Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 13, 2014, 06:46:54 pm

Title: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 13, 2014, 06:46:54 pm
(http://holycrap.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/D10603_400x300.jpg)

If you press it, the next person must state the consequences of your actions. If you don't press it, the next person must also state the consequences of you not pressing it.

Will pressing the button be good, or will it be bad? You decide!!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 13, 2014, 07:39:11 pm
"Oh look an innocent looking red button! I wonder what will happen if i push it?"
*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 13, 2014, 09:32:48 pm
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkt2udrRP1qlztoqo1_500.gif)

Gilder activates defensive talents:

(http://theroyalhalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/groin-kick.gif)

*Presses button*

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 13, 2014, 10:01:35 pm
*Gilder's head explodes*
*activates defenses and explosion proofing*
*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 13, 2014, 10:29:24 pm
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/www.ign.com/4496/2013/02/1607044_o.gif)

*Presses button with a long stick*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Riggatto on March 14, 2014, 12:22:13 am
Long stick turns to long snake. Gilder runs but is strangled.

Does not push
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 14, 2014, 12:40:36 am
Riggatto is disintegrated.


Writes a haiku about the button.


Red button — tempting.
must not push, must not push. Push.
Gave in to the urge.


*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ramjamslam on March 14, 2014, 02:56:19 am
Can't resist!

(http://a.gifb.in/g600107907.gif)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 14, 2014, 03:44:16 am
(yay no consequences for me!)
Ram gets attacked by a horde of new players asking "Why's your name yellow?".


*Slowly and dramatically presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Coldcurse on March 14, 2014, 03:47:14 am
(http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/matthew_mcconaughey_with_smashed_cake_in_ghosts_of_girlfriends_past.jpg)

*stares at the button*
Don't know why people can't resist the butto....
*Coldcurse slams his hand on the button*
...?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 14, 2014, 04:55:16 am
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130721035759/godzilla/images/8/86/Atomic_Breath_VS_Sydney_Opera_House.gif)

*Throws Coldcurse's remains at button to push it*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on March 16, 2014, 10:35:12 pm
Remains collect together and reanimate into zombie Coldcurse and tries to eat Gilder

Assuming Gilder is still alive I bring him over again and get him to press the button for me
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 17, 2014, 05:28:33 am
Cheesy Crackers gets Kancho'd by zombie Coldcurse.

(http://otakubooty.com/images/misc/kancho_naruto_large.jpg)

*Cackles manically then accidentally sits on button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: B'Elanna on March 17, 2014, 07:43:24 am
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/339/6/d/the_sperm_whale_and_the_bowl_of_petunia_by_pommesdeterre-d5n5mqh.jpg)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: redria on March 17, 2014, 03:46:44 pm
B'Elanna's failure to push the hugs button means she does not get kitten hugs.

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mr. Ace Rimmer on March 17, 2014, 07:41:12 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg)

D'oh Redria.

Ooooh, what does this shiny red thing do *push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 18, 2014, 01:16:41 am
A horde of girls dances for Mr Ace Rimmer and then they fade into the distance.

*timidly press the button, eyes closed, body timbering in fear*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 18, 2014, 02:42:42 am
(http://i.imgur.com/viIGT5F.jpg)

Abby has initiated Wavemotion gun charging sequence, please wait 2 turns for firing.

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n215/shockit2me/Yamato07.jpg)

*Waits patiently then gets bored and starts pushing button repeatedly*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on March 18, 2014, 07:29:52 am
Cliche time!
A piano starts to fall onto Gilder but as he presses the button again it disappears. Because he is spamming the button it's now glitched out and by the time he stops pressing the button around a thousand pianos start to fall on top of him.

*Puts on environment suit*
*Darth Vader breathing noise*
Am heading towards button HQ
Estimated time of arrival is 13 seconds
Atmosphere seems breathable but I'm not taking chances.
Neighbour is staring at me strangely over the fence
There seems to be earth like gravity
No signs of life other than the neighbour
Prepare for impact with button in 3
2
1...
*Boop*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 20, 2014, 09:39:45 am
A towel floats and hits you in the head after it was released from stasis. That wasn't so bad you thought, it's only a towel. Of course, there's a few questions that should be asked, why was the towel in stasis? Why would a button release it and hit you in the face.

The Neighbour seems to be looking away, both in fear and disgust. Oh dear.. maybe the towel isn't so clean, not that it matters, you were wearing a environment suit after all. Ah, you smell something. It's getting stronger and now your helmet fills with toxic smoke from the helmet melting away from the contact with the towel.

Oh dear, they were warned about this, the Neighbours said, why would anyone keep pressing the button. Now the towel have to be put back .

The towel comes ever closer to your face, you could see it seem to be somehow covered in weird acid like gloop. It's a shame you didn't read section about the button in greatest book in the galaxy. See Vogons don't take a bath until the correct forms are filled in. This has to be signed many times over by varies Vogon. This is the longest process form in all of Vogon. Even the form for death doesn't take a long. Yet there was one Vogon that completed the impossible task of bath time with all the forms correct, i's dotted and t's crossed. This was the towel of from that Vogon.

The towel touches your nose, your brain can't even begin to figure out the pain caused by this, not that it matters any more, the Infinite Improbability Drive had just reached 1

Oh no, not again. Said the potted plant as it lands so so far away from a button, leaving it untouched, inactive.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on March 20, 2014, 09:56:11 am
A towel floats and hits you in the head after it was released from stasis. That wasn't so bad you thought, it's only a towel. Of course, there's a few questions that should be asked, why was the towel in stasis? Why would a button release it and hit you in the face.

The Neighbour seems to be looking away, both in fear and disgust. Oh dear.. maybe the towel isn't so clean, not that it matters, you were wearing a environment suit after all. Ah, you smell something. It's getting stronger and now your helmet fills with toxic smoke from the helmet melting away from the contact with the towel.

Oh dear, they were warned about this, the Neighbours said, why would anyone keep pressing the button. Now the towel have to be put back .

The towel comes ever closer to your face, you could see it seem to be somehow covered in weird acid like gloop. It's a shame you didn't read section about the button in greatest book in the galaxy. See Vogons don't take a bath until the correct forms are filled in. This has to be signed many times over by varies Vogon. This is the longest process form in all of Vogon. Even the form for death doesn't take a long. Yet there was one Vogon that completed the impossible task of bath time with all the forms correct, i's dotted and t's crossed. This was the towel of from that Vogon.

The towel touches your nose, your brain can't even begin to figure out the pain caused by this, not that it matters any more, the Infinite Improbability Drive had just reached 1

Oh no, not again. Said the potted plant as it lands so so far away from a button, leaving it untouched, inactive.
Did you make all that up or is it a reference?

And this is why I never dry after showers anymore!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 20, 2014, 11:50:07 am
Cheesy crackers manage to ignore the button but sadly it would of told him all the answer to the question he wanted to know.

Abby touches the button and hopes for the answer to why Cheesy is so crackers.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 20, 2014, 06:08:18 pm
*a whale and a potted plant pop into existence a few kilometers above Abby. The whale starts establishing its identity while its falling, and manages to finish establishing it right before it crashes into the ground making a crater with where Abby was standing at the center. The potted plant is thinking to itself, "Oh, not again..." before it crashes into the ground. Abby, the whale, and the potted plant are all obliterated.*
(Oh, and salute for the Vogon towel, Abby.)


...Is seduced by the red button...
*Push*

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Oliver Colt on March 21, 2014, 05:08:48 pm
(http://gickr.com/results4/anim_4d5c1609-fa88-efb4-fd2a-ac888fe57262.gif)




I WANNA PUSH THE BUTTON!!! OuO *push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 21, 2014, 08:48:20 pm
Senpai notices you.

.........

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 23, 2014, 06:28:11 am
An official looking person comes up to  macmacnick and shows him their ID. It's an undercover police officer. Macmacnick is charged with crimes of reusing a Consequences and is led away in handcuffs. The officer ask why would he press the button to that admit guilt to a crime with such a small crime.  None the less, all crime admitted is punishable by death, the button is a fast track to the rope. 

(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/339/6/d/the_sperm_whale_and_the_bowl_of_petunia_by_pommesdeterre-d5n5mqh.jpg)

While macmacnick swings in the breeze for his crimes, Abby stares at the button for a long time before walking away only to trip over a second red button activating it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on March 23, 2014, 05:53:31 pm
Wave motion gun fires, obliterating Oliver's button.

(http://i.imgur.com/XAMKRjX.gif)

*Smashes button with mallet then...

(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-13513-Star-Wars-Warp-Speed-gif-ko1M.gif)

Muhahahaa!! Hyperspace ftw! Suckers!!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Piemanlives on March 23, 2014, 06:03:44 pm
Wave motion gun fires, obliterating Oliver's button.

(http://i.imgur.com/XAMKRjX.gif)


Which movie/version of the series is this from?

The room Gilder stood in goes dark, his hyperspace engine offline, suddenly a door opens, and a figure wearing a trench coat enters.

(https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1186233_311153505695590_1134199128_n.jpg)

I stare at the button, than poke it lightly.

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 23, 2014, 11:15:04 pm
(Pieman, it would have been more dramatic if glider's ship hit a Giant Mass Shadow.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 26, 2014, 12:52:46 am
By refusing to acknowledge the button, the button no-longer acknowledge macmacnick which caused him to fade from this universe.

The effect is only temporary until macmacnick once again acknowledge the button.

Abby hugs the red button and doesn't press it and showers it in kisses and hearts.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 26, 2014, 01:12:34 am
(abby, parenthesis mean comments — to an extent)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 26, 2014, 01:16:37 am
(I'm a fan of itatic for comments but ok. The button doesn't care for comments and still refuse to acknowledge your place in this universe. The button seem to like Abby and has thus been kind to her. Abby hopes this carries on)

Abby showers the button with love and affection and making sure it home is restored to it former glory with all the signs. Leaving it untouched.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 26, 2014, 02:33:00 am
The Button gods notice this and put Abby against the wall, and she goes the way of the customer service department of Sirius Cybernetics — First against the wall when the revolution happens, in this case the Button revolution.


Push.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on March 31, 2014, 11:49:49 pm
It seems like the button is ignoring me — I'll try again, but pushing harder this time...
*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Oliver Colt on April 01, 2014, 01:29:00 am
This. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSzq_6W1QQ)

*Tiny push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on April 01, 2014, 04:23:01 am
Oliver's tiny push has activated macmacnick's trap card...which, in turn, catches macmacnick....

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/64497/road-runner-o.gif)

*Cackles then paints a little kitty face on the button then sneaks off hoping to catch a wild B'Elanna.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: B'Elanna on April 04, 2014, 10:21:30 pm
*Cackles then paints a little kitty face on the button then sneaks off hoping to catch a wild B'Elanna.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g450/ohbuggeroffyouoldfart/fuckingtry_zpsabf25f55.png)

.B'Elanna takes the console apart to figure out what's wrong with the mechanism.

(http://www.letswatchstartrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Picture-112.png)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on April 04, 2014, 10:54:29 pm
The dismantling caused a reversed feedback loop on the dilimion crystals, in turns causes the frequency of the matrix to go out of alignment with the input feed from the deflector shield.

The deflector shield fizzed and popped causing an strong attraction from the gas cloud the ship was flying though creating an overloaded warp core. The ship blipped out of this reality, leaving only a dismantled button behind and traces of time diffraction that could be picked up by a passing by ship, this happened to be the Enterprise, leading them on a chase. Data theorized that it could be caused by this dismantled button and worked to bring back the ship and crew.

It was discovered that by rebuilding the button and powering it with the gas from the cloud in a compacted form, it had to be collected using a scoop coated in dark matters traces of the ship which then slowly got pulled back into this reality... the ship is badly damaged, and B'Elanna has seen.. things.. but she's alive.

Picard warns them about the button and tows the ship containing the button to stardock when a bumbling Ensign, AbbyTheRat, trips and lands on the button. She feels bad and close her eyes to the impending doom....
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on April 04, 2014, 11:09:56 pm
All of the sudden, a Romulan warship appears, uncloaking itself. A strange occurrence, isn't it, considering the Romulan neutral zone is about 100 Light-years away? Without enough time to even think of why they could be there, the Romulans fire upon the USS Enterprise-E, right after closing communication with Captain Picard. The Ship is on Red Alert, with everyone tense, chaos rampant. Shields are at 90% and falling, the Enterprise tries to flee, but cannot, as the warp nacelles lack sufficient energy to propel the ship any faster than warp 9.6, and the Romulan ship is going at Warp 9.65. However, by shutting down all unnecessary systems, the Enterprise manages to get the power needed to go fast enough to escape the Romulan warship.

*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Piemanlives on April 04, 2014, 11:11:19 pm
The view screen activates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYhRqf757I

I stare at the button and kick it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on April 06, 2014, 10:38:34 am
Your kick activates this> http://gaben.tv/

I shout at the button "Shut up and take my money!" Throwing cash at it and headbutting it continuously.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on April 06, 2014, 11:39:04 am
The button enters your money in a lottery and you had the winning number for Muse Games. You're now very broke and unable to fund muse games causing a few homeless people but you can't let them go, you got to keep going.

After a while Muse games has developed The Big Red Button and released it, saving the company.

Abby decide to leave this one unpressed and sells it to the next poster.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on April 08, 2014, 03:21:32 am
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ku9fkqahbhaonvxiigwd.gif)

Abby has made Gizmo sad...EA takes advantage of this, buys up Muse, and obtains the button. Pushing the button now counts as day one DLC for Red Buttonfield 5. To find out what happens after pressing the button you must pay for Premium where you get "After the Press" "Blue Button Rising" and "Endgame Button".

*Decides to pass on this pressing as EA is clearly marketing for Button of Duty fans.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on April 16, 2014, 04:54:06 am
EA Turns Gilder's Life into an Free to Play game that is also Pay to win and Extremely popular, with Extremely overpriced DLCs and people who openly hate EA and yet are entrenched in the game.



*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on April 16, 2014, 06:20:52 pm
Macmacnick's push introduces Zukarotic content into game. Zukarotic content spreads like a wildfire through all current and future EA games. Hence every ship in GOIO now has a naked Zuka figurehead and a new class is introduced called the Polisher. Polishing Zuka figureheads with Zukasauce now grant ships functional death rays. GOIO becomes a flying death ray game and it comes down to whoever can polish Zuka faster wins, which is unsurprisingly is a vast improvement to GOIO and makes Muse billions. EA then launches new Zuka polish DLC which grants special Zukarotic powers depending on the polish used.

