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Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"

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Schwalbe:
I wanted to start the thread with the question: "have you ever met THAT guy yelling 'ready up' all over the lobby?".
Then I realised futility of such question - we all do meet such an asshole every single play.

We all know, that this is just plain rude.

Hence an idea: let's make a vault, to which we'll be putting all the insults - the more elaborate/hilarious/brutal/obscene/wrong the better - to answer such pathetic requests.


Let me start with my new invention, that just came to my mind:

" For saying 'Ready up', you should be bend over a knee, with your bloody knickers down, and have yer arse spanked so hard, it turns so red, Mao Zedong calls it 'comrade' "

Hoja Lateralus:
-But, Schwalbe what about community sta...

Schwalbe:

--- Quote from: Mr.Disaster on January 13, 2016, 05:57:34 pm ----But, Schwalbe what about community sta...



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Noob: Ready up!
2: I'm sorry, did you say "I'll go kill myself?"
Noob: READY UP
2: ...I'm positive you've just said "I'll go kill myself"
Noob: READY UUUUP!!!
2: You don't have to do it, there are plenty things to live for...

Cheesy Crackers:
My good man, here in the Icarus community we ready DOWN. We're in airships for god's sake, there's no more "up" to ready for.

Lu Lu:
Buffed Balloon, hydro, stamina, mobula.

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