Answer above, Ask below

[Carn]

Because he's not a pirate.

Enchanted Deadric Armor or Power Armor?

[HamsterIV]

Power armor, you can't attach a power fist to Enchanted Deadric Armor.

If you had full control over one side in a 4v4 Battle on the Dunes match, what ships, weapons and tactics would you employ.

[ShadedExalt]

2 Spires, one with Lumber and one with H.flak.  2 Squids, one with a disable loadout, and the other a kill squid.  Squids distract the enemy team, while the Spires pound the shit out of them from range.

Why am I bad at tactics?

[Ightrril]

Because your team has no lion guns and lion guns OP.

Why are so many flies flying around my face?

[ShadedExalt]

'Cause there ain't no bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me!

Why are Lion Guns so OP?

[Kamoba]

Because the Pyramidion Nerf was not enough.

Why are pyramidions still over-used?!

[ShadedExalt]

Because scrubs are well documented as being unable to read, and usually deaf.

Should the Pyra be a slow, wallowing, tanky charger, a paper mache fighter, or a glass cannon charger?

[MightyKeb]

Squid is the tanky charger, so let's make pyra the glass cannon charger!


How can a ship so steely like pyra have 550 hull?

[Kamoba]

Because Eric said so.

Why do so many gunner players assume the false information that gunners do more damage?!
Bad wording.from a pop.youtuber?!

[HamsterIV]

Because they are used to games where specialty classes have stat boosts in their focused aspect of the game.

If you could fly around any map as a bird which map would it be?
Follow up question: If you, as a bird, could defecate (and leave a white stain for all to see) on any map object which object would that be?

[MightyKeb]

Northern Fjords. For defecating, it would be the Labyrinth. A white stain in the globe of a dark map for all to see...


Somewhat related question: If you were to live, or occupy an existing living place in any map, what and where would it be?

[ShadedExalt]

Probably those sweet houses hanging off the mountains in Water Hazard.

I mean constant entertainment, invincible houses, that also happen to be sweet as hell, trade and money making restocking the airships after they fight...

Win+win+win+win=Mega Win

If you could modify an airship in game and use it, an Ace Custom as it were, what ship would you pick and how would you change it?

[Carn]

Squid, I'd give it a heavy gun slot on the starboard side instead of a light. Also would increase engine power to compensate.

Why is this not already a thing?

[HamsterIV]

Because the pilot is too skinny to counter balance the weight of a medium gun mount.

Why aren't fat people represented in GOI's post apocalyptic future?

[Kamoba]

Because theirs less food in the world.

Why are we all clones?!