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War Crimes.
Skymonger:
You deserve that.
Im surprised the engines didnt explode.
The Mann:
See, the seatbelt was for the parachute...
Skymonger:
--- Quote from: The Mann on June 12, 2016, 04:46:34 pm ---See, the seatbelt was for the parachute...
--- End quote ---
"Are you telling me she fell off the ship while you were burning at 100 miles an hour...?
Tsk...
I thought you treated women right mann..."
Carn:
"I think that was the weekend I raided numerous Baronies mead halls. And beer gardens. I think someone gave me some paint thinner too. The Guildsman was another affair.......maybe I should stop raiding places with lots of alcohol...."
*shrugs and sips from his hip flask*
"But that would stop so many fun stories. Seriously though, I've pissed off A LOT of people. About half of Arashi despises me, the other half considers me a comrade in arms, Chaladon despises me for numerous acts, Yesha considers me as a hated enemy, and the Baronies is constantly annoyed at their near constant soberness."
Skymonger:
"You have Over half the world wanting to kill you.
The only reason why Anglea isnt on a witch hunt for you is because IM there, and apparantly im just as bad as you.
You raid beer gardens and punch snot faced burecrats, I melt mountains and Imcinerate towns as part of an 'experiment'
You Kidnap princesses, I surgically alter little children.
You piss off barons by depriving them of their liquor, i grow the Arashi desert to fuck with Yesha.
HOW am I EQUAL to YOU Carn?!?!
If anything, i should be tried for crimes against humanity by all the nations, but SOMEHOW i get PAID BY ANGLEA for my Psychotic engineering!!!
HOW?"
*chugs a large bottle of Vodka and horse tranquilizer*
"Haaaahhh...and also...the guild dosent want to go after you. Quote on quote 'too expensive to deal with' and 'any reparations due to the shenanigans of Captain Carn are Impossible and should be taken up with another faction."
*chugs again*
*burp*
"Attention whore."
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