*Does not see any reason to push the button again as this Zuka world line has brought perfection to the world.*

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on April 16, 2014, 06:28:51 pm
*Does not see any reason to push the button again as this Zuka world line has brought perfection to the world.*
* Gilder accidentally slips while staring at Zuka and nudges the button *
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: B'Elanna on April 18, 2014, 04:13:35 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/83d6ac029e59535ed2dfbebea4a29991/tumblr_n3rxa1s4Wk1ttay5mo2_400.gif)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on April 28, 2014, 05:35:38 am
Kitten explosion!!!!! Kittens appear from everywhere: out of biscuit packets, boxes, tins, tunnels, bins, baths, anywhere you can think of. The world is now too cute not to be taken seriously as a galactic power.

*Jacob the Kitten wanders over to the kitten button, hoping for more kittens. Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on April 28, 2014, 12:03:35 pm
BUNNIES! EVERYWHERE

Now Aliens finds Earth too cute to blow up and the world is saved. Sadly, Jacob is now dying from the cuteness radiation that shot out from the button. He is honoured with the George Cross, the highest honour a Civilian can have. God bless you, Jacob. *salute*

*presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on May 13, 2014, 07:29:40 pm
Just for a moment... Time staaaarrrtssss tooooooooooo sllloooooooooowwwwwwww doooooown... allowing for dramatic moves to be performed with utter awesomeness... the kittens in a slooooooow chase with the bunnies...

Before snapping back into normal time....

*Push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on May 13, 2014, 09:38:52 pm
Button press triggers...

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120414214808/fairytail/images/0/04/Gas-Butt_Triple_Ecstasy.gif)

*Rolls around laughing. Accidentally presses button while rolling.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on May 15, 2014, 09:19:04 pm
The button causes this to happen...
(http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/avatar_miley_cyrus_in_wrecking_ball_music_video_gifs_1Laqa6WG.sized_.gif)
The wrecking ball slams into an incarnation of the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on May 30, 2014, 07:42:26 pm
A mixture of Miley Cryrus and Justin Beber "music"  thunders though the air. Everyone is resisting every urge to get up and do horrible dance moves.

I in still shock at the horrible music, cannot press the button for fear of worse music.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on May 30, 2014, 10:18:23 pm
The button is annoyed by not being pressed by shadak, and the worst music ever, which Shadak fears, starts to play.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on May 31, 2014, 06:22:46 am
The Button, retaining a consciousness, realizes that Macmacnick also didn't press the button and sends om to a parallel universe hoping that he will press the button there.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on June 01, 2014, 04:12:01 pm
Shadak pushes the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on June 02, 2014, 04:53:04 am
Confused and disorientated, Shadak wakes up atop a cloudy mountaintop, the likes of which are only seen in movies. She looks around to see a kite with eyes floating nearby. The kite swoops down the mountain pointing to a temple. Shadak walks down the mountain to the temple where a wizened old man is sat. He claims he is Jacob Fii and proceeds to put the kettle on.

On his way, he glances a button on the wall with his elbow.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on June 11, 2014, 06:26:02 am
Jacob's glance as unleashes...

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3990830/psy-elevator-gif-o.gif)

....Pushes button frantically hoping for the nightmare to end...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/561ac6c598b0b8cf8cc58cd2b0fafd76/tumblr_mvvgvkMCN21spf7z6o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on June 11, 2014, 10:18:00 am
The Wizened old man inherits the power of Muse. The kettle is boiled. Makes tea.

Presses the button with his newly discovered power.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on June 11, 2014, 11:16:27 am
The button is the power switch for all the servers running Guns of Icarus including the website and forums.. Abby runs to pres....
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shinkurex on June 11, 2014, 07:38:54 pm
The Servers turn on, however Abby's levels have all been reset to lvl 1. Additionally the only achievments that are available are buffing achievements for the gunner.

Refuses to push the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on June 13, 2014, 05:11:02 am
Unfortunately this was the button to allow gravity of the planet to work. These unfortunately also went down with the servers. Shrinkurex only finds this out when he starts to walk away and finds that one foot fall could send him flying up into the air.

Realizing that although zero-g is fun but impractical and totally against physics, Shadak pushes the button as she floats on by.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Coldcurse on June 13, 2014, 06:35:34 am
TFD will participate on the 22th of june in the sunday community event >:D
*Gravity starts to work again and the main TFD galleon falls down onto shaddak. being stuck under the Galleon Shaddak spasms in agony and accidently presses the button again.*

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on June 13, 2014, 06:14:57 pm
The Sunday community event on the 22nd is cancelled. TFD is blamed for the cancellation, as everyone sees them at fault.


Ignores the seductive pull of the big, red circular button, not hitting the face of the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on June 14, 2014, 04:29:01 am
TFD is replaced by 'TFD. Now a group of noobs who are using the TFD name have taken over and usurped Coldcurse from his realm. Coldcurse defeated and left for dead, ends up in Cake cleaning spatulas and doing birthday parties dressed as a pinata.

Gilder ponders if pushing the button will either save Coldcurse or make things worse. Pushes the button hoping Pinata Coldcurse bursts into candy!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on June 24, 2014, 07:10:32 am
At first it seems that nothing happens... but then the skies begin to darken... thunder and lightening erupt... Guilder starts trying to find a place to get under cover of the rain...

*plonk* Something small hits guilder on the head... hail? Looking at the ground Guilder finds hundreds of variations of sweet confectionery falling from the sky... And now he merely stands in the rainbow downfall in amusement

Shadak, whilst munching on skittles, realising the gobstoppers hitting you on the head may not be so fun pushes the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: AbbyTheRat on June 29, 2014, 01:04:17 pm
Candy rains down harder, turning into bigger gobstopper, then into Cake then into melons.

Abby couldn't press the button, she died from a direct Coconut hit
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on July 24, 2014, 04:40:49 am
Abby's failure to press button has unleashed Unikitty land upon us all...

(http://fireden.net/4chan/images.4chan.org//vg/src/1392902894649.gif)

Gilder frantically attempts to write the wrong...

(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Lego-Batman-Uses-His-Accuracy-To-Hit-The-Button-With-His-Gadgets.gif)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: DJ Calvary on September 15, 2014, 10:52:55 pm
The candy rain soon was replaced by a rain of Lego's that soon covered the ground.

Calvary who was wearing boots at the time carefully walks over and kicks the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 16, 2014, 10:00:14 am
By pressing the button Calvary's boots disappear. The legos don't though. Cue painful montage.

RedRoach doesn't press the button because he likes having clothes.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on September 16, 2014, 11:03:58 am
Roach gets hurled into a yaoi universe.
*pushes* hoping for a good anime series.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 16, 2014, 12:36:41 pm
The button doesn't work. Almost as if it's trying to delay the inveitable.

RedRoach kicks the button. Hard.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 16, 2014, 02:15:04 pm
The button causes another red button to pop up next to it.

I press that button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 16, 2014, 09:04:11 pm
The original red button flashes, and then dissapears.
Replaceable's icon slowly shifts, from an icon to a circle. This also damages the very fabric of the pit.

Redroach frantically mashes the button that is now Replaceable in an attempt to fix the pit so he can make more jokes!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on September 20, 2014, 04:12:39 pm
With each press of the button the ground around RedRoach and the "Replaceable" button moves up several meter. With the constant mashing of the button the ground rises hundreds  of meters into the sky. RedRoach whist enjoying the view doesn't see the approaching galleon...

Shadak is on the galleon trying warn RedRoach... cannot push the button...
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on September 21, 2014, 05:19:23 am
A trigger-happy crew member from the galleon unleashes a Carronade burst and the buckshots push the button. The platform rises higher and higher until the top is in outer space and the bottom is beginning to spew lava due to the greatly reduced tensile strength of the crust in the region.

-Muse- Jacob is watching all this from his dev-hacked spectator slot and is posting puns in [Match] chat to keep everyone in high spirits considering the potential apocalypse.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on September 21, 2014, 11:50:49 am
Jacob forgets to push the button, and as a result, a new slashfiction involving him and Kirk is created.


*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 21, 2014, 06:29:35 pm
By pushing the button, the slash fiction suddenly expands to include all the CAs.

After falling down from space, blacking out, then waking up unharmed on a ship (damn you jacob and shadak XD)  RedRoach sees the button and decides not to press it since he hates long stories.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on September 21, 2014, 07:57:43 pm
The ignoring of the button leads to roach's sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 21, 2014, 08:24:21 pm
The button causes RedRoach to forget  his sudden understanding that slashfiction is a writing genre regarding interpersonal attraction and relationships of the same sex.
*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on September 21, 2014, 08:27:39 pm
Roach's press has created a rift in space time. Jacob is now perpetually locked in Baron voice.

Gilder is entralled by Jacob's singing with Baron voice...accidentally presses the button with elbow.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 21, 2014, 08:40:41 pm
The voice  suddenly shifts back to Jacob's original voice, mending the rift much to Gilder's dismay.

Convinced the button does not do anything but undo itself, RedRoach refuses to press the button without an effect to happen first.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Canon Whitecandle on September 21, 2014, 09:28:53 pm
The messiah appears to RedRoach and admonishes him for attempting to metagame the Almighty Button.

*pokes the button lightly enough to just barely depress it*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 22, 2014, 07:25:24 am
The button senses the timidity in Canon's button press, the button morphs into a fully sized human and gives Canon a hug.

*Hit's the button 12 times with a dynabuff hammer and presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 22, 2014, 07:35:39 am
Unfortuantley, the button requires more buff than 12 (cause it's speshal), so by not buffing the button, it's effect is hampered severely. The ground on the floor suddenly turns black, but due to the non-buffed button, it is accompanied by a slow, laggy, glitched transition.

RedRoach repairs the button with 5 hammer hits (all in a single cooldown of course,) and presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on September 23, 2014, 11:14:01 am
Pressing the button sends out a distress beacon calling all ships in ear shot to the same area. Unfortunately not all ships are friendly and a race through canyon ambush begins.

*presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 23, 2014, 01:19:35 pm
Suddenly a game-breaking glitch causes all ships in ear shot to turn all of their guns into incindeary mine launchers, and continuously shoot out mines despite not having anyone on the gun. Chaos begins.

In amusement, RedRoach does not press the button as he watches the burning explosions.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: DJ Calvary on September 23, 2014, 10:20:03 pm
all the ships are soon managed by level one captains and crew in galleons, mobulas, and spires

Calvary hurridly pushes the button to right this atrocity
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 24, 2014, 11:42:09 am
All the ships turn to meta-midions. The newbies soon learn the power of  gat-mortar combo.

RedRoach, hating metas, presses the button to make more unusal combos.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 24, 2014, 01:06:06 pm
Replaceable charges in on 'The Bunker.' A Junker. That is also a Munker.
I shout:"Screw the Metaaaaaaaaa!" At the top of my voice.

The expert mining of Miki and Pvt. Fudge destroy every metamidion in the game. (lol don't charge my Munker.)
You are safe from the Meta- for now.

I triumphantly slam the button. Feeling Good about slaying Metamidions.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on September 24, 2014, 07:58:40 pm
The Button elevates Replaceable's clan leader to developer status, causing Cake to own the GoIO community.

***Connection Established***

[00:32:20] [Muse] Jacob: Pastries run the game.

[00:33:05] James T. Kirk: Yes. Yes we do.
[00:33:17] James T. Kirk: Soon. Cake will encompass all.

[00:33:17] [Muse] Jacob: I just heard that you and Shadak have hacked Keyvias

[00:33:22] James T. Kirk: There will he no clans.
[00:33:26] James T. Kirk: No devs.
[00:33:29] James T. Kirk: No CA's.
[00:33:31] James T. Kirk: Only cake

[00:33:39] [Muse] Jacob: I would like to congratulate you on taking the next step up in protocol
[00:33:45] [Muse] Jacob: there are now many secrets I may share with you.
[00:33:47] [Muse] Jacob: Boarding confirmed.
[00:33:49] [Muse] Jacob: 2015

[00:34:03] James T. Kirk knew it

[00:34:17] [Muse] Jacob Wishes he knew how wrong James T. Kirk is
[00:34:48] [Muse] Jacob: also matchmaking is a hoax
[00:35:02] [Muse] Jacob: harpoons are being removed
[00:35:07] [Muse] Jacob: I am Keyvias' boss
[00:35:16] [Muse] Jacob: I run the game
[00:35:20] [Muse] Jacob: and now WE run the game
[00:35:29] [Muse] Jacob: you Shadak and I are the new kings and queens of vengeance

[00:35:38] James T. Kirk: Mr. Jacob.

[00:35:49] [Muse] Jacob: Mr. Kirk?

[00:35:54] James T. Kirk: Release the skywhales.

[00:36:01] [Muse] Jacob: I need the launch code
[00:36:04] [Muse] Jacob: also turn your key to set
[00:36:07] [Muse] Jacob: and prime the missiles.

[00:36:20] James T. Kirk: Wait.
[00:36:23] James T. Kirk: First.
[00:36:50] James T. Kirk: Douse them in kerosene.

[00:36:56] [Muse] Jacob: Dousing in progress
[00:37:00] [Muse] Jacob: launch code please
[00:37:05] [Muse] Jacob: also turn your key to Set
[00:38:14] [Muse] Jacob: Launch is currently set for T minus 52 hours 28 minutes 31 seconds.

[00:38:47] James T. Kirk: Launch code:
[00:39:01] James T. Kirk: KirksBadges
[00:39:10] James T. Kirk: Key on set.

***Launch Code Confirmed - Mainfraim in Executive Control***
***Keys at Muse EU HQ now on Launch***
***Set Keys to Launch - ETA moved to T minus 10 minutes***


[00:40:40] James T. Kirk: Hail the Bakery.

***ERROR: Manual override***

[00:41:03] James T. Kirk: What?

[00:41:19] [Muse] Jacob: Muse found out what we're doing and are trying to delay the launch!
[00:41:43] [Muse] Jacob: Quick - push the Red button at the top left of your GoIO console interface.

[00:42:07] James T. Kirk: Damn. They've already locked me out.
[00:42:14] James T. Kirk: But. It's okay.
[00:42:28] James T. Kirk: I've got an ace-in-the hole

[00:42:35] [Muse] Jacob: What's your plan?

[00:42:40] James T. Kirk: There's still a man on the inside.
[00:42:49] James T. Kirk: He's been... Undercover.

[00:42:58] [Muse] Jacob: Am I a sleeper agent??

[00:43:09] James T. Kirk: Code name: Komodo Joe.

[00:43:27] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: It has been a long time, comrade
[00:43:48] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: I am preparing to hack the system momentarily
[00:43:52] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: All hail the bakery
[00:44:01] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: Skywhales launching in twelve seconds
[00:44:06] [Muse] Jacob Komodo Joe: Pressing Red Button Now.

