahahahahahaha!
Leon: [telling an absolute freshman (0 matches) the ropes] ...And Schwalbe is an awesome engineer.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/591/928/94f.png)
On the other hand, I'm completely aware, that it was propably due to Leon having rather good day...
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10260001_593478574085125_3723312910827701311_n.jpg?oh=8adcc324f88da2912cc42b305d4ecc80&oe=5540757D)Dat^
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.
Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.
Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.
Captain: "Remember everyone, the enemy team has ebola, shoot them down before they get to us and you will be fine"
Me: "But cap.."
Captain: "SILENCE YOU PENNILESS WHORE"
Random Engineer: "Whatever tickles your peach..."
I am Daniel ~ zxx-daniel-xxzYou missed the next part
Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio
Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio
It's because all us casters are named Dan, lessens confusion for us.
No I'm not even kidding, like half us casters are named Daniel.
I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...
I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...It's a lot easier when you're introducing ships going off by what's listed on the Tab screen to just read the ship and captain name than to have to remember that x pilot name actually wants to be called y.
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...
Here's a classic one.
"Let's see if you can pilot better."
"Okay, leave so I can have a real crewmate."
When you don't have an exam: play Guns of Icarus.
When exam is tomorrow: play Guns of Icarus nervously.
After the exam: play Guns of Icarus to drown (or blend) your sorrows.
Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)I feel your pain, was once on a Mobula on Dunes where the captain was using the claw ALL THE TIME! I was repairing engines every second in fear someone would kill us (fortunately though our pilot opted for a long-rage loadout, so we were rarely close to the enemy fire, and we surprisingly won that match too).
I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.
Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*
We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*
Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.
Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.
One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.
All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.
Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.
T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.
Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."
Captain Rethburn Logged out
A few minutes pass
NotReth has joined the Crewformation
NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!
Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.
I thought this was lord of the rings online. Goddamnit.
Captain: Woah, that galleon moved quickly, I think they have Hydrogen
Me: Well of course they do, it's called the HindenburgTitanicII
When I first met ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx I didn't know if I should block him or encourage him. At least he is consistent.
No repairs! No cowards!My my why am I not surprised?
Sammy B. T. On his double banshee blender spire with a broken armor for 20 seconds.
Has since become my spire battle cry
Me, Abby, Erin and Inkjet on a squid
Taylor Swift? Was that DrZan's blenderfish?Yes. XD
There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.
There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.
One that comes to mind is when they first implemented the 'no target' chem effect. "Aw... I can't stray the captain in the face anymore."
"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)
MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior
"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)
MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior
Cheesus Crust* ;D
Rethburn would know all bout spreading his love...
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn
Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*
We're on a Mobula piloted by Captain Cheeseness. I'm a Gunner on the upper starboard Artemis, aiming for an enemy Junker on our right.
Me: Dangit, they're just out of arc!
Cheeseness: Koali, if you could focus on the enemy in front of us.
Me: Wha- Oh! The Spire!
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn
Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*
Ah yes. A decision I immediately regretted and apologized for. Nevertheless I'll apologize again, it was a spark of immaturity that I found you were very unhappy about. Couldn't be more sorry for the action.
Ally when encountering minotaur for the first time
...: WTH
...: WE HAVE A BUG IN PILOT ABILITIES
I SEE THE ENEMY, CAPTAIN, THEY ARE 550 SOCIALIST UNITS IN FRONT OF US ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx
Meters are socialist units?
*triggered*
But, seriously, why?
After explaining the plot of an anime where a guy saved a kid that later turns out to be massive murderer:
"That's why you always kill the children... wait" - Loading
*4v4 match started, all ryder blue side, 4 all flak spires*
*5 seconds in game, 16 people on our team disconnect*
Extirminator: omg we broke the server
Lueosi: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]
people dont normally laugh like that after a successful flak shot?
ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]
People ask this question more often than you think.
Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.
Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.
YOU TURN INTO MONEY?
Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.
YOU TURN INTO MONEY?
Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.
Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.
YOU TURN INTO MONEY?
Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.
"I wanted to get close but instead I got retarded"
~Schwalbe, Piloting a galleon
2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET
2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs) - The Mann After instakilling enemy ship on munker with at least 3 mines exploding at the same time
"lebtr"
~David
"Hey, our ally isn't paying attention, mine him."
-Riggatto
That is exactly why we all love steampunk, a justification for a fair lady to show stockings to everyone.
"I DIDN'T KNOW STEAMPUNK HAVE ALSO STEAM HOOKERS"
Sorry guys I am out of tricks, it looks like we die here. It has been a good run...
*out team gets the last point and the victory pose of screen pops up*
...or we could win.
Similar story on Labyrinth:
Me (Captain): We're gonna lose in thirty seconds, but guys, let's give it a last run.
*Charges in, un-caps the point. Wins the game few minutes later*
:o
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today
Why
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today
Why
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today
Why
Schwalbe's Mann-ly Amusement: The Museical
Have the Muses in-spire-d you?Fixed again
Have the Muses fixed you?
"I don't agree with EVERYTHING Gilder says, like Hades squid not working. It clearly does, just needs a good gunner and is easily countered by other hades snipers like pyra. Gilder is like the bible; It has a lot of good quirks that people like, but once in a while you can easily spot out bullshit."
-MightyKeb 2015
Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!
Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015
Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!
