Quotes to live by?

[Skymonger]

Somewhere in our lives, we come across a quote from a dead (or still living) person that accurately describes our very lives in a profound way that sticks to us for a long time.
For a change, how bout we be those dead guys and describe something in GOI in a sentence or less that leaves a very meaningful impact on a new guy?

For example:

Engineer: "Your fun is built on my suffering."
Gunner: "Blame the pilot"
Pilot: "My team has failed me."

Something like that.

[C r o w]

''When in doubt, engage ramming speed.''

[MightyKeb]

"What do you do against blenderfishes when you're a close range mobula"

Tutu: "Strip them and ram them"

"And hwachafish?"

"Strip the and ram them"

"Minofish?"

"Strip them and ram them"

"But minofish is -supposed- to counter the ram!"

"You're not trying hard enough"


Since then I ram fishes with brawbula. I've had varying degrees of success.

[Dementio]

If a Goldfish rams your Mobula and you didn't intend that to be on purpose, you did something wrong.

If something goes wrong, you can always blame your ally. But if you want nothing to go wrong to begin with, watch the map, know the ranges that your ally and enemies want to operate in and coordinate victory from there. If your map/s (map per second) is below "pretty much always", you don't know the map and will have to fall back to blaming your ally again.

[DaOrks]

If da git ain't 'ead. Shoot 'im
If he still aint 'ead, ram 'im
If da git aint 'ead afta that ram 'im as ya shoot 'im!

[Daft Loon]

Fly backwards, lay mines, avoid mountains.

[Fynx]

It's not a good match if I don't bump into something.

[Carn]

Mines don't care who you are, they explode for everyone.  Be the mine, hate everyone equally.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

"Munkers have no allies, only targets"
"Muhahahahaha!!! More mines!! MORE!!!"
"Zuka! Put some steak on it!!"

[HamsterIV]

There is a difference between choosing to do nothing and doing nothing because you don't know what to do. The former will allow you to act with the most force at the right moment, the latter will get you killed.

[Jamini]

1.

Most matches are won even before you queue. Be that winner. Up your game, learn from every loss, and you can't go wrong.

2.

Everyone was a novice once.

3.

No tactic works unless it is first tried.