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Skywhale rumors.
Skymonger:
Skywhales don't exist.
Or at least...SOMEONE is trying to hide them.
Pretty damn recklessly too I must admit.
I woke up finding my house covered in bulletholes and spray paint. And half my furniture ripped to shreds out on the streets. I think someone left several land mines under my rug...
...oh. Can't forget the pipe bomb in the toilet. Was a very nasty surprise.
Glad I sleep in the basement.
So...I'm just gunna publicly say it. Fuck you.
Still looking for rumors on those skywhales. Do you have a story on Skywhales?
Can you leave it here please? One without an explosive device or cyanide?
C r o w:
From what I've heard, Lord Dick Tim, a pirate lord, is the one that first found the existence of skywhales.
He challenged the Muse pantheon to affirm the reality of his faith, beginning a war in the heavens.
Nobody knows who actually won, but one thing is sure: in the end, when he returned among human, he was changed and flew on a gigantic airship, skywhale shaped.
Some madmen also think they had an epiphany and believe that the only deity that should be worshipped is the Holy Bacon.
Needless to say, the Church of the Skywhale and the Church of the Holy Bacon are at war since always.
The Mann:
Your eyes deceive you.
Your minds lack knowledge and thus, you are blinded.
Numbers have few references to skill when attempting to understand the skies.
A common misconception among the Novices Of Our Bustling Skies.
Perhaps one day, you will acquire the knowledge to understand.
Perhaps, you'll never understand.
One can hope.
One day.
Skymonger:
--- Quote from: The Mann on May 14, 2016, 03:42:40 am ---Your eyes deceive you.
Your minds lack knowledge and thus, you are blinded.
Numbers have few references to skill when attempting to understand the skies.
A common misconception among the Novices Of Our Bustling Skies.
Perhaps one day, you will acquire the knowledge to understand.
Perhaps, you'll never understand.
One can hope.
One day.
--- End quote ---
And I shall continue to search for such information. Skywhales exist yet ALL these VETS...are trying to kill me for searching for them.
...and I'm looking at you bard. I know what you and your cronies did to my house.
C r o w:
-whisper to Skymonger
If I remember correctly there were some charges against the Mann for terrorism in the name of the Holy Bacon some years ago, nobody ended up in prison and a lot of bacon was found in the corpse of one of the detectives that were on that case.
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