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Community => The Docks => Topic started by: Mr. Goggles on March 19, 2015, 09:46:07 am

Title: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 19, 2015, 09:46:07 am
Hello, fellow destructive and youthful feline appreciating adventurer! Welcome to the recruiting thread for the Destructive Kitten clan!

Art thou a goodly tiny fur ball? Likest thou goodly tiny fur balls? Art thou a goodly tiny fur ball or person who doth like thou which hath been aforesaid to thineself, who perchance also likes to shoot down airships, maim innocent engineers, crash into things and set stuff on fire? Well then this is the clan for you!

You had better not be lactose intolerant, though. And if you are, you had better hope it is the “gentle farts” kind of lactose intolerant. Cause we make it rain milkshakes all day.

Milkshakes? Yes. Milkshakes. And by that we mean many shards of destroyed airship! *DROPS THE MIC* How do kittens hold a mic, you ask?! THEY DON’T. That is why I dropped it.

*Activate describe move*

Who are we?!
We are a clan of fun loving, casual gamers who know how to get competitive in such great master pieces of ships as “Kitty Skittles” or “Die Move.” We enjoy humor, comedy, laughs, funny stuff, and things that tickle our fancy. Not to mention we enjoy activating die moves. We are an active clan that currently participates in casual pvp play, but are looking forward to moving towards competitive play once we grow to a large enough size. In the last 12 hours we have grown by 400% putting us at 8 members. We hope to continue this trend, but in order to do so, we need your help!

What is love?!
Don’t hurt us. Don’t hurt us. No more.

So, you’re ready to be a destructive kitten?!
Joining is fairly simple. Contact us here or in game, play with us for a match or two, making sure to be very vocal, and we will make our judgement quickly! (We play any time from 1pm to 12am American Central Time). Your acceptance is based purely on the judgement of our leader, MonsTheGod, or any officers. A few tips that might help? Try and be funny. Don’t be a jerk. Don’t be completely clueless. And whatever you do, DON’T touch our tra la la.

Clan tag: [Nya~]
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Kamoba on March 22, 2015, 06:21:41 am
I am not surprised you'd start your own clan, you're one of those "natural leader" types in personality, so I expect you to grow nicely and see more of your clan as you grow! :)
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: MightyKeb on March 22, 2015, 09:19:34 am
I am not surprised you'd start your own clan, you're one of those "natural leader" types in personality, so I expect you to grow nicely and see more of your clan as you grow! :)


Actually, MonsTheGod started out the clan
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Kamoba on March 22, 2015, 09:27:11 am
I am not surprised you'd start your own clan, you're one of those "natural leader" types in personality, so I expect you to grow nicely and see more of your clan as you grow! :)


Actually, MonsTheGod started out the clan

Then I am still un-surprised, another good man! :)
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Koali on March 23, 2015, 09:18:04 am
We don't touch your tra la la, but how about your ding ding dong?
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 23, 2015, 12:18:07 pm
I am not surprised you'd start your own clan, you're one of those "natural leader" types in personality, so I expect you to grow nicely and see more of your clan as you grow! :)

MightyKeb is right! But thank you, I have definitely taken recruiting into my own hands. (Sort of without permission, but how could you be upset with that? Haha). MonsTheGod is mostly a casual player, though, and doesn't really participate much in forum activity that I know of. Just decided it might be worth a try to post something up here. In-game we have grown quite a lot from our humble beginning. In our first day we grew 8 members. Since then it has been a bit slow, but we're still working on it.

Anyways, thanks, again! I'll take that as a compliment!
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 23, 2015, 12:19:46 pm
We don't touch your tra la la, but how about your ding ding dong?

Ding ding dongs are completely free-play! Feel free!
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Kamoba on March 24, 2015, 04:46:11 am
I take back the nice words I said about Mons. :(
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 24, 2015, 09:24:54 am
I take back the nice words I said about Mons. :(

Oh no! Don't do that. He is still an awesome guy! And is definitely active in recruiting in-game. Actually, I told him about the forums yesterday and he had no idea they even existed. He seemed like he wanted to get in on it, so I'm hoping he'll join us soon!
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: DJ Logicalia on March 24, 2015, 01:05:07 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Kamoba on March 24, 2015, 01:11:57 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

It shall be a grand drama full of mystery and disaster!
;)
Goggles knows the whole story now though, so it'll all be okay :)
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Replaceable on March 24, 2015, 03:26:42 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

Composition by: The bard clan.
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: MightyKeb on March 24, 2015, 03:32:27 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

Composition by: The bard clan.

Light effects and presentation by: Sir Replacable Jr. of Redshirt

Cast:

Kamoba - Kamoba
MightyKeb - MonsTheGod
Mr Goggles - Butler


Special Thanks to: Koali for being a cute little pokemon or whatever that I barely have any knowledge of
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Koali on March 24, 2015, 04:10:54 pm
*Koali grabs MightyKeb by the collar.*

"Now you listen here, punk. I'm a Kirby. A pink ball of cuteness that's capable of destroying all you hold dear. Don't you forget it."

*Koali releases MightyKeb.*
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 24, 2015, 10:21:30 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

It shall be a grand drama full of mystery and disaster!
;)
Goggles knows the whole story now though, so it'll all be okay :)

Aye! I know it well! All is as if it never was! *Begin glorious credit music move*
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Carn on March 26, 2015, 01:42:50 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

Composition by: The bard clan.

Light effects and presentation by: Sir Replacable Jr. of Redshirt

Cast:

Kamoba - Kamoba
MightyKeb - MonsTheGod
Mr Goggles - Butler


Special Thanks to: Koali for being a cute little pokemon or whatever that I barely have any knowledge of

Explosions supplied by Merry Men Mine placement limited
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: MonsTheGod on March 26, 2015, 04:27:28 pm
Kamoba digs himself a hole: The Musical

Composition by: The bard clan.

Light effects and presentation by: Sir Replacable Jr. of Redshirt

Cast:

Kamoba - Kamoba
MightyKeb - MonsTheGod
Mr Goggles - Butler


Special Thanks to: Koali for being a cute little pokemon or whatever that I barely have any knowledge of

Explosions supplied by Merry Men Mine placement limited
sounds like a plan to me
Title: Re: Destructive Kittens Clan Recruiting!
Post by: Carn on March 26, 2015, 04:29:14 pm
what kind of mine arrangement would you like sir?