Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Coldcurse on January 16, 2014, 05:57:43 am
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rules:
-There are no rules in this debate but try to keep it kinda reasonable.
-The debate can go about everything.
Subject:
Heavy FlareGun
Argument:
We already have alot of things made into a heavy weapon.
What we do miss is a heavy weapon that shines light and does flame damage at the same time.
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I do declare that we DO need this flare gun! It should just look like 5 and a half light flare guns stuck together and deal 617% more damage, add 213% more fire stacks, 81% clip increase, be immune to chem spray effects and have a 132% firing rate increase! (These stats have been extensively tested by myself to ensure balancing)
We will balance all of the above by having it only reveal ship silhouettes in a 3 meter radius around it. This will ensure the weapon is perfectly balanced.
I rest my case.
*Is the entire debate supposed to be about a heavy flare gun, or are we supposed to make up another debate? I'm confused*
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*Is the entire debate supposed to be about a heavy flare gun, or are we supposed to make up another debate? I'm confused*
I think i was better off making this the silly objection game i guess...
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Heavy flare guns are redundant, put lesmok in a normal flare and boom! You've got long range. What we really need is something made to do fire damage at long range, like and an incendiary grenade launcher ya?
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well the grenade launcher shoots to fast for a flare gun.
think of the size of a lumberjack and shooting 1 flare the size of a bowlingball every 5 seconds.
flame stack would be 30 if you hit a ship.
blind people if it pops in front of their faces.
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well the grenade launcher shoots to fast for a flare gun.
think of the size of a lumberjack and shooting 1 flare the size of a bowlingball every 5 seconds.
flame stack would be 30 if you hit a ship.
blind people if it pops in front of their faces.
I second this motion, it would be hilarious if the captain just randomly saw people jumping off the ship and they were like "sorry capt, we didn't want to be blind" OR "sorry capt we were blind".
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
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Keyboard shortcut emotions would be a detriment to our community.
With the upcoming PS4 support, all console players would feel vastly inferior not being able to make sweet-sweet love to a heavy flamer.
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
Objection, Senpai means tolerance and wisdom. A senpai does not represent life. I find your conclusions onesided and not neutral for further use as the jury decides if they believe it or not. :P
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I object to the esteemed Captain Coldcurse's suggestion of including flash bang grenades in this game. The ability to attack the enemy crew directly is antithesis to the ship vs ship nature of this game. The mechanics of the game do not allow the players to attack each other directly. Thus we feel little ire to our fellow sailor.
Including a means to attack the crew if the ship would lessen the camaraderie and good feeling that this community is based on. Even if something so benign as a 3 second blinding were to be implemented, it would put us on a slippery slope that would lead to boarding enemy ships and ultimately tea-bagging the corpses of our fall foes.
On the topic of tea-bagging. I suggest new character animations be added to this game that can be invoked by keyboard shortcuts. Specifically a pelvic thrust/twerking character animation that can be used to taunt opponents, distract crew, and dry hump the guns.
Edit Oliver Colt beat me to the response, but I am responding anyway damn it.
Everything you just said will be ripped out of this thread because it makes too much logical sense and you seem to have forgotten that we are in the pit. Except for the animations because those are awesome.
Yeah, the animations are a great idea! I wanna hump my capt when he's distracted. Who doesn't want that, right? [*big smile*]
Objection, maybe the captain you are speaking of is only Senpai.
Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
Objection, Senpai means tolerance and wisdom. A senpai does not represent life. I find your conclusions onesided and not neutral for further use as the jury decides if they believe it or not. :P
Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
And blindfolded.
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Noooo OoO (I'm on my phone so I can't make colored text or kawaii faces but my pain is the same :( )
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
And blindfolded.
Can't believe I'm entering this, but
As the High King Priest of Bacon, everything I do revolves around or has todo with Bacon. Even if it's not related to Bacon at all, it still is.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
And blindfolded.
Can't believe I'm entering this, but
As the High King Priest of Bacon, everything I do revolves around or has todo with Bacon. Even if it's not related to Bacon at all, it still is.
