Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Letus on August 29, 2013, 06:00:33 pm

Title: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on August 29, 2013, 06:00:33 pm
1.)  Me with an alt account below level 3.
2.)  Another player with an alt account below level 3.
3.)  Boredom
4.)  Mines....

...it's like kicking puppies...that's all I can say....
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Imagine on August 29, 2013, 06:02:26 pm
5) This thread...

;)

Seriously though, probably belongs in the Pits.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on August 29, 2013, 06:07:58 pm
5) This thread...

;)

Seriously though, probably belongs in the Pits.

That's where I thought I clicked.  Woopsies.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 29, 2013, 06:23:46 pm
6) people who don't like mines.
They effing rock.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Syconawt on August 29, 2013, 07:36:40 pm
7) Scrap.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 29, 2013, 08:50:09 pm
7) Scrap.

I love Scrap!
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Piemanlives on August 29, 2013, 09:43:01 pm
8.) Dust Clouds, they hate us and we hate them.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: BdrLineAzn on August 29, 2013, 09:50:08 pm
9) Scumbag teammate who steal kills :P
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on August 30, 2013, 09:18:31 am
8.) Dust Clouds, they hate us and we hate them.

Fun fact, that was a community idea.

10. The ability to shoot through the nose of a pyra.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 30, 2013, 09:21:50 am
8.) Dust Clouds, they hate us and we hate them.

Fun fact, that was a community idea.

10. The ability to shoot through the nose of a pyra.

Fun fact, I still get just as many ghost shots as I used to.

11. The Quick Join button.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Swizy on August 30, 2013, 09:22:57 am
12. Twinkie on a Lj. Srsly nerf this guy.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 30, 2013, 09:27:52 am
Another fun fact: I remember the time back when Twinkie hated the lumber, and it was one of the only two guns he didn't consider himself too great with (along with the light mortar, back when that thing was waaay harder to shoot).
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on August 30, 2013, 09:43:04 am
Another fun fact: I remember the time back when Twinkie hated the lumber, and it was one of the only two guns he didn't consider himself too great with (along with the light mortar, back when that thing was waaay harder to shoot).

Reminds me of Yiski. Now he won't stop requesting the damn thing.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 30, 2013, 05:27:02 pm
13) people who haven't played this game.

14) things I have to do that are not related to this game.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on August 30, 2013, 05:52:01 pm
15) People who rage quit after being totally dominated by mines
16) Allied Pyras who charge for kills and get torn to pieces by minefield then go on a tantrum at me forcing me to mine them into the ground
17) Powder Monkeys always joining when there is already a gunner and joining at the worst possible moment mid match
18) Patch updates that don't break the game or destroy the usefulness of certain ships that did not need any altering
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Piemanlives on August 30, 2013, 10:40:10 pm
8.) Dust Clouds, they hate us and we hate them.

Fun fact, that was a community idea.


Was it really? I think I missed that debate then.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on September 06, 2013, 12:38:34 am
Bananas in Pajamas.
They need to be gone.

My addiction to Sol Forge.  I broke my card game addiction when I was 15, why Keyvias!?   PORQUE!?
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on September 06, 2013, 01:08:03 am
(http://frugalfag.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/notforchildren2.jpg)

I CHOOSE YOU!!

ZOMG!!! :o
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: HamsterIV on September 06, 2013, 06:07:52 pm
Things that shouldn't exist: The last vestiges of Rear Admiral Zill's humanity.

We all know Zill was human once. He had normal human frailties and hopes and dreams, but something happened to him, and that something was Guns of Icarus. He has since merged with the game. Every thought, every impulse he has is about perfecting the art of airship combat. He now occupies the space between man and machine, unable to feel human emotions, but not quite cold and mechanical enough to disavow all understanding of what they were. Perhaps one day his human side will slip and Zill will reach the zenith of captaining perfection. Until then he lurks in the skies calming victim after victim, all the while scrubbing clean his capacity to feel things like mercy, regret, and fear.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on September 06, 2013, 06:09:56 pm
Another fun fact: I remember the time back when Twinkie hated the lumber, and it was one of the only two guns he didn't consider himself too great with (along with the light mortar, back when that thing was waaay harder to shoot).

I remember him requesting the Flak a lot when my lumberfish was...well...all I flew.