[00:44:30] James T. Kirk: First. The age of dust.
[00:44:33] James T. Kirk: Then, the age of air.
[00:44:37] James T. Kirk: Now.
[00:44:41] James T. Kirk: The age of fire.
[00:44:49] James T. Kirk: Hail the Bakery.

***Critical Error - Connection Terminated***
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 24, 2014, 10:32:18 pm
A giant massive whale awakens, hidden on the dunes of Desert Scrap, and rises. A new age has begun. Buttttt...

RedRoach: "Why does this button say 'After the success of the bakery, never press'? Well, I'm not a baker so....." *press*

(Komodo Joe? wtf  is Komodo Joe? XD)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 25, 2014, 03:30:30 am
In the eyes of the community, RedRoach should not have pressed that button.

*klaxon* "Eclairs prepare for launch, repeat, Eclairs prepare for Launch, T-Minus 65 seconds."

The premier Cake pilots quickly comply. Soon the cake fleet is assembled.

The Cake War squadron heroically emerge from the fiery depths of the oven.

Spearheading the charge is kirk, on his  blenderfish, the VSS Pastryprise, to the left and right are Melon and Leto, each on pyramidions, a flamer/carro and a hades/flamer respectively.  Next up is Zander on his  Galleon, the devil's food, and fox on his Galleon, the Kevin Bacon. Playing Sentinel and flying abive us, is Sandy Hawkins, flying the platform birthday, a Mobula with all Banshees. Finishing  the left and right sides of the formation is Spud and I, I am flying the Bunker, Spud is flying the mines of Melon, both munkers. We of course have the finest mine layers in the game.

'Let's hunt some Meta' Kirk says over captain's chat.

But what's that?

An ancient engine roars to life, from deep inside enemy territory.
A new threat?

A Junker emerges from Muse HQ. Heroically burning Kerosene and dodging flak and hades alike.

'Hail the Bakery' Cullen Screams as he rips through the sky on 'The Birthday Cake'.

The skies will run red with the fires of cake.

HAIL THE BAKERY.

(Also Jacob I loooved your post :D)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 25, 2014, 09:03:51 am
(Quick interlude. Jacob's post was an actual conversation we had. I'm sure many of the more curious among you Googled 'Komodo Joe' and found yourselves redirected to looking at a fine collection of quality grills by 'Kamado Joe'. HOWEVER, if you click on "search instead for Komodo Joe," some of you forum veterans will find yourselves looking at something familiar. Especially if you Google 'Komodo Joe CTR')
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 25, 2014, 01:05:44 pm
(So this is canon in this game :O)

(Now that cake run this game.. what shall i do first... hmmm..)

(I know!)

( >:open dev console.)
( >:help.playercommands)
( >:/mute <player> ~ mute's a player's microphone.)
( >:/block <player> ~  Blocks a player, hides all chat and messages from player as well as voice chat.)
( >:/ban <player> ~ Bans a player from the game for 48 hours.) 
( >:/permaban <player> ~ Permanently locks a players account. Must have full permission to do so.)



(>: /permaban <RedRoach> )


(Oops wrong thread xD)



Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 25, 2014, 06:08:42 pm
RedRoach suddenly pops out of existence. In his place is a small sign that says

"RedRoach: He lived the way he was removed: A total, hilarious nincompoop."

Funnily enough, the button got pressed by the spawned in sign.

(I'm never gonna get a non-cake consequence from cake players XD)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 25, 2014, 06:24:31 pm
The button quite simply spawns in another RedRoach. But is he to be trusted?

Feeling sleepy, I press the button


(Also Komodo Joe, CTR)



(Squid racing confirmed)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 26, 2014, 09:14:41 am
The new RedRoach's stats glitch. He now is 16-0-1. This causes all lobbies he plays in to break. However, considering his love for squids, every squid race he attempts to participate in never launches. He attends every squid race.

Feeling incredibly pissed that he can't fly in squid races, RedRoach ignores the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 26, 2014, 07:47:26 pm
Due to the lack of button press squidraces due out. Muse switch their focus on boarding; something everyone wants :D. (i dont trust RedRoach mkII)

I slam the button to stop muse before its too late.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 27, 2014, 08:01:20 am
Though the button was slammed, everyone had an eye on the new RedRoach. Suddenly, he got a Muse tag, and began randomly banning people for strange reasons like "I AM A CITZEN OF THE KINGDOM OF BRITANIA" and "YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME TAG" and, most memorably, "HAIL PINEAPPLE".

He also bans the red button. However, one does not simply ban the red button, and the ban pushes it over it's limits.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on September 28, 2014, 01:32:24 pm
I ban RedRoach for banning the red button.

I then press the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on September 28, 2014, 02:39:18 pm
Realizing that this thread is turning into a completely different and already existing thread, the button morphs into a giant gorilla and eats the new RedRoach. The topic of this thread is saved!

The button remains unpressed.
Title: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Gyro Skyrocket on November 10, 2014, 03:09:59 pm
*push*

U MAD BRO?  :P
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 10, 2014, 05:45:41 pm
The button press, as a matter of fact, makes me mad. So incredibly mad, in fact, that not only do I press the button, I press it with the rage of a thousand tiny war elephants attempting to squish a spider because it's bright and blue in the desert.

So basically, I whack it with the strongest dropkick in my disposal from a long-ass buildup run.

*bonus salute for bumping up an old and fun thread, don't expect more salutes for randomly bumping threads in all boards though*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on November 12, 2014, 04:46:26 am
*sigh*

Sadly, I pilot my lonley ship to the edge of the abyss, waiting for the end to come, it is over now, the deed must be done, no more tears, no more anything. Everyone was right, it shoudl have been done sooner but i could not bring myself, it was...too beautiful...too perfect for any one man to press. How could we, this imperfect human race dare to even come near this object of awe.

*PRESS* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 12, 2014, 07:38:28 am
A blinding light flashes, then darkens again over McCrabernathy's ship. A low hum is heard as an ominous presence approaches. Soon, McCrabernathy's ship, once crewed by competent veterans, is replaced with hordes of new powder monkeys who soon begin using lochnagar on the guns because "one shawt killz op".

In a desperate attempt to escape my fate I push the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 12, 2014, 09:55:06 am
Word 'redroach' is added to my spellcheck dictionary.
Congratulations reproach!!  :P

Getting annoyed at spellcheck, I slam the red button into my monitor.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 12, 2014, 10:49:02 am
Getting annoyed at spellcheck, I slam my monitor into the red button

A new monitor appears to link into your computer. However, the spellcheck installed in said monitor does not in fact have the word 'redroach' in the spellcheck dictonary.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 13, 2014, 12:18:24 pm
So... do you press the Red Button?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 13, 2014, 03:44:51 pm
Indreams, not having said that he pressed the button, does not press the button. Due to his lack of button press, a giant jumbo shrimp appears. Maybe one could attract a skywhale with it?

RedRoach take the giant jumbo shrimp and smacks it into the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 13, 2014, 03:56:32 pm
The giant jumbo shrimp turns out to be a sky whale aphrodisiac.

A sky whale appears to hump RedRoach. (I hope you don't mind).

While running away, Indreams accidentally steps on the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 13, 2014, 04:31:05 pm
The button press causes the whale to explode. (SHAME ON YOU FOR MUDERING A SKYWHALE!) However, the whale was in the middle of humping RedRoach. RedRoach now is more red than he should be, both physically, and emotionally.

The explosion makes everything red. Redder Redroach can't find the button anymore.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on November 13, 2014, 05:17:00 pm
Did someone say red?

The button cries because it just can't be found.

Using a flare gun and a spy glass, I find it.

*Press.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: DJ Calvary on November 13, 2014, 10:15:24 pm
The whale bits turn into cherry jello!

Cal not pleased with this roars "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

presses button with mass amounts of Dakkaa
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Ultimate Pheer on November 15, 2014, 10:49:01 am
As you used insufficient amounts of Dakka to press the button, it promptly returns fire with twice the Dakka you used.

...

Press
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 15, 2014, 12:17:45 pm
RedRoach, now lying in a floor mixed with blood from getting smacked with a ton of Dakka and cherry jello, is lifted into the air and turns into a panther. Which slides under Ultimate Pheer and lets him ride it. Ultimate Pheer now has a panther mount with lots of cherry jello on it.

Due to being a mount, RedRoach is unable to press the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 16, 2014, 02:13:02 am
As the button was not pressed...

Indreams appears on an elephant slug and burns the jello covered abomination.

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090109141458/metalslug/images/b/bb/Elephantslug.gif)

Hoping for more dakka, Indreams presses the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 16, 2014, 10:21:58 am
The button being pressed creates a small little cake on the floor. The cake is labeled "Absolutely for certain definitively not lying." There are no candles on it.

RedRoach wants to put  candles on the cake, but he has no candles. He presses the button for candles!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Replaceable on November 16, 2014, 10:56:41 am
Ask and you shall receive. A wild cake appears. We have all the candles you need.

*Leaves the button alone because i don't feel i neeeed to press it*

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 16, 2014, 11:10:19 am
RedRoach looks at the cake with no candles. He then looks at the wild cake, which may or may not have candles (they've gotta be invisible then cuz I CAN't SEE THEM) and then at Replaceable who has a shit-ton of candles. RedRoach tackles Replaceable for candles.

The ensuing scuffle accidentally presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: macmacnick on November 16, 2014, 05:15:17 pm
The screams of billions of innocent lives being terminated are heard halfway across the galaxy by everyone except for Gilder, as his block list shielded him from this sound. Many are traumatized, some even die due to the mental trauma.





*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 16, 2014, 09:55:13 pm
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2587671/death-star-explosion-o.gif)

The alliance has won.

In celebration, Indreams does not press the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on November 17, 2014, 09:09:28 am
I refuse to accept the alliance's victory and Indreams refusal to press the button.

My army of swag troopers shoot Indreams in the face and in the process the red button takes a shot to the face!
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 17, 2014, 09:18:46 am
The troopers suddenly go beserk, shooting everything. Yes, that also means Melon. Yes, that also means Indream's already dead body and RedRoach.

Yes, that also means the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 17, 2014, 10:18:22 am
A Nydus worm burrows out of the ground. It spawns a constant wave of Ultralisk, Zerglings, Infestors, and Hydralisks that massacre the bio-ball berserk swag troopers.

The dead Melon, Indreams, and Redroach become infested terrans and are given a choice to press the button or not.

Indreams, completely integrated into the hive mind of Sarah Kerrigan, does not have free will and cannot press the button.

Melon and Redroach still retain their free will, but they don't have much time.

The red button is not pressed yet.

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 17, 2014, 11:03:31 am
I reach out with the limited amount of time I have left, straining the final threads of my free will to change fate. As my hand closes in on my target, I grin a wicked grin, one of insanity.

I grab a nearby bottle and drink. My free will is dissolved, as is my sobriety.

The red button remains unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Ultimate Pheer on November 17, 2014, 04:41:21 pm
The red button gets lonely.

It spontaneously clones itself, with the clone landing directly on it, pressing both.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 17, 2014, 05:49:59 pm
Both red buttons turn blue and red. Have fun trying to figure out which one is the red button if their colors combined makes blue and red.

RedRoach is too confused (despite having the name "REDRoach") as to which button is which, and decides not to risk pressing anything.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 17, 2014, 06:38:30 pm
To... Many... Buttons...

*Indreams, who's brain capacity has been reduced by the infestation, eats one of the buttons.*

He still cannot press the other button as he is under the hive mind control.

(Somebody free me. Being infested is no fun).
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 17, 2014, 06:44:20 pm
(Psssh, you should have gotten drunk before you lost your free will.)

Now, without a will, and without a second pair of buttons, RedRoach wanders around aimlessly. He bumps into Indreams, who conveniently also is without free will. Melon is still passed out because... well.. Melon does what Melon does. The two end up trying to get past each other, but with the hive mind sending conflicting commands ("Go to their right" to red and "Go to their left" to Indreams) they are unable to do so.

Their awkward bumping and shuffling brings them back to the button, which RedRoach steps on while trying to get past Indreams.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on November 17, 2014, 08:19:01 pm
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100711161507/starcraft/images/0/01/Overmind_SC2_Art1.jpg)

"Finally! I am free from the influence of the hive mind!"

To celebrate, Indreams drinks a bottle of whisky offered by RedRoach.
First time drinking, Indreams passes out.

As he falls, he bangs his head on the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: RedRoach on November 17, 2014, 09:43:10 pm
A Nydus worm burrows out of the ground. It spawns a constant wave of Ultralisk, Zerglings, Infestors, and Hydralisk.

Melon, Indreams, and Redroach become infested terrans and are given a choice to press the button or not.

Indreams, completely integrated into the hive mind of Sarah Kerrigan, does not have free will and cannot press the button.

Melon and Redroach still retain their free will, but they don't have much time.


JK JK JK, that's only the hallucination you gain from drinking whiskey for the first time. Where'd I get whiskey? Thought I picked up beer. Oh well.

As Indreams began to sleep, RedRoach shoved him over with the big toe of his left foot. The button now was pressed down on the floor. "Yay, more people have been liberated!" RedRoach yells out, and grabs a bottle of scotch from god knows where and chugs it. However, liberation was not the function of the button.

A few miles away, someone snickered as their new prototype ship was built. Something to challenge the firepower of a galleon, the swiftness of a squid, the ramming power of a pyram-

*BOOM*

The ship blew up. No reason, no malfunctioning engine, nothing. There then proceeded to be a mass ragequit of the underground Steam Workshop for Ship Development.

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on November 18, 2014, 08:18:44 am
Melon wakes up, dazed and fairly disoriented, he looks around and sees two really infected looking gentlemen, red roach and indreams, and wonders where all of the other people went....

The hive clearly failed to realise that its powers of infection did not extend to herbs and thus Melon was exempt from the infection, huzzah!

In excitement Melon picks up his phone and calls his mum, telling her about the good news, the red button presses itself in happiness.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Gyro Skyrocket on December 10, 2014, 03:42:11 pm
*Melon turns into a potato*

Man, it looks crazy in here. Bet it could be crazier if I press the button. *presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on December 11, 2014, 03:18:33 am
I put the potato in an oven at 180 degrees Celsius for my dinner. I turn an egg timer and wait. When the timer is up the alarm sounds and I push the little red button on it to stop it ringing.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on December 11, 2014, 08:54:31 am
You get roasted cantaloupe.
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3776/9668043518_5103f8c102_z.jpg)
(I don't know why roasted cantaloupes are a thing)

Having little to no reasons to press the button, Indreams doesn't press it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Gyro Skyrocket on December 11, 2014, 04:30:46 pm
Indreams is turned into a unicorn.

*presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on December 19, 2014, 12:32:12 pm
Suddenly a whole gaggle of scientists and children arrive. To Indreams annoyance, being untrained in the art of walking with four legs, he falls over several time trying to get away from the multitude of Little girls and boys trying to stroke his mane. Many a selfie is taken with the Unicorn before Indreams is trapped in a zoo for observation. Knowing that the unicorn is Indreams, Shadak presses the button whilst taking pictures of the mythical unicorn.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on December 19, 2014, 03:22:46 pm
(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg)

Thanks guys. Now, I am dead.

Being corporeal/or a can of unicorn meat, Indreams cannot press the Red Button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on December 21, 2014, 01:32:45 am
To resolve this issue, the gaggle of schoolkids see you've been canned up and all start to cry. Outraged parents storm the stores and liberate every last can of You they can find. They arrange the cans into a unicorn-esque shape in the ground and bury you.
In the chaos, somebody drops a Red Button into your grave with you and the last shovel of dirt puts enough weight on the button to compress it. It is pushed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on December 22, 2014, 12:15:01 am
Again, thx,
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/249/e/c/trevor__the_undead_unicorn__by_ickyboo-d491qs2.jpg)

I am now an undead unicorn who can't play GOIO because I have undead hooves and computer problems. (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,5378.0.html)

InRage, (get it? cose I'm InDreams) I stomp on the Red Button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Syconawt on December 23, 2014, 07:53:56 pm
A zombie hunter comes along and blasts your horn off, before blaring "I'm Too Sexy For My Munker" from his boombox.

*pushes button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Gyro Skyrocket on December 27, 2014, 02:27:41 pm
Syconawt blows up.

*presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on January 02, 2015, 05:27:20 pm
(http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af87/VenomZero/3c2_zps7500b129.gif)

Gyro's press has not only blown himself up but also obliterated the world line and set this thread on perpetually repeating the same day where Indreams gets killed indefinitely...

After 8 episodes, Gilder can't stand anymore. Switches on future gadget #8...presses button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on January 03, 2015, 04:30:49 pm
*.raef fo tuo nottub eht sesserp bocaJ*

Future Gadget #8 had been tampered with and so it didn't do exactly as Gilder had intended.
Time was now running backwards.

.sdrawkcab gninnur won saw emiT
.dednetni dah redliG sa yltcaxe od t'ndid ti os dna htiw derepmat neeb dah 8# tegdaG erutuF

*Jacob presses the button out of fear.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on January 07, 2015, 03:27:03 pm
I was going to reply to this yesterday, but I couldn't be made to type things backwards...

so,.. in my apathy, Jacob's press of the red button returns time to normalcy.

In order to preserve this normalcy, hornless undead unicorn Indreams does not press the button. Instead, he goes out in search of a mad scientist who can return him to normal.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on January 08, 2015, 03:16:23 am
Indreams finds a very wonderful scientist with many amazing tools and miraculous machines. He attempts to negotiate with The Scientist who is very willing to give him the help he needs.

The Scientist assembles her medical team and the apparatus is prepared. Indreams is invited to stand inside a glass chamber while the whole crew don yellow safety specs.
She counts down from seven, turns a key and then pushes a red button on the big console desk she's standing behind.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Gyro Skyrocket on January 14, 2015, 04:02:42 pm
Indreams is no longer a unicorn. However, the lab blows up.

*presses the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on January 15, 2015, 04:08:22 am
Indreams awakes inside the glass chamber, perched on a hillside. It is evident that the chamber was also built to be jettisoned as an escape capsule. From over the valley, he can see the smoking remains of the laboratory. Along a nearby path, he can see Gyro laughing with glee at the destruction.
Indreams tries to walk out of the capsule but hits his head on something. It appears as though his horn has remained after the transformation. Deciding that this would only be a plus at parties so long as he wasn't mistaken for a piñata (as some have horns), Indreams shrugs and carefully removes himself from the wreckage.
Gyro, noticing that Indreams is there, turns to him and stretches his arm out towards the destroyed lab - his eyes filled with malicious rapture.

Realising that Gyro was likely responsible for the carnage, Indreams decides he'll test out his new appendage by spearing it into Gyro's fragile guts. Sadly, at the last moment of Indreams' charging headbutt - Gyro pulls out a portable Red Button and thrusts it in Indreams' direction.

Indreams' horn collides with the outstretched button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on January 15, 2015, 09:50:45 am
Magic. Glittery Magic.

Indreams is now Soraka.
Indreams fires banana at Gyro.

"Yes, that was a banana. *giggles* No-one expects the banana!"

But being Raka, Indreams can't do anything but heal.

*Ping* Indreams(Soraka) is asking for assistance


Button is not pressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on January 22, 2015, 06:27:57 pm
From the one-way-invisible-invincible glass window that allows him to overlook his empire, Jacob looks down upon the poor, lost soul. Referencing other video games, especially those of such filth as League of Legends, the "worstest game of all timez" according to Jacob's enormous stockpile of information on the subject.
In order to rid this terrible plague from his otherwise pristine land, Jacob walks over to the Dev Console and starts typing in commands.

Console log - 1/22/2015/07:37:25 EST
-Muse- Jacob:  ::Libraryconfig-Language_v7_eng Property_ref-LoL[League of Legends](0) Pile_error_null
-Muse- Jacob:  ::Entityconfig-Indreams_1 Property_Unicorn-trans(∞) Pile_error_float Desc_error_ignore
Compile_SaveChanges

Upon deactivating the ability to talk about [ERROR: Missing or Unavailable content in Library-Language_v7_eng. Please check with your operator if this content is missing or unavailable deliberately.] and force-changing Indreams back into a unicorn, Jacob presses the Red Button on his desk.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on January 23, 2015, 12:29:07 am
Indreams finds his league account deleted, and holds no memories of his unicorn transformation.

However, his MOBA urges remain. In fear of making another reference to a popular MOBA, Indreams decides to create one himself.

In his design, one lane airship combat. Two flak towers and one gates on each side. A desert like map. Objective is to destroy the enemy's gate.

Having no game dev experience, Indreams presses the red button full of hope.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on January 23, 2015, 06:41:22 am
Having created an in-game universe that is independent from that of Guns of Icarus Online, Indreams holds God-powers in his new MOBA Universe. Within the context of his Universe, he can do what he likes, though he remains a normal player in the GoIO Universe.
From across the still-loading skybox texture, a pigeon flies towards Indreams with a small letter attached to its leg. The pigeon lands and Indreams takes the note from the bird, who tries to fly away but is now trapped within the Universe as its walls are well established. Without verifying its e-mail address, the Pigeon cannot save its progress.
Indreams reads the letter.

Dear Indreams,

I noticed six seconds ago that you created your own game Universe. While I commend you for your efforts and pray that your new game may find success, don't be a stranger; we'll miss you if you don't play our game anymore.
I thought it was worth mentioning that you accidentally tried to create your game Universe as a subset of mine as you were logged into my game at the time. This would have caused a crippling crash and have caused all the servers to brick. Be glad that I was watching and very quickly moved all your newly created files into a new directory on a separate drive before they booted; you're welcome.
In doing so, I have inadvertently granted you the ability to be God within your own game Universe as I did not have enough time to configure the Permissions files in the few seconds since you created your Universe. While I am able, I promise only to add or remove files from your new directory if it is absolutely necessary. You are, in essence, free to do as you please. Though remember, I am in charge of the servers so don't go breaking any laws - I'll see.

If you have any questions about how to configure your Universe's default content and files (you are given a large array of these at the start), feel free to ask me. I can show you how to generate entities and content within your Universe and perform a large number of complex actions with them.

Enjoy your new project,
-Muse- Jacob

After sending the letter, Jacob puts his feet up on his desk and wonders what on Earth Indreams will try to achieve with his new-found power and ability. He shrugs and taps the Red Button with his foot.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on January 23, 2015, 08:40:40 am
Kamoba watches the twitch stream of the creation of this new world for fear of what he would see he presses the red button in an attempt to terminate the connection to the stream.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on January 23, 2015, 09:53:54 pm
Indreams feels that this is kinda getting out of hand.
He misses the days when pressing the Red Button usually killed him in a creative way.

Kamoba's Red Button press summons the council of demo-gods (demo cose games) of video gaming, who mercifully resets Indreams to the happy, ignorant Guns of Icarus nerd.

"...Lumberjack: first notch <500, second notch 500, third notch 800, fourth notch 1200, fifth notch 1400. Galleon approaches: above below, behind. Heatsink gives two shot guns a third shot. Pyra has low acceleration but high maximum velocity. Ships all have similar maximum vertical velocity..."

Content with his situation, Indreams leaves the red button unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on January 24, 2015, 02:50:13 am
Failure to press the button has started a chain reaction build up of Indreams killing power.

(https://i.imgur.com/fFGrwGJ.gif)

In five turns the pressure will go critical and wipe out the human race.

Everyone is now tasked with either the salvation or destruction of mankind. Gilder decides this is not his problem, takes a nap...

(http://www.quizz.biz/uploads/quizz/269402/7_4fhdq.jpg)

Fails to press button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on January 24, 2015, 06:48:59 am
Kamoba hears of this plight and decides the best thing to do is leave the planet, he tasks Jacob with designing a space ship with the capabilities of bring human life to mars, paying the Kerbal Space Program to follow Jacobs design!
Kamoba fails to push the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on January 25, 2015, 09:52:12 am
Growing impatient Kamoba checks his clock and watches, hoping one of them is the right time!

(https://imageshack.com/i/jtd2baj)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on January 25, 2015, 05:25:54 pm
Huh, this is the fourth turn, is it?

(https://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sleeping1.jpg)

No press.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on January 26, 2015, 08:57:01 am
Shadak calls upon the Muse gods, determined to limit the destruction of human kind. Shadak Puts Indreams in a rocket to space just incase the over load goes ahead. Presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on February 11, 2015, 12:07:01 pm
Oh, is people waiting on me to say what happe- *BOOM*.

Indreams is banished into the land of studying for school, even though he is a second semester American high school senior.
He will return after losing 10% current gold, 10% item durabilities, and 10% will to live.


For those who don't know, second semester of American High School senior year is like... you are playing an RPG, you are max-level, you've finished all the quests, but the game doesn't end. It's a cruel limbo... I'm waiting for an expansive expansion called college.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on February 12, 2015, 02:06:37 pm
Indreams waits and waits, checking the News feed on Steam for his favourite game  "Education Simulator 2014-2015: American High School Edition". Unfortunately for Indreams, the DLC that he is patiently expecting is delayed and he is unable to do anything of note. He has maxed out his character but there is nothing to do - though at the same time he is unable to quit the game as he's hopelessly addicted. He is reduced to walking around taking classes that always seem to be the same and talking to people who haven't had voice acting updates in months so are saying the same phrases he's already heard.
He's already pre-ordered the College DLC expansion but it is yet to be released. In the meantime, the developers have released a small free minigame. Indreams looks at the new minigame with distaste and fear. "Education Simulator 2014-2015: Applications for College" sits ready to be played.

Jacob is watching this from his bubble and giggles. Indreams has been shifted into another universe and is wholly unaware of the destruction that has resulted in the world he came from.
Since Jacob has a hand in the development of Education Simulator as a contractor, he quickly logs into the dev console and sends Indreams a text on his in-game phone.

sup ur in trubbl jst fyi u made th wrld go boom. njoy ur new life.
-Muse- Jacob xxx

While logging out of the Education Simulator dev console, Jacob pushes the Red Button in the hope that it might revive humanity or at least produce a situation that doesn't involve the big smouldering mess that he currently sees when trying to view Earth.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 12, 2015, 09:17:22 pm
The button press causes everything to flash a brilliant white, blinding everyone from as far away as the Stamina thread in the Dev App forum. The world has been reset, and Koali sets out to establish his kingdom. Whilst flitting about over a grand valley in a salvaged scout balloon (imagine a small, single engine Squid). he notices a ruby glint on the ground below. Mistaking the button's alluring gleam for treasure, he swoops down and hops out of his Squidlet. He just has time to press the button before he hears the sound of rushing wind akin to falling from a great height and blacks out, waking up on his Squidlet.

Oh, and Indreams is still trying to write an essay to get into the beta team for College Simulator. (That alternate reality is still going.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on February 13, 2015, 07:27:43 am
Koali wakes and realises that the rushing wind and sense of dropping really fast is because his balloon has been popped! Above him is a spires spike following him down with drogue chute piloted by an evil Kamoba, Kamoba's hand looms over a red button and he pushes it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 13, 2015, 09:38:08 am
The Spire becomes a boulder and flattens Koali, but Koali survives due to his squishy Kirby-like anatomy. The boulder lands on the button as well, slightly denting the metal casing.

(And the rushing wind and blackout was me respawning because I jumped off of my Squidlet)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on February 13, 2015, 11:24:33 am
The Spire becomes a boulder and flattens Koali, but Koali survives due to his squishy Kirby-like anatomy. The boulder lands on the button as well, slightly denting the metal casing.

(And the rushing wind and blackout was me respawning because I jumped off of my Squidlet)
Koali.find himself.stuck in an infinite state of awakening, dropping and.blacking out as the squidlet fails to respawn, the red button is so close each time he hits the floor.
Kamoba's spire boulder rolls away, the button.goes.unpushed
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on February 13, 2015, 01:13:10 pm
a button? *smells button to check for moonshine corruption* no moonshine. good I can use it for the weapon control systems on my turret prototype. *picks up button pressing it as I do so*  thing is not even wired up to anything.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 13, 2015, 05:56:59 pm
The button press breaks Koali's connection with the Squidlet, allowing him to land some distance away. However, the button press also brings back the Spire boulder, which promptly falls on top of Koali, burying him once more.

Callsign Striker sadly forgot to check for the button's self-defense mechanism that prevents it from being wired up to anything. A large cannon appears and blasts confetti in Callsign's face. Koali emerges from beneath the Boulder in time to see it rise into the air and develop a green glow. "Whaaaaa? The legendary Magic Boulder from KSP? I thought they removed that!" (The world reset brought it back, woo!) The Magic Boulder's flawed collision box hits the button from 10 feet away, pressing it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 15, 2015, 02:41:12 pm
Did I somehow manage to kill the thread?