*tied up and blindfolded in a corner* Is that senpai I hear? (✿ ♥‿♥) [hell yeah I'm back home xD]
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
And blindfolded.
Can't believe I'm entering this, but
As the High King Priest of Bacon, everything I do revolves around or has todo with Bacon. Even if it's not related to Bacon at all, it still is.
*tied up and blindfolded in a corner* Is that senpai I hear? (✿ ♥‿♥) [hell yeah I'm back home xD]
I would like to hear BdrLineAzn explanation what he did recently in his live.
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Okay then.
BrdLine is love. BdrLine is life.
BdrLine is a high priest of the Bacon cult, and as such is merely a conduit to the true source of love and live: Bacon. Until BdrLine actually becomes Bacon, is beautified as a saint of Bacon, or both, it is heretical to worship him directly.
Okay then
Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
BdrLine Senpai is somewhere in there doing bacon-related things
Objection!
We don't know if this information is actually accurate.
Assuming BdrLine is doing bacon related things, he might be doing something totally different.
Objection!
Even if it's something totally different, his tag almost says bacon so it's a bacon related thing at all times.
Objection!
Just because his tag almost says bacon does mean that it is not fully bacon. This result in him maybe not doing anything related to bacon which makes your point not valid. I would like to bring forth Senpai himself to tell his part of the story.
OOOH SENPAI! (◕△◕✿) NOTICE ME SENPAI! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I would like to request Oliver Colt chained to the ground when senpai enters the room.
Noooo (⊙△⊙✿)
And blindfolded.
Can't believe I'm entering this, but
As the High King Priest of Bacon, everything I do revolves around or has todo with Bacon. Even if it's not related to Bacon at all, it still is.
*tied up and blindfolded in a corner* Is that senpai I hear? (✿ ♥‿♥) [hell yeah I'm back home xD]
I would like to hear BdrLineAzn explanation what he did recently in his live.
*still tied up and blindfolded in a corner* Yes senpai pls tell us! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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BdrLine will be a character in Oliver's next fanfic: "Senpai's Long and Arduous Tenure in Oliver's Basement." (or SLaATiOB)
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BdrLine will be a character in Oliver's next fanfic: "Senpai's Long and Arduous Tenure in Oliver's Basement." (or SLaATiOB)
Oh thanks, I needed a title for it! :D
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BdrLine will be a character in Oliver's next fanfic: "Senpai's Long and Arduous Tenure in Oliver's Basement." (or SLaATiOB)
Oh thanks, I needed a title for it! :D
I would call it "Fifty shades of Senpai"
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No, the "fifty shades of [Person]" fanfic was already taken by "Fifty Shades of Zuka."
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No, the "fifty shades of [Person]" fanfic was already taken by "Fifty Shades of Zuka."
then we do a BdrLineAzn edition.
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No, the "fifty shades of [Person]" fanfic was already taken by "Fifty Shades of Zuka."
then we do a BdrLineAzn edition.
How about "Fifty-ONE shades of Senpai" :0 *next best seller* *nobel prize for sexiest fanfic* *is now a millionaire*
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No, the "fifty shades of [Person]" fanfic was already taken by "Fifty Shades of Zuka."
then we do a BdrLineAzn edition.
How about "Fifty-ONE shades of Senpai" :0 *next best seller* *nobel prize for sexiest fanfic* *is now a millionaire*
Fiftytwo shades of Oliver...
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No, the "fifty shades of [Person]" fanfic was already taken by "Fifty Shades of Zuka."
then we do a BdrLineAzn edition.
How about "Fifty-ONE shades of Senpai" :0 *next best seller* *nobel prize for sexiest fanfic* *is now a millionaire*
Fiftytwo shades of Oliver...
Fifty three shades of Coldcurse
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To answer Coldcurse, Bacon
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To answer Coldcurse, Bacon
Fifty FOUR shades of Bacon
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To answer Coldcurse, Bacon
Fifty FOUR shades of Bacon
Objection, I now see Oliver Colt chooses bacon above senpai. This in resulting in him not being loyal so we can't tell if he is telling the thruth.
