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Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Skymonger:
--- Quote from: The Mann on June 05, 2016, 01:46:12 pm ---Welp, you're lab worked better than mine :(
I build a laboratory in the vastness to experiment on the use of Gems and Lenses as weaponry.
One day, I combined the Apollo Lense with technologies from an Anglean Zeus Coil to produce an electric ray...
Next thing I knew, I lost my entire lab and I blew three massive craters into the Vastness...
Wish you was here <3
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Mann senpai, i hope you understand the importance of an off switch now...
Even if my experiments are morally questionable, i still keep a failsafe around.
...For instance...I once accidently let a few prototype human tanks loose during testing off the coast of tamblair near anglea. They ended up going to the now forgotton town of Vikshire and wiped it off the face of the planet... All attempts to get them back ended in failure and they started reproducing...
So...long story short, i simply glassed the whole island with a tesla bomb and paid the Anglean military to look the other way.
...not my best experiment.
--- Quote from: Carn on June 06, 2016, 12:57:58 pm ---"I'm mixing the thermite with snail ooze to create a flammable jelly. You can make the gun if you want though."
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Carn...isnt that napalm...?
...never mind. Umm...i could probably make it for you, do you want it pressure based, or shot from a cannister? Its quite important that i know what will hold the jelly so i dont have a gun that melts in my hand.
By the way, have you tried adding a lochnagar concentration to that? Ive heard good things about it.
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2016, 12:18:56 pm ---
Ooh ooh ooh!
Heavy flamthrower idea!
DOES ANYONE HAVE WHITE PHOSPHORUS AND SOME SPARE THERMITE
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SHADE!
Its in the bottom cabinet next to that workbench! Courtesy from Carn! And while you are at it, get me a blowtorch and a Flak jacket!
Gunna need it for carn's Crazy snail shit!
ShadedExalt:
*Rummages through the cabinet, pulling out pressure vessels of all kinds, various chemicals, a blowtorch and flak jacket, and finally white phosphorous.*
I'll just steal some of that thermite there...
I SHALL RETURN
Huskarr:
ok seriously I have to open up 2 rules.
1st: DON'T DESTROY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYED, TO TEST WHATEVER YOU HAVE BUILT.
2nd: If you want to do human experiments ask me first. I have to review those on a case to case basis. I'll get into trouble with the Chaladonian ethics commity. Don't want that to happen again.
*Creates big poster of the two rules and hangs it up in the laboratory. Goes to his thinking room, and starts thinking about how to create a flux converter that can run tar and moonshine at the same time without destroying an engine within 3 seconds.*
Carn:
"Of course it's napalm! An experimental variety at least. The second variety at least. The first used hagfish. Very long story short, the slime was produced faster than the thermite could consume the hagfish, resulting in hagfish excreting burning ooze. Many things burned, a few things exploded, I introduced Skywhales to spicy food, and now we have noxious clouds and acid rain. On a positive note, the Skywhale clans have befriended me."
*Sets down a dangerous looking bucket*
"Here is a sample for anyone who wants to design the delivery method."
Richard LeMoon:
Richard sits in a corner, humming quietly to himself as he welds three Phobos mine launchers together on a Hwatcha mount while sitting on a pile of partially disassembled mines and fly-by-wire missile (seriously, get devapp) parts. A half- burned parchment rests at his feet with some scribbles of mechanical bits and one recognizable word: Deimos.
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