Um... Ok, -hits thread with a spanner and finishes the repair with a mallet-
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on February 15, 2015, 03:32:58 pm
Kamoba, piloting the Spire Boulder notices Koali had to take desperate measures to fix the red button thread, he ponders for a moment then pushes the red button, there is a bright white flash and the world resets to default except for Jacobs bubble and InDreams college simulator.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on February 16, 2015, 05:21:12 am
"No! My life's work!!!"
Jacob yells from his bubble. He waves his hands around in the air and screams as all of his hard graft to shape the world has been undone. Kamoba has rolled back the universe to version 1.0, removing many of the Universe's features that were added post-release such as Gravity and Life.
Jacob unplugs the auxiliary servers before the un-patch is able to fully roll out to them. The Universe as we know it is now stored on these isolated machines, partway through being wiped.
Over the course of what seems like days, Jacob carefully boots each one and threads together any fragments of the current patch he can find, calling from both backups, live versions and old patches - anything he can find. He sews the code together, checks it for bugs and types a set of commands that he's never had to type before.

Console log - 2/16/2015/05:08:38 EST
-Muse- Jacob: ::estop n1;
-Muse- Jacob: ::map [n1] [n6], del n1, map [n2 ; n3 ; n4 ; n5] [n1];
-Muse- Jacob: ::boot n1 [full] Pile_error_float;
-Muse- Jacob: ::boot_all(Except: It, Me)_entities [partial - free will enabled];
-Muse- Jacob: ::t=Clog, Current=1, tick=1;
-Muse- Jacob: ::savever 1.4.10
-Muse- Jacob: ::resume

Jacob uses his patchwork patch from the auxiliary servers and knots them together on the primary server. He boots it and re-enables all the constraints that made the universe how it was before. He names the new version 1.4.10 and resumes the universe. He rolls out the changes by pressing the Red Button and goes away to make tea.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on February 27, 2015, 01:08:11 pm
The changes do happen. Patch 1.4.0 also happens.
Gilder still wants squid changes. Minotaur is op. Double Spire is a viable combination.

Indreams escapes back into GOIO. He tries to stay invisible infear of -Muse- Jacob working his console magic again.

Because he is invisible, he does not press the red button. Interaction breaks invisibility.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 28, 2015, 04:43:37 pm
Koali flips and tumbles as he falls in limbo. He can hear voices, confused Pilots pondering W versus R, Engies rebuilding with Mallet and repairing with Spanner, Gunners loading Lochnagar into Flamers.

He encounters lost souls tumbling beside him, all looking just as bewildered as he does, which is to say, quite.

He remembers his Kirby-like anatomy and remembers that his stomach is a pocket dimension/hammer space. He finds two buttons, a red button and a blue one. He vaguely remembers a man clad in black leather and sporting dark sunglasses. He takes a fancy to the blue button and presses it, swallowing the red one for safekeeping.

He sees a light below him, rushing up toward him. Or is he falling toward it?

WARPY SOUNDS, LIKE A MIX OF WHOOSH AND SHLOOP AND BWOOOOWEEEEEEWOOOOOOP

He lands with a bump next to Jacob in his little bubble.

The red button teleports itself to its next user, remaining unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 02, 2015, 04:14:54 am
Jacob gets up from his chair and stares at Sakurai's creation, wondering why it's in his office and not inside his GameBoy is is the typical custom.
Acutely aware of the abilities of this plucky round creature, Jacob kindly asks the pink ball to 'shoo'; this office should only be entered on appointment and breaching these rules, even for interdimensionally anomalous reasons, is not to be tolerated.

Jacob types a short command into the console and a door appears in the wall near Koali. The door opens and begins to slurp up the air, somewhat ironically considering the target of the om nomming that is taking place. Koali is flung out of the office and into a hallway which had spontaneously rendered and appeared just as Koali was entering it. From the other side of the door Jacob winks at the puffball before the door shuts and evapourates away - thus revealing a wall with a TV mounted on it. Through the TV Koali watches Jacob sit back at his desk and push the Red Button on his console.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 02, 2015, 07:54:31 pm
Koali pouts for a moment, as he wasn't allowed to sit with Jacob for even a minute.

He looks at the TV for a moment... When its remote suddenly flashes into existence from Jacob's button press. He inhales it and becomes...

REMOTE KIRBY KOALI!

He forces the TV to display an image of a Miracle Fruit (from Triple Deluxe--good game, definitely recommended) and swallows it off of the screen, acquiring the Hypernova ability.

He opens his mouth and creates a powerful vortex that sucks up the TV.

And the wallpaper.

And the glue.

And the plaster.

And the entire wall at the end of the hallway.

Koali charges into Jacob's office to demand an explanation for that Tetra-esque wink---

Except there is no office. He ran face first into a giant red button, pressing it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Shadak Shademore on March 03, 2015, 04:49:24 am
The recoil of the button resetting itself causes Koali to be flung backwards, bouncing off the walls several times until he hits the only door that remained standing after the vortex effect. The door bursts open and a hapless Koali starts falling through the GoI universe towards the bottom of a canyon.

Meanwhile on her Prya, Shadak was going about her gungineering duties when a pink ball like creature bounces off the balloon, rolls down its side and landing on the deck swith a confused Thump. Shadak, too busy wondering where Koali had come from is too busy looking up over the side to press the red button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 03, 2015, 05:09:07 pm
Koali slowly picks himself up... All this falling and crashing is starting to make him sore!

He strolls over to Shadak and tugs on her sleeve, not unlike a small child trying to get a parent's attention.

Shadak turns and looks down at Koali.

Koali looks up at Shadak.

Shadak wonders what this pink creature is.

Koali wonders what's for lunch. (AND I MEAN FOOD, NOT PEOPLE. KOALI AIN'T A CANNIBAL.)

The button remains unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on March 04, 2015, 11:44:05 am
Indreams was on his way back to GOIO. There is a great gate between the console-created torture Jacob has created for Indreams and the Airship world of GOIO.

His consciousness is drifting, drifting, drifting away...

Because Koali hasn't pressed the Red Button, that gate to bring Indreams back is unopened.

Indreams presses the red button. Perhaps something good will happen for once.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 04, 2015, 06:05:14 pm


The gate opens. However, it opens a little too fast and shatters from centrifugal force (which is technically inertia, I know, but hey), sending shards of metal, wood, and interdimensional SpaceTimeTM World Mix into his skull, causing irreparable damage to his brain and killing him within moments.

Indreams feels that this is kinda getting out of hand.
He misses the days when pressing the Red Button usually killed him in a creative way.

Fixed that for ya.

Indreams respawns and goes through the gate, entering the wondrous realm of airships and teamwork we all know as GOIO.

The button remains unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 11, 2015, 12:03:47 am
Koali gets tired of waiting, so he repeatedly smashes Indreams' face into the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 12, 2015, 12:45:36 pm
Indream's face accidentally rips a hole in the fabric on the universe, thus causing the planet to implode. Luckily everyone respawns on their airship in space, thus making Guns of Icarus: Space Blimps to be created.


At this time, Jacob is on mars at this time trying to make Curiosity into a Zeppelin. Suddenly, he detects their is something wrong with his game. He pulls out his GoIPhone 7 and checks Blimpbook, where it seems EA has bought Muse and has made a crappy sequel that makes no sense even by Muse standards. It also bills you 1 cent every time your balloon component pumps SpaceAirshipsAir™ into your EA-prepared-Space-Digital-Balloon™. Seeing this, Jacob quickly locates a gas station and asks for directions to the nearest red button. After finally digging through Mount Marsmore, he pulls up a Red button, and pushes it, to revert time before Indream ripped time and space apart, the jerk.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 13, 2015, 01:41:13 pm
The repeated world resets have counter-intuitively caused the world to lose stability, creating a dark, toxic version of itself in a parallel dimension (think Light Aether and Dark Aether from Metroid Prime 2: Echoes). Multiple red buttons have appeared, both dark and light. They remain unpressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mr. Goggles on March 17, 2015, 08:32:49 am
Because of Koali's cold, hard nerves of steel and determination not to press the red buttons, the following happens.

Time, space and existence itself begins to phase out and travel in all sorts of directions at all sorts of speed. Everything travels away from everything, simultaneously. Light is dark, dark is light, late is early, early is late, and only one single thing remains stationary. It is the original button. The button that started it all. But does it have the same consequences? What sense is driving us to be so sure that it is the original button? no one knows. The only clue we have is the small label, "Original button." Whatever it means, this is definitely the original button. Could it be the one thing to set the universe back in its place? Surely it must be. This button is here and remains for a reason. Press it, darn it, press it!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 17, 2015, 05:52:52 pm
*Presses it*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 18, 2015, 06:20:01 am
From out of the ever-expanding mess of whipping winds and increasing entropy, Koali soars toward the Original Button. He knows it is close, he can feel it. He reaches out to touch the big button but feels nothing solid. The Button is a cloud of smoke and Koali has disturbed it. It distorts and dissipates away into the whirling storm of expanding space.
Shrouded by the now drifting cloud, a small box reveals itself. The pink puffball reaches out to grab the box and opens it to see what is inside this strangely decorated storage device. Inside, there is a small fragment of a Red Button, probably about a fifth of a whole one. Pushing this alone probably would be ineffective; the rest of the button must be found.

Through the mist and storm, a sound can be heard, or more an absence of sound - a quiet approaches. The dust settles, falling from a new 'above' towards a new 'down' as stability struggles to take hold and the 'world' vies to make sense of itself. Jacob was no fool; he had programmed a system into the core code of the Universe to prevent prime focal points of the story being utterly destroyed. As the main (so far only) planet to be explicitly involved in the plot, the hunk of rock that once harboured all life as we know it could not be easily scoured from existence.

Koali finds himself next to Indreams and Shadak as the clouds clear. They are standing on a small outcropping that has miraculously weathered the storm. Below them, a long drop presents itself and a great dusty plane littered with wreckage and the confused cries of survivors. The world needs to be rebuilt.

The Button needs to be found.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 18, 2015, 09:07:06 am
Jacob gets a salute for storytelling and plot twist.

-----

The button cannot simply be found on its home thread. There are four more pieces scattered throughout the land. Cantina. Pit. Gameplay. Feedback & Suggestions. Find the fragments and reassemble the Button to repair the world. You have 72 hours.

lol jk

Koali, Indreams, and Shadak look at each other, puzzled about what to do.

Koali, hoping for a convenient solution, tries to find the button fragments by looking in his stomach. Unfortunately, convenience and plot rarely mix in a good story, and the fragments aren't there.

*snip*

*Slurps up some noodles in preparation for story time.*
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/f/f4/Kirby_loves_Ramen.gif/revision/latest?cb=20101001011138&path-prefix=en)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 19, 2015, 08:45:41 am
In eating the noodles, Koali takes on the properties of Ramen. He is incredibly edible and requires only to be added to hot water to be delicious. The crazed and hungry survivors notice the big ball of yumminess and race towards it, fighting each other off with elbows and pushes. As the horde rush at Koali and his companions, they attempt to hatch a plan. They need to find a way down before a berserk local succeeds in reaching them and eating the puffball whole.

Lying around them are: The balloon canvas from Shadak's Pyramidion, one of Indreams' many unicorn horns, some roast Cantaloupe and Jacob's GameBoy (Koali stole it) - along with numerous fragments of broken planks and bits of what was probably once a water pump.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 19, 2015, 09:23:32 am
Unfortunately though, a rogue Kerbiphobic sees the crew making an airship, and decides this is his chance to escape Koali. He quickly jumps on the ship, blows all the air in his lungs into the balloon, and kicks away everything from the craft but a small unicorn horn platform, and floats away. Unfortunately his Hot Air Lung Fuel quickly dissipates, and he is forced to land. He accidentally lands on top of Kaoli, and, realizing his vessel is contaminated, runs away. The Horde didn't see Koali get crushed, and continue running past the grounded ship.

Luckily Koali is able to dig his way out with a bit of Roast Cantaloupe that fell out of the platform.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 23, 2015, 07:20:26 pm
Koali prays to the great Muse for salvation.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on March 24, 2015, 11:35:25 pm
This thread gets out of hand, very frequently.

Anyways, Indreams crushes his unicorn horns into magic powders.

I'm pretty sure 72 hours have passed since the Red Button was destroyed.
Indreams uses his unicorn magic to recreate the Red Button with his unicorn horn powders.

Indreams presses the Button, screaming YOLO!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 25, 2015, 05:49:59 am
Everybody stops what they're doing and turns to look at Indreams, hunched over a small item. In unison they all slowly trudge towards him and crowd around. One brave boy steps out from the crowd and walks up to Indreams, hope flickering across his dirty face....

.........

Nothing.

........

The crowd are sobbing as dramatic string music plays through an indeterminable source, as if it's emanating from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. A bolt of lightning strikes the button, destroying it utterly as the music becomes yet more tense. An organ starts playing and Koali raises his fist to the sky, shaking it and yelling into the dark, overcast atmosphere. More lightning hits the nearby area as the music diminishes slightly. Only the true Red Button will work - not some inferior creation. In the knowledge that only two remain in existence, Koali rallies the gathering of humans and other creatures. They must find the pieces of the Button together in order to restore the world they once knew and loved. It would take days, months maybe years but they MUST correct what has been done wrong.

Or they could borrow Jacob's button. He seems nice.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 25, 2015, 09:25:23 am
After reading the plotline, David pops into the story because plot devices. In his radical Hindenburg II, he quickly flies to the crash location of all the other important characters who are probably useless but we like them anyway. Unfortunately, 7 lighting bolts strike his awesome ship of massive proportions and radness and it lights aflame. Quickly, David leaps out of the control cabin and lands on Koali to survive the fall. He then joins Indreams shaking his fist at the sky yelling "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on March 25, 2015, 12:03:44 pm
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!? Dammit Engi, CHEM SPRAY! NOT EXTINGUISHER"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 28, 2015, 12:11:23 pm
Hey Jacob? Can we borrow your button?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 30, 2015, 11:15:36 am
In the sky above, a shimmering hole poofs out of nowhere. Inside can be seen a projection of Jacob's office; he sits, staring down at the creatures.

"What? You lost the Button?"

The glistening projection fades and the clouds behind it are seen to continue to roll through the air.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 30, 2015, 11:19:54 am
but lo, through the clouds falls a red button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 30, 2015, 12:46:00 pm
but lo, through the clouds falls a red button

...Which instantly disappears, because it too demands to know what "but lo" means.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 30, 2015, 12:57:33 pm
behold, and so it returns! (I think it just means behold)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 30, 2015, 03:58:46 pm
Koali turns the red button's Internet off and on again to make it stop lagging.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 30, 2015, 04:14:34 pm
because of Koali affecting the internet Carn falls out of the bandwidth and onto the new button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on March 31, 2015, 08:13:31 am
A great swirling torrent of dust and sand envelopes the group standing around in the ruins of the world. Koali reaches out to grab Indreams' hand but the forces are too great; everyone is separated and lost in the terrifying dust bowl.
The skies clear.

Normal.

Boring.

