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The Wall [v2]

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Piemanlives:
The work on Pie Depot continues unabated, undaunted by The Wall's rock chucking.

Richard LeMoon:


The tendril of smoke to the north dissipates without incident, apparently. Those wondering what has been happening don't have long to wait as the dapper pigeon returns, once again tipping its hat to the wall before flitting behind cover, assuming it can hold 1 person and a dapper pigeon. It drops a larger note than before, and waits.

Those opening the note will see the following photo:



On the back, it reads: "Coordinates needed. Anglea stands ready. One tick."

The pigeon clears its throat politely and drops a small, blank, paper roll.

(coordinates must be given in pixels on the wall image. Lower left pixel is 1-1. The dapper pigeon will fly off as soon as he receives the coordinates).

D.Strought:
*Slightly out of breath from my reckless brave maneuver, I see what I can do to optimise the resistance damage of our guns, If I have time left untill my pilot gives the firing order I plan on treating his wounds aswell as preloading propper ammunition*

Queso:
I play Q9 hastily and return to the construction of my cover. I begin to regret my placement this far from the tea shop. I ask the wall if it likes tea, and if it would let me grab it a cup next turn in return for not being concussed by a rock.

Shinkurex:
End of Turn 6

Huskarr
With your trebuchet finally complete, and tested thanks to D.Strought, you load up the largest boulder you can find. with an odd sounding war cry, you release the boulder, and watch as it fly's true, and strikes the wall squarely. The wall is offended, as it is supposed to be the only thing that throws rocks at things, and attempts to hit you. It's throw falls a hair's breath short of your feet.

Damage Dealt: 740
Damage Taken: 0
HP:80/100

Naoura
as you continue your assault on the engine with your mallet, another long string of profanity could be heard as the engine continues to sputter to life. The wall is astonished about your colorful vocabulary, and forgets to throw a brick at you this time.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 79/100

Luharis
You continue to construct your bento box of love, low mumbling can be hear by the people around you "perseverance...perseverance...perseverance". The wall fails to notice you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 96/100

Guagadu
Your ship stops inches from the from the wall... and its sheer size becomes apparent to you. You yell at D.Strought and Eustace to man the guns and fire everything! Unfortuantely, the weapon D.Strought is on is out of arc. The wall tries to retaliate, but you slam your ship in reverse as you see the boulder coming your way. Oddly, you feel a little bit better, as D.Strought walks over and hits you with his spanner.

Damage Dealt: 1553
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 83/100

Piemanlives
You continue constructing your depot, humming quietly to yourself the pieman national anthem. You're too engrossed in your work to notice the large brick flying your way.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 11
HP: 80/100
Achievements:  "Expediter"

Richard LeMoon
Your carrier pigeon ducks into cover just as a pebble shoots out from the wall. The wall had been expecting it. Unfortunately, no one noticed the note, or was too busy to take the time to jot down some coordinates. The pigeon waits.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

D.Strought
After your death defying stunt, you look around and decide that your talents are best suited to wack your pilot on the head with your spanner. luckily it doesn't look like it caused any harm. You mount a gun as your pilot orders you to fire everything, however your gun is not pointing in the right way for whatever reason.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 92/100
Acievements: "Natural20"

Queso
The wall is intrigued by your choice, but does not falter. Now is the time to press the attack! It attaches to your tengen! The wall is too interested in the go board to throw a stone at you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 95/100
State of Board:



Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 2/2 Occupants (The Trebuchet takes up 1 slot)

Totem Pole
A decorative stick. Taunts the wall to attack it instead of The Mann
HP: 10/30
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Engineer: AI Engineer (increases the number of times the Stormbreaker can be used before breaking. AI is less effective than a real player. Can be replaced by a real player)
Engineer: D.Strought
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people
Remaining Uses: 8/10

Love-rock-thrower
Flings rocks at desired target.
Status: Ready for Use

Field Hospital
Heals a player for 5 HP per turn. The wall cannot target a player in the hospital.
Status: Ready for Use

Luharis' Love Notes
Provides +15 HP per turn to the wall.

Second Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold 1 person
Status: Ready next turn

The Sports bar
Holds continuous recruitment drives to provide ships with AI if the pilot wishes. It also have 24/7 skyball coverage.

Second Wall
+5 Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 5 people.
Status: Ready turn 8

Pie Depot
Decreases the time it takes to build constructs by 1 turn.
Status: Ready turn 8


The Wall
HP: 1995027/2000000
Status: Has the Pieman national anthem stuck in its head

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