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Objection! the truth depends upon one's opinion!
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Objection! The truth cannot be told if the person telling the truth is unloyal to his own believe.
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Objection!
Separation of Religion and Senpai.
(Rule 42.69x)
Thou shalt adhere to the separation of Senpai and Religion.
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Objection!
Separation of Religion and Senpai.
(Rule 42.69x)
Thou shalt adhere to the separation of Senpai and Religion.
I would like to see a full copy of that book before you can use it as evidence for defence.
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Objection!
It is part of "Da rules of Guns of Icarus V2.0! (a hidden rule written in font size pt 0.0001.)
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Objection!
It is part of "Da rules of Guns of Icarus V2.0! (a hidden rule written in font size pt 0.0001.)
But you just noted down that its Rule 42.69x.
If the rule was hidden then there would be no such rule. thus for the fontsize not being reachable and the rule cannot be confirmed to be an actual rule I now request the judge to call this rule a lie and not useable for defence item. meaning this could no longer be brought it in further posts.
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Objection! Where are the Judge's credentials?
I'd like to see them
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Objection!
The judge is senpai himself. he covers the role of both judge and evidence.
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...Objection! I call the Puppet Judge card! Coldcurse is using the judge as a figurehead!
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Objection!
You activated my trapcard. the judge will now deside what the card actually does.
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Objection!
You activated my trapcard. the judge will now deside what the card actually does.
The card sucks both of you guys into another dimension. Where to escape, one must figure out who won the argument.
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*bickering ensues, and I turn out victorious* Coldcurse is still inside Bdr's Pocket dimension, while i'm free.
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*bickering ensues, and I turn out victorious* Coldcurse is still inside Bdr's Pocket dimension, while i'm free.
*As macmacnick thinks he's victorious, coldcurse pulls him back into the dimension*
Objection. Just because you had the last reply does not mean that you have won the fight.
For that I would state that you are thinking to high of yourself without you having any clear evidence.
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OBJECTION I fell asleep the last few arguments, someone needs to explain to me what happened.
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Objection! Coldcurse cannot reach that far to trap me, he's been getting fat by eating all of those souls!
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Objection! Coldcurse cannot reach that far to trap me, he's been getting fat by eating all of those souls!
Objection! Since I'm Already dead I can grab through dimensions and travel through dimensions. I might be fat but I weight less then you.
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*falls through the roof, and lands right on his belly, breaking a few bones*
OBJECTION!
*falls unconcious on the floor, leaving a big blood bath*
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
And this kids, was the story of how the Pit saved Jawjee. The End. ^-^
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
And this kids, was the story of how the Pit saved Jawjee. The End. ^-^
No, it was you who saved me~*blushes deeply*...I uh...kinda...like you...AHWJJHWGDWD *hides in a bush*
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
And this kids, was the story of how the Pit saved Jawjee. The End. ^-^
No, it was you who saved me~*blushes deeply*...I uh...kinda...like you...AHWJJHWGDWD *hides in a bush*
OBJECTION! there are no bushes in this court.
Unless there are, then never mind :I
Is ok, I kinda like you too! ^-^ (inb4 objections about senpai xD) (inb4 senpai is actually happy about this :P)
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
And this kids, was the story of how the Pit saved Jawjee. The End. ^-^
No, it was you who saved me~*blushes deeply*...I uh...kinda...like you...AHWJJHWGDWD *hides in a bush*
OBJECTION! there are no bushes in this court.
Unless there are, then never mind :I
Is ok, I kinda like you too! ^-^ (inb4 objections about senpai xD) (inb4 senpai is actually happy about this :P)
May we snuggle? :o I'm soft, I promise.My fur is, I mean, not like soft character...actually I'm kind of soft...
OBJECTION! I'M VERY SOFT.
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OBJECTION! What was that noise? *still tied up and blindfolded in a corner*
*crawls towards Oliver, unties him and takes the blindfold off*
Oliver...before I die...I want to tell you...that I lo...love...OBJECTIONS.
