Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Keon on May 21, 2013, 05:29:55 pm

Title: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Keon on May 21, 2013, 05:29:55 pm
So I was on the steam forum, and I saw Kevias had posted something.

Quote from: Kevias, on the Steam Forum
Steam servers going down at 6 PM EST
Steam is going down for maintenance 6 PM EST We'll see you back online afterwards!
Suggestions while you wait:
Ship in a bottle
Working on your pirate beard
Figuring out which eye you want the patch on
Listfully paw at your screen
Hanging out on our fourms https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php
Start writing fan fiction about your favorite Dev
Share your favorite recipes for mixed drinks (Dr. Pepper with a little raspberry syrup with a pinapple wheel)
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Start writing fan fiction about your favorite Dev
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Start writing fan fiction about your favorite Dev

It has begun.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Shukketsushi on May 21, 2013, 06:12:12 pm
Listfully paw at your screen

This is my favorite option.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Charon on May 21, 2013, 06:26:33 pm
-awkm-

Most people have trouble with their jobs.

It's not always a huge deal. Personality conflicts, time constraints, relationship pressures...there's a thousand factors that play in to why human beings don't like doing what they have to do to make a living. Some of them are big, some are small, some don't even register for the rest of us.

For me, it's the bodies.

I see them every night, pouring from the sky. Ragdolls in classy, if hastily thrown together outfits designed to offer some modicum of protection against the elements, or even against force. They tumble, God, do they tumble, until they land on the pile of broken lives below. The flow never stops. Slows, on occasion, but never stops. For most people, these dreams would be debilitating. They'd skip work to see a shrink, or watch their favorite televised drivel, poorly disguised as a "Self Help" medium. For me, it's the reason I put my pants on in the morning. The reason I breathe.

I have to stop the flow.

Every body in that pile lays there due to a corrupt, unbalanced system. Flak shots that travel too straight have put many of them there. The lumberjack, before that, created the base of my pile. I look at it now, and I can't help but feel despair. It's not every body that I mourn for. Some are where they are because they met their match, their own little Grim Reaper. Death waits for no man, however, and skill simply isn't a factor he cares about enough to postpone his judgement...although, I like to think I bring a bit of color to his world when a properly balanced weapon finds its mark.

Maybe I'm not working for them at all.

Maybe I'm working for him.

God, maybe I'm working for him.

Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Coldcurse on May 22, 2013, 03:31:54 am
Challenge:

Create one single fan fiction that include these persons.
-------------------------
-Skirmskraw
-Squash
-zwaene
-Swallow
-Qwerty
-Captain Lockheart
-Captain Phoenix
-Captain Roy
-Catpain Smollet
-Shukketsushi (yes you will get in there too ;P)
-Aquamac
-------------------------

whoever comes with the most amazing story will gain bragging rights of something even i dont know the existence of.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Skrimskraw on May 22, 2013, 04:27:33 am
Challenge:

Create one single fan fiction that include these persons.
-------------------------
-Skirmskraw
-Squash
-zwaene
-Swallow
-Qwerty
-Captain Lockheart
-Captain Phoenix
-Captain Roy
-Catpain Smollet
-Shukketsushi (yes you will get in there too ;P)
-Aquamac
-------------------------

whoever comes with the most amazing story will gain bragging rights of something even i dont know the existence of.

no my sex is my sanctuary
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Shukketsushi on May 22, 2013, 04:37:07 am
Every body in that pile lays there due to a corrupt, unbalanced system.

Hahaha; awesome.

-Catpain Smollet


Best typo ever.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 22, 2013, 05:07:23 am
I might have to get in on this chaos.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Charon on May 22, 2013, 05:07:36 am
Challenge:

Create one single fan fiction that include these persons.
-------------------------
-Skirmskraw
-Squash
-zwaene
-Swallow
-Qwerty
-Captain Lockheart
-Captain Phoenix
-Captain Roy
-Catpain Smollet
-Shukketsushi (yes you will get in there too ;P)
-Aquamac
-------------------------

whoever comes with the most amazing story will gain bragging rights of something even i dont know the existence of.

Haha, now you fucked up! I'm on it!

EDIT: You missed a couple of huge names, so I'll add 'em in as I go.

Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 22, 2013, 06:05:32 am
This can only end well
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Shinkurex on May 22, 2013, 06:53:55 am
ha glad I dodged that bullet :P
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Charon on May 22, 2013, 07:25:59 am
PART ONE of Challenge is up: Hell at Angel's Head, the multi-part fanfic about all your favorite players. This fanfic features a fictionalized account of our actual interactions with these players.

https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1137.msg18897.html#msg18897
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Piemanlives on May 22, 2013, 06:48:22 pm
This will not end well.........
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 24, 2013, 06:44:15 pm
Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe

Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes

And then... they totally did it
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Letus on May 24, 2013, 06:48:50 pm
Dear God...
....

I have no comment beyond that.
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Piemanlives on May 25, 2013, 12:01:31 am
Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe

Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes

And then... they totally did it

What have you done!?
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 25, 2013, 12:09:41 am
Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe

Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes

And then... they totally did it

"You might have a tiiiny case of serious brain damage."

-Wheatley

(Or at least, I think so. Reading it damaged my brain, at least :P)
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Imagine on May 25, 2013, 01:14:07 am
Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe

Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes

And then... they totally did it

"You might have a tiiiny case of serious brain damage."

-Wheatley

(Or at least, I think so. Reading it damaged my brain, at least :P)

It's "You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." :)
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 25, 2013, 08:49:13 am
Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe

Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes

And then... they totally did it

"You might have a tiiiny case of serious brain damage."

-Wheatley

(Or at least, I think so. Reading it damaged my brain, at least :P)

It's "You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." :)

Look, I was two words off purely from memory. I haven't played the Portal campaign in like two years. That's not bad :P
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 25, 2013, 10:29:34 am
Ship shipping is best ship
Title: Re: He said it. Not me.
Post by: Honeybadger on May 26, 2013, 02:02:03 am
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