Answer above, Ask below

[The Mann]

Skyrim Dwemer Creations.

Fus Roh Dah Dovahkiin?

[Skymonger]

Were you expecting something else?

[Huskarr]

nope.

where is The Elder Scrolls game where I can play as a dwemer?

[The Mann]

Skyrim - Download Races Mod. There is one which lets you be Daedra too.

Did you drop your sweetroll?

[Skymonger]

Did you kill a chicken?

[ShadedExalt]

Then necromanced it and pissed off the entirety of the first town, leaving my first character scrapped.

Why did they try to kill me after I murdered and zombified ONE CHICKEN?

[C r o w]

They were adherent to the church of the Holy Spiced Chiken Wing.
As you killed a subject of His Spicyness, you practically declared war to them.

Can you find a complaint to make about any of Asimov's books?

[Skybox-]

Yes. They are books, meaning they are useless.

(In all seriousness, I think his books are great.)

How far down does the pit go?

[Huskarr]

Once you can smell the number purple and hear the colour 9 then you will know that you have reached the end of the pit.

What do words taste like?

[C r o w]

Like chicken.
Apparently the dogma that everything tastes like chicken is true too.

But is chicken out of the dogma?
What does chicken taste like?

[The Mann]

Watermelon.

Why ask such as question?

[Skymonger]

Because when you realize that Eating Bricks dosen't taste like chicken and instead tastes like Watermelon...

You realize that everything in your life is a lie and you need to be crucified and Burnt at the stake.
...while being metaphorically saved by a Firetruck Slamming into you at 400 miles per hour.


...now why is being Run over by a Firetruck being "saved"?

[ShadedExalt]

Because you leave this hellish earth?

How many earths lined up would it take to stop my piercing sarcasm from penetrating straight through

[Huskarr]

π

What can stop my flare?

[Skymonger]

Personal Sanity.

...but is that overrated?