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I Feel Unsafe

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N-Sunderland:
There are currently twelve guests online performing unknown actions. Who knows what actions these are? We cannot find out. They're there, lurking in the shadows. For all we know, those actions could consist of building traps, preparing guns, sharpening swords, and analysing the digestive tracts of platypuses. Maybe not the last one. Regardless, I feel that we should prepare ourselves so as not to be caught off guard. I'll build the fortifications. Yiski, you'll hold them at bay with a flak. Shink, just find a way to crash into them. Shouldn't be too hard for you. And Qwerty, just play some of that music you open your stream with. That should be enough to scare them off.

This is war, people.

Piemanlives:
Sir, reports have stated there are now 20 guests roaming the forum, they are growing in number and we will need more resources.

N-Sunderland:
Roger that. We'll need a competent captain to avoid their artillery and fly a Squid over to Anvala and pick supplies up there. I nominate Zill. Meanwhile, we'll need Muse to help us barricade the gates.

BdrLineAzn:
Everyone don't worry, I brought the Bacon. We will last a siege.

N-Sunderland:
We're not allowed to take the Bacon out of Its temple, for that would be sacrilegious. We must find more resources for the Baconless unbelievers.

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