Faction Words for other Factions: A Cultural Experience

[Ambiorix]

Hello there

It is I, Ambiorix the Skywhale Herder, leader of the First Bank of Skywhale Ltd, Leader of Choppy's Angels and so on.
I have made this post for cultural reasons so all you non Mercs know what we refer to you as and understand who we are talking about.
I invite you all to share your.........colourful.........cultures with us as you probably know we are open to all forms of riches

Lets begin:
the Mercantile word for:
Fjord Baron is Satin Peasant
Arashi is Sand Peasant
Angelean is Ice Peasant
Chaladonian is Weed Peasant/Dealer
Yeshan is Mountain Peasant

In times of war these might seem confusing, so we have simpler names for our allies and enemies in war:
Allies are: Meatshields or Dealers (we like our Happy Tree suppliers)
Enemies are: Enemies

So there you have it, feel free to add your own faction names below. We'll find a way to make money off of it dont worry

[HamsterIV]

From the Arashi point of view other factions are:
Guild is fatty meat,
Barony is salty meat,
Angelean is fluffy meat,
Chaladonian is salad,
Yeshan is painted meat. (tattoos)

In my eyes the Arashi are cannibals.

[Carn]

From the Anglean perspective:

Chaladon: Leafy Targets/Lamer technology
Mercantile Guild: Rich Targets/Occasional Employers
Arashi: Sandy Targets/Fun to raid with
Yesha: Annoying Neighbor/Frequent Targets
Baronies: Other Annoying Neighbor/Arrogant Targets

[SteamBrains]

From the high officers of the fjord baronies,

Arashi: Sandy peasants/Possible recruits
Angleans: TRAITORS (Yes we're still salty about that attack)
Mercantile: The Least worst
Yeshan: Never even see them on the map, government nuts.
Chaladon: GENOCIDAL PSYCOPATHS, DIRTY CHALADONIANS

[MightyKeb]

Yeshan is painted meat. (tattoos)

In my eyes the Arashi are cannibals.

In my eyes, you missed a tainted meat interjection.

[Crow-The-Icarus]

From the desk of a Yeshan faction leader:

Anglea: Intelligent/Honorable Adversary/Potential Threat
Arashi: Anarchist/Heretic/High Priority Targets
Chaladon: Hippy/Child/Not a threat
Mercantile: Greedy/Money loving scum/High Priority Targets
Fjord: Techno Vikings/Zappy Bois/Low Priority
 

[HamsterIV]

Anglea: Intelligent/Honorable Adversary/Potential Threat
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Fjord: Techno Vikings/Zappy Bois/Low Priority

I thought the Angleans were the tech vikings. And the Baronies were the knightly order.