JAWJEE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME MAN, THERE ARE STILL MANY OBJECTIONS TO BE SAID, PLEASE! STAY WITH ME! [*Shakes Jawjee dramatically* *crais evrytaim*] :0
Well, considering I have my ribcage all kapoot, and I'm losing a lot of blood in a short time...Oliver, I'm going towards the light,I won't make it...it gets closer...and closer, I won't make it.OH GOD THE LIGHT. OH GOD THE FUCKING SUN IT'S BURNING MY EYES.*covers his eyes with his paws* Aaaah, that's better :3.
*Heals up all of a sudden*.DAMNIT,I forgot I cannot die in the pit.
And this kids, was the story of how the Pit saved Jawjee. The End. ^-^
No, it was you who saved me~*blushes deeply*...I uh...kinda...like you...AHWJJHWGDWD *hides in a bush*
OBJECTION! there are no bushes in this court.
Unless there are, then never mind :I
Is ok, I kinda like you too! ^-^ (inb4 objections about senpai xD) (inb4 senpai is actually happy about this :P)
May we snuggle? :o I'm soft, I promise.My fur is, I mean, not like soft character...actually I'm kind of soft...
OBJECTION! I'M VERY SOFT.
Okay! :D But it may slow down the making of the Wall end of turn if I get sleepy :0
OBJECTION! I'm always sleepy :0000
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Snuggling later then, also I hope you don't mind me not being straight as a pole.(Huheuheuhe, and if you wonder if it's true, yes, I seriously mean it)
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Snuggling later then, also I hope you don't mind me not being straight as a pole.(Huheuheuhe, and if you wonder if it's true, yes, I seriously mean it)
OBJECTION! I'm not very straight either, high five! :D
OBJECTION ALSO! Turn 16 of the Wall is up now, means snuggle time! xD
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Snuggling later then, also I hope you don't mind me not being straight as a pole.(Huheuheuhe, and if you wonder if it's true, yes, I seriously mean it)
OBJECTION! I'm not very straight either, high five! :D
OBJECTION ALSO! Turn 16 of the Wall is up now, means snuggle time! xD
I am not sure about snuggling...I mean, it might turn out kind of...explicit(+18 hide all the kids olol).
Okay, my hormones are all screaming now, damnit D:
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Snuggling later then, also I hope you don't mind me not being straight as a pole.(Huheuheuhe, and if you wonder if it's true, yes, I seriously mean it)
OBJECTION! I'm not very straight either, high five! :D
OBJECTION ALSO! Turn 16 of the Wall is up now, means snuggle time! xD
I am not sure about snuggling...I mean, it might turn out kind of...explicit(+18 hide all the kids olol).
Okay, my hormones are all screaming now, damnit D:
x) *is flattered* I'll try to tone down my sexiness, don't worry :D [jk I don't have that ego xD]
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x) *is flattered* I'll try to tone down my sexiness, don't worry :D [jk I don't have that ego xD]
STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMNIT D:
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x) *is flattered* I'll try to tone down my sexiness, don't worry :D [jk I don't have that ego xD]
STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMNIT D:
Okay! :0
*sits in a corner* *is not cute* :I
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x) *is flattered* I'll try to tone down my sexiness, don't worry :D [jk I don't have that ego xD]
STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMNIT D:
Okay! :0
*sits in a corner* *is not cute* :I
Um, we'll soon need a room because this is getting really...off track x3, I mean, it was in the first place, but it's getting gayer by second.And I didn't mean that D:, it's just, whatever you do is cute to me >w>
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x) *is flattered* I'll try to tone down my sexiness, don't worry :D [jk I don't have that ego xD]
STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMNIT D:
Okay! :0
*sits in a corner* *is not cute* :I
Um, we'll soon need a room because this is getting really...off track x3, I mean, it was in the first place, but it's getting gayer by second.And I didn't mean that D:, it's just, whatever you do is cute to me >w>
Do they have rooms in this forum? they should xD
also OBJECTION! You're being too cute as well, the judge may feel biased... (back on track in less than 50 posts... I think :D)
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Dear thread opened by Coldcurse, captain and leader of TFD also known as The Flying Dutchman,
I, Jawjee, also known as JohnTheHusky, member and pilot of TFD, have to apologize for taking over your thread(and 3 other I guess) because my boredom was so deep I could not contain it.It wouldn't have happend if the bottle of wine was empty, but since I live in Romania, and even though the economy is not doing very well, we still produce a lot of high quality wine.I can assure you I am not alcoholic or anything, but the sweet-bitter taste of the wine that I drank was addictive, so I had to empty the bottle.Luckily for "The Pit", there was only half a liter of wine left.
