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Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Carn:
*Carn throws off the fire proof tarp on himself and his equipment*
"Well, most of my snails still live, none of the thermite caught fire,"
*He notices what used to be the sample bucket, which appears to be melting through the floor*
"That could be a problem though. What's below us?"
Skymonger:
--- Quote from: Carn on June 07, 2016, 12:02:32 pm ---*Carn throws off the fire proof tarp on himself and his equipment*
"Well, most of my snails still live, none of the thermite caught fire,"
*He notices what used to be the sample bucket, which appears to be melting through the floor*
"That could be a problem though. What's below us?"
--- End quote ---
"Oh nothing really...just a natural gas pocket and possibly some oil resevoirs. No biggie."
"By the way...that Thermal jelly? I left some on that bench over there, and its still burning.
Tried using an extinguisher on it. Its not working.
I think it burnt through a chemical spray coat too."
"But thats not important, i managed to put together a Flamethrower rifle using your thermal jelly.
Squirts streams of unyielding fire, or blasts flares from hell depending on your sadistic nature to watch enemies burn.
...in theory."
"The truth was i ignited some of that jelly to test its burn threshhold. Y know...what i should use as material so the gun dosent explode. Or melt.
It hasnt stopped burning for 24 hours man! Even if i deprive it of oxygen!"
"So i figured...YOU should have the honor of firing it so if it DOES explode and coats you with the fires of hell itself...the secret should be taken with you right?"
Carn:
"Well thank you, fortunately I have flame retardant notes in the wall safe. So if this does kill me, you can make more."
*Taking the rifle, Carn at a dummy made of titanium rods with a coconut head*
"You might want to stand back."
*Carn flicks the rifle to spray*
Skymonger:
*backs up slowly and puts on a Welding mask and Apron and turns around
Then awaits carns possible demise.*
"...fuck i should have made him sign a waver. I dont want his family suing..."
The Mann:
"Sorry, have to ask, Flame Retardant?"
*Laughs Hysterically for absolutely no reason.*
*cough*
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