The world has reverted to a more familiar state as the button donated by Jacob takes effect. It was about time anyway; if the gang hadn't recovered the Button soon, Jacob was just going to restart the servers at the last back-up in order to prevent many a tasty paradox.
Jacob smiles as he tucks into a brie and bacon burger at a local bistro.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 31, 2015, 08:41:18 am
Yet, in his normal world, robbing banks with a Golden AK47 and a Rainbow Unicorn mask, David realizes something is... Wrong.

He begins a search *In the Hindenburg III, which he has Fynx constantly Chem Spraying* to find a red button to fix all this wrongness. He doesn't know why its a red button, but he know's it's the right thing.




SEVEN YEARS LATER



Finally, after visiting every part of the world 3 times, David Dire stops his search with no hope left. On his way to land he accidentally knocks out Jacob *Who thought standing below an Airship was smart* with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which had fallen.

A Red Button had rolled out of Jacob's pocket when his head hit the ground, and David rushed to make sure it was okay. Quickly scanning over the button, he was relieved it seemed in perfect working order. David then pushed Jacob into a body bag and threw him into a Rubbish Bin.

David presses the button to revert time so we're back to the Dust planet with the Kirby and other useless characters.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 10:58:45 am
after being sucked back in through the vortex created by david, Carn promptly falls on top of the button again "Not again"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 31, 2015, 11:01:21 am
Existence then get's stuck in an endless cycle of David finding the button every 7 years, Carn resetting the process, then David finding the button again and so on.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 11:03:06 am
after 7 cycles Carn gains awareness and plots his escape, throwing himself to the side when he exits the vortex, he avoids the button "Booyah"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on March 31, 2015, 11:31:54 am
After pulling himself out of the ground he'd been compacted into, David scratched his head looking around.
"Huh", he said. "Well this place sucks"
He then builds a time machine, activates it, and sets it to go to the time right before David knocked out Jacob. A second before the Time Machine Jumps through existence itself, David presses the button.


W̶̷̵̥̖̦̪ͥ̇ͭͯ́ͮ͛͆̚Í̶͍̫̤̘͈̫̈́͘ͅḆ͖ͥ͋̂̓͐ͤ͂͞B̛͉̻̤̙͉̩̈̉͗̈Ļ̲̊ͫ̊͂̓́͢Y̹͍̺̖̫̥̖̗ͩ͛ͩ̌̓̉͗̀́ ̛̰̬̻͙̩̃ͨ̓ͤ͂ͨͭ͜W̤̤̤̱̻̘͍̱̊ͯ̒̽̿̇ͧÕ̮͇̙̙͖̫̓̉͢B͓͔̟͇͈͙̝̠̂ͤͯ͛͛͌ͥ͢B̺͚̱͖̹̙̪̑ͭ̋͛ͭ̑̀͞I͚͓ͬͫ̽͛L̡̛̻ͩͅY͓̜̪̣̓́͡ ͈̮ͨ̉͢͠Ṭ̠͈͖̤̹̳̳̟ͥͪ̌͢Í͓̲ͤM̂ͣͬ̌͛̆̄҉̭͇̦E̡͂͏̝̬͍̯͚̟͘Y̛̜͕̯̥͓̭̪̻͗̎͑̅ͥ̈ͩ͋̃̕ ̡͈͈̖͍̗̝̂ͫ͐͢W̧͇̺̫̲̖͚͆ͨ̑̓ͩ͟I̴̧̮̤͙̰̥̙͖̝ͭ͒ͨ̄͒̔̑Ṁ̜̲̼̘̫͈̟̿ͩ̇ͦ̋E̥͗ͤ͢Y̵͔͔̔̔͒̂ͥ́͋



Right before past David Presses the newfound button, future David picks it up, and hurls it at Fynx.

Fynx then sacrifices himself to destroy the button by smacking it with his forehead.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 07:56:02 pm
However, the button is indestructible. Koali plays the Song of Time to make things right.

(http://www.piranhazone.com/images/zelda/ocarina/n64/song05_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 08:08:31 pm
sucked through yet another kind of portal, carn AGAIN lands on the button "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 08:15:15 pm
Koali tries in vain to destroy the button with the Prometheus Heavy Flamer.

(http://i.imgur.com/LeeXcKj.jpg)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 08:16:39 pm
the button laughs at the feeble flames
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 08:19:46 pm
Well, I gotta put the Prometheus out there somehow.

*Eats the button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 08:22:10 pm
noticing a pink ball as the only decent looking stool, Carn sits on it, not realizing it is Koali.  This in turn presses the buttton
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 08:27:21 pm
The button is not pressed as Koali is bigger on the inside.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 08:51:13 pm
adjust himself on the odd little pink ball
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 10:39:35 pm
Excuse me, could you stop rubbing your butt on me?

*Pulls out the button and smacks you with it, pressing it.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 10:40:59 pm
"Holy crap! What the heck?" a lazyboy armchair appears next to Carn, so he sits in that instead, avoiding the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 31, 2015, 10:42:09 pm
*Sits on Carn.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 31, 2015, 10:44:28 pm
looking at the creature carn says "What do you want for Christmas little boy?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on April 01, 2015, 05:21:32 am
A flash of light and a puff of smoke.
Jacob stands next to the chair wearing a Christmas Elf outfit, tights and all, with a reindeer. It begins to snow around the chair. Jacob looks incredibly bored.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 01, 2015, 12:39:09 pm
David then flies the Graf Zeppelin III into the scene and throws down a rope.

Hundreds of people jump down, and then with an annoyed expression, They announce... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 01:02:12 pm
"Fine, you all get toy trains, but jacob get the button back"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 01, 2015, 01:05:37 pm
David slaps Carn in the face with a Flamethrower

"That's 'but Jacob get's the button back' to you"



I would be the best in roleplays
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 01:31:31 pm
smacks David in the face with a Lochnagar shot

"Well, pardon the occasional mistake, but it is his button after all."
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 01, 2015, 01:38:01 pm
*Slaps everyone with a Mobula.*

"I want an extinguisher buff!"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 01, 2015, 01:57:18 pm
*Slaps Koali with the Planet Earth*

"THIS SLAPPING IS MAKING ME QUITE HUNGRY SIR, AND I'M AFRAID WE'RE STUCK ON A PLANET WITH NO FOOD"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 01:58:42 pm
slaps david with time itself

"Dont make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when im hungry."
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 01, 2015, 03:14:32 pm
*Slaps Carn with existence itself*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 03:23:05 pm
gets hungry and eat some of existence
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 01, 2015, 03:45:51 pm
*Slaps Carn with David.*

I gave Jacob his GameBoy back, now can we stop fighting?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 03:55:17 pm
eats davids hat, "Must have food!"

(we are really derailing this thread  :D)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 01, 2015, 04:14:42 pm
Fine.


*Kicks carn in the knee, then jumps on the Hindenburg IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and flies away*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 04:51:05 pm
"Now what do i eat?" glances at Koali
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on April 01, 2015, 05:45:53 pm
There is a great crashing sound as lightning whips across the landscape. A loud creaking can be heard as a trapdoor is revealed between two clouds. A ladder is lowered until it hits the floor. A blinding light shines from the door. Jacob steps down the ladder until he is clear of the trapdoor, then floats the rest of the way down for effect.

From his coat pocket, he reveals his new Button. The Button. The Button To End All Buttons.
He looks at you.... yes YOU. He tuts and waggles his finger at you and tells you that you and your companions have all been very naughty. This thread will go to plan. It Will. It Will!

Suddenly, a Red Button pops into everyone's possession, just as it used to be before all of this nonsense occurred.

Jacob giggles, looks up to the sky, raises his hand and brings it down forcefully toward the button - a gust of wind blowing his coat around and making him look totally awesome. His eyes are aflame with frenzied wanting-to-get-this-stuff-back-on-track-ness.

He presses it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 01, 2015, 06:26:59 pm
Food begins appearing, steak, buffalo steak, shark steak, bacon, oh and some fruits. Carn begins sating his hunger, and leaves the button alone
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 01, 2015, 10:41:56 pm
Koali chooses to sit down and eat with Carn. He presses the button to try and get a table.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 02, 2015, 06:44:54 am
sadly, it seems the button is a bit wet and needs to dry out. David flies back to Koali and Carn and airdrops a Table.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 02, 2015, 10:12:19 pm
Oh hey thanks bro!

Koali requests a drink.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 03, 2015, 07:38:10 am
*Tosses down parachute water bottles*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on April 03, 2015, 11:10:38 am
*press button to get a pilot who does not use moonshine all the time.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 03, 2015, 04:18:12 pm
Callsign Striker receives Captain Cheeseness of the SLUG's.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 12:03:56 am
Koali is forced to switch to Windows for not hitting the button.

*Smacks button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on April 10, 2015, 05:01:03 pm
*I fall out of sky with hammer and smashes button because of things that happened in a different dimension*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 05:13:32 pm
Stumbles over from the feast and starts passing some moonshine to everyone, including callsign. avoids the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on April 10, 2015, 05:24:39 pm
*jumps back away from moonshine stepping on the button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 08:03:47 pm
Callsign is cursed forevermore to be dripping wet with moonshine.

*Whacks button with mallet to fix it
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 10, 2015, 09:48:55 pm
Koali regains his Mac.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 09:59:45 pm
Koali's Mac falls into pieces, and I slap the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:02:56 pm
Koali's mac is incinerated and from the ashes arises a beat up linux. Carn taps the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 11, 2015, 07:28:49 am
Hot women rain from the sky...



And Immediately run screaming at the sight of us.

I sit down heavily, my mallet tapping the button by accident.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on April 13, 2015, 05:28:26 pm
*respawning in 9...*
*8*
*7*
*6*
*5*
*4*
*3*
*2*
*1*

*Boop, boop, boop, boop*



*David pops into existence in the Hindenburg 2 x 37*

"This world... somethings... different...."

At a close inspection, he sees everything is becoming slightly transparent. He spent 10 hours just staring at the ground, seeing it become Glassier and Glassier. Then, it hit him. He ran into the Gondola of the Hindenburg, unlocked a secret trap door on the top of the gondola with 2 turtle-shaped keys, and climbed up and locked the hatch. he was now in his Final Safe Room, where there was enough equipment to make entire new galaxies and timelines. He dug through a chest full of pajamas, until he felt something hard, and pulled out a round, red button. He walked outside, sat the button on the ground, then said, "Planet... Do not worry anymore, for I shall revive you. Do not fear, for I am experienced in Thread Necroes."

David took two steps back, pulled out his Rubber Mallet, and smashed the button.


W̘ͭ͗͌͏̡͚͓̒̊ͥI̢̨̛̖̺̻͔̽̇̍͋̃͞B̧͍̍̔̀͘B͂I̷̢̪̬̖͓͍̠̹̻ͩͧ̐͛̓̌̓̒͡͡L̩̬͍͇͐̾̍͒͝͠Ÿ̨̘̬̗̣̗̞̏ͦ̃̈́̾̃̈̓͘ ̭͚̭͖̳̳̔̂W͉̘̮̗͔̔̔̚O̶͙̜̙͓̤͉͍͓ͭ͂ͪ̔͊͐̏͌̍͝͞B̼̳͊̎̂B̡͖̮͉̯̗̬̜̙̓ͬ̂͟͝ͅI̸̴̸̢͕̯̱̎̏͂̒̎̚̚ͅL̚Y̞̲̥ ̶̯̮͍̠̬̻̠͎ͤ̒̂̋̚͢T̸̳̬̣̪̐͒ͪ̓ͯ̋́͜Į̵̲͔M̬̰͙̎̒Eͨ̓ͭ͊͘͟Y̹̬̫̤̤̟̼̘ͪͪ͘͞ ̡̛̱̜̩͚̙͕̀͗͌̓ͣ͜͝͠W̼I͛͑M̟̰͋E͒͌͏̨̢͎̊̀̏͒̐̄Y̶̼̘̗̻̏̌̇̐ͨ͆ͥ͆̾̐̽͘͟͡


The world completely reverts into it's normal state. David flies into an orbit around the planet, overwatching all the little threadgoers.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on April 25, 2015, 08:47:13 pm
*Inhales the button and takes on its abilities.*

*Spits out the button, but keeps its abilities.*

Hi David, come down here. It isn't fair to stay up there.

*Presses face that is now also a button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 29, 2015, 09:22:13 pm
The actual button bit that you press on buttons springs off of Koali's face and smashes into th Phoenix Linux.

I pick up the button and stare at it so hard it presses itself.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 01, 2015, 01:53:41 pm
Do you realize that you just made my face spring off of my face?

The button press causes Koali to regain his face.

Koali presses the button to try and remove Shaded's face.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 01, 2015, 02:03:34 pm
Koali looses all his kirby powers, Carn says "Screw it!" and slaps the true button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 02, 2015, 07:26:49 am
Carn's head get imperceptibly bigger as the knowledge that 'loose' is not the same word as 'lose' is beamed into his brain.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 06, 2015, 09:35:33 am
Loosing all his Kirby powers, Koali launches every projectile imaginable while simultaneously taking on the properties of stone, metal, and water, while also inhaling a Hypernova.

Needless to say, the world takes considerable damage.

Also the True Button is inhaled.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 06, 2015, 03:16:00 pm
As it's inhaled, a piece of rock smashes it, reverting the world to it's (relatively) pristine state.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: DJ Calvary on May 12, 2015, 10:03:10 am
DJ Calvary pushes the button with a nerfed flame squid
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 12, 2015, 10:14:30 am
The squid burst into flames, incinerating the crew. Carn caresses the button, pushing gently
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 12, 2015, 09:04:11 pm
Ingur appears behind Carn and gives him a look that says "Why the hell are you caressing a button?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 12, 2015, 09:14:09 pm
"Your not even canon in this story!" sits on koali's face/the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 12, 2015, 10:48:09 pm
You cannot beat Anglean badassery. Ingur can be canon wherever she pleases.

Also, get off of my face.

Carn's button press summons Major Gunhild, who looks rather irked at being teleported away from her duties.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 12, 2015, 10:56:17 pm
Hey, I got intellectual property on these guys, I say when they are canon and when they aren't. Your the one who choose to make Nestor, you get to summon him.

Carn settles down into Koali's face, as the false images fade
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 12, 2015, 11:10:22 pm
Nestor falls from the sky, with a new armor suit. (Think Iron Man's Hulkbuster, or Ghor from Metroid Prime 3)

Get off my face before he rips yours off.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 12, 2015, 11:22:35 pm
Major, you want to take this? Gunhild jumps and eats Nestor's armor, stripping him to his basic form.

But your face is so comfortable, ah well
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 12, 2015, 11:24:16 pm
You can sit on me, that's fine, just not on my face. I can't see through your butt.

Nestor offers everyone whisky.