I might be drunk at the moment, BUT OLIVER IS STILL CUTE AS F*&%.
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I might be drunk at the moment, BUT OLIVER IS STILL CUTE AS F*&%.
stahp it u ★~(◠‿◕✿) *blushes*
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I bet everyone hates me now...well, this is why I have no friends, because if you combine ADHD with wine, and a lot of creativity you get a Jawjee, the human version. You need something kawaii such as an Oliver Colt to get the Husky Version which is 100% more fluffay.
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But a Jawjee is so great tho! No one could hate a Jawjee ever :0
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You're the first guy that says that :0, AND NO ONE COULD EVER HATE ON AN OLIVER.I'd bite 'em if they did.
OH WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT TO ASK, are you a guy or a guyette? :o (forgot the word for the opposite of male, because I don't use it)
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A g-g-g-girrrrllll? *looks around scared*
It's a long story really xD easy short version is saying I'm a... g-girl *hides in fear of summoning something scary* (jk girls are cool :P) but if you (or anyone else, I don't mind) want to hear the long story I can PM (when I'm back from college tho, bc I cant type in my phone) xD
Also PLOT TWIST :0
Sorry I wanted to say that :D
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Please do.
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OBJECTION! I have a few minutes before college so ok xD
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THE PLOT TWIST IT HUUUURTS
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Objection! the plot twist doen't seem to hurt at all.
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Objection!~It hurts because YOU STEPPED ON MY TAIL YOU DAMN BLIND BASTARD.
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OBJECTION! Coldcurse is a ghost tho! :0
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OBJECTION! IT STILL HUUUUUUUURTS. GET OFF MY RIGHT TAIL, OWOWOWOW, COLDCURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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:0
*pushes Coldcurse's face back so he moves back* ( ಠ_ಠ)(\(◕△◕✿)
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*as Coldcurse moves back, he stands on jawjee's other tail.*
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*dramatic close-up*
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT...*super mega ultra giga extra Michael Bay explosions close-up effect*
*turns out to be just a Bollywood close-up effect, thus making me look indian*
COLDCURSE, NOT THE BABY TAIL. IT'S NOT FULLY GROWN YET DX
GET OFF OF IT YOU PERVERT D:<
*attacks Coldcurse with a brush*
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*Coldcurse looks down and shrugs. He then stands ontop of jawjee*
Objection. I'm not standing on your tail anymore.
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OKAY THAT'S IT.
*Jawjee jumps, making Coldcurse hit the roof with the head*
>:I
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Objection. Even when you're a husky, you won't be able to jump that high.
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Objection! We're in the pit, and I'm not a feral husky, I'm half human half husky, thus gaining great leg powers.
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Objection! there is no roof.
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Objection! That is because you broke it in the 99 bottles thread.
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Objection! You broke it since you used a bottle filled with kerosine, making me fly through the roof.
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Objection! It was nitroglycerin, an unstable compound which is at risk of high explosion if physical shock is applied, or if the temperature goes above 13 degrees Celsius.
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Objection! you still caused the source of the roof damage.
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Objection! I wouldn't have done it if you didn't force me to.
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Objection! You could have gone through a different aproach but you chose the bottle of nitroglycarine. It waas your own choice.
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I had nothing else to hit you with! Objection!
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*Walks in yawning*
Morning everyo- WHHAAT IS HAPPENING? :0
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Odarn I forgot my coffee :I
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DAMNIT OLVIER, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
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I know, I know... *yawns* *sits down on the floor in the middle of the room* :I