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« on: July 07, 2015, 01:33:25 am »
(isaac) "meh..i havent smoked since after that shipment of illegal very powerful explosives were shipped to a group called the orange roses and i was a young officer of the fjord investigative force and i went under cover at that time" blows some smoke out..."that was 2 years ago...while were flying to the hq.... i might as well recall the situation..ah yes.."
-----4 years ago-----
(Thug #1) "aight den mates tonight ery one ov you bloody buggers are gunna be rich toonite"
(Thug #2) "WE ARE GUNNA BE DAH MOST RICHEST FILTHY BASTARDS THIS WORLD HAS EVAH SEEN HA HAAA"
(Thug #3) "we have so many sentries even the idiots in the police force couldnt stop us)
(Thug #1) "are you fukin kiddin me those weak spined barones wont git there fine wine n dine clothes dirty"
(isaac) "yup"
of course nobody really cared for the greenhorn in the corner the baronies made a sort of a list of "naughty" things i did from murder to thievery to make me look like a regular run of the mill thug including sob story and everything..however one thug got to smart and...
(Thug #3) "ey...greenhorn..whats your name"
(Isaac) "...edward.."
(Thug #3) "well "edward"..since your a newbie here we need to initiate you"
(Thug #2) has a stupid smirk on his face "oh this will be fun hehe"
(Thug #3) "in order for you to be...fully part of the family..you need to be initiated"
(Isaac)"oh..and um..how is that.."
(Thug #3) "A good ol drinkin game"
(Isaac) says to himself "fu...Sounds good"
they called over the bar tender and they ordered i believe was 30 shots of some very awful liqour..the big guy got a head start but then i caught up..however at the 25th drink..i started to..feel my inards come up..."
(Thug #3) "whats wrong greeny...i thought angleans were good drinkers"
(Isaac) "oh no..im fine..*gurk*"
he then took advantage of me being dazed to look me straight in through the eye holes of my mask
(Thug #3) "HES A NOT A BLOODY ANGLEAN..HES A BARON."
(Isaac) "yeah and your no *GURK* PRINCESS" a slit from my mask opened up and i..."*BARF*"
he was of course stunned and i took out my revolver to shoot him and make the others lead me to the explosives...after that the rest of the force swarm in and took out the rest of the gang...i caught the leader and interrogated him for info on the where he got the explosives yada yada yada we found the master mind blah blah blah...
-----Present day-----
(isaac) "and thats why i dont drink no more.."
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