I press the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 13, 2015, 10:19:55 am
The armor that Gunhild ate, is now on her. So now we have Gunhild in high tech battle armor..................
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 13, 2015, 11:52:20 am
Koali's button press causes the half digested armour to fall to pieces, clattering at Major Gunhild's feet.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 13, 2015, 02:20:34 pm
Nestor nudges Carn to make him get off of my face.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 13, 2015, 02:29:14 pm
ah fine,    Carn pokes Koali's face aka the red button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 13, 2015, 02:30:59 pm
Carn is removed from my face.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 13, 2015, 03:33:48 pm
crouching next to koali, Carn pokes his face again
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 13, 2015, 04:06:41 pm
I open my mouth and punch you with a cartoony spring-loaded boxing glove.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 13, 2015, 04:39:15 pm
I press the boxing glove back inside, pressing Koali's face button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 13, 2015, 11:08:50 pm
The glove sproings back out and punches Shaded.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 14, 2015, 02:47:15 pm
It bounces off my face and smacks Koali, hitting the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 14, 2015, 06:46:22 pm
The glove is redirected to Shaded.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 16, 2015, 12:58:01 am
I roll backward out of range, pressing a different button as I do so.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 16, 2015, 10:46:35 am
A anvil falls on your face, which makes you press the button again
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 17, 2015, 03:04:03 am
A hurricane made of coyotes and anvils spontaneously forms
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 18, 2015, 08:53:40 pm
Oh my.

*Presses the button for a safe shelter.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 18, 2015, 08:55:38 pm
It rains fish. One, a large sea-bass, lands on the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 18, 2015, 09:10:05 pm
THAT'S NOT A SAFE SHELTER!!!

*Spams the button to keep trying.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 18, 2015, 09:11:25 pm
More fish rain down, along with chevy trucks. A salmon falls on the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 18, 2015, 09:22:06 pm
Spam falls from the sky and hit the button repeatedly.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 18, 2015, 09:26:08 pm
The ground turns to spam

This is what happens when you spam the almighty
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 18, 2015, 09:37:37 pm

              O                Now what?
             /|\                  /
             / \           <(°-°)>
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 18, 2015, 09:41:53 pm
Eat, what else? Fried spam is delicious, just don't thin about what you are eating.

Eat! Eat until we find the button!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on May 18, 2015, 11:08:58 pm
Super Sand Lesbian 3 David watches from above in the Hindenburg "62388273 These numbers are getting ridiculous now". He laughs to himself, as the button is actually in the Hindenburg's cargo bay.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 18, 2015, 11:52:18 pm
What? I don't dislike fried Spam, I actually find it rather pleasant to mix with eggs and rice. Add a little ketchup and you're good to go!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 25, 2015, 04:26:33 pm
*pushes button*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 26, 2015, 08:08:42 pm
SPAM AND EGGS ON RICE WITH KETCHUP FOR ALL
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 29, 2015, 04:44:36 pm
Due to Koali's failure to push the button, the spam and rice becomes a gourmet buffet.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 29, 2015, 08:12:16 pm
*Pushes the button.*

Gimme back my Spam.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 29, 2015, 08:27:03 pm
A rotting catfish falls on Koali's face, and slides onto the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on May 29, 2015, 09:52:22 pm
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWGROOOOOSS THAT'S NOT SPAAAAAAM

*The catfish lands on the button, as Carn said. The catfish turns into perfectly fresh spam (As fresh as that stuff can be)*

Oh ok
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 02, 2015, 08:16:06 pm
As a consequence of not pressing the button, all edible spam in the world, including that in front of Koali, has become pony poo.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 03, 2015, 09:32:14 am
*Is too sad to press the button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on June 03, 2015, 10:22:11 am
Watching the happenings, Kamoba frowns at Koali's sadness, pressing the button Kamoba mutters. "Care bear..."
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 03, 2015, 11:24:30 am
A giant evil stuffed bear, sweating blood appears and pees on the button.

(To far?)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 03, 2015, 11:39:16 am
The urine reacts with the button and causes Carn to realize that this is the Pit, and nothing is too far here.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 03, 2015, 11:57:19 am
The pressing of the button has opened to door of the twisted and terrifying imagination of Carn, making them a reality..........Is that a banana with a shark mouth playing the bagpipes?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on June 03, 2015, 12:17:22 pm
The banana shark cones under attack from a horde of Dispicable Me minions, all intent on devouring the banana shark... The adventurers begin to realise, the gate is open to Kamobas imagination too, beyond the door unthinkable terrors begin to gather as they make their way to the door, their assault is only slown by the manifestations of Carns imagination as a massive war erupts within the realm beyond the door. The real world feels the effects of this war instantaneously as the earth begins to quake, volcanoes' begin to erupt, including long dormant volcanoes!

Among the warriors of manifestation are Kerbols, the realm is linked to Koali too!

The frame begins to crack as a giant beast rams the door frame, another loud thud as the door frame is attacked again...


Hans Solo filled his pants with a brown substance...
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/534/veah.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/euveahj)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 03, 2015, 12:22:13 pm
Now a sentient walking volcano joins the fray, along with thousands of giant blue rats duel welding maces, the mighty force surges to defend their door, and aid their banana shark friend.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Kamoba on June 03, 2015, 12:37:20 pm
Dragons and wyverns erupt from the volcanoes and burst through the frame, a large split in the fabric of reality is created, the minions run in fear as two armies warring come bursting through the temporal tear.
As if from nowhere a hero bursts into the scene! Screaming the words Fus Ro Dah at the enemy everyone realises.. "Oh its another dragonborn." The stereotype generic Nordic dragonborn is over run, but before this horde reaches the players, they get defended by a group of Capcom monster hunters.
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/9/f554.jpg) (http://imageshack.com/f/09f554j)

Kamoba points to a squid. "I think... We should think about making a move.... Before Jacobs imagination mixes in with this... Mess..."

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 03, 2015, 12:41:58 pm
The lone brave banana shark continues to play his bagpipes, sounding a call of courage and bravery, loud enough so all will hear it. In response to the pipes ancient highland warriors erupt from the ground, swinging claymores. Giant flying platypuses rain fecal matter from the skies. And zombie baby ducks nip at the ankles of the other armies.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 03, 2015, 08:18:39 pm
The Kerbal army is actually just one man: Jebediah Kerman, professional badass.

He adds several malfunctioning rocket ships to the mix.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 03, 2015, 08:21:00 pm
The malfunctioning rockets, interact with the flying platypuses, and its really disgusting. I mean burning platypuses and poop, not to mention their laser eyes blowing up the rockets. Its not pretty.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 03, 2015, 08:26:13 pm
ALRIGHT, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS! NESTOR, READY THE-- Wait, no, wrong thread.

*Pulls out a Powder Keg.*

This is a terrible idea. But I'll leave it up to fate by not lighting it!

If someone happens to detonate it, so be it!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 11:25:53 am
A green poodle licks the powder keg.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 12:55:48 pm
boom

The armies are all obliterated. Everyone dies, and the thread is over.

Respawning in 3...

2...

1...
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 01:05:12 pm
The universal reset has caused spam, to be erased from existence. Koali must now invent it if he ever wants to taste it again.


But where is the button?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 04:14:23 pm
Oh, crap. Now what?

... I think I'm sitting on something.

...?

It's the button!

*Presses it.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 04:16:19 pm
Koali gets a potato
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 04:24:52 pm
Yay

Spam pls

*Presses it again.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 04:30:59 pm
Koali gets some maps
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 04:32:53 pm
I already can't read them.

*PRESSES THE BUTTON*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 04:38:40 pm
Koali becomes blue and gets a ladies blonde wig
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 04:47:03 pm
What the-

DAGNABBIT CARN LOOK WHAT YOU DIIIIIID

*Throws the button at Carn.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 05:06:14 pm
Carn gets a steak, which he immediately eats, then hands the button back to Koali.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 05:21:53 pm
I MEAN COME ON MAKE ME GREEN

*Bashes the button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 05:23:20 pm
Koali becomes purple with white polka-dots, and receives a false white mustache   
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on June 04, 2015, 06:35:21 pm
*Spams the button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2015, 06:39:02 pm
Koali gets a mud bath, removing the skin dye and false hair.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on July 24, 2015, 08:52:42 pm
found the engine starter guys *push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on July 24, 2015, 08:59:48 pm
callsign gets that which he hates the most. Moonshine rain.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on July 24, 2015, 09:01:31 pm
*sigh* if I push it enough times something I will like has to happen *push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on July 24, 2015, 09:04:39 pm
callsign gets a fluffy kitten
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: callsign striker on July 24, 2015, 09:06:03 pm
ok im not pushing luck im out
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Indreams on July 25, 2015, 09:22:18 pm
Because Callsign Striker did not press the button, he gets another kitten.

With two kittens, Callsign Striker suffers a Catsplosion.

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/catsplosion.jpg)


Indreams wisely stays off the red button is pressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on July 26, 2015, 07:45:51 am
Indreams gets the kittens litter box.

Carn stares at the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on July 27, 2015, 12:43:06 am
Carn stares so hard that the button is pressed, generating a large box of his favorite meats.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on July 27, 2015, 07:11:14 am
Carn devours tall the meats, in the process accidentally eating the button...............
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 29, 2015, 04:35:03 pm
I punch Carn in the stomach, pressing the button

Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on July 29, 2015, 04:39:51 pm
Carn vomits molten lead and leprechauns at Shaded's face, at 100 mph. The vomit presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 01, 2015, 01:36:03 pm
Shaded's face is regenerated.

Koali installs a protective cover on the button for safety.

It is not pressed.

(Lift the cover to press the button.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 01, 2015, 02:11:16 pm
The button does not like the covering. It vaporizes the plastic, the launches itself at Koali's face. The button is self-aware........
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 01, 2015, 02:13:18 pm
Unfortunately, as it is simply a button, it fails to latch onto Koali's face; instead it simply bounces off.

The button has been pressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 01, 2015, 02:22:12 pm
A siren blares, telling people to post more in "Uncharted Skies" Carn build a roof over the button to  shelter it from the harsh elements.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 01, 2015, 02:27:10 pm
Koali adds walls to the roof, making it a house.

A brick falls on the button.

The siren changes to "I WOULD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 01, 2015, 02:53:30 pm
Carn sets the button on a cushion, the siren changes to, "Just walk into the cargo bay and start a conversation sky dammit!"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 01, 2015, 05:02:13 pm
Koali fluffs up the cushion and the siren changes to "Oh, ok"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on August 02, 2015, 01:50:09 pm
David flies in on the Hindenburg 370000545457394666 and reprograms the siren to "Oh No"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 02, 2015, 01:55:07 pm
Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 02, 2015, 03:37:01 pm
Koali is taunted with a illusion of fried spam.

Carn laughs with the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on August 02, 2015, 03:50:03 pm
Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.
GODAMMIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THE HINDENBURG HAS BURNED? 370000545457394666 TIMES. NOW THIS'LL BE MY 370000545457394667'th HINDENBURG.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 02, 2015, 04:59:15 pm
Maybe don't name it the Hindenburg
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 02, 2015, 05:58:18 pm
What he said.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 02, 2015, 06:05:42 pm
The button is sad at being ignored and becomes, (drum roll) de-pressed.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 02, 2015, 10:27:07 pm
Koali gives the button a very therapeutic press.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 08:58:49 pm
The button, in a sultry female voice, says, "Riiiiiggghht there." Carn stares in shock at the strange scene.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 04, 2015, 01:55:34 am
I SAID THERAPEUTIC NOT SENSUAL

... But since you seem to like it...

*sensual press*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 04, 2015, 05:52:42 pm
The button transforms into a beautiful woman

Shaded is so shocked he is frozen for 2 turns
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 04, 2015, 05:54:18 pm
"Red button turns into a red head. Nice." Carn bows before Button, Queen of the Universe.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 04, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
Koali boops the woman's nose, turning her back into a button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 04, 2015, 06:18:03 pm
2 turns being up, Shaded is unfrozen and tries to punch Koali in rage, but misses and presses the button, pulling the punch at the last second.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 04, 2015, 06:19:59 pm
The fury of the punch forces the air the push the button, returning Button to her proper form. Carn sits on Koali to stop him from trying to commit High treason again.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 04, 2015, 06:21:22 pm
What in the world is going on here?

Jeez, at least get her some clothes.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 04, 2015, 06:22:55 pm
"Get your x-ray goggles off and your mind out of the gutter! She is clothed in the purest red silk you filthy, pink, Plebeian!"

Button smiles at Carn's defense of her honor.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 04, 2015, 06:30:29 pm
((Hey I made Button why do you get control))

"Do you promise not to be a dick, Koali?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 04, 2015, 06:31:46 pm
(I brought her back, and made sure she had clothes.)

Carn maneuvers himself to put more of his weight on Koali.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 05, 2015, 10:33:13 am
((She always had clothes))
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 05, 2015, 10:35:14 am
(Yes, well Koali thought she didn't. Also, I gave her sentience.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 05, 2015, 10:37:56 am
((She's a person of course she has sentience))
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 05, 2015, 10:39:59 am
(I gave her sentience when she was still in button form. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 05, 2015, 10:42:14 am
((Because I want to))
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 05, 2015, 10:45:22 am
(Its an entirely fictional NPC in the Pit. There is no worth in this besides wasting time.)

(SOMEONE PROGRESS THE THREAD ALREADY!)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 05, 2015, 11:44:42 am
((Exactly.))
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 06, 2015, 07:54:03 pm
Hmm... I see, now, what I must do.

Koali vomits a meteor that comes out at full speed, destroying everything and starting the world anew once more.

"Hey, is that a button?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 07, 2015, 11:48:11 am
I believe it is.

*presses*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 07, 2015, 01:17:23 pm
Button is returned to her full form, then promptly strips Koali of his kirby powers. Carn bows before Button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 07, 2015, 02:54:10 pm
Y'can't take away my powers!

Koali decides to sit this one out for a while as a stone.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 07, 2015, 03:55:33 pm
(Button can do anything. And I will keep bringing her back.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 07, 2015, 06:04:19 pm
BUT I DON'T WANNA LOOK PERVY

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PRESS
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 07, 2015, 09:36:08 pm
(Hmmm, her hand.)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 07, 2015, 10:18:43 pm
THIS IS THE PROBLEM THOUGH

BUTTONS AREN'T MEANT TO BE WOMEN
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 07, 2015, 10:19:44 pm
I'M NOT PRESSING A DUDE!
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 07, 2015, 10:22:08 pm
NOT WHAT I MEANT

BUTTONS ARE MEANT TO BE BUTTONS

I'M SORRY

BUT BUTTONS AREN'T PEOPLE
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: David Dire on August 08, 2015, 11:52:39 am
I'M NOT PRESSING A DUDE!
HOMOPHOBE
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on August 13, 2015, 05:27:22 am
Suddenly, things were put back to normal. Whatever normal is.