19.)  People who rage quit from Metamydions after being nullified immensly by a Lumberspire / fish, double flak Galleon, or disable Squids....(ain't gonna learn how to beat those if you don't stick around.)

Things that shouldn't exist: The last vestiges of Rear Admiral Zill's humanity.

We all know Zill was human once. He had normal human frailties and hopes and dreams, but something happened to him, and that something was Guns of Icarus. He has since merged with the game. Every thought, every impulse he has is about perfecting the art of airship combat. He now occupies the space between man and machine, unable to feel human emotions, but not quite cold and mechanical enough to disavow all understanding of what they were. Perhaps one day his human side will slip and Zill will reach the zenith of captaining perfection. Until then he lurks in the skies calming victim after victim, all the while scrubbing clean his capacity to feel things like mercy, regret, and fear.

so...
he is like the guy from .hack//sign?
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: HamsterIV on September 06, 2013, 06:13:14 pm
Actually I was thinking about a Titan Princeps when I wrote that.
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Princeps
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on September 10, 2013, 02:31:21 am
He has become one with the machine spirit.  There is no Zill, there is only the ship.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: BdrLineAzn on September 10, 2013, 07:55:44 pm
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on September 10, 2013, 09:51:59 pm
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".

I never  did my homework.
Pissed off all my teachers as I'd get low scores there, but 95% percents on tests...

My answer was "Why do I have to show that I know what I'm doing all the time when it's obvious I know the material?"  They had no response.
I now know the answer is "because all the other people in my class are idiots."
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: HamsterIV on September 10, 2013, 10:33:56 pm
The real answer is to get you ready for all the boring pointless tasks you will be asked to do in the working world. Not everyone will have an intellectually stimulating job, and even those who do will likely be tied down with boring crap 50% of the time. The people with money don't hire smart people who do their own thing, they hire smart people who do as they are told.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on September 10, 2013, 10:53:52 pm
The real answer is to get you ready for all the boring pointless tasks you will be asked to do in the working world. Not everyone will have an intellectually stimulating job, and even those who do will likely be tied down with boring crap 50% of the time. The people with money don't hire smart people who do their own thing, they hire smart people who do as they are told.

I already do that in the working world.
It's called Autism....and money is a good motivator to do everything correct over and over...

even if it is putting a key into a slot, making the ride go, and stopping it when some one takes off the seatbelt...
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Jawjee on September 11, 2013, 08:38:27 pm
3.)  Boredom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwd25JV-jnU
Watch this, I'm serious.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: macmacnick on September 15, 2013, 01:46:45 am
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".
The Catholic Church...      ...Blame them for everything.... (they really did have the first incarnation of the American school system.)
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Skrimskraw on September 15, 2013, 10:55:17 am
Chtulu lol
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Keon on September 15, 2013, 03:32:22 pm
Mario Party 10. Or at least, y'know, change it up a bit.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: WhiteWeasel on September 15, 2013, 11:19:07 pm
This "Toy". As a matter a fact, everything that guy reviews.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNeJVSiluDE ("Baby Laugh a Lot" Fail Toys Review Mike Mozart @JeepersMedia)

ThisV doll now officially kicks chuckys ***.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGb03PO8B1U
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on September 16, 2013, 12:26:57 am
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17veqdr1hhit3jpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Piemanlives on September 16, 2013, 12:29:58 am
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

(http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1397/13977355/file/lego-taj-mahal-spaceship-small-86383.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Letus on September 16, 2013, 04:02:23 pm
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".
The Catholic Church...      ...Blame them for everything.... (they really did have the first incarnation of the American school system.)

I'm just gonna throw it out here.
I'm Catholic.

and a Furry



which brings up my next one:

Blaming everything on Shink

I fit almost all criteria for what to blame, so technically...it should be me!
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: Zenark on September 17, 2013, 12:00:20 pm
20) School and homework.....

I know it's good for us but, it cuts into my GoI:O time....I mean, who invented this "school".
The Catholic Church...      ...Blame them for everything.... (they really did have the first incarnation of the American school system.)

I'm just gonna throw it out here.
I'm Catholic.

and a Furry



which brings up my next one:

Blaming everything on Shink

I fit almost all criteria for what to blame, so technically...it should be me!

I'm Satanic and a furry.

Small world.
Title: Re: Things that shouldn't exist
Post by: macmacnick on September 20, 2013, 04:30:18 am
21) The NSA's Big Brother program.