Frosty the snowman was a grumpy heap of snow,
With a big fuel tank and a couple shells,
and two eyes made out of coal,
Frosty the snowman is a Paritian tale they say,
He was made of snow but the swabbies know, how he came to life one day,
There must have been some magic in that old Pyra they found, for when they placed him on it's wheel, he began to scream and shout!
Oh,
Frosty the snowman, was as mad as he could be,
And the swabbies say he could shoot and fly just the same as you and me.
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Look at that mortar go,
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Onto the Spire's hull!
Frosty the snowman knew that Scrap was hot that day,
So he said, 'Let's fly and we'll hunt some noobs, now before I melt away,'
Down to the Dreadnought, with a gatling in his hands
Shooting here and there all around the point saying
'Kill me if you can,'
He led them down the streets of Paritian right to the Labyrinth Globe
And he only paused a moment when he heard them holler "OH GOD NOT THE MORTAR!"
For Frosty the snow man, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
Don't you cry, i'll stomp you again some day,
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Look at that mortar go,
Thumpity thump thump,
Thumpity thump thump,
Onto that Spire's hull!
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