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War Crimes.
Carn:
"Hey, Anglea pays ME to screw with the other factions in creative ways. I'm good at my job."
HamsterIV:
I am not proud of what I have done, but...
* I replaced Tar with Zuka Sauce once which may or may not have caused an enemy crew to self cannibalize.
* I snuck a crate of Sky Whale pheromones aboard the Yeshan flag ship, then recorded video of a Sky Whale attempting to mate with it for Lord Dick Tim.
* I once asked Zuka what he would do for a Klondike Bar (I am still trying to forget his answer).
* I participated in a Incendiary Gatling gun only Junker build (which should be a war crime if it is not already).
* I convinced a newbie that a double merc ramming Pyra build was viable in Paritan Rumble by successfully flying one.
* I wrote about a forbidden romance between a pilot and his squid.
* I wrote Merry Man propaganda extolling Rear Admiral Zill's supernatural piloting abilities in the Canyons.
* I have trained hundreds of sky bound murderers and sociopaths whose sins compound on my own.
ShadedExalt:
Those are all worthy of medals.
Take my salute.
Skymonger:
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on June 13, 2016, 12:04:02 pm ---I am not proud of what I have done, but....
--- End quote ---
"Everytime someone says this. It usually is a lie. Don't lie. You ARE proud of what you have done!"
"I mean look! You have a video of a skywhale trying to rape a galleon AND you say you have trained hundreds of murderers in the sky!
That is someone PROUD of their job."
The Mann:
Did terrible things with the Grim Reaper.
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