That was.... weirdNote to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015
That's what she said :D
"I will staminize the fuck out of these guns!" - GunGryphon / Epsilon-Eagle
....: like this guy,with 2500 games:
....: "merc is soo much better than hades. a good merc gunner is incomparably valuable to a good hades gunner"
....: uhm whatever what ammo do u want me to use on merc
....: "use incendiary"
....: k cya
Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"YES
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? :D "
Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? :D "
Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.
Always hold the Port wine bottle in you left hand, so that you may pour it in the sparkling (starry) glass in your right.
Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.
While talking about what our mission statement and where in Anglea our base of operation for the Aerodrome should be:
"We should raid our own base and call it Anglean Raiders" - JarmenKell
After introducing a new player to the Munker and winning a game 5-0:
New Player: I thought the Munker was a horrible build used by people who don't know what they are doing.
Me: No, the Munker is a horrible build used by people who do know what they are doing.
Ahem.You were persuaded. By accident actually, I said I liked Muids. If never told you to bring one.
Muid pilots on the other hand........vaguely know what we're doing and completely know the consequences. And love it.
Mine squid. Think a munker, but with a higher fatality rate.
My first time mining was on a muid and not a munker. Thanks higher fatality rate is due to the squids higher mobility and lower armor.
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel
... I'd love to know the context of that one...
Some lvl 18 guy asked questions about Vet Mode.
1: So, it's a new game mode?
Sch: No, more like an apartheid.
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct
The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct
The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol
Its even worse on the junker, the pilot has to stand right under the engines for the entire match.
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before. :(
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
I was in a game a few weeks ago, I piloted a pyra behind a Goldfish ready to ram them from behind. I looked down at match chat to see an engineer say "Captain! Pyra ahead!" Was an interesting game...While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before. :(
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
I was in a game a few weeks ago, I piloted a pyra behind a Goldfish ready to ram them from behind. I looked down at match chat to see an engineer say "Captain! Pyra ahead!" Was an interesting game...While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before. :(
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
Report AND hunt them down with rammidion (if possible), proceeding to stealth ram yelling "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER" ey b0ss, I hav cancer
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk
video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk
video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk
video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk
video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.
is this dude banned yet ? and if not, why not ?
cheers on getting the footage btw, having him on board is atrocious.
He is indeed poo.
The funniest part is the exactly 60% less smoke.
Lesmok powder was a product developed by DuPont in 1911[114] one of several semi-smokeless products in the industry containing a mixture of black and nitrocellulose powder.
BS: If you are seeing two pyras, then you really should go to sleep then.
me as gunner: my wife Carrie
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha
me as gunner: my wife Carrie
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha
No pet name for the heavy flack? That old girl needs some love.
Don't forget about Phoebe the Photos Mine Launcher...https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=59259
Yeah.....I was trying to think of a less obvious one....Amy?
Dementio: Lu what is your MPP?
Dementio: Map Per Second.
Dementio: Who is Dementio
"I only have fun when I win. I made a clan entirely based on that sentence." -B'Elanna
Skirmskraw: The Squid being piloted by Solidusbucket. The Rear Real Wheel.
FourthOracal: The rear real wheel.
Skirmskraw: Youll get hit by karma, Solidus. I know it.
Fourthoracal: Maybe I should just call it The Dicks.
I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would have, intentionally.
I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would have, intentionally.
except youre supposed to always hydro ram/ram with balloon lol
Lueosi: psst Aayra, best friend
Lueosi: best gunner
Proceed to sacrifice your entire family to Niub-Shiggurath and chant the following:
Cthulhu rlyeh fthagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."
Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.
-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."
Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.
"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.
I guess that's how I'll have to remember them.
Rinntaq: I like my whiskey like my women
Rinntaq: 12 years old and in a barrel
Rinntaq: That was a joke
Rinntaq: I prefer them 18 years old and full of coke
"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"
Lysanya: "Although the gatling is a strange choice on the Galleon."
Luharis: "I imagine it's there to ward off any sort of charge attack on that side."
Lysanya: "True, however, only really the junkers' gonna be getting in close. At least that close. And if your the galleon you might as well sit back and just go 'lumber, lumber, lumber' all day, and just ground and pound."
Luharis: "It's also possible it was just a build error."
Lysanya: "Knowing Skyborne: Probably not. They probably have a very distinct reason why they're bringing that out."
5 minutes earlier.
WaterItsMe: Ships are locked. Ready up please.
Solidusbucket: "Hey, Sundstrom. I uh. I decided to bring a gat"
Sundstrom: "Why?"
Solidusbucket: "Because I thought it would be a good idea or something"
SlyCrossFox: "Because he forgot to switch it to hades"
Solidusbucket: "Well, yea, that too."
*laughter*
10 minutes later:
Solidusbucket: gat kill.
Sundstrom: "god damnit solidus your gonna get us banned"
Solidusbucket: "what?"
*laughter*
"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"
I believe Rinntaq deserves being mentioned as an author of these words.
impydog's reply
"Then stop drinkin' it mate"
impydog's reply
"Then stop drinkin' it mate"
Burn so strong, one could think he looks at the vietnamese orphan after napalm strike.
impydog's reply
"Then stop drinkin' it mate"
Burn so strong, one could think he looks at the vietnamese orphan after napalm strike.
This is why Schwalbe is funny
Daniel sarcastically to MannAs he harpooned the enemy Pyra 5 meters away from us.
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder999/60407999.jpg)Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.
You have to learn to swallow that fact.
wink