Josie disembarks from a fancy airship carrying a parasol. She uses it to poke the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 13, 2015, 07:50:32 am
"Hey! Watch where you put that! You could take an eye out!"
So says Button, Queen of the Multiverse.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 13, 2015, 12:59:47 pm
Ho there, lass!  What model of airship might that be?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 15, 2015, 08:15:40 pm
Fancy airship? Sounds like a Mobby!

"Heeeeey, who's that? She looks familiar, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen her before..."
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on August 16, 2015, 02:21:35 pm
Undiscouraged by the attention, Josie continues to canvas the button. She is frightfully confused about how this thread could have gone so awry and astray. She got bored of watching from afar in her office and decided that she should try to solve things by her own fair hands.

She inspects the button and tries to talk to it, to the mild surprise of the onlookers.
She prods it again, this time with her finger.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 16, 2015, 05:41:09 pm
"Excuse me! Hands to yourself miss!" Button is annoyed that this strange woman is poking her.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Mod Josie on August 17, 2015, 10:13:55 am
Josie quietly considers returning to her bubble above the world and using cheat codes to put this train of hairbrained logic back to the way it was. Upon reflection - it would be the wisest thing to do. However, since Josie makes a big deal about trying never to demonstrate wisdom, since she sees it as a falsehood, she instead decides to materialise a reclining garden chair. She sits down, pulls out a witty book and starts reading to pass the time.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 17, 2015, 01:41:14 pm
Time for Chekhov's Gun, perhaps?

"Hey, uh, lady... Do you happen to own a GameBoy?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 17, 2015, 03:31:59 pm
Chekhov's Armory, more like
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on August 17, 2015, 04:07:29 pm
What is Chekhov? Is it like an Alexi?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 17, 2015, 04:21:04 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun)
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on August 18, 2015, 01:52:49 pm
Everything must happen for a reason.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 05, 2016, 02:45:22 pm
 One day while wandering down memory lane, Carn finds a dusty old button. Picking it up, he brushes the dust off showing its red shine and inadvertently pressing it.

"Here we go again."
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 05, 2016, 02:57:02 pm
As the red button is pressed, a jar of vodka materializes in front of Carn

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 05, 2016, 03:02:01 pm
"Not a bad start..." Draining the jar, Carn pushes the jar with the now emptied jar.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 05, 2016, 04:06:16 pm
Koali appears with a small model of an airship with a flak cannon pointed toward the weather deck.

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 05, 2016, 04:08:53 pm
Suddenly appears an armor clad man wearing a crow-feathered cloak, points menacingly towards Koali and starts yelling
CAH CAH CAH while also moving his arms like wings...

...and accidentally pushing the button
*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 05, 2016, 04:50:21 pm
The man in the crow cloak turns into a sentient, talking crow.

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 05, 2016, 04:53:44 pm
Oh golly! What an unpleasant situation!
OH, where are my good manners?
Howdy everyone, would you gentlemen be so kind to assist me to uncover
WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MY ARMOR?!?!?!?

While starting this tantrum the crow bumps into the button
*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 05, 2016, 06:58:12 pm
The crow becomes an incredibly small human being.

Koali captures him in an Empty Bottle.

Da da da daaa!

Koali presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 06, 2016, 01:43:11 am
The bottle explodes, for it was triggered by the button
The crow disappears magically and instead a stupid SJW appears and starts complaining about how even the guns of GoIO should be a gender.

In their useless complaining the press the button as it triggers and oppresses them
*push*

(MAKE.IT.DIE.)

P.s. See what you did Koali? Atone to your sin by finding a funny way that the sjw dies for pressing the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 06, 2016, 03:57:43 pm
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU BROKE THE BOTTLE?! I HAD TO DO A TRADING QUEST TO GET THAT!

Koali lifts a colossal hammer and flattens the SJW, pressing the button in the process.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 06, 2016, 05:11:15 pm
After the hammer hit on the button, and the explosion of the SJW, a small flock of ravens appear, from which comes out the crow-feather cloaked knight, that with a benevolent gesture offers you a pointy green sock that resembles a hat, a bottle with a little annoying fairy within.
But,SUDDENLY, while walking towards you with these gifts...

*push*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 07, 2016, 02:55:14 pm
Koali dons the hat and takes the fairy.

The button press causes the Four Sword to appear on a pedestal.

Koali takes the sword and splits into four Kirbys of different colors.

The blue Koali presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 07, 2016, 04:08:50 pm
The blue Koali becomes suddenly green, then yello, then red, then again blue, and continues to quickly change color

Blinded by such a colorful display the crow knight slips and hits the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 07, 2016, 05:50:13 pm
All four Kirby's combine and start to tap dance.

Carn just sets the button on a high shelf.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 07, 2016, 06:01:45 pm
But being just a giant of a man, as Carns turns around he bumps the shelf, making the button falling on the floor and being pressed by it when landing.

{What's gonna happen now, that the button has been pressed by the floor?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 07, 2016, 06:03:54 pm
The floor turns into spam.

"Again? Really?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 07, 2016, 06:16:10 pm
I back your question
"Really?"
Now we gotta eat it all to find where the button fell

*the button is not pushed because now it's IN the spam floor*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on February 07, 2016, 06:23:00 pm
"Koali, just start eating......"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 08, 2016, 12:05:04 am
"Right-o, Carn!"

Koali uses the Four Sword's power to split into four again.

All four start cutting slices of spam from the ground and fry them on a portable stove.

Spam is much better fried than raw.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 09, 2016, 02:24:36 pm
"Right-o, Carn!"

Koali uses the Four Sword's power to split into four again.

All four start cutting slices of spam from the ground and fry them on a portable stove.

Spam is much better fried than raw.
You done eating yet?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 10, 2016, 05:37:22 pm
Haven't even started. It takes a long time to fry this much spam.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on February 10, 2016, 05:51:06 pm
Haven't even started. It takes a long time to fry this much spam.
Flak
Why don't you bomb it with oil bombs and then star doing strafing runs with a flamethrower?
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on February 26, 2016, 06:13:19 pm
There's already enough fat, and the flamethrower would overcook it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 12, 2016, 06:33:16 pm
Gaige pops up from the SPAM-field, decked out in knife-studded diving gear, holding the button.

*press.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Lu Lu on March 12, 2016, 08:56:23 pm
My

Dear

God

What have you done!?!?!?!?!

You've...

You've...!

You've started the next GOIO sale.

Prepare for the trolls and novices and whining vets,

YOU FOOL!!!

(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/65814264.jpg)

[Slams the Button]
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 13, 2016, 12:51:09 am
This...


This is far worse than we expected....

You...

Have triggered....

BRITISH COLONIALISM

Now every single part of GoIO belongs to the British Empire

THE KING IS DEAD! GOD SAVE THE KING!


I trample on the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 13, 2016, 10:58:15 am
Idiot, you summoned that which is unexpected!

THE SPANISH INQUISITION

I press the button with respect.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 13, 2016, 02:23:30 pm
Immediately Carn is teleported to an american's soldier funeral, where everyone was showing their respect after saying "F"

I press the button in disbelief.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Lu Lu on March 13, 2016, 04:21:05 pm
Crow is immediately teleported through time to exactly before he hit the button starting an unending cycle of button pushes

[Stabs the button with a Yandere Knife]
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 13, 2016, 04:38:46 pm
Luharis's knife is swapped out for a Tsundere Knife, which wasn't stabbing the button because it liked it or anything, baka!

Koali presses the button, hoping to unsee all of that.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 13, 2016, 05:04:27 pm
Koali's pressing triggers the button.

"Y u no moar roleplay?"

Emil in disbelief of having seen a talking button pushes it with a cheesecake.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 13, 2016, 05:10:14 pm
"Well that's more pleasant."

Carn pulls up in a black suit, driving a black BMW that was left to him in the will of the soldier whose funeral he went to. Running over to the button, he picks it up and says,

"Button, are you back my Queen?"
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Koali on March 13, 2016, 11:28:26 pm
Seeing the black BMW fills you with determination.

*press*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Skybox- on March 14, 2016, 12:34:09 am
Absolutely nothing happens.



Ever again.



In this universe.


(Meanwhile, in an alternate universe)

*The captain of the Galleon shouts "Full attack!" and slams the button.*
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 14, 2016, 02:20:09 am
The Gallon transforms into an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer.
It unleashes a barrage of shots that cancels anything around it.

In another dimension still, Emil presses the button with a leaping attack. 
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 14, 2016, 03:19:09 pm
In the fiftieth dimension, a Death Star charges it's laser, and punches a hole through realities to destroy the ISD, punching through and pushing the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 14, 2016, 06:15:05 pm
The Death Star is transformed into an interdimentional fiery meatball, that roams trough the various planes of existence, spreading knowledge and peace.

Emil, full of knowledge and peacefulness, presses the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Huskarr on March 15, 2016, 05:56:49 am
Through this Huskarr appears.
He pulls out his screwdriver and fixes the button.  He then proceeds to close all eventual rips in space-time with a single mallet whack.
"this should be working again without breaking the dimensions"
He then pushes the button to test it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 15, 2016, 06:33:01 am
The button doubles itself, and then transforms into an enormous robot.
The robot says: "Let me sing you the song of my people."
Then proceeds to sing the Transformers theme.
After this performance the robot presses the button from which he originated.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 15, 2016, 01:00:55 pm
This adorable spider shows up

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and plays you the song of his people on the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 15, 2016, 02:46:49 pm
A button appears hearing the song of the spider people on the other button and goes next to the spider to sing with him the song of his people
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on March 22, 2016, 12:37:25 pm
All the singing, dancing things disappear.

Carn places the button upon a silk pillow, on a marble pedestal.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 22, 2016, 12:55:10 pm
Spineless idiots see it and rever the button as a god.
Crow arrives and trows Nietzsche on the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 26, 2016, 02:22:35 pm
Nietzsche turns into Freud, how begins to psycho-analyze the button, but doesn't press it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Huskarr on March 26, 2016, 02:41:03 pm
Huskarr, who for some reason was able to endure the madness decides to leave. Due to his clumsiness he falls and kicks a pebble by accident.  This Pebble hits one of the worshippers in the head. The worshipper dies because the pebble hit them in the exact spot where a bullet once struck them. The worshipper falls over onto a rubber ducky that makes a squeaky noise.  This noise causes a stray fog to run towards the toy. On it's way there the dog hits Freud who falls onto the button.  This presses the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 26, 2016, 03:53:26 pm
Oedipus is spawned. He starts crying desperately because he remembers that he actually fucked his own mother and killed his father.
The button presses itself for the melanchony.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 28, 2016, 01:35:14 pm
Freud respawns and begins psychoanalyzing Oedipus
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on March 29, 2016, 04:15:50 am
Shenanigans happens: Oedipus suicides, because muh greek tragedy. Freud grows a pair of moustaches as big and fancy as Nietzsche's and challenges him to press the button.

Nietzsche presses the button
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 30, 2017, 12:26:24 pm
For over a year, Nietzsche stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into him.  Finally Nietzsche collapses, dead, and falls into the abyss.

The abyss presses the button........ somehow.....
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: The Mann on May 31, 2017, 12:51:25 pm
Deer Lord! What happened?5
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on May 31, 2017, 01:36:52 pm
The Button is disappointed that Mann did not push it.  It brings Carn out of the abyss to speak for the Button.

The button was left alone, neglected in the miasmic depths of the Pit.  I uncovered it, so it may once more change the fabric of reality.

Carn firmly presses the Button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on June 02, 2017, 03:31:43 pm
The button tremples, shakes, sceams and at last cries "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" and a wild Karl Marx spawns!

He begins to criticize Hegel, his teachings and the bourgeois class!

While shocked by this visage of pure &$£%£%"£$ness, the young Sergeant Adolf Hitler presses the button, while looking Carn with the face of a man who should have been admitted at the Accademy of Fine Arts.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 02, 2017, 05:15:48 pm
General George Patton appears, and proceeds to kick the @$$& of Hitler and Marx. Once done, Patton stands guard by the button with Carn.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 03, 2017, 11:01:01 pm
Erwin Rommel proceeds to fall from the sky in a Pz.38t, crushing Carn, Patton, and the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: C r o w on June 04, 2017, 04:18:42 am
The Generals of WWII showdown is interrupted by an angry historian that first backhands everyone in the room, and then throws the button at the Mann
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 04, 2017, 08:44:56 am
The button smacks Mann in the face, and in the process is pressed.

All people are transported to their proper times and places.

I pick up the button, and clean it with a feather duster.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 05, 2017, 10:53:08 pm
The button is happy at this care being placed upon it, and rewards Carn with a maid uniform.

Not on him, just in it's package on his person.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 06, 2017, 07:47:13 am
I put the uniform in a bag labeled​ "For gf"

I put the button on a high shelf.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2017, 10:35:18 am
The button somehow looks smug, lording over the smaller people, which annoys Shaded, so he reaches up and presses it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 06, 2017, 11:48:56 am
The button, in it's smugness, opens a pit below Shaded to make it's lording even better.

Carn makes a crude crown and tosses it to Shaded.

"Congrats! Your a Pit Lord!"

Carn falls down laughing into the Pit, unable to press the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2017, 04:19:31 pm
Shaded proceeds to weave a cape out of roots in the dirt and commands the Pit to spit him to the top, so he can guard it from people who are entirely too serious.

He's too busy to press the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 11, 2017, 09:25:38 am
The Button is not pleased at being ignored.  The button teleports 50 accountants from the IRS to audit Shaded and his Pit.

Carn, horrified, repeatedly pushes the button in the van hope that it will help Shaded.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 16, 2017, 10:15:14 am
Shaded screams in rage and begins to bodily throw the accountants out of the pit; The button simply gives them all bunny ears.

One accountant lands on the button.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 16, 2017, 02:50:33 pm
The accountants are fully transformed into bunnies, though they still continue to try and audit Shaded.

Carn looks hungrily at the bunnies and enters the fray.

The button is left next to the terrified accounting bunny that pressed it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 17, 2017, 12:31:04 am
Hungry from playing accountant toss, Shaded tosses Carn a sharpened stone spear hewn from pit rock and gets a small pool of magma going to cook the game over; The button is tossed a rabbit leg, but it does not press it.
Title: Re: Red Button Consequences
Post by: Carn on June 18, 2017, 08:36:39 am
The button worries at the ethical consequences of Carn and Shaded eating bunnies that were once humans.

One of the accountant bunnies hops on the button while attempting to flee.