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The Wall [v2]

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The Mann:
*The Mann arrives into the frey*

*I walk to the wall and give it a nice warm, loving hug*

Piemanlives:
*Pieman pops out of the oven*

"Oh this can't end well."

*Gives the wall fearful gaze*

Shinkurex:
End of Turn 1

Guagadu
You pose your question to the wall. As you finish your question, you see the wall shudder as it contemplates its creator. The wall has become confused, as there is no nation known as "Mexico" in Guns of Icarus. The wall attempts to throw a brick at you, but hurts itself in its confusion.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Naoura
You look around you for something long and pointy, and finally settle on a long stick that could have once been a part of a squid that had previously attempted to fly over the wall. You approach the wall and start to poke it with your stick. Unfortunately, the unending heat has made the stick brittle, and it breaks on impact. The wall is currently confused, but was able to hurl a brick at you. Striking you in the abdomen.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 7
HP: 93/100

Huskarr
You emerge from your time machine to gaze upon the glorious wall. You immediately know that this wall means business, and begin constructing some basic defensive positions (this will be ready by turn 3). The Wall is currently confused. It lobs 3 stones your way in an attempt to disrupt your building. Instead, it has helped by increasing the size of your defensive construct, thus allowing more people to take cover behind it.

Ongoing Action: Building "Cover"
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

RearAdmiralZill
You brazenly approach the wall, and prepare your most devastating glare. As your eyes narrow, you start to see the wall shudder as if it's uncomfortable by your gaze. Several large bricks become dislodged from the wall, and fall on your head.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 11
HP: 89/100

The Mann
As you fix your eyes upon the wall an immediate fondness wells up within you, and you are compelled to run up to the wall and give it a big hug. Unfortunately, you do not look where you are going, and end up hugging Guagadu instead. The wall is still confused, It hurts itself in its confusion.

Piemanlives
Your crust was about to become that golden brown that all pie men wish they had, when you were so rudely ejected from your oven. In a fit of rage, you spin around to see what has caused you this insult, and lay eyes upon a wall as far as the eye can see. Fear can clearly be seen in your eyes, as you know from your past experience that things are about to get ugly. The wall senses a moment of deja vu, and tries to hurl a boulder at you. Unfortunately, in its confusion, it hits itself instead.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Other Damage

Confusion Damage: 24


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Under construction until turn 3


The Wall

HP: 1999976/2000000
Status: Has snapped out of its confusion, and is now self-conscious of all the people looking at it.

Huskarr:
*Huskarr continues building the cover and starts humming badly to an imaginary tune.*

The Mann:
After mistakenly hugging guagadu, I stare at the glorious wall once more.

I begin making a totem pole of his greatness, the wall.

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