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Carn:
Alas, I do not know it. Perhaps my life is the cautionary tale of wuv, sprung from foppery and whim.
Who can tell us this cautionary tale?
C r o w:
Why, of course the Story-Teller of Cautionary Stories can!
Where can you find him tho?
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Re: Answer above, Ask below
« Reply #843 on: May 23, 2017, 07:59:40 pm »
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Yes. It resulted in many laughs, three stitches, and a cautionary tale for any children I may produce.
PROOF THAT YOU CAN FIND HIM INSIDE CARN
Why is he inside Carn?
Carn:
Because I forget a lot of the things I babble. Also I got hungry, but it seems I owe you guys a story, enjoy my cautionary tale, though it does not involve wuv, merely foppery and whim.
The story begins with a classic dumb@$$ opening. I was 16, with a friend, my parents weren't home, and we got bored. We decided to play baseball using a pipe as the bat, and a chunk of 2x4 as the ball. I was up to bat first, hit the bottom of the chunk, flew up and hit me in the chin. Got three stitches.
Satisfied?
C r o w:
Yes and no, because now I want to see someone playing baseball with a table leg and a brick.
Can anybody here dance flamenco?
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