Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Squidslinger Gilder on May 10, 2015, 02:29:25 am
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So old Simpsons episode where Springfield elementary gets this budget winfall and everyone and anyone's idea is approved no matter how dumb or strange it is. Ralph Wiggum of course proposes Chocolate Microscopes.
So lets play a game and see how wild we can get with Muse. Say Muse has overnight become more powerful than both EA and Activision combined. Anything and everything people propose, will make it into game. No matter how outlandish it is or completely off the wall, Muse gives it their approval stamp. So, what would you propose Muse make?
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MIRV mines
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.......Adventure mode
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Me. As a Kirby.
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The Zuka cannon. A cannon that fires lifelike replicas of Zuka that scream erotic comments about the airship they are streaking towards. Then when they explode, they cover the opposing vessel in whipped cream.
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Lumberjack enlargement ;)
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Angry Cat foghorns.
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Lochnagar flare into tar clouds cause them to EXPLODE.
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Boarding
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True love
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this gun (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1971.msg34231.html#msg34231)
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Jacob riding a skywhale, naked, and eating microwave sushi. All while in Baron mode and laughing at the peasantry below.
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A ship with the highest acceleration, speed, armor, hull, weight, and vertical mobility in the game, but no guns.
Yup.
I just went there.
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Add fatalities to GOIO. Right before a ship is about to explode it goes into derelict mode. Crews can't repair, they just sit there waiting for the opposing ship to hit the right key combination, then have their vessel ripped apart in some extremely graphic ship on ship fatality.
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Pyramidion's beak just shears through hull and balloon to the tune of splintering wood, ripping cloth, and groaning metal.
Spire skewers the opponent with a goomba stomp.
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With the user's screen covered in oil and parts dripping down as if splattered with blood and guts.
Squid doing a Fatality...say squid reverses into foe, grinds up the opposing ship with it's quad engines, crew and all, then ending shot is a squid covered in oil and blood with a captain standing on the wheel giving a thumbs up with a big grin.
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The galleon cleaving through tearing the ships in two massive chunks that spiral to the earth
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Junker shoots straight for them, turns, side rams and opens up with a broadside last second.
Goldfish rams them in the side, denting the ship and bending it, then fires the main gun, blowing it in half.
Mobula drops, shoots forward, and then shoots upwards with an uppercut, demolishing the ship.
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Jacob riding a skywhale, naked, and eating microwave sushi. All while in Baron mode and laughing at the peasantry below.
How much do/don't I want this.... Why you make deciding so tough :P
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B'Elanna mode...all airships replaced with giant cats. Crew has new jobs to keep the cat fed, groomed, and clean up after it while it goes around fighting, mating, and sleeping.
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(http://rpggamer.org/uploaded_images/g_p-outlaw-star-remastered-24x26452f63298mkv-00000.jpg)
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What is that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0hiekQCmmk
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Yes, zomg yes!
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Crossbreed GOIO with WWE games and give every captain their own entrance theme. So there would be a GOIO Titantron entrance way and ships fly through it into the map with their own theme music playing. This could become the start of World Airship Entertainment. Although I'm more a purist so I'd call it the World Airship Federation.
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How would we pull off Divas?
Would there be divisions? Like Galleon Heavyweight, Squid Lightweight?
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How would we implement RKO out of nowhere?
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Divisions sure, Divas...well I imagine GOIO Divas would actually wrestle instead of standing around advertising silicon.
Now to do signature moves would require a new system. Similar to the fatality stuff where it would be a preloaded animation that an airship would perform. Me, I want a GOIO version of the Crippler Crossface :D
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Canadian Destroyer pls
pls?
And yes, ofc.
But how would we specify it's the diva division?
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As spoken on Fireside today...GOIO + Power Rangers...It is a thing...